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Title: The Life and Times of Charley the Plant
Author: Blade Satoshi X
Rating: Everyone
Genre: Comedy
Status: Ongoing
Pairing: Slight Mia X Charley and Phoenix X Charley (but might not be slight. Unsure)
Summary: Charley tells us his life story from his eyes. Note: There will be series spoilers.

Spoiler: Prologue
Plants don't have ears, I'm told. Or eyes, or brains. But they're wrong. I have memorised everything from when I was bought 12 years ago, up to this current day. And I'm not even close death yet. Yes, I am an old plant.

My name is Charley. And I have decided to tell my story. The story of friendship, losses, new owners, and little girls with magic panties. You shall learn about who bought me, why, and how. You will learn about what I've seen over the years, and the people who treat me with respect, and the people who don't. So let's begin my story...


Spoiler: Chapter One: 12 Years Ago...
I grow up in this dump. “Plou's Planty Place”, the owner calls it. Plou's a big douche bag. He treats us plants with no respect, and as if we have no brain. No feelings, no thoughts. But we do.

The door opens. I cannot continue my thought. A man as big as a house, and as wide as a hot air balloon enters. His head is five times smaller than his body, and somehow he wears glasses that are small compared to his face. He has weirdly combed grey hair to go with his funny grey moustache that won't stop twitching. The man looks quite gross to be honest, because he appears to sweat a lot.

“You my good sir,” says Plou in his usual snivelling tone. “What would you like?”

“Ah, call me Marvin Grossburg. My understudy just won a case, so I wanted to get her a gift. What would be a good one?”

The snivelling thin man adjusts his giant glasses, and points out the plant next to me.

“Th-this plant is a ve-very fun one. It's easy to grow, but doesn't live for more than a year.”

“No. That won't do. What about this?” asks the big fat man as he looks at me as if I'd be his dinner.

I am terrified. I could be eaten by a blimp man called Melvin Grossburgers.

“Ah this is a good one. It can live for a while, but is demanding when it comes to water.”

Demanding, me? How dare he!

Suddenly, the blimp man picks me up, without warning, and shoves me on the counter quite violently.

“How much?”

“Ten bucks for you, bub. Would be fifteen, but I like ya, I do, I do. I like ya.”

And one again, Plou fails at sweet charming his customers. But Melvin Grossburgers gives him the ten dollars, and I am shoved into a white thing. I recall the humans calling it a “bag”.

So, the humans trade good byes, and I am carried out.

Who is this blimp man? Who is this understudy? And where am I going? Am I being kidnapped? It's my first time outside, so I'm not sure. One thing I know is that I'll either be eaten by this big man or I'll get a happy life at last. I hope it's the latter...

Spoiler: Chapter 2: A Shining Beauty
The trip was short. In only a matter of minutes, Mr Grossburgers had carried me from Plou's store to his house. I say carried because I heard the beating thumps of the blimp man's steps. I was obviously worried, because this man looked like he'd eat everything in sight if he could, and I wouldn't be surprised if his fridge was empty.

As we entered, Grossburgers talked to someone. I couldn't see them through this white wall, or the 'bag' as they call it.

“Ah-hemm!” he coughed dramatically. “Is Miss Fey around?”

“Yes,” replied a female voice. It was very tired, and sounded as if it could drone on forever. “She's upstairs. She's been talking to herself about Mr Armando again.”

Mr. Armando? Miss Fey? This man had a lot of friends. Why were they at his house?

“Call on her. I need to talk to her in the office.”

Office? What is he talking about? Is this not a house?

The fat man shoved me down on a desk violently, and took me out of the bag. Finally. I thought I'd be as close to suffocation as a plant could get. Then I heard footsteps again. Getting louder. And louder. AND LOUDER. And then I heard the most beautiful thing I had ever heard.

“Yes?” asked the beautiful woman with her beautiful voice. “What is it Mr. Grossburg? If it involves hemorrhoids, I'm going back upstairs.”

The woman was beautiful. Curvy in every way that a woman would want to be. She had long brown hair down to her back, and had a small fringe covering an eye. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. She was an angel, and her voice was a choir.

“Ah, this plant is for you. I bought him as a reward for you winning you case. He's, uh, supposed to be your new friend. No matter how weird that sounds...”

I was happy. I would be the best friend of a beautiful lady.

“...A plant? Is that all?”

Heart break.

Then she took a better look at me.

“Aw, it's so cute. I'm calling you Charley...”

She was flushed with amazement with me. She started to examine me from every angle. She was in love. And so was I.

I would remember her for the rest of her life, and vice versa...

Still, at the time I thought that wouldn't be long with Grossburgers around.

Spoiler: Chapter 3: Introduction to an Intern
The next few months past, where nothing happened but Mia caring for me, and occasionally going to a 'trial' and Blimpy...

..Grah, Blimpy. His darn eyes kept looking hungrily at me...

And then suddenly, as I was doing my average staring at whatever was in front of me, a man with hair that stuck back so far that it could be used a coffee table burst in. I remember him well. He was average height and build for someone of his age, but his spiked back hair... what? What is with that hair? Anyway, he was wearing a yellow T-Shirt with a... dog on it? Seriously, what was with this guy?

“MISSS FEEEEY!!!!” he shouted, with the screeching droney voice snapping in the background.

Clearly, he wasn't supposed to be there.

My angel quickly flew down the stairs and hugged the man, but as a greeting. Or at least, I hoped it was a greeting.

“Phoenix, you made it! I know you should have set an appointment, but you need trained somehow,” laughed Mia naughtily.

Training? NO. NO. NO. NO. CANNOT COMPUTE. MIA IS MINE. GET AWAY FROM HER, BIRDY.

Phoenix sat down, without permission, and sighed.

“Law is so tiring. I had to run here, because my bike was hit in a lightning storm a few days ago. Run about a mile from uni! That's so annoying! And all just to talk with a lawyer who saved my life...”

Oh, so it was to talk? Oh, good. BUT THE VOICE CONTINUED WHINING. THIS WAS TORTURE!

“Ok, ok, Phoenix, I get the point. I actually called you here because I need some help with paper work, and Mr. Grossburg and his... ew... hemorrhoids...”

I was used to hearing that disgusting word. Sadly, Phoenix wasn't.

“Too. Much. Info.”
Both of them laughed. I would have too, but I am a plant, so I could never laugh, and sadly never would.

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Ha, this is funny. ^^ I think it'd be really interesting to be Charley actually, so I'm very curious about the next chapters. =P
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Cool. This is a unique idea. There were a few grammatical errors, but not so many that one couldn't read the story. I'll look forward to more.
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I eidted all the grammar mistakes I could find in chapter one.

Thanks for the comments!
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You've got a nice angle with this Bsx....provided MiaxCharley and PhoenixxCharley doesn't turn out to me a romantic pairing.....I can see Charley as the kinda plant Mia would talk to when life's got her down. :garyuu:
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Actually, it's just Charley having a childish crush. As he gets older, it stops.
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These two chapters aren't exciting, or funny but this will get interesting later. Maybe.

Spoiler: Chapter 2: A Shining Beauty
The trip was short. In only a matter of minutes, Mr Grossburgers had carried me from Plou's store to his house. I say carried because I heard the beating thumps of the blimp man's steps. I was obviously worried, because this man looked like he'd eat everything in sight if he could, and I wouldn't be surprised if his fridge was empty.

As we entered, Grossburgers talked to someone. I couldn't see them through this white wall, or the 'bag' as they call it.

“Ah-hemm!” he coughed dramatically. “Is Miss Fey around?”

“Yes,” replied a female voice. It was very tired, and sounded as if it could drone on forever. “She's upstairs. She's been talking to herself about Mr Armando again.”

Mr. Armando? Miss Fey? This man had a lot of friends. Why were they at his house?

“Call on her. I need to talk to her in the office.”

Office? What is he talking about? Is this not a house?

The fat man shoved me down on a desk violently, and took me out of the bag. Finally. I thought I'd be as close to suffocation as a plant could get. Then I heard footsteps again. Getting louder. And louder. AND LOUDER. And then I heard the most beautiful thing I had ever heard.

“Yes?” asked the beautiful woman with her beautiful voice. “What is it Mr. Grossburg? If it involves hemorrhoids, I'm going back upstairs.”

The woman was beautiful. Curvy in every way that a woman would want to be. She had long brown hair down to her back, and had a small fringe covering an eye. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. She was an angel, and her voice was a choir.

“Ah, this plant is for you. I bought him as a reward for you winning you case. He's, uh, supposed to be your new friend. No matter how weird that sounds...”

I was happy. I would be the best friend of a beautiful lady.

“...A plant? Is that all?”

Heart break.

Then she took a better look at me.

“Aw, it's so cute. I'm calling you Charley...”

She was flushed with amazement with me. She started to examine me from every angle. She was in love. And so was I.

I would remember her for the rest of her life, and vice versa...

Still, at the time I thought that wouldn't be long with Grossburgers around.

Spoiler: Author's Notes
Yeah, sorry for the boringness... And yes, I for some reason felt like changing it to past tense.

Spoiler: Chapter 3: Introduction to an Intern Part 1 of 2
The next few months past, where nothing happened but Mia caring for me, and occasionally going to a 'trial' and Blimpy...

..Grah, Blimpy. His darn eyes kept looking hungrily at me...

And then suddenly, as I was doing my average staring at whatever was in front of me, a man with hair that stuck back so far that it could be used a coffee table burst in. I remember him well. He was average height and build for someone of his age, but his spiked back hair... what? What is with that hair? Anyway, he was wearing a yellow T-Shirt with a... dog on it? Seriously, what was with this guy?

“MISSS FEEEEY!!!!” he shouted, with the screeching droney voice snapping in the background.

Clearly, he wasn't supposed to be there.

My angel quickly flew down the stairs and hugged the man, but as a greeting. Or at least, I hoped it was a greeting.

“Phoenix, you made it! I know you should have set an appointment, but you need trained somehow,” laughed Mia naughtily.

Training? NO. NO. NO. NO. CANNOT COMPUTE. MIA IS MINE. GET AWAY FROM HER, BIRDY.

Phoenix sat down, without permission, and sighed.

“Law is so tiring. I had to run here, because my bike was hit in a lightning storm a few days ago. Run about a mile from uni! That's so annoying! And all just to talk with a lawyer who saved my life...”

Oh, so it was to talk? Oh, good. BUT THE VOICE CONTINUED WHINING. THIS WAS TORTURE!

“Ok, ok, Phoenix, I get the point. I actually called you here because I need some help with paper work, and Mr. Grossburg and his... ew... hemorrhoids...”

I was used to hearing that disgusting word. Sadly, Phoenix wasn't.

“Too. Much. Info.”
Both of them laughed. I would have too, but I am a plant, so I could never laugh, and sadly never would.

Spoiler: Author's Notes
In two parts because of writers block for more. So I shall add more when writers block ends.

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I liked this. Was great to see it in Charley's point of view.
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Wow, this is a very interesting fanfiction. Seeing things from Charley's point of view really is a unique twist. I eagerly await the next chapter!
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Aww, I think I love Charley even more now! I look forward to future updates/
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ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING

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I'm really interested to see how this is going to turn out! If he/she/it reacted like that to Phoenix's hair, I wonder what the reaction will be to Apollo's?
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wait WHAT?

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nice
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I'd like to promote this with a review.

Awesome!
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just try to stick to the fact -true hero

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nice shoot..i was wondering for a while what would it be if we can watch phoenix wright's life in charley's perspective..and now maybe i could understand a little :grey:
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I've been busy, so I haven't had time to write any proper half of chapter 3, or chapter 4. But isntead, I wrote a preview of my other fic, that's gonna come relatively soon.

Spoiler: Turnabout in Time
An absolute imbosile...

“Yeah pal, I bought his time machine at a car boot sale” - Dick Gumshoe.

A polite and educated prosecutor...

“For one, Detective, time travel is impossible. And two, you bought it at a car boot sale for goodness sake!” - Miles Edgeworth.

A defense attorney on a quest...

“We all search for justice. Is this the only way to find it?” - Phoenix Wright.

They all come together to prevent a time paradox...

“The demons of my heart. They burn me so. I shall change the regrets of the past...” - ???

Will the three be able to save the day, and solve the most curious case yet? Find out in:

Turnabout in Time

Coming Winter 2009.
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“It's nice to meet you...

Miles.”

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THAT. SOUNDS. AWESOME.

Blade Satoshi X wrote:
“Yeah pal, I bought his time machine at a car boot sale”


This is the funniest thing i've heard in forever. LOLZEZ FTW AMIRITE?!

Ack, the sheer funnyness of it is causing me to n00bify! OH NOES, ASSPLODEZ!

*Spontaneously Noobifies, dies*
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Freakyalex wrote:
THAT. SOUNDS. AWESOME.

Blade Satoshi X wrote:
“Yeah pal, I bought his time machine at a car boot sale”


This is the funniest thing i've heard in forever. LOLZEZ FTW AMIRITE?!

Ack, the sheer funnyness of it is causing me to n00bify! OH NOES, ASSPLODEZ!

*Spontaneously Noobifies, dies*

Thanks.

Expect one more typed up preview nbext month, or late this month, and a trailer early December on YouTube. A trailer, for a fic? It'll be because trailers work better in video format than in text.
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These are wonderfull! I cannot wait to see more, and your time machine one sounds interesting too. luv luv luv.
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Mew~ :3

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You like time a lot, don't you, Blade? That new fanfic looks AWESOME! Anyway, I luvs your story! It's cool to see a story from Charley's point of view!
New sig coming soon!~
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This fanfic made my day. I can't wait for more! I wonder how Charley's going to react to Mia's death...poor Charley. :larry: And your new fanfic looks like it's going to be awesome! I'll definitely read it!
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I love this fanfic, it's so cute! xD
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New TiT preview. And Charley should get a chapter soon. I've been rather busy.

Spoiler: TiT
Dedicated...
“OBJECTION!
Right, pal, you’re not getting away with it this time!” – Gumshoe.
Lucky...
“OBJECTION!
The guilty party is not my client. Instead, it is you!” – Phoenix Wright.
Elegant...
“OBJECTION!
A CAR BOOT SALE DETECTIVE! A CAR BOOT!” – Edgeworth.
Mysterious...
“OBJECTION!
I have made justice prevail. You cannot stop me now.” - ???.
Which generation is this? Who shall stop this threat?
“Miles, you may think you can defeat me, but I shall stop you in the name of von Karma!”
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“So this is what it’s like to talk to yourself...”
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“THE TRUTH SHALL PERVAIL! What was that too corny?”
“Yeah, it was, but still funny!”
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“WHAT!? WHAT THE!? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!” –Udgey.

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LOL, i've been wondering about Charlie's POV. Can't wait for next chapter
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I've laughed out loud so many times while reading it that I even amazed myself! XD I hardly ever laugh while reading/watching stuff~!

But this was such a great idea to begin with and I absolutely enjoyed reading those short chapters, and I can't wait to see more~!
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noone is posting :larry: , but i think it should be kept going cos it is a good story :godot: , charley/mia, thats a new one...... i think
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Oh, hi guys, I'm not dead!

Spoiler: Chapter 3 Part 2
“Now that we've had that laugh, let's go out for a walk and discuss business. We can do paperwork later...”

I watched as Beauty and the Beast started to hold hands and walked out of the office.

Unacceptable. Completely unacceptable.

I followed them out with my eyes looking around sleekly. Somehow, I had turned into a human. I bet you are wondering if I could speak.

“Can... I... speak?”

The answer was yes! I could.

“Hah, he shall regret the day he messed with Charley Iffigum Planticus!”

I followed them quietly and slyly. I pulled my hat down as they looked this way. Could they sense my presence?

I jumped out as they were starting to kiss.

“YOU HAVE STOLE MY GIRL! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!”

I grabbed a gun out of my jacket. Bullets came out at alarming rates.

“BOOCHAKKA YEAH!”

I grabbed Mia from the arm. She smiled.

“Ooh, Charley, you're so manly...”

She moved in for a kiss. Then suddenly, a scream!

“Charley, what's happening to you?”

I looked down. I was turning back into a plant.

“NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I shook out of it. I must have been dreaming. Could plants dream? I had always doubted it until now. I looked around as much as a plant could, but they were gone. Had I been dreaming for a while?

At least I didn't dream of Blimpy. That would of made me wet myself, or maybe just lose water out of my stomata. I don't know.

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That was funny and cute.
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Nice, glad you're updating again! ^^
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Hehe, love this so far! Charley is awesome!

Also, the preview looks great! Although I saw "TiT Preview" and was like... WTF? Tit preview?!
ThenI remembered it was called 'turnabout in time' and it made sense XD
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Lol, so that's what plants dream about!
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