Session Start: Thursday, January 24, 2020
Strawberries>Bananas (rwellington@richcollege.edu)
Engardevoir (matt@globalstudios.net)
Splendiferous! (reddwhite@bluecorp.com)

Splendiferous! says:
so matt u ev training your gallade?
Engardevoir says:
yeah gonna be physical sweeper, dude
Strawberries>Bananas says:
i'll train a steelix then xD
Engardevoir says:
you idiot steel is weak against fighting
Strawberries>Bananas says:
oh snaps
Splendiferous! says:
fail
Splendiferous says:
i'm actually lukin 4 shinies
Splendiferous says:
been pokeradaring for a golduck
Splendiferous says
anybody got one?
Strawberries>Bananas says:
4 da fifth time, no
Engardevoir says:
i hve
Splendiferous says:
O RLY
Engardevoir:
YA RLY
Splendiferous says:
gimmegimmegimme
Engardevoir says:
I'll trade for a level 100 bidoof.
Splendiferous says:
hey april's on
Boobylicious at 9 (aprilmay@bluecorp.com) has been added to the conversation.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
o god
Splendiferous! says:
engarde, dun be a n00b
Boobylicious at 9 says:
Hey guys! <3
Engardevoir says:
wtf no girls on internet
Boobylicious at 9 says:
But I am a girl... ;_;
Engardevoir says:
okay in that case
Splendiferous! says:
no don't
Engardevoir says:
TITS OR GTFO
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Strawberries>Bananas says:
wtf matt >>

Engardevoir says:
lol
Splendiferous says:
not cool, man
Strawberries>Bananas says:
dammit, i wuz gunna ask her to cyber
Engardevoir says:
do u know what that even means?
Strawberries>Bananas says:
Of course!
Splendiferous:
oh, dis outta be gud.
Splendiferous:
so wut is it, then?
Strawberries>Bananas says:
. . .
Engardevoir says:
lol, vurgin
Splendiferous! says:
rofl
Strawberries>Bananas says:
stfu, matt D<
Strawberries>Bananas says:
liek you evah get laid in jail
Splendiferous says:
he does
Engardevoir says:
IRL, i hve a grlfriend
Splendiferous:
with Bubba.

You have just sent a nudge!

Engardevoir says:
fuk u, man.
Splendiferous says:
pixs or it nevah happened
Strawberries>Bananas says:
ya d00d
Engardevoir says:

Splendiferous says:
a/s/l?
Strawberries>Bananas says:
of who? the chick or Bubba?
Engardevoir says:
15/f/cali
Engardevoir:
and shut up, bitch.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
dude, is it even legal?
Engardevoir says:
i dunno, rly
Engardevoir says:
brb let me call my manager

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Splendiferous says:
god
Splendiferous says:
he does that like
Spendiferous says:
every five seconds
Strawberries>Bananas says:
i do yer mum every five seconds, and you don't complain. : D
Strawberries>Bananas says:
pwn'd
Splendiferous says:
...Well, I'm sorry to hear that you can only last five seconds with a woman.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
oh look Karma's on
Splendiferous says:
way to change the subject
Manfred von Karma | TASER (manfredfoshizzle@vonkarma.de) has been added to the conversation.
Manfred von Karma | TASER has just sent a Nudge!
Manfred von Karma | TASER has just sent a Nudge!
Manfred von Karma | TASER has just sent a Nudge!
Manfred von Karma | TASER has just sent a Nudge!
Strawberries>Bananas says:
wtf karma
Manfred von Karma | TASER says:
SUP BITCHES
Splendiferous says:
sup
Engardevoir has changed his/her status to Online
Engardevoir says:
stop it
Manfred von Karma | TASER has just sent a Nudge!
Splendiferous says:
fone sex with adrian again?
Engardevoir says:
wtf not that whore
Engardevoir says:
everyone knows she's lesbo for franny anyways
Strawberries>Bananas says:
...engarde
Engardevoir says:
oops
Manfred von Karma | TASER says:
MY DAUGHTER?
Manfred von Karma | TASER says:
I DO NOT APPRECIATE GAYNESS IN MY FAMILY
Manfred von Karma | TASER says:
ONLY PERFECTION
Manfred von Karma | TASER says:
I MUST SPEAK TO HER AT ONCE

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Engardevoir says:
see dudes, made him leave
Engardevoir says:
^.^
Strawberries>Bananas says:
*rubs lotion on your nice, sexy ass*
Splediferous says:
WTF?!
Strawberries>Bananas says:
...shit
Engardevoir says:
ty, but i don't need it
Strawberries>Bananas says:
wrong window
Strawberries>Bananas says:
stfu, matt
Engardevoir says:
Didn't know you were cuming out of da closet, rick.
Splendiferous says:
ROFLLL
Splendiferous says:
HE DOES CYBER!
Strawberries>Bananas says:
wtf, no.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
i do nt!
Engardevoir says:
holy shit, he does.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
not*
Spendiferous says:
ya you do. XD
Strawberries>Bananas says:
svrea yitmjn gnhyd!
Engardevoir says:
Dude.
Engardevoir says:
let go of your flagpole for a second to type.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
screw you gheyes**
Strawberries>Bananas says:
GO TO HELL, MATT!
Engardevoir says:
:3
Splendiferous says:
only if you stop killing kittens.
Strawberries>Bananas says:
GO TO HELL, REDD

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Splendiferous says:
lololol
Splendiferous says:
i wunder who he was cybering with
Engardevoir says:
i hve an idea
Splendiferous says:
me 2
Engardevoior says:
who?
Splendiferous writes:

Engardevoir says:
YES
Engardevoir says:
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Splendiferous says:
I'm bored
Splendiferous says:
Gonna invite Gant
Engardevoir says:
NO

Let's go Swimming! (damongant@xcitypd.gov) has been added to the conversation.

Let's go Swimming! says:
Hello everyone!
Engardevoir says:
dammit!
Let's go Swimming! says:
How's the water today!?
Splendiferous says:
just fine, thanks
Engardevoir says:
no it's not >.>
Engardevoir says:
don't
Engardevoir says:
you
Engardevoir says:
dare
Engardevoir says:
say
Splendiferous says:
penis
Let's Go Swimming! says:
Candlejack?
Engardevoir says:
klrjskrrkjserf
Engardevoir says:
if you even say it I will-
Let's go Swimming! says:
the S word?
Engardevoir says:
yes
Splendiferous says:
You mean
Engardevoir says:
DON'T
Splendiferous says:
socks?
Engardevoir says:
...no
Splendiferous says:
Sausage?
Engardevoir says:
No.
Splendiferous says:
Shit?
Engardevoir says:
NO
Splendiferous says:
splendiferous?
Let's Go Swimming! says:
...He would've done it ages ago if it was that, Blueny.
Splendiferous says:
God, i haven't been getting any excersize lately...
Engardevoir says:
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
Let's Go Swimming! says:
Well, why don't you try s
Engardevoir says:
SHUT THE FDUCK UP
Let's Go Swimming! says:
occer?
Splendiferous says:
nah
Splendiferous says:
i'm more close to the ocean
Engardevoir says:
. . .
Let's Go Swimming! says:
How's about a good swim?
Engardevoir says:
brb, i'm gonna call myself
Engardevoir has changed his/her status to In a Call
Engardevoir has changed his/her status to Online
Engardevoir has changed his/her name to Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life.

Splendiferous says:
oshit, gonna need backup
Let's Go Swimming! says:
You alright there, Gardy?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Good day, Damon.
Let's Go Swimming! says:
'ello, Gardy! Been doing any swimming lately?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
No, because unlike you and Redd, I do not prefer playing around with other sea men.
Let's Go Swimming! says:
Now that was quite uncalled for, Gardy...
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Truth hurts, don't it?
Let's Go Swimming! says:
. . . Are you trying to get into trouble, Gardy?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Depends. Are you the one who's gonna start it?
Let's Go Swimming! says:
We could always let you live with Bubba again, Gardy.
Let's Go Swimming! says:
I'm sure he'd be pleased to meet you.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
lol, internet srs bsnss today, Damon?
Let's Go Swimming! says:
Don't push it.

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All Roses Have Thorns (dahlia@ivyuniversity.edu) has joined the chat.

All Roses Have Thorns says:
You've called?
Let's Go Swimming! says:
'ello there!
Splendiferous says:
dude, gant, run.

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Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
tch. how like him.
Let's Go Swimming! says:
I have to go, ladies and gents! Need to make dinner!
All Roses Have Thorns says:
...Thanks you... Mr. Damon... <3
Let's Go Swimming! says:
Oh! Erm, anytime, miss!
All Roses Have Thorns says:
tee hee... <3

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All Roses Have Thorns says:
So... you must be Matt. Such a lovely name you have.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Indeed it is. And you are Dahlia, correct?
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Dahlia Hawthorn. The honor is all yours.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
So... what are you doing on this lovely night?
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Well, I was just strolling on by, but...
All Roses Have Thorns says:
*sniffle* You seem to have upsetted my friend.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Oh, Damon? Don't worry about him... he just said something that upset me.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
His tastes are a bit plain, but... his pride is above all else.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Unfortunately, for him.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
*laughs* I once knew someone like that. Of course, I took care of him...
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Really? You seem like the guy that's too nice...
All Roses Have Thorns says:
...I'm glad I was wrong. Good boys are annoying, anyway.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Very.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
*smirks* But good boys are obedient, so it's easy to use them to do anything for you.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Much the same with girls of the sort.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Only good for entertainment and breaking your fall, am I right?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Very true. And sex.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Not from what I've seen.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Most good boys don't even know what to do when a woman's naked... in real life, of course.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
They only know how to masturbate in front of a computer screen.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
True.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
But I found Celeste to be... satisfactory.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Though... maybe girls are different.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
So, what do you do with them after...?
All Roses Have Thorns says:
The same old "leave before they wake up"?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Not really.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
I stayed with Celeste for a while, to give the public the whole image that I was a good boyfriend.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
I left her eventually, once I had no more need for her.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
That's it...?
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Quite boring... I actually had a man take the blame for me and kill himself...
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Well, I did cause Celeste to kill herself, indirectly.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Let me guess... but someone found out, later down the road?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Yes.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Who, exactly?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Of course, he knew. But I believe that everyone knows now.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
And that's how you ended in prison?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Partially. It led up to this.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Led up...? *smiles* Did you do something to that man?
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Indeed I did. *laughs*
All Roses Have Thorns says:
...It's always the second kill that everyone find out about.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Very true.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Ah...
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Damn. I have to go. My new sugar daddy needs something.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Very well.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
It was a pleasure talking to you... Mr. Engarde. <3
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Very nice to meet you, Dahlia.
All Roses Have Thorns says:
I'll see you on the other side...
All Roses Have Thorns says:
Goodbye.
Scarface|Life is pain... pain is life. says:
Farewell.

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