You can find this among my fan fic "Mystic Mayhem", but this was a completely unrelated to the topic so i decided to post it here for others, who do not read my fan fic, to read this rubbish.

ChopperCrow: Tadadadadadaa~ Presenting The Phoenix Wright Olympics Part 1!

: Welcome to the Sho-

ChopperCrow thwaks with a pillow

: Ok ok, stop hitting me already...Welcome to the Phoenix Wright Olympics Round 1! I shall be your general announcer and host for this particular event!

*reader sees a large field with markings on the ground and all the olympic equipment*

: I see the reader is puzzled by where all the olympic equipment and the field came from. Let ChopperCrow explain.

ChopperCrow: I swiped them from Gant while he was in prison. Who knew he had so much stuff in his gym! There was even a swimming pool there!

*reader is unsurprised*

: All righty then, let Officer Marshall announce the details of Round 1! I gotta act cute for the fans to feed me kibble now~

: For round 1, we shall be having these usual and unusual events!

1) 300 metres dash
2) Discus throwing
3) Lifting super-heavy weights
4) Swimming
5) 300 metre bull riding race

: Will all the rustlers line up according to which event the cowboy or cowgirl is takin' part in!

: Miaow.

*a short while later*

: We now proceed to the 300 metre dash! Contestants Gumshoe, Max, Larry and Wellington please get ready!

: Eh? How did i even get here?

: None of you old people will best me in this skimpy jog.

: Nonsense! The fabulous me will speed to the finish line!

: I will win this for my baby!

: On your marks, get set, GOOOOOOO ya little bucking ponies!

*Max, who is flying, is in first place, Wellington, very far behind, in second place, Larry third place and VERY VERY FAR BACK is the puffing and panting Gumshoe*

*Then suddenly*

: Gumshoe! There you are!

*Franziska starts to run after Gumshoe with her deadly doomwhip*

: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Gumshoe rushes forward at an amazing speed, overtaking even Max and passing the finish line with Franziska whipping at his heels*

*shortly after*

: Looks like Gumshoe has won! Franziska second, Max third, Wellington fourth and Larry is last.

*Gumshoe gets a medal*

: Erm...how did i get here again?

: I CANT BELIEVE I GOT FOURTH TO THESE OLD PEOPLE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS LIKE NAPOLEAN....blah...blah

: Wait, Franziska wasn't a contestant.

: Just say that again.

: Sorry m'am. I won't never ever say that again.

: Noooooo~

ChopperCrow: Our next event will take place soon!

: Miaow! What about my kibble?! Feed me!

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: Now for the next event! Discus throwing! Contestants Wendy, Angel, Godot and Mike Meekins please get ready!

: Just remember, i was once known as "The Cough-up Queen" and was once an ace detective. I am still in good shape. None of you will beat me!

: Edgey-poo!!! Look at me!

: Hey...didn't Wright say that i could get 14 mugs of coffee if i join this...? Where's the coffee?

: Wait! I don't think this is one of the areas i patrol!

: Ok! First up, Wendy Oldbag!

*Wendy goes to the discus throwing point*

*Wendy picks up discus quite easily*

: Yooohoo! Edgey-poo~

*Wendy throws discus, discus lands and Marshall marks the point where the discus lands (point 1)*

----------------------------point 1 ---------------------------------------------------|

: Next! Angel Starr!

*Angel goes to discus throwing point and picks up discus*

*Angel throws discus, discus lands and Marshall marks the point where the discus lands (point 2)*

-------------------------------point 1 --------point 2------------------------------------|

: Ha! Fear me!

: Wowee! Now c'mon Mike Meekins!

*Mike runs to discus throwing point*

: Am i supposed to be here?

: Yep, now pick up the lass and throw it far!

: You mean that oversized hockey chip?

*Mike picks discus up and drops it immediately, Marshall marks the point where the discus lands (point 3)*

: So heavy!

point 3--------------------point 1---------point 2 -----------------------------------|

: Last is Godot!

*Godot walks to the throwing discus point*

: If i win this, i get the coffee, right?

: Whatever, just throw the lassie.

*Godot picks up discus and throws it in air*

: Hehe...

*Godot's visor admits a powerful magnetic energy and the discus floats through the air and lands at (point 4)*

point 3-----------------------point 1---------point 2-----------------------| point 4

: Corrrrr. Now that was sweet! Godot wins this event!

*Godot receives a medal*

: Maybe i can redeem this for some coffee...

: Ahhhh! Nooooo!

: I still think i'm lost..

: No!...Edgey-poo, you still like me don't you?

ChopperCrow: Okies! The next event shall begin shortly!

*Falls over laughing* This is GREAT! Wonderfully silly and very funny, I enjoyed reading it very much! Can't wait to see the second part!

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Glad you liked it. Honored.

ChopperCrow: On with the olympics.

: Next is event 3! We shall be havin' our rustlers lifting them boulders!

: Why do i get the feeling that everyone has forgotten about me and my kibble?

ChopperCrow: Lifting super-heavy weights.

: Yeah. Yeah. Ok, participants Morgan Fey, Yanni Yogi, Matt Engarde and Shelly de Killer please step up!

: Wait...Shelly de Killer?

: I figured that if too many people see my face, it would be quite a hassle. Thus i am now wearing this ridiculous police mascot plywood mask and, to be safe, i added a beard and glasses.

OMG! AHHHHH!

*Matt runs away screaming with a police mascot made out of plywood following him*

: Well, it looks like we lost two of our dandy cowboys. But let's get on with the event!

: WTH i didn't know your aunt could lift weights!

: Me neither!

: Will Yanni please step to the stand?

: Zzzz...*you hear a familiar "pop" sound*...uh? Wasat? ...Well here's a nice pillow...

*Yanni Yogi falls asleep on a dumbbell with a large *THLUMP* sound. Nobody is sure whether he will ever wake up from that fall.*

: Erm...Ahem. Well, Morgan Fey shall go first then.

: Hmph...

*Morgan lifts up a large 50kg weight.*

: MAYA! YOUR AUNT CAN REALLY LIFT WEIGHTS!

: THAT'S MYSTIC MAYA, GOOD SIR!!!

*throws the large 50kg weight at Phoenix*



Miscellaneous Sound Effect: KABBOOOMBABSSHSHHH!

*Suddenly, the not-dr-hotti person steps in*

: Hmm...has a pretty girl been injured, yes?

* , etc all stare at him*

: Well, hmm yes i see...

*not-dr-hotti person scurries off*

: Well...Morgan Fey wins anyway.

*Morgan recieves a medal while Phoenix recieves medical attention at a hospital which happened to be right beside where the events are taking place*

ChopperCrow: Well we knew someone was gonna get hurt...but we didn't exactly expect it like that...erm...

*laughs herself silly* Good stuff! :) *It's also a good thing that the hospital is located next to the place where the events are taking place!*

Will there be any more? I'm enjoying them. :)

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thanks~ I'm enjoying writing them too. Yeah, so there'll be quite a lot more, i guess.

ChopperCrow: Well, here we are yet again. Prepare for the next round.

: Oh c'mon...gimme my kibble already...Did anyone forget about me?

ChopperCrow: Of course they didn't. *voice dripping with sarcasm*

* stares unbelievingly at ChopperCrow*

: Right. Now for the upcoming event, taking a dunk in the river!

: A-WHATTA?!

ChopperCrow: He probably meant swimmin'...

: Erm...anything to do with water does not agree with me...

* speeds away to the far end of the spectator stand*

: Well, rustle up and let's begin! Contestants Dr Grey, Will Powers, Pearl Fey and...Gant...???

: Hahaha! You've got a good right to be confused Marshy. I've busted myself out of prison...hey, why does everything here look like my stuff back at the gym?

ChopperCrow: O_O"

*ChopperCrow runs to the far end of the spectator stand to join to hide*

: .........Ok folks, just get go to the changing salons to change into yer swimsuits now.

: Well Udgey! Haven't you been swimmin' lately? Give it a shot eh?

: Em..I haven't brought my swimming trunks Gant.

: Just swim in your hyper-expensive $1000 courtroom suit then!

: ...I think I'll pass.

: ...I can't force you, I guess. Next time then, at the swimming complex!

* steps out, in a one-piece red-and-white-striped swimming costume, holding an umbrella*

: Didn't the weather girl said it was going to be sunny today?

: It is sunny.

: Darn it! The weather girl was actually right for once! Damn umbrellas!

* folds up his umbrella and kicks it away*

ChopperCrow (still hiding with Shoe) : Oh boy...

*Somewhere in a hospital beside a place where Olympic games are taking place*

: Ahh...peace and quiet...

: ...I'm gonna see the Olympic events now, Nick.

: Ok. Bye~

: B- hey what's that heading towards us?

: What thing?!

: Is it a bird? A plane? A double-decker triple cheese hamburger?

: Be serious please.

: I am being serious...hey it's...

: ...AN UMBRELLA?!

*an umbrella flies through the window and homes into Phoenix*



*Meanwhile, back at the Olympic games*

(in blue swimming trunks): Woohoo! This is my first time at swimming!

: ...I'll pretend I didn't hear you. But however...

* hands a swimming board (a swimming board is that floating board you use to teach little kids how to swim...)*

: What's this?

: Oh it's...ahem..cough cough...a free gift for our first-timer! Use it during your swimming!

: Yay! ~

* steps out in a swimming costume with multi-colored fishes on it*

: Yay! Swimming!

~~~~~~ (read this part only if you have read "Mystic Mayhem") ~~~~~~~
ChopperCrow: She can swim?

: ...Who cares.

ChopperCrow: Hey, if she drowns in this pool, August is going to show everyone her picture of me in the bathtub.......oops, i said too much.
~~~~~~ (read the above part only if you have read "Mystic Mayhem") ~~~~~~~

*Finally, comes out in orange trunks*

: Take yer places at the diving boards lads and the little lass...

*Everyone starts climbing up the boards*

: On your marks, get ready, steady, hoo-hah, yipee, yowda and...GOOOOOO!!!

*Everyone dives into the pool and starts swimming*

: We have Gant in the lead, Pearl right behind him...? *ahem, cough* Will behind Pearl and Grey at last position!

*Suddenly, latches onto Gant secretly*

: Yay! I'm riding a dolphin!

: O_O Err...seems like one of our contestants is up to something.

*Fortunately, is too busy having the time of his life swimming that he doesn't notice anything else*

* climbs onto 's back*

: Go dolphin! ~

~~~~~~ (read this part only if you have read "Mystic Mayhem") ~~~~~~~
ChopperCrow: O_O

: Pearl's been with August for too long.

ChopperCrow: August would be proud of her.
~~~~~~ (read the above part only if you have read "Mystic Mayhem") ~~~~~~~

: Grey has over-taken Will Powers!

: Nearly at the finish line...

*Suddenly, leaps from 's back and touches the end of the pool*

: Wadaya know? The lass is first! Followed by Gant, Grey then Will!

: I'm going to get rid of the weather channel...

(not realising what had actually happened): Good Show Pearly!

: Hehe..

*Pearl recieves a medal, Phoenix recieves more medical attention*

ChopperCrow: ...Where's Will Powers?

: ...Well that's one of the dangers of water.

: Aghhhgggaaaa glub glub blub gaahh!!!

*reader sees struggling in the pool. Drowning. The kiddie swimming board is at the other side of the pool.*

: What the...?

*Powers receives medical attention at the hospital which happened to be beside the venue of the Olympic games*

ChopperCrow: ....erm....Don't miss the next event!

You're welcome. :) They are VERY funny and I'm enjoying them so I am VERY glad there will be more on the way. :)

Back to topic...

LOL!!! This is GREAT! WELL DONE! :)

Poor Phoenix--he's like a lightning rod for disaster: disaster zeros in on him, poor guy. And an umbrella, even. Ouch. >.<

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Yes! So Funny!

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yay! thank you! ~

Yes, I agree. Poor Phoenix. Ouch. Erk...I'm glad I'm not him.
Glad you liked it, Shadowpower709!

Next installment of the disastrous games.

: We've got Powers carted off to the medicine ranch now. Time for the next event, the 300 metre bull riding race!

: I'm gonna do this! Oh yeah!

: Contestants please take to the starting point. Larry, Franziska, Ini Miney and Grossberg.

*Shoe and ChopperCrow come out of hiding place*

: GROSSBERG CAN RIDE A BULL?!

ChopperCrow: O_O"

: Like, wow, I totally, like, didn't, like, know either!

: Good grief. Shut up.

: I'm so doing this, yeah!

: Shut up, foolish fool who foolishly fools around like a fool.

: You drive me crraaazy, baby!

: Well, we are only riding some ponies aren't we? Excersising once in a while won't hurt! And I don't even need to move, the pony will do it for me!

: Erm, like, what pony? This is, like, a bull riding, like, race?

: Isn't a bull a type of dark brown pony?

: Bulls are, like, those, like, tough cows with the, like sharp horns on their, like, heads.

: ...Damn you Edgeworth.

*somewhere in the spectator stand*

: Hehehehehehe... I can’t believe Grossberg is so gullible.

*back to contestants*

: Will our rustlers please get on the buffaloes!

*Everyone gets on bulls*

: I keep sliding off...

*Larry attempts to get back on but slides down the other side of the bull*

: Hmph, foolish fool who foolishly tries to foolishly ride a foolish bull.

Larry's Bull: What's this? Insult-the-bull-along-with-an-idiot day? Now you're all going to pretend I didn't even speak and treat me like a dumb animal. Hmph.

: Erm, like, did that, like, bull just, like, talk?

: I am surrounded by fools!

: What? Bulls can't talk.

Larry's Bull: Told you so.

: There, there. I myself am also being ignored by these utter morons who don't even know how to feed a hungry cat.

: Ready....GOOO COWBOYS!

: Eeek!

*Larry falls off his bull*

Larry's Bull: Good riddance.

: Go go go go go go go go go!

*Franziska furiously whips the bull*

ChopperCrow: Hey, wait, you can't do that. That's animal abuse!

*Suddenly the army force, air force, and the navy (1 km away floating in the lake) surround Franziska. The army removes her whip and takes her into custody.*

: Foolish fools! Get away from me at once! Release me! Foolish fools who foolishly try to foolishly restrain me!

A guy in the air force: Wow, this lady needs a thesaurus.

*Meanwhile back to the race*

: Is something wrong with my bull? I never thought they were so docile.

*reader sees Grossberg on a very flattened bull at the starting point.*

ChopperCrow: Animal Abuse!!!

*The army force troops back to arrest Grossberg as well*

*at the spectator stand*

: Wow, awesome.

: Too bad Mr Nick aren't here to see this.

: Yup.

*Maya and Pearl share a box of popcorn*

: Hey, how did you get here?!

*Back to race*

: Like, do I, like, win? Since I'm, like, at the, like, starting point?

: Ini Miney has won this event! Give it up for our champion cowgirl!

*Ini Miney recieves a medal*

*At the hospital which happened to be beside the games*

: This is getting traumatic.

: Kinda.

Franziska's Bull: I'll be mentally scarred for life!!!

: I really pity you. Then again, I'm in bad shape too.

*reader sees Phoenix completely mummified with bandages*

*we zoom back to the Olympic Games*

ChopperCrow: Well, we have ended the First Part of the Phoenix Wright Olympic Games! Thank all for attending!

: Oi, what's that?

ChopperCrow: It seems to be Grossberg's bull...argh! We didn't bring it to the hopsital! ...Erm...what's happening?

*Grossberg's bull suddenly bounces back to it's original shape, and the force causes the bull to fly high into the air*

: Corrrr, we should really press more charges against Grossberg.

ChopperCrow: Hmm, yeah, I guess. Well, here's your kibble.

: Oh yeah! Crunch...Munch...Gobble...About time too! Crunch...yum yum...

*Back to the hospital*

: OMG! I saw a flying bull!

Franziska's Bull: Must be the angels coming for me. Leaving this life soon, man ~

Miscellanous Sound Effect: KRRASSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



*reader sees the hospital room's ceiling caved in*

Grossberg's Bull: Wow I have a splitting headache...luckily this mummy stopped my fall...Hey what's a mummy doing in the hospital?

: Mr Wright? Are you alive?

LOL!!! WONDERFULLY done! *applauds*

Poor Phoenix!

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Fabulously Silly. So much fun dude =]

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Phoenix will never live.

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...Nah, he ain't dead yet. Phoenix has to live to get tortured by yours truly. Thanks for the reviews though!

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: Padadadadadaaaaaa~

ChopperCrow: Yay! The Phoenix Wright Olympics is back! Hence, we shall begin the Phoenix Wright Olympics Part 2!!!

: I'm full...I feel ill...

ChopperCrow: Yes, well, you did eat 57 bowls full of Cat Crunchies.

: ...Fine.

: Saddle up! We'd be goin' to the next pairie!

ChopperCrow: Please list out the events.

: Sure thing, partner. The events for this part of the games as follows:

1) Gymnastics -bars-
2) Gymnastics -art-
3) Long jump
4) High jump
5) Tight-rope walking

: Is tight-rope walking an Olympic game?

: Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha!!! Who cares?

ChopperCrow: You know you hate him, go on.

*Shoe hurls on Moe*

: Blleeaauuuuggghhh.... Hmmm, I feel much better.

: Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha!! Is this supposed to be a prank? The vomit looks so real! What did you use in it? Hmmm..the green bits must be spinach...the yellow bits corn...the orange bits are...carrots! Wow, you do make a lovely fake vomit...carrots!!

*Moe starts eating vomit*

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , : EEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

ChopperCrow: O_O ...Ahem...

: ...May the rustlers, Manfred von Karma, Dr. Hotti and the Judge please get to the stage.

: Time to show off my arm muscles! ~

: Yes, hmm, but you don't have arm muscles...

: None shall best Manfred von Karma in this competition! My 20 gold medals prove it!

: The Judge has arm muscles!? Manfred von Karma has 20 gold medals in Gymnastics!?

: Hmm..maybe not gymnastics, it's in shooting. However, this doesn't mean I can't beat everyone!

: Yeah.....right....

: Let the games begin! Rustlers take to your stations at each double-bar! Stay suspended in air by pushing yourself up using the bars and your arms! The one longest suspended is the winner!

: Ooooh, I'm supposed to time them! Yays!

*Shoe presses timer*

ChopperCrow: You're doing it wrong, that's for setting alarms!

: Oh, oops.

*Shoe presses timer*

Choppercrow: Wrong button.

: Fine, once again.

*Shoe presses timer*

ChopperCrow: Nada. Wrong button.

: I'm not the one with opposable thumbs, dear. And my paws aren't suited for this work of pressing tiny buttons, they're for catching mice.

ChopperCrow: Yeah...prove it, you eat disgusting dried rubbishy fodder of cat food everyday and you expect me to think you're a mouser?

: I'll prove it to you!

*Shoe pounces onto timer*

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: Beep.

: Hey, waddaya know? The timer worked.

: Go!

*After 10 secs*

: Ooof...ugh...

*Judge falls from the beam*

: The Judge is out!

: I can't believe von Karma can still do gymnastics with that injured arm of his...

: .....WAAAAAAAAGRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!

*von Karma clutches arm and immediately falls off the bar*

: Manfred is out!

*at spectator seats*

: Wow, this is the first time I ever heard him scream differently...it's so high-pitched and girly.

: I don't scream like that!

: Hmm...well maybe not...but Wright does.

: ....Agreed.

*back to games*

: This leaves Dr. Hotti the winner of this round!

*the not-dr-hotti guy recieves a medal*

: I don't believe this...

: Heh heh heh...yes, hmmm, want me to show you lovely ladies a secret?

: Yes please!

*the not-dr-hotti guy takes off his white doctor coat*

: Erm...why do you have a set of stiff plastic arms attatched to your shoulders beside your real arms?

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*snicker* Nice to see Manfred von Karma once again getting his comeuppance in the PW Olympics! *Whispers: Next time, have skeet shooting as an Olympic event..and use Manfred von Karma as the skeet! ;) *

Shoe's commentary is just hilarious and Edgeworth's comment on the pitch of Phoenix's scream is ridiculously silly but funny just the same. :D

Keep up the good work! This is good!

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Hey! I didn't like that one.

Phoenix wasn't tormented.

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My kudos for you, that was excellent

Thanks!!

Note to Shadowpower709:
a perfect way of toture is this way
1) toture
2) toture
3) toture
4) toture
5) toture
6) let wounds heal
7) toture toture toture toture.

see? this next chapter should be satisfying.


ChopperCrow: Welcome to the next event!

: Welcome the kibble...

ChopperCrow: O_O you just ate that timer and you want more food?!

: Hey it wasn't my fault. You told me to prove that i could hunt!

ChopperCrow: I didn't tell you to prove that you can eat inedible garbage!

: The next event - Gymnastic arts! Contestants Maggey Bryde, Wendy Oldbag and Lana Skye please head to the stage now!

*Contestants climb up stage*

: First we have Maggey Bryde!

: I can do this!

*Maggey takes out long roll of paper on a stick*

: No more bad luck please!

*Maggey twirls the long roll of paper beautifully*

: Hey quite nice....HEY IS THAT TOILET PAPER?!

ChopperCrow: Gack!

*Maggey twirls toilet paper too hard and it flies away*

: ...

: Maggey is disqualified for inappopriate equipment and lost of equipment!

: Guess I really don't have any luck at all...I even lost the toilet roll...

*back in hospital which happened to be beside the venue of the games*

: Wow...peace and quiet...tranquility for quite some time already...

Franziska's Bull: You look like a coccoon, only your eyes can be seen.

: I'm just happy I'm not dead yet.

: Yeah! I can't believe you're still alive!

: ..... Thanks for the encouragement?

Franziska's Bull: Hey what's that thing heading towards the window?

: I have a bad feeling about this...

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: KRRAAASSSSHHH



: ... Who ever thought that a toilet roll could fly with such force to hit Mr Wright off the hospital bed and against the wall.

Franziska's Bull: Wow. Ouch.

*Back to games*

: Next up, Wendy Oldbag!

: Ohhh Edgey-poo! Look at me!!!

*spectator stand*

: ...Save...me...

*back to games*

: A fantastic fireworks display for my dear Edgey-poo!

*Raygun shoots fireworks into the sky*

: Ungh.. how could a raygun with 75kg of fireworks attatched to it be so heavy?

*Wendy loses control of raygun*

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: BADABADABADABADABINGBINGBINGBING

: What the...?!

*Edgeworth ducks*

: Oh, the days of my youth...gazing at the beautiful fireworks in the sky...

*firework slams into Grossberg's belly and bounces off in another direction*

ChopperCrow (hiding with Shoe yet again) : ...one of the fireworks is heading out of the stadium...

*in the hospital*

: I hate the Olympic games.

: It's named after you.

I hate myself.

Franziska's Bull: Good grief.

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: BAM BAM BAM BAM WIZZ WHOOSH BAM

: They're having a fireworks display outside...?

A fireworks display? Why do I get a bad feeling -



Miscellaneous Sound Effect: KRASH WIZZ WHOOSH BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

: How many times has the window been broken already?

Franziska's Bull: Remember that time the ceiling was crashed also?

: ...What is it liked to experience a firework shot into you?

Franziska's Bull: We'll ask him later if he's still alive.

*back to games*

: That was unfortunate.

and ChopperCrow: O_O

: May the next contestant Lana Skye now perform!

: ...

: Gooo Lana!!!

: :)

*Lana twirls her new muffler around perfectly*

: Looks like Lana Skye has won this event! Give a round of applause to the lucky lass!

: So you got a new muffler! Where's your old one, did you dispose it?

: ... I accidentally left it on one of the seats...

: ...

: I'm sitting on Lana Skye's bloody muffler!?

*Godot hurls his coffee cup away and immediately stood up, swiping Lana's muffler away*

(writes on notepad) : ...Godot...does...not...like...sitting...on...mufflers....

*Lana recieves another medal to add onto her collection of medals on her uniform*

: Was it just me or did Godot's hair turn whiter when he figured that he was sitting on a muffler that was used to hide a murder weapon before?

ChopperCrow: It can turn whiter?

*back at hospital*

: Can anything else bad happen to me?

Franziska's Bull: Maybe. For example that flying object coming straigt at the window again...

: Oh no...

Miscellaneous Sound Effect: KRRAAASSHHH



: Hey that wasn't so bad... the coffee is scalding hot though.

: The coffee is seeping through the bandages...

Franziska's Bull: Have the wounds healed yet?

: Oh no - OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!

*Phoenix writhes in agony on hospital bed*

and Franziska's Bull: O_O

Yaay for torture!

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*laughs* This is GREAT!!!! I LOVE the silliness! GREAT WORK! :)

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Yaaay for Phoenix Dying!

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