BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:46 pm

Shiki Tohno

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So I tried my hand at writing my first ever story involving openly described sex and stuff. For some reason, I have this feeling that I failed horribly. >_< But still, quoting Klavier, the show must go on, ja? =p

So here it is, my first story ever involving smut. Please be gentle when reviewing it? >_>

Title: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (YES, in all caps like that =p )
Author: Uhh... Some guy that looks like me...?
Rating: M for Mature (explicit sexual scenes)
Genre: Romance, comedy
Status: Completed
Pairing: Phoenix/Maya
Summary: Phoenix didn't know that Maya spoke japanese. Discovering this little fact, however, turns him on WAY more than he's willing to admit himself.

Link to story (Note: RATED M FOR MATURE -- THIS MEANS NSFW!)
Explanations, translations and miscellaneous references for the japanese used in the story (THIS link, on the other hand, IS completely work-safe and kid-safe)

Hope you buncha perverts enjoy. =p

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:10 pm

Prosecutor Manella

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f'WOW.

I have NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER seen ANYOOOOOOOOOOOONE break their rib from sex.

Phoenix has strange fetishes.

Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:16 pm

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Erm...I don't want to sound perverted but that was erm...a very good story... :hotti:

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:38 pm

Shiki Tohno

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Prosecutor Manella wrote:

f'WOW.

I have NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER seen ANYOOOOOOOOOOOONE break their rib from sex.

Phoenix has strange fetishes.

It happened to the sister of my best friend. When she got married she had to almost entirely forfeit her honeymoon because she broke her rib from sexin' it up so hard with her husband. =p Trust me, I am NOT making this up. XD It was a funny, REAL situation, thus why I decided to use it. =p

And I hope you guys enjoyed the random references to japanese I used. I especially loved how very fitting the two songs I used feel in the story, as they come from two of my favorite anime series ever. =) [/hurr hurr narcissism]

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:13 pm

Shiki Tohno

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Double post for epic justice.

An epilogue has been added to the story. Go read it. Now. =p

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:29 pm

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...

I loled. :lana:

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:12 pm

Prosecutor Manella

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Nice Epilogue.

Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:47 am

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Holy crap that was awesome. Intensely hot, and it was great how you addressed the passion between them without getting too descriptive with the actual act of erm.. copulation. And the broken rib was a nice touch. Never heard of that one in a lemon before.

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:04 am

Shiki Tohno

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ROFL, thanks, but seriously, I fail HARD at teh lemonz. =p Which is why I wasn't very specific with it. 8D

Hop by the Nick/Maya fan club thread to read the full story on the broken rib. XD

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:46 am

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i knew the song that maya singing sounded familiar! god knows by aya hirano and i liked the fanfic<sounded VERY perverted O_O :hotti:

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:40 am

Shiki Tohno

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ROFL, glad you liked it. And nice to see someone else got one of the songs. XD

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:05 am

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O: To read it... or not... now that is the question.

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:35 am

Shiki Tohno

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Go go go go go go go go go, it'll be worth it, I promise, teh lemonz will be over quick. XD

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:03 am

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*whine* But what if my mom checks my history?

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:15 am

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Then ERASE IT.

Tools - Internet Options - Delete - Click Whatever you wanna delete (I suggest Delete All in case your mom has a tracking system, but this deletes your remembered logins)

There ya go.

Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:08 am

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I MANAGED TO SKIM THROUGH IT BEFORE MY MOM CAME CHARGING IN. AND IT'S VERY WELL DONE. :D

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:39 pm

Shiki Tohno

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If you want me, I can PM it to you so you can peruse it at your leisure, along with the explanations. =)

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:44 pm

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I have two things to say. First of all, that was actually epic. One of the few lemons I've read, and this was the only one that was written... well... heck I can say you're the second best I've read. Because the others are just straight up smut and I like a plot. Second: Lawls at the breaking of the rib.

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Re: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXY (Phoenix/Maya; Rated M for Mature!)

Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:05 pm

Shiki Tohno

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w00t, someone else who likes my stories. =p Be sure to drop by my story archive site (link in my signature) to read the rest. =)

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