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Author: | Hazri [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
I am making this fan fiction because I got inspired by the Phoenix Wrong series and GamerErman2001's "Wright under the Skye" fan fiction. I was already planning a comedy FF but I decided I should make it ASAP. Like my other fan fiction, I will only start with the prologue for now. Fan Fiction information Title: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney Author: Me. Obviously. Rating: M15+ Infrequent course language, sexual references, mild violence and crude humor. Genre: Parody/Comedy Status: Chapters done: 2 Pairing: Phoenix Summary: Phoenix Wrong is a Mace Attorney, fresh out of law school. A Mace Attorney is a lawyer who sprays people in the eyes with mace randomly for no reason whatsoever. His partner is Lemon Pie, a wannabe scientist who never went through college. Together they go on mucked-up misadventures while solving cases with Spoiler: Prologue Spoiler: Chapter 1: Investigation Spoiler: Chapter 2: The Trial |
Author: | Renodin [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
I like parodies, but I think this was a bit too random for my tastes. And Phoenix doesn't have a license, but oh well. |
Author: | Lida_Rose [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
I didn't think Phoenix even had a car! Though he probably doesn't if he doesn't have his licence. Anyway, this is a good start. |
Author: | Greeny [ Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
That was just... Wrong. x Lol I like randomness. And lemon. |
Author: | Hazri [ Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
Chapter 1: Investigation Detention Center March 32, 1:16pm Visitor's Room Lemon: Well, here we are at the detention center. Phoenix: This place looks familiar... Lemon: You were here last week for public nudity... Phoenix: Oh yeah! Where's Larry? Larry: In the window. Phoenix: *looks at the window* AHHH! Do I really look that ugly? Larry: Screw you man! Lemon: Phoenix... That's a window, not a mirror. Phoenix: Oh... How embarrassing... Lemon: Why are you here Larry? Larry: The cops think I killed a guy. Phoenix: Who? Larry: Some guy. Phoenix: Sum is a strange name for a man... Lemon: It's not really the guy's name, Phoenix. Anyway Larry, do you want us to defend you in court? Larry: OF COURSE I DO! Phoenix: I don't know... He looks sorta suspicious... Lemon: Phoenix! That's your best friend there! Larry: Thanks Phoenix... I know I can count on you... Phoenix: Thanks Larry! Lemon: He was being sarcastic. Phoenix: Oh... *sniff* I thought he was exited that I was going to defend him... Larry: Enough emotions already! Go down to Nutrigrain Village. That's where the body was found. Lemon: You can count on us! Phoenix: To the Wrong Mobile! *jumps through the windshield of the Wrong Mobile* Lemon: *enters the passenger door and sits on the seat* Do you even have a license? Phoenix: Nope! *swerves off the curb and speeds off* Nutrigrain Village April 2, 4:52am Village Square Phoenix: It took two days but we're finally here! Lemon: You didn't need to go to fourteen strip clubs before coming here... Phoenix: HEY! My wang was more important back there! Lemon: More important than the life of your best friend? Phoenix: Maybe... Lemon: *sighs* Well we better find the crime scene. Phoenix: There it is! Lemon: That's a rock... Phoenix: Oh yeah... There it is! Lemon: That's an outhouse... Phoenix: It looks suspicious... Lemon: Look! There's a bunch of police officers near that house! Phoenix: I know your secret, outhouse! Spit it out! Why did you kill that guy?! Lemon: PHOENIX! Stop being dumb! *walks into the house* Phoenix: This ain't over yet... *follows Lemon* Nutrigrain Village April 2, 4:57am Fey Manor Phoenix: Fey Manor? Why is it called that? Lemon: This is where the Fey family lives. They also train spirit-- Phoenix: Look! Police! Lemon: That must be the crime scene! Phoenix: Let's go! ???: Hold it, pal! Lemon: *bumps into the man* Ow! Who are you? ???: Penis Gumshoe! I'm one of the detectives. Phoenix: I like your name! Gumshoe: Thanks! My mother hated me so she gave me the name Penis. Lemon: How interesting... Phoenix: You got any evidence you can leak to us? Gumshoe: You bet I do! Here ya go, pal! Phoenix: What's this piece of paper? Lemon: It's the autopsy report! Phoenix: What's an autotopsy? Lemon: An autopsy report tells us all we need to know about the victim's death. Phoenix: Such as? Lemon: How he died and when he died. Phoenix: Neat! Gumshoe: Keep it, I don't need it. Lemon: Why not? Gumshoe: I have it memorized. Lemon: In that case, let's read it! Phoenix: Time of death is 6:00am... Cause of death is asphyxiation... What's that? Lemon: It's another way of saying "choked to death" right? Gumshoe: Yeah. The poor guy was strangled with a piano wire. Phoenix: But Larry doesn't have a piano! Lemon: You don't need to have a piano to have a piano wire, Phoenix. Phoenix: Really? Can I get a trumpet wire? I've always wanted a trumpet! Lemon: *sighs* Anything else we can have, Mr. Gumshoe? Gumshoe: I guess you can have the murder weapon. Lemon: The piano wire! Gumshoe: You can keep it. Unless you want to kill someone... Lemon: I would never... *glances over at Phoenix* Phoenix: Is that all? Gumshoe: For now. Lemon: Did you check the piano wire for fingerprints? Gumshoe: Actually, no. Lemon: Then I'll do it right now! *pulls out a plastic bottle* Phoenix: What's that? Lemon: A finger-printing kit! I can check this piano wire for fingerprints! Phoenix: How does it work? Lemon: I just pour the power on the piano wire... *pours the powder on the wire* Phoenix: Then what? Lemon: Then I blow it off... *blows the powder off* Phoenix: MY EYES! Lemon: Sorry! Then finally we see the prints. There are two sets of fingerprints on here! Gumshoe: Amazing! You better add that to the court record! Phoenix: The what? Lemon: I'm not a lawyer and I know what the court record is... Phoenix: What is it? Lemon: It's the button above my head. Phoenix: Ohh... Gumshoe: Well I better get back to work. I'll see you two later! *runs off* Lemon: He's such a nice man... Phoenix: You're telling me... Lemon: Anyway! I think it's time we-- ???: HEY NICK! Phoenix: Oh know... I'd recognize that voice anywhere... ???: Who is this? Is this your GIRLFRIEND? Phoenix: NO! ???: HONEST? Phoenix: YES! Now leave me alone! Lemon: Who is this? Phoenix: Mayonnaise Fey... Mayo: Call me Mayo for short! Lemon: Okay then... Is she going to be of any help? Phoenix: No. Mayo: YES! Phoenix: No. Mayo: Awww... Don't be mean... Lemon: Yeah! Don't be mean! Phoenix: Fine... What will we do now? Lemon: I think we should look for overlooked clues? Phoenix: Overlooked? Lemon: Overlooked means it was in plain sight but nobody noticed it. It happens to evidence in every case. Phoenix: Oh! I get it! Lemon: Smartest thing you have said all day... Mayo: I saw a gun! Lemon: A what?! Mayo: A gun! Lemon: REALLY?! Wait. A gun is no good. The cause of death was asphyxiation. Phoenix: Did you see anything else Mayo? Mayo: No... Lemon: In that case, we will have to just use these two pieces of evidence for tomorrow's trial. Phoenix: I'm not sure... Who is the prosecutor? Mayo: Wow... You don't know what a court record is but you know what a prosecutor is... Phoenix: I'm a slow learner, okay?! Lemon: Anyway, the prosecutor for tomorrow's trial is... ???: Me! Lemon: Fanta von Bad Karma... Fanta: You think you have a chance with just two pieces of evidence? How idiotic of the idiot who idiotically looks like an idiot. Phoenix: I've known her for ten seconds and I already hate her... Fanta: I get that a lot. Mayo: SURE you do... Fanta: QUIET! Mayo: Yes, sir! Fanta: I look forward to seeing you in court tomorrow... *walks off* Lemon: She's scarier in person... Phoenix: I have to defeat her in court tomorrow! Lemon: Scientifically! Phoenix: What? Lemon: Never mind... To be continued... |
Author: | Lida_Rose [ Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:07 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
LOL! XD This is funny! |
Author: | Hazri [ Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
I'm glad some people enjoyed this! I'll have Chapter 2 added to the first post soon! |
Author: | Hazri [ Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
Stupid submit button! |
Author: | Hazri [ Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Phoenix Wrong: Mace Attorney |
Chapter 2 added to the first post! |
Author: | kitty_sneeze [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:09 pm ] |
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lol, this is so random it's hilarious!!! nutrigrain village!!.... made me laugh XD xxx |
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