Another Apollo Justice Fanfiction! Hope you like! (Spoiler Free)

Let's Go Shopping!

"Hey, Apollo," Trucy said while poking Apollo's hair antenna, which seemed to annoy him slightly. "I wanna go out shopping today."

"Go ahead,"

"But I got no one to go with!" Trucy exclaimed.

"Um, you know, I can go with you,"

"I know, but you're a boy!"

"....So?" he asked, confused.

"Well, you see, I've noticed that I hang out with boys too much, like with you and Daddy. I wanna hang out with girls!"

"Don't you have "girlfriends" at school?"

"That's gross, Apollo. I said I wanna hang out with girls, not date them!"

"That's not what I-"

"Anyway, what should I do?" she cut him off.

"Well, I don't know, maybe you'll think of something. Try to find a girl-er-friend that's a girl."

Trucy thought for a moment. "Hmm..." She didn't want to waste time trying to find a "girlfriend", Trucy wanted to shop. That's when it hit her. "I got it! I don't need to find a new friend!" she turned her head to Apollo and smiled mischievously. "I got something better." She walked slowly to Apollo, rubbing her hands together, snickering.

"Trucy... What are you thinking...?" Apollo nervously said as he backed away while Trucy approached.

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"I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS!" Apollo yelled from inside the Wright "Anything" Agency. Trucy was tugging on his arm from the outside.

"C'mon! You look great!"

"What I look like, is an IDIOT. I AM NOT COMING OUT LIKE THIS!" He shouted angrily.

"Yes," -she pulled harder- "You," -she pulled even more- "WILL!!!" -with all her strength, she finally pulled Apollo outside. There he was, Apollo Justice out in the open. But his appearance was much different. He was no longer wearing his red suit, but he was wearing a blouse, a mini skirt, a long brown wig, high heels, and to top it all off, oranges inside the shirt. "See! It's not so bad! You look just like a girl!"

"Which is why I didn't want to go outside!" he stated, blushing as men whistled at him.

"Oh come on, you big chicken! You should be proud! You're not actually a girl and yet men are going ga ga over you!"

"Ughn..." he groaned.

"Now let's go Apollo!" she said. "Or should I say... Polly?"

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I decided to make this more than one chapter, so you'll have to wait to find out what happens next!!!

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Ha. Poor Apollo. The sad thing is Trucy would probably do that. XD Pretty well written start, too. ^^

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Here's Chapter 2! This takes place at the mall, just so there's no confusion.

Let's Go Shopping!
Chapter 2

"Ugh! How can you girls stand wearing these shoes! They are so uncomfortable!" "Polly" complained. He kept on tripping, and he was walking awkwardly.

"Don't worry! You'll be fine!" Trucy said. "Just keep the wig on and the oranges and you'll be alright! Oh yeah, and sound like a girl!"

"OK... But just get the clothes you want and let's get outta here!" Apollo whispered. Then he glared at a group of men behind him that seemed to be drooling. He smacked them with the purse Trucy gave him, almost knocking them out. "Boys..." he murmured.

"Polly! Look!" Trucy called out.

"What?"

Trucy held up a pink skirt in front of Apollo's face. "How about this!"

"Sure, I guess it'll look nice on you."

Trucy chuckled. "No silly! It's for you! It's just your size!"

"Wh-what?!" he stammered. "Trucy!! I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!" Apollo screamed at the top of his lungs, putting his Chords of Steel in action. Suddenly, the whole store was silent. Everyone looked at Apollo. Mostly everyones jaws dropped open. Trucy slapped her hands on her face. Apollo was sweating bullets and was blushing hard. "Girl-girl-girl-ly girl?" he tried to correct himself. "Yeah! I'm not a girly girl! That's what I meant! Heheheh!" He said, trying to make his voice higher. After a few more weird looks at Apollo, the store resumed to being loud. "Whew!"

"That was a close one Polly!"

"I know! Alright that's it! Trucy, pay for your stuff and let's go now!"

"But, don't you want the skirt?"

"NOW."

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"Finally, we made it out alive!" Apollo said, relieved.

"I can't believe you almost blew your cover! It would be the talk of the town if everyone found out you're a cross-dresser, Apollo!" Trucy remarked.

"WHAT?! You're the one that forced me to go out like this!"

They were finally at the Agency. Apollo opened the door. "Well at least it's all ov-" he stopped. Phoenix was sitting on the couch, and he had full view on Apollo. His eyes widened and did a double take. "Oh crap... Um... Mr. Wright? This isn't what it looks like..." he managed to say.

"Um, excuse me for a second, alright?" He walked to another room. It was silent. Then, a burst of laughter came from the other room. Phoenix was laughing hysterically.

Trucy giggled a little, but Apollo saw her. He glared at her and said, "I am going to get even with you someday..."

END

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I felt like it was kinda rushed, but this was based on a comic I drew, so that's why! I apologize for making fun of Apollo... again. I hope you liked it!

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THAT WAS ABSOLUTLY HYSTARICAL!!!! XDDDDDDDD *dies*

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Kawaii!

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It's perfect! I love it!

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PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears off of face*
Oh, my Gawd, that was HILARIOUS! You should write more short stories! XD
Whew... I'm going to feel that tomorrow...

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short and sweet like a shortcake ^^

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Nice work! That was quite funny. Poor Apollo. He gets put through so much.

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