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Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:46 pm ] |
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I would really love to give it a sporking, but I already have my hands full. (So does Airey, now that I think about it.) Is there anyone else who'd like to give it a try? If not, I could add it to the list later. There's so much potential for this one. |
Author: | luck [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:01 am ] |
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Out of curiosity, in which fics are you two working currently? |
Author: | AireyVerkhovensky [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:24 am ] |
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That... Fic wrote: Rubina *looks at Rubia* *Twilight Zone theme starts playing* (Side note: I got unexpectedly busy, so my sporking will be a while yet.) Edit: I'm working on The Proposal Strategy! |
Author: | PoppyCorn [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:40 pm ] |
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That fic... It's so beautiful. I hope it gets sporked someday. I'm still working on sporking "pheenox's revenge", slowly but surely. |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:23 pm ] |
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I'm in the middle of Gant's Escaps. I've been held up by classes, though. AireyVerkhovensky wrote: That... Fic wrote: Rubina *looks at Rubia* *Twilight Zone theme starts playing* (Side note: I got unexpectedly busy, so my sporking will be a while yet.) Edit: I'm working on The Proposal Strategy! Oh, come now. The only time I'd ever qualify for a romance fic is when dead people come back to life. Only then will the happy couple truly be saved from accidental cases of running into walls... repeatedly. |
Author: | Veruni [ Fri May 01, 2015 3:11 am ] |
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PoppyCorn wrote: That fic... It's so beautiful. I hope it gets sporked someday. I'm still working on sporking "pheenox's revenge", slowly but surely. pheenox's revenge is beautiful. By the way if anyone is sorely missing the phoenix's turnabout sporks which went down with the backup forums, I saved the pages. I didn't save any of the others except for one which was on the same page. it was phoenix's turnabout which i felt compelled to save what was left of and I'm glad I did. http://www.mediafire.com/download/y24eg ... sporks.zip PS I vote for true luvs kiss to get a because she would probably set fire to her own scalp after reading the part about von karma's "plank" lol |
Author: | Pessimistic_Fool [ Sun May 03, 2015 1:10 am ] |
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Thank you so much for saving that part! It still hurts to have lost that thread with all its glorious content, but I'm glad for every bit that survived. |
Author: | luck [ Sun May 03, 2015 3:12 pm ] |
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I've found a fic that can only be described with three words and one of them is not to pronounce in front of kids. http://archiveofourown.org/works/3805675/chapters/8478841 Seriously, what's that? |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sun May 03, 2015 6:51 pm ] |
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Bah. This is far from the weirdest thing I've read and I want the money I didn't pay back. Really, I am all kinds of disappointed with this fic because as a badfic, it still made some illegitimate sense. |
Author: | SPInc [ Sun May 03, 2015 10:25 pm ] |
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Recently discovered this topic. It's awesome! So far the sporkings've been hilarious (the nature of fics being sporked helps too), and I can't wait to read some more! Kinda sucks the backup forums' thread is now gone... |
Author: | Cosmikun [ Tue May 05, 2015 9:29 pm ] |
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I found this thread some time ago, and I just want to say that this is amazing! I hope this'll keep on growing! Talking about growth of this thread, you have found a potential sporker in the making. The sporks here really have cracked me up. They're a great thing to read in your spare time, really! I'm also thinking about trekking through FF, PWKM etcetera etcetera to find some really bad fics for you to spork! Well, keep the fun going guys! |
Author: | AireyVerkhovensky [ Tue May 05, 2015 9:32 pm ] |
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Delaying my sporking again... sporking a comic is kind of time-consuming for me, and since I'm about to graduate (and have grandparents flying in from Utah for said graduation) I don't really have that kind of time. I'll probably finish it sometime this month, though, lol. |
Author: | FenFen [ Wed May 06, 2015 4:10 am ] |
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Well, after a nearly ten month hiatus for varying reasons, SenorJustice-dono is back! Sorry I have not been on here in ages I just had so much to do This time I will (hopefully) get a spork done. I have decided to come back after reacquainting myself with Ace Attorney. Then I was like "Oh yeah, I remember Court-Records." I still remember that bizarre one I was going to spork about Julius Caesar and how Cicero was a lawyer alongside with Phoenix. Well, here's to hoping you will have one more sporker to the regular roster. Oh, and just so you know, if anyone has a fic that is done in Spanish and would like me to spork it just because you think something bizarre will come up, I could do that too (I am actually fluent in Spanish though). Just look for my sporking of the Roman xover in the span of the next two weeks! |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed May 06, 2015 5:38 am ] |
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Welcome back, guys. While people are getting back and getting ready, I'll just post something to keep the thread up and going. ------------------------------------------ DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISOOOOOOON Part 2 Rating: Still four for now. It doesn't piss me off enough for the full five. Cast: ------------------------------------------ [It can really get lonely in this theater, now that even the guards have been fired. Well, they were all volunteers in the first place, but that's beside the point...] Phoenix: ...Yep, it's official. The intro narrator has begun talking to himself. Maya: Now that I think about it, it must stink being the narrator in this place. You don't even get to crack any jokes; just explain what's going on. Phoenix: Yeah. He's probably not even getting paid for this job. Franziska: It's entirely his problem that he hasn't quit already, so the least he can do is suck it up. Edgeworth: Perhaps it would be more forgiving to believe that he's not being held here against his will... Speakers: Ah, greetings, everyone! It's another pleasant day at the Sporking Theater! All: ... Speakers: Geez, that manager dude said we had to show up this time too, but he's not even here! What gives? That's not a problem. It just means we've been left in charge to run this show. Really? Then, how about we just cut out the parts that aren't cool and call it a day? Oh, come on. If we always take the easy route and cut things short, there's no point in even staying at all! Besides, what's so awful about a little awkwardly misplaced association? Everything, man. Exactly! And that makes it all the more amusing! ...Is, like, everything a joke to you or something? Hmm, I wouldn't say "everything", but there is plenty to- *crack* Franziska: Would you two morons stop bickering amongst yourselves and get to the point!? If you even have one... Speakers: You've heard the angry whip-happy prosecutor! Go ahead, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right with you inside the room. [...] Edgeworth: ...Shouldn't you be saying something about now? [*gasp* Mr. Miles Edgeworth himself is speaking to me? Wow, I hadn't even guessed it was possi-] Edgeworth: If you're the narrator, then get to your job! [Yes, sir. And so, our ever-exuberant sporkers press forth in high spirits to challenge yet another terrible tragedy of fiction!] Maya: ...Well, you gotta give the narrator points for enthusiasm. Phoenix: Just leave him be, Maya. He's been through a lot. Maya: But more than us? Phoenix: Far from it. Spoiler: [The lights flash on once again, and our heroes bathe in the relief of another end.] Phoenix: I suggest quitting while you're ahead, narrator. [Oh... I see I'm not wanted.] Maya: Nick! What was that for!? Phoenix: This is for the better, Maya. Maybe he'll consider leaving so he can finally stop doing this. Maya: But then who will be narrating for us? Speakers: If you must know, the Management can fill that role. [And everyone gasps... so do I. What's the meaning of this!?] Franziska: So you've been here all this time!? Why wait until now to speak up!? Speakers: We have no obligation to tell you our reasons, Ms. Franziska von Karma. The Management is always watching and listening. Maya: Brr... That's just creepy. Speakers: As for the narrator, please pay him no mind. In fact, he should not even exist in our discussions. Rest assured, this glitch in the system will be remedied. All: A glitch!? Maya: Hey! That's tyranny! You can't just "remedy" him like he's some kind of problem! Edgeworth: ...Actually, that very well may be the truth. Maya: Huh!? Speakers: In any case, we're done for the day, so shoo. Get out of here. This has been a friendly announcement from the Management. Maya: What was that about, Mr. Edgeworth!? Edgeworth: We should do as they say and leave. I'll explain outside... [...And so our fearless sporkers take their leave once again, but just outside the lobby doors, they start an intriguing discussion. Feel free to keep reading on if you wish to join me in speculation. Otherwise, let us meet again next time for more exciting and amusing adventures!] Spoiler: |
Author: | AireyVerkhovensky [ Wed May 06, 2015 10:51 am ] |
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Ooh, the plot thickens~! |
Author: | Rysiek [ Thu May 28, 2015 12:07 pm ] |
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I wanted to say, I like this thread. As to proposing fanfics, maybe someone can Spork Evr1 420 yolos made? It is actually good(and written bad on purpose as I saw the author writing beter than there ), but it may be fun to spork https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10625733/1/ |
Author: | AireyVerkhovensky [ Thu May 28, 2015 2:40 pm ] |
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Hey, um, does anyone else wanna spork The Proposal Strategy? |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Fri May 29, 2015 4:18 am ] |
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What happened? You seemed like you were working on it for a while. Do you want to try another fic instead, or are you just too busy lately to publish any? Since I've been swamped with translation work and other things, I've been putting mine on hold, and I'd rather not pick up even more at this time. If I get tired sporking this fic, though, I won't hesitate to jump to another. There's no rule that says we have to spork a fic to its end, after all. |
Author: | AireyVerkhovensky [ Fri May 29, 2015 12:37 pm ] |
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I started work on it, but I didn't get much done because I've been super busy and kinda stressed out lately. If I spork something anytime soon (which I might because mocking fanfiction is catharaic), it'll probably be short fish-in-a-barrel fics from the kink meme. If no one else wants the Proposal Strategy, then I'll finish it eventually. Just no one expect it anytime in the next, say, six months. |
Author: | FenFen [ Fri May 29, 2015 8:42 pm ] |
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: What happened? You seemed like you were working on it for a while. Do you want to try another fic instead, or are you just too busy lately to publish any? Since I've been swamped with translation work and other things, I've been putting mine on hold, and I'd rather not pick up even more at this time. If I get tired sporking this fic, though, I won't hesitate to jump to another. There's no rule that says we have to spork a fic to its end, after all. Hoo boy have I been busy! It's not really a lack of interest but I have been swamped with personal problems and a highly rigorous school that drains my capacity to effectively write one (basically, college level work at the age of sixteen while trying to combat some pretty heavy emotional issues like depression). So now that summer is approaching, I am psyched to finally try and get a spork off the ground to have yet another person on the roster. |
Author: | TheGreatSnarkoo [ Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:45 pm ] |
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I found this self-insert fic on Fanfiction.net. It's not horrendous, but it seems like good sporking material. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11248565/1/R ... e-Attorney Anyone interested in this? If not, I guess I could give it a try. |
Author: | TheJettSet27 [ Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:48 pm ] |
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Rysiek wrote: I wanted to say, I like this thread. As to proposing fanfics, maybe someone can Spork Evr1 420 yolos made? It is actually good(and written bad on purpose as I saw the author writing beter than there ), but it may be fun to spork https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10625733/1/ I'm back from the dead. It's been a few months since I've visited the forum and my favorite thread. I'd like to spork this. And this time, it won't be one that somebody else has done before *glares at past self* |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:21 pm ] |
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Thank goodness. Here I was hoping the thread wouldn't end up completely in a slump. Even if I won't be around with a sporking for a while, I'll still be around to give people some pointers if they need any help. I ought to fill my role as the Theater critic from time to time... even if no one expects me to in the first place. |
Author: | FenFen [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:38 pm ] |
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: Thank goodness. Here I was hoping the thread wouldn't end up completely in a slump. Even if I won't be around with a sporking for a while, I'll still be around to give people some pointers if they need any help. I ought to fill my role as the Theater critic from time to time... even if no one expects me to in the first place. Thanks for the offer, Rubia! I was hoping for a second person to help me critique a spork. I do indeed have a spork that I am working (quite slowly though) and I just wanted the opinion of someone who is experienced alongside with a close friend of mine that I know and continuously update him on. If you wish, I could PM you my draft of what I have done so far. Here is the link to the fic I am sporking: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9936350/1/The-extreme-skip-of-time-the-meeting-of-the-greatest-attorneys-ever |
Author: | TheJettSet27 [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:50 pm ] |
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Today's Sporking: evr1 420 yolos it (The first two chapters, anyway) Rating: . The problem with rating a fanfiction like this is that the fic is written poorly on purpose. Still, I believe it deserves 4 Sahwits. You'll see why. Today's sporkers: and We meet our sporkers in the theater, all of them looking somewhat displeased. Apollo: I wonder what eyesore the management brought us today. Phoenix: I'm calling that smut is involved. Why else would Klavier and Apollo be here today in the same sporking theater? Apollo: Hey! Klavier: Honestly, Herr Forehead, he has a point. Athena: C'mon guys, cheer up! You never know what could happen! The lights dim and the fanfiction begins running on the screen. Quote: 1. cheli x atena Phoenix: Oh god. This is going to be like the Damon Gant one, isn't it? Athena: Is that supposed to be my name? Quote: 1 dey de phenboi cheli di killer was gong 2 disneyland 2 c his favrit carater mikey mus, wen he bumpd into athen sycs. Apollo: It's trying to communicate with us, but I fear it does not understand English. Phoenix: What is a "phenboi"? Quote: "Exus mi mam" he sad untl he sah how hot che was. Phoenix: Please no. Not her and him. Anything but that. Athena: Mr. Wright, who is this "di killer" person? Phoenix: I'll tell you when we get back to the office. For right now, I don't want you to know. Quote: "is gucci" she said Apollo: I'm not sure what to say at this point. Klavier: How about, "This makes no sense?" Apollo: I thought that was obvious enough. Quote: as che walked off, chely decidd to use hitman skils nd stak her, cue che hot Athena: Oh no, he's going to stak me! Whatever that means. Phoenix: I think it means stalk. Athena: Ah. All I could see was a stack of Athena pancakes. Quote: wile h e was staking her, chely relisd he was bord nd tot che was hot, so he decided best plan Apollo: I am shocked that the last part of that sentence is readable. Phoenix: It's even somewhat understandable. Clearly a mistake on the author's part. Quote: a loud "420 yolo" cud be herd as chely ran upto atena and started 2 make out wit her Athena: That's really gross. I would never do that with someone. Apollo, under his breath: Not even with your Twisted Samurai? Athena, angry: I heard that! And it's still no! Phoenix: At least Prosecutor Blackquill wouldn't shout "420 yolo!" Quote: 2 his surpris che started to undres him nd he undresd her evr1 stard Apollo: Wow, you two. Undressing each other in front of children. You should be ashamed. Klavier: At least it's not about us, Herr Forehead. Athena: *too upset to speak* Quote: censored for graphic safety Phoenix: At least they spared us the torment of reading an entire smut scene written like that. Apollo: Be careful with what you say, Mr. Wright. Who knows what management has up their sleeve. Quote: 20 years later atena kild evry1 in rite anyting agesi wit help of chely Apollo: That escalated quickly. Phoenix: "rite anyting agesi?" That looks like something 8 year old Trucy would have written. Quote: dey mad 20 babehs Athena: Yikes. That is too many kids for me to handle. Klavier: Fräulein, that is too many kids for anyone to handle. Apollo: I don't know, the Duggars seem to be doing fine. Klavier: Herr Forehead...did you not see the recent abuse scandal? They aren't doing fine. Quote: dey smo3kd d gud ku$4 lader The lights come on, and our sporkers think that it's over. Phoenix: Smoking around children? Athena, you really live life on the edge. Athena: Grr! This is intolerable! Why couldn't it just be a Klapollo fic? Apollo: Hey, you're right. Why did they bring Prosecutor Gavin in if the fic had nothing to do with him? Klavier: I'm as confused as you are, Herr Forehead. Suddenly, the lights dim again, and a second chapter begins playing on the screen. Quote: 2. apole x claver Phoenix: And the inevitable makes its appearance. Apollo: God damnit. Quote: 1 dey claver saw apole Apollo: In my defense, it says "apole", not Apollo. Quote: claver had cruch on apole sins dey met dring investgtins Athena: Aww, how sweet. Klavier: Is suing for slander appropriate here, Fräulein? Apollo: Hmm, I don't think so. With some of the things you've said to me, most authors could probably justify their stories. Athena: What did he say? Apollo: Stuff like, "Do you share my angst?" Klavier: When you take things like that out of context- Athena: You get stuff that makes you sound gay? Quote: "hey apole" sad claver "hi claver" sad apole Phoenix: Such masterful dialogue! Quote: dey were gong shopng 4 spuky clodes 4 holween Apollo: Honestly, Prosecutor Gavin doesn't need to go clothes shopping for a Halloween costume. His everyday wardrobe is terrifying enough. Klavier: As if you're one to talk...what was it? "Demon lawyer?" Quote: claver was bord cus he cudnt fnd cul clodes Phoenix: I feel like I'm about to have an aneurysm. Athena: It will be over soon, Mr. Wright. Cheer up! Quote: he den saw Rambo shrt and wntd 2 be cul hipster Apollo: He's hipster enough already. Klavier: Oh, ja? I could say the same thing about your hair. Apollo: Why is it that you always attack my hair or my forehead? You need better comebacks. Klavier: And you need a smaller forehead. Quote: claver shouted"420 blaze it yolo" and stardet 2 mak ot wit apole Phoenix: I missed something. Did Prosecutor Gavin want the Rambo shirt, or did it only serve to inspire him to "mak ot wit apole?" Apollo: I would hope that nothing ever inspires him to do that. Quote: dey bod conjoned in tong nd lip lok dn mad ot to clavers surpris Athena: What an artistic description! Apollo: Kill me now. Phoenix: But Apollo, dying means you would have to miss more of the fantastic story. Why would you ever want to do that? Klavier: It seems someone is beating you in the snark section, Herr Forehead. Quote: 20 yaers later Phoenix: Ah, now the author is spelling years wrong. What a beautiful day. Quote: claver nd apole gut maryd nd adopded 20 babehs Athena: At least the author is abiding by the laws of reproduction. Apollo: Yeah, but he or she isn't abiding by the laws of sanity. Phoenix: I have a feeling this author isn't abiding by very much. Quote: dey smo3kd d gud ku$4 lader Phoenix: Do I need to start randomly drug testing my employees? Apollo: Mr. Wright, I don't smoke marijuana. Phoenix: Then how do you know what "ku$4" is? Apollo: I don't live under a rock. The lights come back on. The sporkers are free! Phoenix: It's possible that I need a therapist at this point. Athena: I'm willing to help, sir! Apollo: I'm just glad that it's over. Klavier: That wasn't so bad. At least it wasn't me and Kristoph. Speakers: One of the later chapters is Kristoph and younger Kristoph. Just thought you would want to know. Apollo: Hey, wait a minute. Management didn't really talk at all during this sporking. Athena: Hey, you're right. Is everything okay up there? Phoenix: Come on, guys. Let's just leave *under his breath* and never, ever come back. Speakers: Management would like to remind Mr. Wright that he will come to any sporking we choose. Phoenix: Grr... End sporking! I had a lot of fun with the first two chapters. I will say the harder part was typing the atrocity that is the story into the quote sections. Oh, and I tried my hardest to incorporate Klavier into the first chapter, but he doesn't but in a lot - weird for him, I know, but I hope it's still somewhat funny! [/color] |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:31 pm ] |
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SenorJustice-dono wrote: Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: Thank goodness. Here I was hoping the thread wouldn't end up completely in a slump. Even if I won't be around with a sporking for a while, I'll still be around to give people some pointers if they need any help. I ought to fill my role as the Theater critic from time to time... even if no one expects me to in the first place. Thanks for the offer, Rubia! I was hoping for a second person to help me critique a spork. I do indeed have a spork that I am working (quite slowly though) and I just wanted the opinion of someone who is experienced alongside with a close friend of mine that I know and continuously update him on. If you wish, I could PM you my draft of what I have done so far. Here is the link to the fic I am sporking: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9936350/1/The-extreme-skip-of-time-the-meeting-of-the-greatest-attorneys-ever Sure, send me the PM. @ TheJettSet27 Good job. It's refreshing to see the theater back in business. You've definitely got the snark down, and the characters aren't too out of character, especially that they've been through this stuff too many times to care anymore. I do wish you expanded on some of their jokes, though. I often felt like there was going to be more to them, but then were cut short. You could also diversify their reactions a bit more, just to add a little more excitement into the group. I sense they tend to react to a particular part of the fic in a similar manner (with the exception of Athena). Finally, just another little thing, but I think Nick would know better to make fun of 8-year-old Trucy when she isn't there. It's part of his charm to poke fun at people in their faces. My advice: think more "mischievous" when approaching sporks. I try to surprise people with something, no matter how trivial, whenever I write. It may work for yours too. |
Author: | TheJettSet27 [ Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:28 pm ] |
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote: @ TheJettSet27 Good job. It's refreshing to see the theater back in business. You've definitely got the snark down, and the characters aren't too out of character, especially that they've been through this stuff too many times to care anymore. I do wish you expanded on some of their jokes, though. I often felt like there was going to be more to them, but then were cut short. You could also diversify their reactions a bit more, just to add a little more excitement into the group. I sense they tend to react to a particular part of the fic in a similar manner (with the exception of Athena). Finally, just another little thing, but I think Nick would know better to make fun of 8-year-old Trucy when she isn't there. It's part of his charm to poke fun at people in their faces. My advice: think more "mischievous" when approaching sporks. I try to surprise people with something, no matter how trivial, whenever I write. It may work for yours too. Thank you for the review! The last time I did a fic the same thing happened (people said that they reactions weren't diversified enough). It's possible that I might go back and edit and add some more stuff in - I had a friend surprise me and drop by while I was working, so I had to put it down for a while and come back, which made me come out of my "spork" zone. And what you said about Phoenix is true. I'll have to fix that. I'm all about making things better if I can. Of course, I'll add an edit line so it didn't look like you were hallucinating or anything... |
Author: | TheGreatSnarkoo [ Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:42 am ] |
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Ignore post. Edit: I found this while browsing Fanfiction. It's fairly old, but I don't think it's been sporked yet. I only skimmed it quickly, so I can't say much about the writing quality. Anyone interested in giving it a go? https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7592953/1/Courtroom-Love |
Author: | Darth Wiader [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:42 am ] |
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I didn't think it'd ever happen but here it is... a long awaited third chapter of TASTE THE RAINBOW! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5952884/3/ ... HE-RAINBOW |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:34 pm ] |
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Hello, I'm new here but I've |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:54 pm ] |
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Darth Wiader wrote: I didn't think it'd ever happen but here it is... a long awaited third chapter of TASTE THE RAINBOW! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5952884/3/ ... HE-RAINBOW Welp, I know what I'm taking after I finish my latest segment. It'll be the last of that fic too, good riddance. cuteyounggirlplus wrote: Hello, I'm new here but I've I don't believe anyone's working on that, so go ahead. Also, welcome to the Sporking Theater! We hope you enjoy your stay. |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:21 pm ] |
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(This is my first sporking so please leave feedback. Thank you and enjoy!) ************************************************************************************************************************ Today's fic is rated If I had to describe this fic in one word it would be wrong. Everything about this fic is just wrong. A word or two are spelled wrong. The characterization is wrong. But most of all, the basic plot of the story is wrong. It also gets a bonus Sahwit for failing to complete the prompt assigned (which was for Edgeworth to give birth. Yeah. It's that kind of fic.) This doesn't seem to have a title that I know of so, in true Ace Attorney fashion, I shall dub it: The Laborious Turnabout And now for our sporkers: The Master of Improbability, Phoenix Wright! …Was that a complement? And our favorite frilly prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth! Just because I wear a cravat does not make me frilly! (Edgeworth and Phoenix are escorted into theater by a large group of security officers. The two are directed to sit next to each other.) Edgeworth: Another sporking with just me and Wright, I see. Phoenix: They don't even give us any description this time… Spoiler: *The lights come up* Phoenix: Is it over? I can't wait to get out of here! *The lights quickly go down again* Phoenix: Oh, c'mon! That was only five seconds! Spoiler: *The lights come up* Phoenix: Is it over? For real this time? Edgeworth: Hmph. We best get out of here before they force us into another one, Wright. *The two rush out of the theater, forgetting the barf bags* |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:15 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
@cuteyounggirlplus: A commendable effort for your first sporking. The pacing itself felt a little quick, but it's a pretty short fic anyway, so it's not bad at all. I felt like we were revisiting the classic sporking style in it... though as a result, those two lawyers ended up seeming a little less experienced than I'd expect them. That is, their reactions are a little excitable or overdone. (They're just fine if they're meant to be Phoenix and Edgeworth from the trilogy, since they're counted as separate sporkers. Granted, we haven't heard from them in forever...) Maybe it's just me? I look forward to reading more from you. And I'm still laughing about "Gourdy the pimp". XD So, who's up for another round of storytelling with the self-proclaimed Royal Storyteller? My goodness, this one took forever because I tried to squeeze down three whole chapters into one post, but it still ended up so long. If you guys don't mind staying for a long read, bring over a snack or drink, sit back, and enjoy! ------------------------------------------ DAMON GANT ESCAPS FROM PRISOOOOOOON Part 3 Rating: Yes, it went down a rating. No, it's not because it became less stupid or better written; it's because the decrease of intentional typos make it slightly more manageable to read. Cast: ------------------------------------------ [There's something peculiar about the atmosphere of the theater today. Something seems a bit off... Could it perhaps be the giant masking tape wrapping up the teleporter sitting in the lobby, reading "Out of Order"?] Phoenix: Forget that hunk of junk. What's with our fellow prosecutors? They're not saying a word. Maya: Yeah, that is weird. Maybe they're just impatient? Oh, and where's that hawk? Phoenix: It probably got fed up with coming since it usually doesn't get an invitation. Maya: Really? I thought he always did. Poor bird. This is discrimination! Phoenix: (...Beware Management, bird discrimination is punishable by the rage of teenaged girls... which is pretty frightening, now that I think about it.) Maya: Hey, narrator! Do you know if they met with the Management beforehand and had some secret deals, and you so happened to overhear something...? [What? Of course I wouldn't eavesdrop on the Management! I don't have that kind of authority! I'm just the narrator!] Maya: Phooey. Phoenix: ...You know it's sad when we have no one but the narrator to talk with. Maya: He seems like a nice enough guy. Phoenix: I just wish he wasn't stuck in this Kafkaesque dream along with the rest of us... [Aw, really? I didn't know you cared.] Phoenix: Uh, sure... but you'd be a lot more useful if you could, you know, say "we left the theater". [Oh, uh... Sorry, it doesn't work like that.] Phoenix: (Darn. I tried.) Maya: At least while we're here, we still have the snack bar~! Phoenix: Good idea. Maybe we all just need a drink. [And so, Phoenix and Maya head off for the bar once again and-] *crack* Franziska: Enough already! Where is the Management!? Isn't it protocol to greet us!? Edgeworth: Rather than "protocol", I'd suspect it's just tradition that's upholding this place. The lights leading into the hallway are already lit. Franziska: Hmph! What a waste of time. If they're not here, then I'll just head in myself. Edgeworth: I suppose that would be for the best... Blackquill: ... [The rest of the sporkers take their leave, just as Phoenix and Maya return with a few delectable items.] Maya: Huh? *munch* Where is everyone? Phoenix: Looks like they left without us. Maya: W-what!? You're kidding! They could do that!? Phoenix: Uh, yeah. I don't recall the Management ever stopping us from moving inside. Maya: Oh. Aw, Nick, you got my hopes up. I thought you meant they left the place. Phoenix: Hah, I wish. I doubt the Management would just let us leave. [The doors now automatically lock with the start of each session, you know.] Phoenix: See? *sip* Maya: Hey! Don't get my hopes up and then crush them flat! I'm a sensitive soul! Phoenix: (Sensitive? That's not the first word I'd use to describe you...) [Finally, these two join their fellow sporkers in the room, only to be greeted with a few whipcracks for coming late. That's the last delay, though, and the show is on...] Spoiler: [The lights flicker on.] Speakers: INTERMISSION INITIATED. All: !? Phoenix: W-what's that robotic-sounding voice!? Edgeworth: Unbelievable! So they've not only automated the security system, but even the management!? Franziska: W-what!? You can't be serious! Edgeworth: This explains why we haven't heard any comments from the speakers all this time. Blackquill: Tch... I had expected they were simply absent. Edgeworth: Same here, but that's no longer the case... Phoenix: Still, this is a little excessive, isn't it? Franziska: Please. Everything about this place is excessive. All: ... Maya: Well, I was thinking about going to the bathroom. Phoenix: Yeah, me too. [After a 5-minute break, the lights soon fade out again. Apparently, Phoenix and Maya had to be teleported back in for delaying too long.] Phoenix: Did you HAVE to include that detail!? [Well, I AM the narrator.] Spoiler: [And the lights... do not come back on just yet. There's one more chapter to go!] Phoenix: ANOTHER ONE!? [It's the last one available, though. I've heard the author hasn't returned to it in a while.] Edgeworth: *sigh* Fine. Let's get through this and be done with it... Spoiler: [The lights do come on this time, and everyone sighs in relief and takes their leave.] Phoenix: Yes! It was torturously long this time, but we made it! Maya: Whoo-hoo! This calls for another round of sweets! Phoenix: Huh? Hey, what happend to my share!? Maya: It's only fair. You took my share of the juice! Phoenix: Well, I couldn't help it if my mouth got dry after a while... *whip* Phoenix: Yeow! What's the big idea!? Franziska: Yes, it was torturously long, and I hadn't even gotten to whip you that much. I hope I'm not getting soft. Phoenix: ...Trust me, you aren't the type to ever get soft. Blackquill: In any case, we're free to leave. I should fetch Taka from Athena. Hopefully, they haven't caused too much trouble... Edgeworth: Why would you be concerned about them? Blackquill: Because the last text message I received from her was about some magic show tonight. Phoenix: Huh? Oh, shoot! We were stuck in here for longer than I thought! I'm gonna be late! Sorry, guys, I gotta go! Maya: Oh! Me too! I promised Pearly I'd call her about it! [Those two rush off together as always, and Franziska and Blackquill take their separate ways. Edgeworth takes one last glance back at the lobby behind him and appears to be deep in thought.] Edgeworth: ...If it's machinery we're talking about, perhaps those two will be able to help. [He finally heads off on his own, with a new plan set in motion. Who knows what will happen the next time we meet?] |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Thanks for the review. I do agree that Edgeworth and Phoenix do seem inexperienced. It's probably my inexperience in sporking showing through. I hope I'll do better with the next one. Part 3 of the spork of Damon Gant escapes Prisoooooon (or whatever its called anyways) was fantastic. (I sort of missed Gant and Engarde as manager, though). Speaking of which, I have to ask: This has to be a first, right? Is this the first fic that you know of that has referenced their own sporking? I'm convinced this is either the work of a troll or as Franizka would put it "a foolish fool so foolish that he doesn't even know when he's being insulted for his foolishness." Most likely a troll. |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
I don't know if this is the first time, but I do know that the author later edited his (assuming it's a guy) story after it got mentioned here in this thread. I originally thought to throw it out, but then decided I could play with it. In any case, I'm going with "troll" too, especially that the spelling errors from the first three chapters were generally corrected by these chapters, so they were meant to be intentional. As for Gant and Enguarde... well, I felt that there being five sporkers in total was already getting kinda crowded in there. It's also why I chose to keep the Management as minimally involved this time. Welp, time to get on some fics I queued. |
Author: | luck [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Yay! The sporking theater is back in session. I'm so happy |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Why am I back so soon with another one? I think this place needs a little more activity, is all. Dang, what a blast from the past. It's disappointing I won't have Neni's original sporkings as a reference, though. Featured fic: TASTE THE RAINBOW Chapter 3 Rating: Excessive swearing, overreactions everywhere, and pointlessly graphic/sexual scenes; excess everything, to put it bluntly. The whole thing just feels like it's trying too hard to be funny... and that hasn't changed at all after such a long time. Cast: ------------------------------ [When our visitors return today, the mysterious teleporter seems to have vanished completely, as if it never existed... not that they seem to care.] Speakers: Gooood morning, sporkers! It's another great day in the Sporking Theater! Did you miss us? Larry: Dude! What gives? It's been forever since I've been back here! Did you all forget about me or something!? All else: ... Larry: Hey, what's up with you guys? Speakers: As a tribute to times past, we have sent you all a copy of the script for today's feature presentation. I see most of you have been caught up. Phoenix: I can't believe it. This is... Edgeworth: Oh, no. Those awful memories are returning to me again... Maya: Er... Well, guys, I think it's a good opportunity to revisit memory lane! So if you don't mind, I'll just... Phoenix: Oh, no, you don't! We are taking this trip together whether you... Huh? Mia: Wow. For Maya to call me here even before the show's begin, it must be one terrifying fic. Phoenix: (Damn it, Maya.) Well, Mia, if you take a look at the script in hand... Mia: ...Oh, dear. It's finally back. Larry: Come on, guys? What's the big deal? Phoenix: Larry, don't you remember? Ah, forget it. You'll see for yourself when we're watching it again... Larry: ...W-why are you smirking like that, man? It's creepin' me out. Phoenix: (Whoops. All this dread is making my smile seem dry...) Speakers: Well, let's not dawdle! To the viewing room, everyone! I can barely contain my excitement! [Scene jump, lights dim, aaaand... action!] Spoiler: [The lights have returned, and the sporkers leave with yet more troubled looks.] Speakers: Ah, what a great run. No doubt we'll be hitting the high charts at this rate! The Sporking Theater is back in business, baby! All: ... Speakers: Oh? No last words before you all leave? Phoenix: What else is there TO say? Speakers: ...But it's tradition. [And without another word, they all flee in a hurry.] Speakers: ...Perhaps we came off as a little too lax this time around? Should we have resumed the usual stiff upper lip? [Er, are you speaking to me, sir?[/b]] Speakers: Well, there's no one else around, is there? We fired all the guards and replaced them with an automatic security system, after all. [[i]Oh, thank you, sir! Well, it has gotten a little lonely around here, especially with the teleporter out of commission and all...] Speakers: Oh, pish posh. The teleporter was never broken to begin with! It was just a ruse we decided to play in preparation for things to come... [...You all certainly are a force to be reckoned with, sir. Well, it seems our resident Management has a special surprise next time for all our fans! Please tune in again to find out! This has been the narrator, over and out.] |
Author: | Darth Wiader [ Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Question, are you still considering sporking the "Rubina Edgeworth" fic? |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
I am tempted to, but I'd also enjoy if someone else references me at some point in theirs. :P If no one else takes it by this weekend, I'll help myself. Someone's gotta look out for the poor Sporking Theater while the rest of us are off. In the meantime, I've got to get busy for one last project... for class. Argh. By the way, are there no comments or criticisms for my last spork? I kinda rushed through it, so I worry if it didn't work out somehow. |
Author: | luck [ Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
If you want some criticism, I'd say that Phoenix felt a little Edgeworth-y at times, if that means something. I mean he's a bit too serious. Has he finally crossed the line where he suffers the fic more than he makes fun of it? But the sporking was still hilarious overall. |
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