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Chapter 2 – A Restaurant And Hostility“Come oonn, Nick, hurry up!”
“Hey, don't rush me!” Phoenix protested. “I'm still working here!”
Maya grabbed her boss by the arm and began to drag him away from the desk. The swiveling office chair that Phoenix was sitting in had caster wheels, so he rolled away with it quite easily. Maya managed to drag him at least four feet away from his desk and towards the door before the defense attorney protested.
“Hey, stop it!” Phoenix yelped as he was dragged along in the chair, finally moving to stand up and stop himself from moving further. “I was working you know. What happens if I miss something valuable? If I screw up here, my client goes to jail. And maybe she'll face execution.” He lightly pried Maya's hands off his arm then began to wheel the chair back to its proper place at his desk.
“You won't screw up,” Maya said determinedly. “But it's time for you to stop now. It's 5:00PM and if I don't stop you now, you'll stay here all night working if you were allowed to. I've found you asleep on the floor of this office before and I'm not going to let it happen again. You need good healthy food and rest and don't you deny it! After all as they say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Phoenix had to grin slightly. “Who is that Jack guy anyway?”
“Oooh!” Maya reached up suddenly, lightly bopping her boss on the head. “Come on Nick, enough with the stubborn act already! Larry is treating you to dinner. It would be rude to pass up his nice offer, especially on your birthday!”
“Okay, okay, I get it.” Phoenix said finally with an air of resignation in his voice. He rubbed the side of his head, knowing when to give up. “Ow... Hey Maya? Can you not hit me so hard next time? I kind of need this head to think and I don't exactly have a spare.”
As if on cue, Larry appeared in the doorway of the office.
“Come on, we better get moving.” He said hurriedly. “Edgeworth said he'll be waiting at the restaurant shortly after five. We better beat him there or else he'll get impatient and angry with us. You know what he's like, don't you? Such a damn stiff all the time.”
Phoenix tiredly sighed.
“Well?” Larry moved halfway out the door, seeming impatient himself. “You don't want that, do you? Old Edge-head can be quite unfriendly when he's cranky and he has to wait.”
“That is an understatement...” Phoenix thought to himself. “Sure. Let's get out of here.”
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The trio vacated the Wright and Co. Law Office area and Phoenix made sure the door was properly locked and secure before walking out of the building and onto the street. It was only a few minutes after 5:00PM but the sky was already quite dark as the sun set early. It was the middle of spring, but the night air was already chilly. The spiky-haired defense attorney shivered slightly at the cold air and the sudden change of temperature from his nice warm office to the street and for a moment he wished he didn't have to go anywhere at all. He walked briskly in an attempt to stay warm and made a mental note to bring an overcoat along with him to work tomorrow.
Traffic on the streets was thick and heavy which was to be expected as it was rush hour. However, the small group was walking to the restaurant and so they didn't need to contend with it at all.
“This is going to be fun! I love fancy eating places.” Maya grinned as she walked along with Larry and Phoenix. “Do you have any idea what this Blue Lion restaurant is like, Larry? Oh, I hope they have steak!”
“I've only heard about it. I've never actually been there myself.” Larry replied. “This is going to be my first time too. But I heard it's classy. It's popular. And it's where all the beautiful women in the city go, so it's gotta be something.”
“Really.” Phoenix raised a brow at his friend, suddenly wondering if he had ulterior motives behind inviting them out to the restaurant this evening.
“Really, really!” Larry replied with enthusiasm. “Why, two attractive young men like us could pick up really easily if we're not careful!”
“Yep,” Phoenix thought to himself.
“He definitely had something else on his mind when he set this up...”The small group reached The Blue Lion Restaurant after several more blocks of walking. A small crowd was gathered out the front of the building, and loud music was playing out to the street and the people passing by, mostly for advertising purposes. The light cast onto the sidewalk outside of the restaurant was a deep electric blue and this caught Phoenix's attention, his curiosity piqued. He glanced up at the roof, spotting a bright neon blue light in the shape of a rather proud looking lion, one paw on a ball.
“It looks more cheesy than regal...” He thought to himself.
“But I guess it stands out.”Larry stopped once near the doorway and glanced around, frowning, seeming to be slightly unhappy with the turn of events.
Phoenix's attention was turned from the sign to his friend, eyebrows raised. “What's wrong, Larry?”
“Edgeworth isn't here yet.” Larry sighed. “We rushed all this way for nothing. Now we're the ones that are early and we have to wait for him.”
“He probably got stuck in traffic,” Phoenix offered. “I mean he has to drive over here all the way from the Prosecutor's Office. Then he has to find a car parking space on top of that. Parking in this city isn't always the best in downtown Los Angeles you know, and especially not at this hour.”
“I know but sometimes it's better than walking. And besides, it would be fun to sit in the front seat of a lawyer's fancy sports car and drive through the streets.” Maya grinned. “Just one time, I'd like to ride down Sunset Boulevard in a fancy car while wearing sunglasses. You know, the window down, the wind blowing in my hair. Wouldn't that be cool, Nick?”
“Uh...” Phoenix scratched the side of his head. “Not really...”
“Oh phooey, you're no fun. Having a fancy car would be so much more glamorous than taking the train everywhere.” Maya grinned. “When are you going to get your driver's license, Nick?”
Phoenix flinched, gritting his teeth. “Ugh, don't remind me about that... I don't even have enough money right now to pay for rent right now, let alone a car.”
“Who doesn't have enough money for what now?” Edgeworth's voice stated impatiently from somewhere in the crowd a short distance behind the trio. “Because if you are inviting me to this restaurant and then expecting me to bail you out of it because you don't have enough money, I am going to turn around and go home right now.”
Phoenix flinched a second time, looking rather frustrated now. “Edgeworth...”
“Happy Birthday, Wright.” Edgeworth stated blandly, forcing the rest of his way through the crowd to the group. He thrust a small envelope into Phoenix's nearest hand and stepped back again, looking rather impatient. “Shall we move inside now? I for one do not want to stand out here and idly chat. It's cold out here and I am not fond of the types that come out onto the streets after dark. I’d rather not meet them out here. I have all the time in the world to see them behind bars in the Detention Center tomorrow.”
“He's really quick and to the point, isn't he.” Maya stated quietly.
“That's Edgeworth for you...” Phoenix replied in the same low tone.
Edgeworth narrowed his eyes slightly, reacting like he had heard everything the two had said. “Well if we are going to stand around and socialize then you should at least open the card, Wright.” He folded his arms and began to tap his left foot on the concrete pavement. “Unless of course you would rather be inconsiderate and not give it a glance at all.”
The spiky-haired defense lawyer sighed. “No, I'll open it now. Thank you for the card, Edgeworth.”
Phoenix glanced down at the simple envelope in his hand, pondering what kind of message could be inside. He quickly shrugged off his thoughts and ripped into the top edge of the envelope with an index finger, taking out the card that was inside so that he could read the message inside, written in Miles Edgeworth's neat articulate handwriting. Taped to the inner left side of the card were five crisp newly minted one hundred dollar bills. Phoenix's first reaction was utter numbness. Then his blue eyes widened, looking quite surprised.
“What the...?”
“I could not think of anything to buy for you,” Edgeworth began to explain flatly before Phoenix could say any more. “Butz gave me the entire day to think about it and I had ample time to visit a department store when I wasn't gathering evidence for the case that I...” He stopped himself, scowling. “The case that we are working on. But I could not think of anything to buy. I hope this is acceptable instead.”
“I...” Phoenix frowned, going silent. “I can't accept this.” He said finally.
“Judging from the comment you just made about the state of your rent, I think you have to.” Edgeworth stated, the faintest hint of an amused smirk forming on his face. “Can we move inside now? I don't think you would fancy being attacked or murdered for your gift.”
“You have a point,” Phoenix frowned. “Come on, let's all go inside. I'm hungry and we probably need to wait for our table. Plus, It's cold and dark out here.”
The group of four headed inside the building. They didn't have to wait long to be shown to their table. With Larry's reservation booked in advance, they were seated almost immediately. Once seated and comfortable, Edgeworth picked up the wine list and began to quietly ponder over it. Maya snatched up the menu to look through it, wanting to know what kind of good things they had to eat. Larry's attention was drawn to the tables around the restaurant floor, scouring the other tables for attractive women.
Meanwhile, Phoenix subtly took out his card once again and took the money out of it, placing it into his wallet for safekeeping. He sighed to himself and wondered why Edgeworth had given him so much money. He knew that the man was a prosecuting attorney and had a much larger income than he did himself, but still. The amount was just too much...
“Oh boy!” Maya exclaimed happily, knocking Phoenix out of his thoughts. “They have steak! And not only that, they have all kinds of different ones. Like T-bone steak, filet mignon, rump roast, chuck steak... I don't know what to have, they all sound delicious.”
“No way, steak?” Larry's attention was returned to the table. He grabbed up a menu of his own and quickly looked through it. “Hey you're right, they do! I know what I'm gonna have now.” He glanced off to the side once again and flashed somebody one of his biggest grins. “Say guys... I'll be back in a few minutes. One of the lovely ladies on table three is winking at me and I think she wants me to go over there. Call me back when we're ready to order, I already know what I want.”
Phoenix sighed as he watched Larry go. He picked up a menu of his own and began to glance over it. There were many nice things on the menu, including the impressive list of steak cuts that had made Maya happy. He just idly sat there and pondered over the list of meals until the waiter came to the table to take their order.
“T-bone steak for me, sir!” Maya said with enthusiasm. “And add another order of that for our friend, Larry. He's... somewhere around here.” She turned her attention to the surrounding area, sighing as she could not spot the mousy haired man anywhere.
“I wouldn't be surprised if he's in the ladies room trying to pick up.” Phoenix thought to himself, shaking his head. “I'll have the fish, please. What about you, Edgeworth?”
“I'm going to order a bottle of Merlot to go with this meal.” Edgeworth stated, sounding bored. “Any objections?”
“No, not from me.” Maya blinked. “Because I don't even know what it is.”
The edges of Edgeworth’s mouth turned up slightly in amusement. “It's a full-bodied rich flavored red wine. If you were of legal drinking age, I would suggest you try some.” He turned his attention to the waiter. “As for my meal, I would like to order the veal.”
The waiter took down their orders and curtly nodded before walking away, leaving the group again. Within a few more moments, Larry had returned to the table, looking defeated.
“They flat-out rejected me, Nick.” He said gloomily as he sat back down, resting his head in his hands. “They called me over, they chatted me up. And then when I asked them out on a date, they said no...”
“What were you expecting?” Phoenix sighed.
“Well, anything is better than that!” Larry grumbled, taking his seat once more, folding his arms. “Hell, even getting a fake phone number is better than being completely shut down!”
Within the next half hour, waiters had come to the table to serve the group dinner. Maya almost immediately hacked into her T-bone steak with her cutlery, while Phoenix, Edgeworth, and Phoenix ate in silence for most of the meal.
“This steak is really great!” Maya said happily, breaking the silence. “You should have ordered it, Nick. I still don't know why you ordered boring old smelly fish. Yuck.”
“Come to think of it, I don't know why either.” Phoenix replied, poking at his partially eaten white fish fillet with a fork. “The vegetables were good, but this fish tastes kind of funny.”
“All fish tastes funny if you ask me,” Larry suddenly spoke up. “There's no way in hell I'm going to eat something that swims around in it's own crap.”
Phoenix could only stare at him for a few moments before finally replying. “Thanks for that, Larry.”
Meanwhile, Edgeworth just rolled his eyes and continued to eat in silence.
“Hey, after dinner, why don't we all go out somewhere as a group?” Larry suggested. “The night is still pretty young. How about we go to one of those nearby clubs in the city and have some fun? You know, dancing, great music, drink some alcohol and pick up some lovely women?”
“I don't think you realize this, Butz,” Edgeworth spoke, annoyed. “But Maya is under age. She would not be able to attend some of the clubs in this area. And I am more than sure she would not be interested in picking up some ‘lovely women’.”
Phoenix had to snicker at that.
“Besides,” Edgeworth continued. “I do not think she would appreciate some of the things that go on in clubs, anyway.”
“Nonsense!” Maya told him, grinning. “I love karaoke bars. Why don't we go to one of them?”
“I hate karaoke...” Phoenix groaned to himself.
“If you must absolutely take us somewhere after this meal, I do know of one place.” Edgeworth grunted. “It is family oriented entertainment. It is just a social club in which people of all ages go to, and there are many activities there to participate in. It would be suitable for all of us, and appropriate for somebody like Maya.”
“Wait,” Maya blinked. “What do you mean by that?”
“Sure, sure,” Larry waved a hand, shrugging. “We can go there. It's settled.”
“Wait, don't I have a say in any of this...?” Phoenix shook his head and thought to himself.
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Phoenix: I'm with stupid.
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!!