Dinner was an awfully quiet occasion that night. The royals ate in silence until Princess Ema found it necessary to speak on her findings. “I found something interesting at the crime scene,” The pause was filled with the clinking sound of utensils on dishes. “a lovely aquamarine necklace with some fingerprints on it.”
A silence. Had she done something wrong by bringing up this crucial and possibly decisive piece of evidence? Had the royal guard somehow overlooked the abandoned jewelry?
Queen Lana looked at her daughter with a keen interest in this new information. “Go on.”
Relieved that she hadn't committed some grand faux pas, Ema continued. “I found a fingerprint on the stone, and the chain was broken. I haven’t tested it for blood yet, but…I think there was a fight at the scene before Dr. Meraktis was killed. And- ” Ema was suddenly cut off by a loud knocking on the dining hall doors.
“Fraulein, I know you’re here! Please, open this door!” That barely baritone voice, that... accent…there was only one possible source. Ema bit down on her lower lip and let her eyes glare daggers as the door. Queen Lana was apt to notice that.
“Ema, who is that?”
Ema simply shrugged. “It’s just a frog.”
Clearly, Lana was not convinced that her daughter had been talking to a frog. No amount of euphemisms is going to change anything, Ema… “Frogs don’t usually follow princesses into their castles, Ema.”
Ema let out a sigh. She couldn’t possibly lie to the Queen Prosecutor herself. “He-…he helped me with the investigation. Just a little bit, though! He saved my forensics kit from drowning.”
“Fraulein, you promised!” The cry came from the other side of the door, and Queen Lana focused her gaze on the princess once more.
“Promised, Ema?”
“Um, I…”
“What did you promise him?”
“I didn’t- ”
“What did you promise him?”
Ema refused to speak simply because she realized then that she couldn’t remember the nature of the promise due to her kit-in-pond-induced panic. King Jacob, intrigued by this new development, motioned to the guards at the hall doors. “Let the poor creature in.”
The guards nodded an affirmative and opened the door to reveal, to the royals’ surprise, a small green frog, who promptly bounded towards their table.
“Good evening, your highnesses.” The frog greeted the dinner party quite politely, bowing his small body in order to lower his head without the aid of a more sophisticated neck. The king and queen, while very much perplexed concerning the sight of a talking frog, acknowledged his presence with curt nods. The frog jumped onto the table, ensuring that he would be clearly seen and heard by the monarchs that he sought an audience with.
“What is your purpose here, frog?” The king inquired, trying his best not to comically raise his eyebrow as a reaction to the unusual circumstances.
“If memory serves me right, there was a murder here in the garden just this past afternoon, correct? I met the esteemed Princess Ema while she was investigating the scene of the crime. Her Highness’s forensics kit fell into the pond, and I offered to retrieve it for her in exchange for her company.” The frog narrated with quite a bit of feeling, as though he were a bard with a simple tale.
“And then?” The king almost seemed childishly incredulous at this frog's account of the day's events.
“Judging by the Fraulein’s expression, I’m sure that you can conclude that I followed though and retrieved her kit from the water. But by the virtue of me being here…” The frog trailed off, leaving the conclusion to be reached by the monarchs.
The queen’s stern gaze shot towards Ema. “You didn’t…”
Ema felt her left eye twitch. “I…I can explain.”
The king simply shook his head. “There is no need for it. Ema, I would like you to honor the promise you made to…” He hesitated, wondering how to end his statement. “…this poor frog.”
Ema opened her mouth, at first to protest, but then closed it, looking down at the amphibian with a measure of disdain before meeting her father's gaze obediently. “I would only be too happy, Father.” She replied with a forced smile, her voice suddenly pleasant, as opposed to her usual Snackoo-throwing rage.
The frog felt a chill go down his small spine. Achtung, baby.
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“Fraulein Ema, I hadn't the slightest idea that you were royalty until I asked about where to find you here.”
Silence.
“It must be strange to be surrounded by people who are so afraid of you, ja? I keep hearing things about something or the other called a 'Snackoo'. Is this some sort of rare delicacy?”
Silent still. For a moment, the frog considered abandoning the fruitless endeavor. Nein...it would be foolish to give up here. His glassy gaze was fixed on the princess's chocolate hair and the back of her gown, the very same sight he had been treated to for quite some time. Ach...if only she knew. He might have shaken his head from side to side if he had the physical capacity to do so.
Ema moved, her steps deliberate as she approached a partially folded screen with a dressing gown draped over the top. The frog looked away at a wall to respect the princess's privacy. He leaped down from the table which he had been sitting on, traveling a ways across the chambers to a small round cushion on top of Ema's bed. After several long moments of waiting, Ema emerged in a simple white nightgown, her hair let down from its usual style to flow freely. The frog felt his little heart skip a beat.
“What are you doing on my bed?” Ema's voice was patronizing, harshly so. That lost heartbeat was very quickly made up for.
“Fraulein, I simply thought that I might - ” The frog protested, only to be cut off by the princess.
“Get off.” The frog didn't budge, ostensibly due to the absence of a particular word. Ema took a moment to think through her statement and amend it. “Please get off of my bed.”
Without a word, the frog complied, making himself more comfortable on a cushioned low windowsill beneath a tall window with french doors. He heard the sound of the bed sheets shifting as the princess made herself more comfortable and settled down to sleep.
At long last, the light was snuffed out. “Gute nacht, Fraulein.”
The night replied with stars and silence.