Page 1 of 1[ 4 posts ]
Kwoiffei's PW poetry - "Very Blank"
Chimera
Gender: None specified
Location: Australia
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:52 am
Posts: 104
It wasn't easy to write due to the structure and rhyming, but I managed to pull it off. Also, there's a joke in there which not everyone would get, so I'll give a clue in Pig Latin: "Ommoncay ecretsay essagemay icktray."
Without any further delay...
--
Very Blank
I had a trial coming
The day after today
So I looked at the record
And there, to my dismay--
Where's the autopsy report?!
No wonder something stank!
Looks like my client will lose
The trial, to be frank!
It's awfully blank, Maya.
The ink's just disappeared.
It's just--yes, Mia, I know
It's really, really weird.
The printer used lemon juice?!
Now I'm getting ired.
Ask Gumshoe if he could just
Get the printer fired!
Thank you for flying Phoenix Wright. We hope you have a nice day.
Re: Kwoiffei's PW poetry - "Very Blank"
Worthy's Girl. Den Mother. PxE Shipper
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere In Dream Time (Maine) having tea with Miles Edgeworth and discussing fanfiction.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:27 pm
Posts: 2919
Kickin' AWESOME Sig By Elriel! Avatar Artwork by Enrychan (Commission)! Thanks! :)
"Bravo! Another triumph for deductive reasoning!"--SH (Michael Caine)
Re: Kwoiffei's PW poetry - "Very Blank"
Hug an Edgeworth today <3
Gender: None specified
Location: Phoenix's house (I wish)
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:17 pm
Posts: 434
Thank you very much Deefunx for the sig ^_^
Re: Kwoiffei's PW poetry - "Very Blank"
Eyebrows are amazing. Full stop.
Gender: Female
Location: England - Somewhere near a plug socket
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:42 am
Posts: 30
You know, this is the only bit of poetry I've actually seen on here.
"Life's too short to read bad books." - E. Temple
Just to say that, due to coming exams etc. I will probably be gone for the next few months or so. Hope to be back in the summer!
Page 1 of 1
[ 4 posts ]
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 22 guests
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
News