Larry Butz might've been a stupid idiot but he had some good traits.
1- He's kind and never turns down a friend
2- He's a lady killer
3- He teaches you how to be a lady killer
It was queer how someone so clumsy could be so good with women. And when Phoenix discovered that he was attracted to Maya, he couldn't help but go to Larry for advice. And once in his life, he made a great choice.
The beginning was kind of rugged, after he had to defend Franziska. Larry fell for her, and in return for setting the two up, he gets 'Larry's Luxious Ladykiller Lessons'. Great, four Ls, that makes it much more entertaining. (Please note the sarcasm)
The lessons were slow, filled with Larry dancing around and sticking his thumb out saying "Never turn down a woman and help them however you can." and then he winks, as if a woman was watching him lecture Phoenix.
Then Phoenix was stuck all night practicing his 'moves' in the mirror. He blinked, he couldn't pull any of that off so he screamed: "Gah! It's so complicated!" Then he heard Maya and Pearl blabbering about something. He was doing this to Maya so he exited the bathroom and asked if she would like to go for some hamburgers, she could never turn that down.
Phoenix noticed her eyes trailing up and down his body, spending a second longer on his undershirt than his face. He remembered a certain thing Larry told him:
If a woman lingers on a certain article of clothing that you're wearing longer than on your face, it means she likes it.
Maya asked him to go back into the bathroom and fix himself up. He went back in, sighing, remembering Larry's words.
Do what the woman tells you to do.
He first applied the hair gel and began to shave, constantly cutting himself every now and then. Finally he managed to finish shaving, remembering how Maya stared at his undershirt, he continued to wear it as son as he exited the bathroom. The effects were instant, Maya stared at him, her face red. He started to check the mail and noticed the two talking in the corner:
".... Nick... special someone?"
"Nope... like someone else."
He should've payed attention to what they said. Now he thinks Maya likes someone else. Then Pearl jumped on him "How could you? You said you loved Mystic Maya." More of Larry's words ran through his head:
When a girl is mad at you, kiss them on their cheeks or forehead.
And he kissed Pearls on the forehead and smiled "It's hard to say." He was confused about what was going on but just said it anyways. He smiled teasingly and walked to the door, opening it: "So, do you two want hamburgers or not?"
Always open doors for girls.
The two of them ran out of the door and he blinked "It's hard to say."... because he already loved her. Once the two were only blurs in the horizon, he yelled "Where to?" and caught up with them in a split second.
Maya laughed "I don't know!" She was really adorable when she said that.
When a girl is cute, also give them a kiss on the cheek or forehead!
And he did and said: "You're really cute when you are like that, you know." And Maya's steps faltered for a moment.
"Eh? Maya, are you okay?!"