This was written with permission from PrinceDaniel07.

Please read Number 1 first. http://forums.court-records.net/present-testimony/wright-under-the-skye-t4282.html

Justice Under The Skye

Wright Talent Agency
Polly: Wow, Trucy. I didn’t know you kept The Eiffel Tower AND Big Ben in your pants.
Trucy: Trust me, it’s a real PLEASURE.
Hobo: GRAAAAAAAAGH I l-left the dooooor open agayun didn’t I? You craaaaazy kids git outta mah room… *belch*
Trucy: Daddy, You’ve hit the Vodka again, haven’t you?
Hobo: I didn’t hit Vodka, sh-she hit herself… *barf*
Polly: I’ll get him some aspirin.
2 hours later
Klavi: Hobo: *has a migraine* Ow… thanks for the aspirin.
Polly: It’s ok, si-
Hobo *jumps up randomly* SURPRISE! YOU’RE SIBLINGS!
Trucy: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Polly: Uhoh… I hope underage incest isn’t TOO bad with the judge…
Klavi: *kicks door down* I heard everything! Polly, you’re going on trial for rape/incest!
Trucy: No! It’s not rape! I wanted to!
Klavi: Doesn’t matter! You’re under the age of consent!
Polly: Damn, if only we lived in Europe.
Courthouse
Udgey: The trial is in session for… Excuse, me, but who the fuck am I?
Edgey: Your Mother.
Udgey: No. I’m Judge Udgey Udgington, dickface. PENALTY!
Edgey: OH GOD IT’S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE WHEN THAT HAPPENS *breaks down on floor*
Polly: OBJECTION! YOU’RE THE WRONG PROSECUTOR!
Edgey: OHSHI- better catch a plane to Europe using this mysterious tickets I have found that have already been used but can’t possibly be related to this trial. Bye!
Klavi: Achtung! Has the sexy gay Brit gone yet?
Hobo: Yup. He flew back to Yoorup with his Cravat Powers.
Klavi: Good. Now let’s prosecute Herr Pervert, ja?
Polly: Objection! I didn’t do it!
Udgey: Sounds like a good enough reason to dismiss court for the day. Court dismissed!
Wright Talent Agency
Hobo: Hey Ema! Come on in!
Ema: Haha, you said Come.
Hobo: Just because I have better badges than you.
Polly: Stop messing around! We need to find evidence that makes me innocent of banging the life out of this little girl!
Ema: Shut up or I’ll grab your antennae.
*Apollo’s phone rings* *Ringtone is a girl Moaning*
Hobo: You know, I didn’t mind the fact that you did my daughter, but putting her orgasm as a ringtone? That’s too far. *goes wild*
Ema: don’t worry, I’ll hold Spikes back while you answer the call.
Polly: Hello?
Edgey: You know those tickets I used to fly with? I think they were yours.
Trucy: OHHHHH! Now I remember! We had sex in Holland, making it legal!
Polly: Can you send us those tickets for evidence?
Edgey: Too bad. I spontaneously made them into paper airplanes and I threw them off into the distance. There’s no chance they’ll come back, or that they’ll conveniently fly into the courtroom just as you’re about to be declared guilty! None!
Polly: Drat! Now what?
*knock at door*
Ema: Oh! Machi! Nice to see you!
Machi: *makes a hole with a thumb and finger and pokes fingers through it, then points at Trucy*
Trucy: I dunno, Machi, I’m a little tired.
Machi: *makes sad face*
Trucy: Oh, all right. *drags Machi to bedroom*
*thump* *thump* *thump*
Ema: Magical starwipe to court!
Courtroom
Udgey: Klavier?
Klavi: He’s guilty, she has stains on her clothing.
Udgey: I find this conclusive. I hereby declare Apolloy Injustice Guilt-
*paper airplane flies in courtroom into Udgey’s eye*
Udgey: OWWWW! DGADRGQERGARF!
Hobo: English Motherfucker do you speak it.
Polly: Hey! There’s the tickets that prove we were in Holland at the time of fucking! *Cornered 2001 Variation plays*
Udgey: Fine. The music played, so you must be Wright. Get it? I said ‘Wright’.
Klavi: AHAHAH
Trucy: AHAHAH
*orgasm ringtone*
Edgey: *on speaker* AHAHAH
Hobo: A boot to the head for Udgey. *ka-thonk*
Udgey: Wrong sound effect, that was Snackoos.
Ema: Hey! Copyright Infringement!
Udgey: Whatever. NOT GUILTY.
Lobby
Trucy: Well done Polly! Wanna come to Holland again sometime?
Polly: Hah, you said come.
Ema: As much as I hate you for stealing that line, I need to talk scientifically with you in your room tonight.
Polly: Fine with me.
Hobo: Oh boy.
Trucy’s Room
Trucy: DAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDY!!!!
Hobo: *bursts into room* What What?
Trucy: I keep hearing these thumping noises in the walls and they’re scary!
*thump* *thump* *thump*
Hobo: *pissing self laughing*
*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
Trucy: It’s getting faster!!!!!!!
*silence*
Trucy: Phew… it stopped.
Hobo: Wait, what’s that?
Trucy: AHH ! THE CEILING IS DRIPPING MILK!
*Naked Polly and Ema crash through the ceiling*
Polly: *ahem* Sorry, trucy.
Hobo: WOW. You’ve got a big worm there, Justice.
Ema: It tastes like juicy roast beef too!

END

Last edited by Prosecutor Manella on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:00 pm, edited 2 times in total.

It's fucking brilliant! A worthy sequel to my most silly fanfic!

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Thank you very much, my dear erman.

heh...heh WOW U GUYS R CRAZY!!!

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That's us! Crazy to the max.

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Not as good as Erman's original, but pretty damn funny. No, I'm not just saying that because Machi is in it. Yes, believe it or not, Drammy has an opinion on something other than Machi or Klavier.

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Yay so that means we both made funny shit!

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English mother fucker do you speak it!!??

LOL that was one of the funniest things including the thing about Edgey going to Yoorup with his Cravat powers... just epic!!!!!!

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