Title: Turnabout Chatroom
Author: pearlfan00
Rating: PG13
Genre: Parody
Status: Ongoing, maybe
Pairing: None
Summary: The characters have discovered the wonders of the internet and chat rooms.

This was a bit of relief for me, while I am writing my more serious PW fanfic. It really did not take long to write, and if people actually like it. I'll write more. Please note, the villains are assumed alive and they have access to the internet in the detention center. Most characters are from JFA and below, but with a special appearance from Godot!

Character Chatroom Screen Name Reference

Phoenix Wright – mrnick92
Maya Fey – luvnick99
Pearl Fey – pearly09
Mia Fey – deadgirl89
Miles Edgeworth – darkedge92
Larry Butz – modeldater93
Winston Payne – iluvhair143
Franziska von Karma – whippedcream99
Manfried von Karma – perfection40
Will Powers – steelsamurai46
Sal Manila – 1337_541
Dick Gumshoe – abusedcop33
Judge – udgeyjustice1000
Shelly de Killer – shellassassin4
Godot – coffeeaddict69
Matt Engarde – springfresh94
Max Galatica – flyingmanv2

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Turnabout Chatroom Start

Mrnick92 has logged on.

1337_541: 11k3 OMG! 1 533 7h47 my ch47r00m 15 g3771ng m0r3 p0pu14r!

Mrnick92: … I’m never listening to that girl ever again.

Luvnick99 has logged on.

Luvnick99: NICK! It’s good to see that you figured the internet out. I see you’ve met Mr. Manila.

1337_541: 11k3 707411y 7h4nks. U R teh r0x0rz. roflmao

Mrnick92: Uh… what? And Maya what’s up with your username?

Luvnick99: It’s nothing… hehe. I couldn’t think of anything of a username.

Mrnick92: Right…

Mrnick92 has logged out.

1337_541: 7h47 sux0rz…

1337_541 has logged out.

Luvnick99: I’m all alone…

Shellassassin4 has logged in.

Shellassassin4: Reminds me of old times, don’t you say… missy.

Luvnick99: Shellassassin4… sounds familiar. It’s you! That assassin who kidnapped me!

Luvnick99 has logged out.

Shellassassin4: Remind me to put her on my naughty list…

Darkedge92 has logged in.

Darkedge92: Finally, Shelly! We’ve got a lead on your location!

Shellassassin4 has logged out.

Darkedge92: … Well then, it sure has gotten lonely in here. I guess I do need to be alone for awhile.

Iluvhair143 has logged in.

Iluvhair143: Darkedge92, what kind of name is that?

Darkedge92: You are one to talk, Iluvhair143… Who are you anyway?

Coffeeaddict69 has logged on.

Coffeeaddict69: Finally, I can spread my love of coffee through the internet!

Darkedge92: …

Iluvhair143: …

Whippedcream99 has logged on.

Whippedcream99: Now where is this BDSM chat room, I’ve heard so much about?

Darkedge92: …

Iluvhair143: …

Coffeeaddict69: …

Whippedcream99: …

Darkedge92: So, who are you people?

Iluvhair143: My name is Winston Payne!

Darkedge92: …

Coffeeaddict69: …

Whippedcream99: ... That foolish fool who cannot even prosecute his way out of a foolishly foolish foolhardy courtroom trial?

Darkedge92: Franziska?

Whippedcream99: … How do you know my name?

Darkedge92: It’s me, Edgeworth.

Whippedcream99: … Little brother, what are you doing here in this BDSM chatroom?

Darkedge92: This is not a BDSM chatroom.

Coffeeaddict69: I know quite a lot of BDSM chat rooms, though most of them involve coffee fetishes.

Darkedge92: …

Iluvhair143: …

Whippedcream99: Send me links.

Abusedcop33 has logged on.

Abusedcop33: … Oh no.

Abusedcop33 has logged out.

Mrnick92 has logged in.

Darkedge92: Phoenix?

Coffeeaddict69: Did you say Phoenix Wright? I will get my revenge! For Mia!!!

Mrnick92: Wha…?

Coffeeaddict69 pours coffee on Mrnick92.

Whippedcream99: How did you do that Coffeeaddict69?

Coffeeaddict69: You type /me then your action after that.

Whippedcream99 then your action after that.

Whippedcream99: … Prepare to get whipped Coffeeaddict69.

Coffeeaddict69: Whipped cream tastes decent with coffee.

Whippedcream99: …

Coffeeaddict69 runs.

Mrnick92: Ugh, is this a prosecutor convention or something. And Edgeworth, I think you need to see a therapist about your ‘dark’ problems.

Darkedge92: Dark problems? It’s none of your business, Wright.

Mrnick92: Not my fault you had emotional problems…

Darkedge92: What?

Mrnick92 has logged out.

Darkedge92: …

Coffeeaddict69: Darkedge92 is an emotional kid. He needs coffee to cheer his life up.

Whippedcream99: Little brother, you must be still traumatized by all those moments I whipped you when we were younger.

Darkedge92: …

Darkedge92 has logged out.

Whippedcream99: Trying to run away now, aren’t we.

Whippedcream99 has logged out.

Coffeeaddict69: I’m going to go buy some more coffee. I just realized I’m out.

Coffeeaddict69 has logged out.

Perfection40 has logged in.

Perfection40: I’ve heard that there was a prosecutor meeting in this chat room. In order to maintain my perfect record, I have to attend all online meetings.

Iluvhair143: You’ve just missed it.

Perfection40: WHAT!? MY PERFECT RECORD! NOOOOOO! Von Karma’s only know perfection!!!!

Iluvhair143: Uh… I’m going to go.

Iluvhair143 has logged out.

Springfresh94 has logged in.

Springfresh94: Yo, dude… where did everyone go?

Perfection40: I will find perfection!

Perfection40 has logged out.

Springfresh94: Dude, this is like… a total bummer.

Shellassassin4 has logged on.

Shellassassin4: Well, well, if it isn’t my traitorous ex-client. You are lucky that you were able to get a guilty verdict or else you would have died by now.

Springfresh94: …

Springfresh94 has logged out.

Mrnick92 has logged in.

Shellassassin4: Ahh, well if it isn’t Mr. Wright.

Mrnick92: …? WHAT? Is that you? Shelly de Killer! Shouldn’t you be more inconspicuous with your name?

Shellassassin4: I quite frankly disagree… Many users of the internet have the word assassin in their name. I am actually just blending in.

Mrnick92: Then how come I’ve figured it out…

Shellassassin4: Anyway, about that proposition you’ve wanted me to take. Where should we meet so we can discuss our ‘business’.

Mrnick92: Err… what? … I WAS ONLY ASKING ABOUT YOUR PRICE FOR THE SAKE OF THE TRIAL NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO HIRE YOU!

Shellassassin4: That tone of voice is most certainly going to get you silence if you know what I mean.

Mrnick92: Erk…

Shellassassin4 has logged out.

Pearly09 has logged in.

Mrnick92: Pearls? You know how to use the internet?

Pearly09: Hmm? Oh! MR. NICK!!! I MISSED YOU.

Mrnick92: I missed you too, Pearls.

Pearly09: Yeah, Mr. Nick! Hmm, so how did you and Mystic Maya handle the honeymoon suite I got for you? <3

Mrnick92: Uh…

Mrnick92 has logged out.

Pearly09: Does Mr. Nick hate me? =(

Pearly09 has logged out.

Udgeyjustice00 has logged on.

Udgeyjustice00: So this is this ‘chat room’ that they are talking about. Sure is quiet to be called a ‘chat room’.

Flyingmanv2 has logged on.

Flyingmanv2: FABULOUS! I finally got this thing working!

Udgeyjustice00: .

Flyingmanv2: ?

Udgeyjustice00 has logged out.

Flyingmanv2: …

Luvnick99 has logged on.

Flyingmanv2: FABULOUS!

Luvnick99: AHH! It’s Max!

Luvnick99 has logged out.

Luvmax99 has logged in.

Luvmax99: Hey Max!

Flyingmanv2: If it isn’t my number one fan…?

Luvmax99: It’s me, Maya!

Flyingmanv2: FABULOUS! Sweetie, can you tell me where the audience for my fabulous performance is?

Luvmax99: This is a chat room not a circus ring.

Flyingmanv2 has logged out.

Mrnick92 has logged in.

Luvmax99 has logged out.

Mrnick92: That person has a similar name as Maya’s.

Luvnick99 has logged in.

Luvnick99: HI NICK!

Mrnick92: Did you know there is someone named Luvmax99 roaming around?

Luvnick99: Really? That is weird.

Luvnick99 has logged out.

Deadgirl89 has logged on.

Mrnick92: … What a strange name… Deadgirl89. So morbid…

Deadgirl89: … It’s me, Mia.

Mrnick92: Mia! You get internet access from the afterlife?

Deadgirl89: No… I borrowed Maya’s body. Which is why she logged out.

Mrnick92: So, when a medium channels a spirit into a body, their chat room accounts also change as well?

Deadgirl89: …

Mrnick92: …?

Deadgirl89: Wright, Wright, Wright…

Mrnick92: So I’m right?

Deadgirl89: … How did you get that? I didn’t say Wright, I typed Wright!

Mrnick92: … You’ve lost me, Chief.

Deadgirl89 sighs.

Deadgirl89 has logged out.

Mrnick92: …

1337_541 has logged on.

Mrnick92 has logged out.

1337_541: O cum on! 1 4m n07 7h47 1n71m1d471ng!

Connection to server lost.

............................................................................................................................................................................Wow................................................................................THat was....how do I put it........strange yet entertaining...........like FEAR......

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I enjoyed it , but it couldve been longer and more characters shouldve been in the chatroom at the same time

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Awesome.

You should of had more charcters in the room. I have usernames for each of them.

Richboy97- Richard Wellington
AngryChannel01- Morgan Fey
Camgal56- Lotta Hart
Forgegirl47- Lana Skye
Dmanipluate44- Dee Vasquez
LoveEdgey22- Oldbag
Judgebro00- Judge's Brother
LesRian89- Adrian Andrews
ScienceTective55- Ema Skye
GoddessMisfortune01- Maggey Byrde
CowboyLover86- Jake Marshall
DevilAnge12- Angel Starr
Meekman35- Mike Meekins

feel free to use any of these.

A lot of those characters were going to be used for the second episode of this @_@. Thanks for the input though XD

I could have added more characters, but it would just get confusing. I used this for relief after all.

Heh heh heh, that's quite funny.

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I see you took this concept from "MSN in Ace Attorney Land" by Lyrical Rawr?

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Er what? I actually got my idea while reading a Naruto variation of a chatroom scene. I really didn't read any of the fanfics past the visible page so far.

It was a story posted in around May? On the Objection Fan Fic archive.

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THAT WAS HALAIRIOUS!!!! XD XD XD XD

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First off, what I think of the idea: Brilliant... it's something I haven't seen before, but it may have been done in the past, but the jokes were pretty funny and I'd love to see this continue. I'd also like to see more characters joining the chat scene and maybe more characters in the room at once, or maybe even multiple chat rooms like the_courthouse and Wright_&_Co. or something like that... Haha. I'll be watching this one...

Afterthought: I think it'd be kinda neat to see a "To Catch a Predator" spoof with the chatroom idea where Gant enters a chatroom and one of those FBI pedo sting people comes on as well... I don't know why I'd like to see that, I'd just like to see Gant finally get what he deserves.

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Heehee. Manfred got PWNed by PAYNE, of all people! XD

Good thing they weren't meeting outside cyberspace. :D