You know those videos that have GS characters saying random crap?
Well, this is like that, but without the actual video part. (Because I'm too lazy to make it.)

Here's a few to get you started while I make more:

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From Fairly OddParents:

Thiscoffeestuffisgreatcoffeecoffeecoffeegreatwheredotheygetthisstuff???
Colombia.
Weshouldgothereitsthebestwecangotherenow!!!!!
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From UHF:

DO YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?
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From UHF:

LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX!
(Empty evidence box sprite pops up)
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU'RE SO STUPID!
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From Frets On Fire:

And now, you can go sell your keyboards on eBay. Because you suck.
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From UHF:

Welcome to "Secrets of the Universe". Today, we'll be making plutonium out of ordinary household items.

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Hmm... I'm game for this.

Jake+Angel - Green Acres (view the actual intro here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbPAt1_vc4)

Jake fits the song so well and the only other person besides Angel who could fit was Alita and I didn't want a crack pairing being born.


Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.


New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.

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Tourettes Guy:


Viewtiful Joe:
*Phoenix is wearing a red suit and cross-examining *
Alright, fine! Let's settle this! We don't need two heroes wearing red anyway! Whoever wins, has to change into a yellow outfit!

Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store:
*evidence boxes of everything Oldbag is saying appears in rapid fire*
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

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Ooh! I wanna try!

Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream.

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*R2-D2 noises*

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Pretty woman walkin' down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, I don't believe you
You're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy...

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman, and you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me

Cause I need you
I'll treat you right
Come with me baby
Be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman, don't w---

*whips*

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Spare change?

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I'm too sexy for my shirt.

*throws coffee*

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Okay. I'm done

(from South Park: Attack of the living Homeless)
Chaaaaange......ChAAAAAAAAAAANGE! .....Chaaaaaange???
Aw...Dammit! That's it! That's it, everyone. We're out of pop-tarts!
W-Wait! There's still some over here!
THOSE ARE CHERRY! Euch...
Hey...hey guys, I'm getting cell phone reception now!
W-Woah, really? Call the police!
I'm calling my wife! ......Hello? Sherry? Yes, it's me! Listen, we're............what? Oh-......Oh no!
What is it?
Mr. Kitaki, he...he stole my noodle stand! My home! I.......I don't have a home anymore!
...
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...<cocks shotgun> Sit down, Mr. Eldoon.
I...I'm not one of them! Not yet!
SIT....DOWN!!!!

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