:udgy: Today we are gathered here for the trial of... Shoe the cat?
I can't believe i am defending a cat, this is stupid..
what is that Mr. Wright?
Oh, nothing, your honour. The defence is ready.
The prosecution is also ready.
HEY! Im supposed to be the prosecutor today!
Why? so you can drool all over phoenix?
heh, yeah.
Oh dear.
Dr. grey? aren't you dead?
well, yeah. Thats the problem you see.
Terrible isn't it?
LARRY? can someone tell me what's going on?
do you remember Adrian andrews? after she got out of jail she studied as a scientist, and she worked on a machine that could bring people back from the dead.
...awesome.
Unfortunately, not everything was "awesome" as planned, Wright.
it made a glitch in time and space, and has transported the whole gyakuten saiban cast, into this very court room.
And we have to participate in a trial..

:udgy: A trial? for what?
The non-existance of matt engarde.
Oh my.
when we say the whole gyakuten saiban cast, matt engarde did not appear here today.
well, isn't it obvious?
not really.
shut up, rookie.
Adrian Andrews did not want matt engarde to exist!
Ignorance is to be whipped.
HEY! who's the prosecutor here?
me.
you still have much to learn edgeworth, I shall be todays prosecutor.
will you guys stop shouting...
awww, did we hurt gumshoes feelings?
you guys are so funny
can we just get on with the case?
yes, but first a toilet break.
damn right.
Court shall reconvene tommorow at 11:00am

:hobohodo: This presents a problem.
what does?
well, we have no witnesess, 1 suspect, about 8 possible prosecutors and 3 defence attorneys and no defendant, or a case altogether really.
and?
we can't leave this courtroom.
yes I was meaning to mention that..
meaning too?
yes, to us, none of the rest of the world exists apart from this courtroom.
sounds like some sort of videogame.

...
...
...
you mean.. were stuck here?
fraid' so.
well i say we bust down these walls.
no, we would just fall into non-existance.
daddy knows best.
yes. foolish fools.
*meow*
awww, little kitty.
STFU acro.
well said, edgeworth.
=3
ewww.

:udgy: The trial may now begin.
The defence is ready, your honour.
The prosecution is ready.
... who are you?
klavier gavin, part prosecutor, part rock and roll icon.
finally, a prosecutor who hasn't got a crazy sob story of revenge and stuff.
well, actually I..
we don't care.
yeah, get on with it.
now, will the prosecutor call his first witness.
certainly.
why hello there.
will the witness please present a testimony.
In jail, times were tough.
I needed a motivation, something to focus on.
this motivation was science, correct?
yes.
wonderful, amazing science, bro.
so anyway..

you were never interested in science before, miss andrews.
tastes change, Wright.
and so do perfect win records von karma.
owned.
grrr..
*sigh*
so this leads me to the conclusion that miss adrian andrews has nothing to do with this case!
this is quite interesting eh?

:phoenix: so now I think we can safely say that whoever conceived franziska with manfred must have been a utter..
phoenix, this is a unjust matter which has led us way off track.
but it's true!
that maybe so edgeworth but lets get back to the real case shall we?
totally, dude, but first lets rock.

quite.
well, we don't really have a case on our hands do we?
no, we have a disaster.
how will we make our new gyakuten saiban games?
STFU NOOB!

now now boys calm down.
yeah, fools.
heh.
what is it hobo?
you promise to stop calling me a hobo?
*sigh* ok
an aquittal.
what about one?
we need an aquittal so everything will return to normal.
oh, right, k.
YO' JUDGE WE NEED AN AQUITTAL!!
Im not swayed that easily, wright.
....
...
...
....
...
oh, alright!
but who is the aquittal for?
now thats a question for another time, just make with the aquittal.
fair enough. SOMEONE IS NOT GUILTY.
thats what im talkin' bout'.
YAY!
anyone fancy a pint?
YEAH I D...
NOT YOU ACRO!
how about it, wright?
CHEERS!

:hotti: you sure do look old, Mr. wright.
I..I...do?
yes, phoenix. I no longer find you attractive.
I never liked you anyway, smegworth.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!!!
yeah, phoenix fails.
They are right, nick. it's time you tought someone else the the tricks of the trade and retire.
yeah, give up phoenix.

phoenix....
phoenix......
PHOENIX!!!

......

PHOENIX PRESENT THIS BLOODY PIECE OF EVIDENCE NOW!!
wha... (oh dear. I think i fell asleep in court. how embarassing.)
phoenix, tihs evidence you were talking about?
oh, umm yes sir.
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SIR, THIS IS COURT DAMN YOU!!
yes, sir.
The evidence wright?
(uh-oh i have forgottten everything.)
....
you obviously don't know what im talking about, so im afraid I'll have to penalize you.
court shall reconvene tommorow at 11:00 am.

:udgy: court is now in session, fools.
dang.
the prosecution is ready to kick some ass, your honour.
it better be.
*gulp* (oh noes)
may the prosecution call his first witness.
most ineptly.
hey guys.
GUMSHOE?
sorry, nick. he made me.
lousy godot.
WHAAAAATT??
you fail compared to edgeworth.
thanks phoenix.
well atleast im not some sort of psychopath with white hair, who fell into acoma and somehow became visuallly impaired and wears a retar...
...
...
oh, ok then.
yay, I get to be prosecutor!!
can we please get back to the case?
i don't even know what this case is about.
Mr. payne, the prosecutor, was murdered.
that dork?... oh i mean, urrrm..
who is the main suspect?
beats me, so were getting the police to do intesive investigations. and such we still have found no clues according to professor gumshoe.
PROFESSOR? how much have i missed?
I got promoted, pal.
ummm, ok then..
(im getting to old for this)

*GASP*
....
.....
.....

PAYNE?
but..but..guh..wha..who...what..where...how??
it was not payne who was, killed. it was my brother.
so, your payne?
yes...
you hesitated there.
and?
just stating facts ol' chap.
in fact, i think i now understand this whole case.
do you now?
wellington? where'd you come from?
beats me.
if you truly understand, this case, Wright, who is the prime suspect?
I'll tell you who....
.....
....
it was franziska!
....

:franny: Thats quite a challenging assumption, payne, you're a real payne in the ass!
go on then, whip me!
no, i'm not going to react to that.
for once I actaully find myself defending a von karma.
Who actaully killed my brother then?
you did.
....
I did a secret Investigation yesterday into the Payne family history.
....
you're the younger brother.

your older brother always got more attention than you did, what with him being so much smarter, and had much more hope in this world than you ever did, you decided to kill him, frame franziska, pretend to be your older brother and then take franziska's place as a prosecutor.

....how can you tell?
you have hair.
...
wow, phoenix.
WOOOT I AM YOUR SUPERSWEET LAWYER FOOLS!!
YAY, phoenix pwns again!
I sure do.
i guess that means franziska von karma is not guilty.
unfortunately so.
foolish fools making predictably foolish predicaments foolishly while they foolishy are foolishy unaware of how foolishy foolish the foolish foolishness of the fools who are foolish fools who make predictably foolish predicaments foolishly actually are foolishy foolish indeed, yet they do not foolishy realise that they are foolish fools.
ummm...yeah
sup' phoenix.
go away wellington.
yeah smellington.
nice one edgeworth.
can't you think of better insults than that.
not really.
other than the fact that you share a name with a type of disgustingly unfashionable boot that people wear in order to trudge throught piles of semi-liquid diahorrea to milk cows and then trip over and then get annoyed at the said pair of boots for being unsafe and then they sue the company and they go bankrupt and fail at life becoming a hobo-chav hybrid who beats up old ladys to steal money from just to buy cheap tesco lager and extra strong fags to get them through the fact that they suck ass at this whole "life" thing. thats what you are wellington, a unfashionable boot, a boot which destroys lives.
yeah, dawg.
...

issue 1#: German attorney



issue 2#: klavier's bad-ass band:
Coming soon.

issue 3#: Gumshoe's gourmet
Coming soon.

issue 4#: Shoe the cats revenge.
Coming soon.

issue 5#: Kick-ass court strikes back, part 1
Coming soon

issue 6#: Kick-ass court strikes back, part 2
Coming soon.

hey guys and welcome to turnabout funtime!
....
I'm supposed to say that, emoworth.
I'M NOT AN EMO!
...
anyway, Lets have some fun!
yeah, dawg.
you lot are old and don't know how to have fun.
you teenagers these days with your Ipods and youtubes and "rap" music.
you see...?
...with the hippin' and a hoppin and a bippin' and a boppin' and...
please shutup.
pearly like juice.
you too..
I like juice.
so does your mum.
well yes i suppose she does...
that was supposed to be an insult.
Well then im afraid i'll have to penalize you.
WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A FRICKIN TRIAL
ignorance is to be whipped.
WHAT THE HE-
*meow*
awww.
awwwww.
now let's have some fun.
k'
how about we play eye spy?
I spy with my little objection pointing finger something beginning with...
...S...
...
....
......
.....
.....Smellington?
yes edgeworth! how did you guess?
I could smell him from a mile away!
...
so who likes waffles?
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
do we like pancakes?
YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!
do we like french toast?
no...
yeah i hate it too.
but it was buh- it jus- i was..song .. y'know.
i dont care, you game only had four cases.
your mother only had four cases of money, it wasn't even enough.
those jokes are old and overused.
just like your mum then.
court is now adjourned.
*sigh* Were not on trial, judge.
oh well. i guess this concludes the turnabout funtime bonus comic.