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I posted an answer to Phoenix Wright Random Trivia, and I thought: Why not? I decided to make this comic. So, you can PM me if you have any ideas for jokes some characters will tell. Don't be afraid to tell me what you think positive or negative.

Spoiler: Introductions
:udgy: Welcome to Last Comic Standing. As you know, we go all around the world to find the best of the best, but only one will be the last comic standing! Now to meet your talent scouts. There are three of them this time around. Please welcome Adrian Andrews!
:adrian: Hello.
:udgy: Franziska Von Karma!
:franny: Anyone who tells bad jokes will taste my whip.
:udgy: And Miles Edgeworth!
:edgeworth: I can't believe I had to come here for this.
:moe: I just flew in from Montana, and boy are my arms tired.
:moe-laugh: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
:franny: ...
:edgeworth: ...
:adrian: ...
:moe: Okay, okay, what about this one? Two men walk into a bar. One of them says, "Ouch!"
:moe-laugh: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
:edgeworth: ...
:franny: ...
:adrian: ...
:edgeworth: Well, what do you think of him, Franziska?
:ka-whip: I think he's the worst comic I've ever heard!
:moe: Ow! Ow! OWW!
:adrian: Next.

Spoiler: The Auditions part 1
:edgeworth: That was the worst comic I ever heard. Hopefully, the next one will be better.
:jake: Howdy, pardners.
:edgeworth: (Damn.)
:jake: As you may have noticed, I'm a cowboy. Anyone else here a cowboy?
:edgeworth: ...
:franny: ...
:adrian: ...
:jake: Well, crazy things happen as a cowboy. I have a cactus named Billy. I thought he was doing drugs, so I confronted him about it. He didn't respond, so I gave him a good ol' Texas slappin'. That wasn't the best idea ever. My hand still hurts.
:edgeworth: Well, he's better than that cooky clown.
:franny: Anything is better than him.
:adrian: Congratulations. You are moving on.
:jake: Woo-hoo! Thanks, bambina. *Jake leaves*
:adrian: Next.
:punch-ben:
:edgeworth: Umm...Shouldn't you be telling jokes?
:ben: Well...I...uh...
:punch-ben: Now listen here, you idiots! This guy is a no-talent loser. It's me you want to hear! This guy is just a pervert!
:ben: Now, Trilo, that's not very nice.
:punch-ben: YOU are not nice. You don't even pay me. I have to put up with this guy's hand up my ass for several hours, I don't get paid, and the ladies don't want me.
:edgeworth: Stop. I've heard enough.
:franny: I say, let him move on. He sort of has an idea.
:edgeworth: I guess...
:adrian: Congratulations! You move on.
:punch-ben: Now I can pay to move on to singing.
:adrian: Next.
:karma: Okay, so I have a daughter. Anyone else here a parent?
:franny: Dad, I'd hate to tell you, but...
:ka-whip: You're dead!
:headbang: NOOOOOOOO!
:adrian: ...Next.
:payne-stroke: I am Winston Payne. You see, I'm a prosecutor, and I see some lunatics, like this one girl who...
:edgeworth: Stop right there!
:payne-stroke: Why?
:edgeworth: Because I already know what you're going to say, and I don't like it. Franziska?
:franny: I wouldn't quit your day job.
:paynehair: NOOOO!!! MY HAAAIIIIR! IT'S FAAALLLIIIING OOFFFF AGAAAAIIIIN!!!!!
:adrian: Next.

Spoiler: The Auditions part 2
:ema: I am Ema Skye. See, I want to be a scientific investigator. One time, Mom told me to clean my room. I didn't. When she asked me why, I said it was because she didn't ask scientifically.
:edgeworth: Why are you here again?
:scientific: To see what it takes to be a comedian.
:franny: A noble cause.
:notes: Note to self: Talent scouts think being funny is a good cause.
:adrian: I think she's alright.
:edgeworth: Well, she isn't...bad.
:franny: That's the best we'll get.
:notes: Note to self: Mediocre is "good enough."
:adrian: Looks like you're moving on.
:ema: Thank you.
:shoe: Meow.
:edgeworth: What is this sabotage?! No animals allowed!
:shoe: Meow.
:edgeworth: Shoe, kitty.
:shoe: Meow.
:ka-whip: GET OUT OF HERE!
:shoe: Meow. Hiss!
:adrian: Next.
:chef: Oui, oui, Monsieur. As you might have noticed, I'm French. We are smart, crafty, and clever. That's why most of us are bums.
:edgeworth: Leave. The French. ALONE!
:franny: Stupid Americans. But he's right.
:ka-whip: You aren't funny.
:flowsers: You look tense. I think purple lavender would be good for you.
:ka-whip: NO! Get out of here!
:chef: How could you say that? It's too much for a woman like me to bear. NON!
:adrian: Next.

Spoiler: The Auditions part 3
:sawit: I am Mr. Sahwit. They call me that because I saw it all.
:franny: But aren't you supposed to be serving your sentence?
:sawit-2: ...
:toupee: TAKE THAT!
:edgeworth: Poor Wright. He's next.
:sawit-bald: Now listen here, Mr. Edgeworth. Either I move on or...
:wacky-edgy: OR what?
:ka-whip: GET OFF THE STAGE!
:sawit-bald: OW!
:adrian: Next.
:phoenix: I am the man with a million names. There's Phoenix, Nick, Wright, Trite, Mr. Lawyer, Mr. Wrong, Shit head, Dumbass,...
:wacky-edgy: WOAH! Nobody calls you those last two.
:phoenix: That's the joke.
:franny: It's actually kind of funny.
:edgeworth: Stick to clean comedy, okay?
:phoenix: You got it, Edgeworth.
:adrian: Next.
:maya: I am Maya Fey. I am a spirit medium. You know, one time I was channeling a spirit. When I came back to myself, I was drunk and on the ground, hurting. Appearantly, I was dancing on tables and...
:edgeworth: That's enough.
:franny: She has potential. I'll give her that.
:adrian: Congratulations, you are our final contestant to go on stage.
:igarashi: WAIT! I want to audition, too.
:oldbag: So do I, WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
:edgeworth: Maybe we didn't let you audition because we can't stand you!
:seeds: You can't talk to me like that. Take that!
:ka-whip: YOU take this!
:igarashi: OW!
:udgy: ORDER!!!!
:edgeworth: ...
:franny: ...
:igarashi: ...
:adrian: ...
:oldbag: ... Let's go.
:udgy: At the end of the auditions, the people moving on were a disappointing 5 people...
:edgeworth: Great. Our ratings will slip because of this.
:franny: Don't worry. I put in a special twist for tomorrow.
:adrian: You're making me nervous.

Spoiler: Hitting the Stage part 1
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Comic Standing! As you viewers know, we have had some major losers.
:edgeworth: No.
:adrian: No.
:ka-whip: NO!
:udgy: And some winners.
:adrian: Congratulations, you are moving on!
:jake: YEEHAW!
:ema: Alright!
:punch-ben: Big deal.
:ben: Now, Trilo, that's not nice.
:maya-shock: Whaaaaaaat?! Sweet!
:phoenix: Um...joy?
:udgy: And now, after a rough round of auditions, these comedians are ready to hit the stage. Who will be the last comic standing? Find out after a word from our sponsors!
:polly: *squack* Polly.
:udgy: And we're back. There'll be a real treat for you tonight. Unfortunately, you'll have to wait until next time on Last Comic Standing.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Hitting the Stage part 2
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Comic Standing. As you know, we've had a few great auditions and a lot of bad ones. There's going to be a big surprise here tonight. First, we have to hear our comedians who have made it past auditions. The first one is Phoenix Wright.
:phoenix: Hi. You know, I'm an attorney, and you get hurt a lot in the business. Rather than tell you all about it, I'll show you.
:toupee: :ack: :ka-whip: :moe-laugh: :raygun: :nixiesob: :jazzsneeze: :seeds: :coffee: :taser:
:phoenix: Aww, memories...
:udgy: Thank you, Phoenix. Now for some Ben and Trilo.
:punch-ben: You guys are idiots, you know that? I mean, who would want to participate in something as stupid as this?
:ben: Now, Trilo, behave yourself.
:punch-ben: What? I just don't see the logic. The pay isn't worth having some perverted man's hand up your butt.
:ben: Trilo...
:punch-ben: Shut up, Ben! I'm talking! ...Okay, I finished.
:udgy: Thanks...I guess...Now, for the next comic! Give it up for Jake Marshall.
:jake: Howdy. I'm a cowboy, wouldn't you know it? I lead a pretty boring life. Between being a cowboy, a detective, horse-back riding, cow tipping, usurpin', running around like a headless chicken, and sleeping there's nothing to do. It's an outrage.
:udgy: Okay, now for Ema Skye.
:ema: I am a high school student. Anybody else in the audience in high school? Well, I tried following my sister around and taking notes. Learning from the pros, you know? That's probably why I was a murder suspect.
:udgy: Wow. That was negative. And finally, Maya Fey.
:maya: Hey. I'm a spirit medium. I have learned that channeling spirits is a lot like being on drugs. First, everything becomes fuzzy to the point where you can't see a thing. Then, you can't even remember what happened while you were doing it.
:udgy: There you have it. The last comic of the night. Now, for the big surprise. You will be in awe...Next time on Last Comic Standing.

Spoiler: Hitting the Stage part 3
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Comic Standing. As you know, we listened to our performers.
:phoenix: Aww, memories.
:punch-ben: Okay, I finished.
:jake: It's an outrage.
:ema: That's probably why I'm a murder suspect.
:maya: Channeling spirits is a lot like being on drugs.
:udgy: Now we have a huge surprise. It'll make history. For the first time ever on Last Comic Standing...We are hosting an OPEN MIC!
:wacky-edgy: What?!
:edgeworth: This was your big idea?!
:franny: Yes.
:edgeworth: ...Well I like it.
:udgy: That's right. Anyone can go on stage and perform. Who knows? If you are good enough, you might be in the running to be the last comic standing! Anyone can go on stage starting now.
:hotti: Hm, yes. Ho ho ho. Yes. I am Doctor Hotti. Hm, yes. I went on a blind date hm, yes, with a patient. Oh, she was beautiful hm, yes. Especially with all the flying monkeys coming out her butt. Ho ho ho.
:edgeworth: (YAY! A lunatic.)
:pearl: Mr. Nick? Mystic Maya? Umm...I'm kind of lost. And this isn't like that time when I got lost in my own room.
:franny: She's sensational! Listen to that audience laugh.
:edgeworth: But she's to young to be a contestant.
:adrian: I guess we'll just have to wait. Be patient.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Hitting the Stage part 4
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Com-
:franny: You say that too much.
:udgy: What?
:franny: Last comic standing. You say that phrase too much.
:udgy: But it's the title of the show, and...
:whip:
:udgy: Okay. I'll stop saying it. Welcome back to...um...this show. We are now hosting an open mic.
:polly: *squack* Polly. ... ... ... ... ...*squack* Polly.
:edgeworth: This is rediculous.
:adrian: Have I forgotten-?
:polly: *squack* Don't forget about DL-6. *squack*
:franny: This gives a new meaning to the phrase open mic.
:edgeworth: What's next? A dog trying to do a routine?
:polly: *squack* Screw you. *flies away*
:missle: Arf. Arf. ARF!
:franny: Well, speak of the devil.
:edgeworth: It was only a JOKE!
:missle: *wimper* *walks off stage*
:edgeworth: This is getting to be a-
:uramidn: Why hello there.
:edgeworth: (Shit!)
:uramidn: I hope you all enjoy your drinks. I made them myself. Don't worry if it tastes weird. I just sprinkled on some...hee, hee, hee...
:edgeworth: That does it! This is just getting to be terrible. I say we stop hosting the open mic.
:adrian: But we need more contestants or we won't be able to drag this show out for three hours.
:franny: Besides, we can't eliminate anyone until we have more of them. This is how many there will be for the final round, and we haven't even got through the first.
:edgeworth: Maybe we should get to know the contestants a bit more...
:adrian: That's a good idea.
:franny: You know what that means. ROAD TRIP!
:wacky-edgy: WHAT?!
:adrian: That's a great idea. A road trip.
:edgeworth: But I think-
:franny: Thank you for finally contributing something good to the show, Miles Edgeworth.
:udgy: I guess we'll hit the road next time on...
:whip:
:udgy: The...um...game show that has everyone laughing. Ha, ha, ha! Yeah...

Spoiler: Hitting the Road part 1
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Comic Standing. I am whispering because this way Franziska can't hear me. So, we are going on a road trip, but we told our contestants not to pack anything. What they don't know is where we're going. To be honest, I don't either.
:ka-whip:
:udgy: OW!
:whip: Quit wasting time and get on the bus.
:udgy: Y-yes, ma'am
:bellboy: Hello, everyone. I am your bus driver.
:maya: Hi.
:franny: I'll bet you're all wondering where we're going. We are all going AROUND THE WORLD!!
:maya-shock: Whaaaaaat?!
:ack: :objection:
:object: We can't go all the way around the world in a year. This is Last Comic Standing.
:franny: Oh, yes we can and we'll start...at Hooters.
:wacky-edgy: What?!
:edgeworth: Why would we go there?
:franny: The friendly atmosphere.
:edgeworth: Right. Um...Franziska, are you sure you're not...well...um...This is awkward.
:punch-ben: GAY?! Or in your case, A LESBIAN?!
:ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip:
:ben: PAIN!
:whip: Step on it, bus driver.
:bellboy: You got it.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Hitting the Road part 2
:udgy: Welcome back. We had our comedians perform at Hooters. Now, I will show the clips. ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
:maya: Nick, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time.
:nick-sweat: What is it Maya?
:maya: It's nothing. Kind of stupid really. I just want to say...I love you. :kissy:
:maya-shock: Whaaaat?!
:ack: That didn't happen! Where did you get that idea?!
:udgy: Oh, it was nothing. I was just...making a movie, and...
:maya-shock: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
:ack: WHY?!
:udgy: Well, it was to be a big hit among your fans. They really love this sort of thing.
:edgeworth: What about the clips of their acts?
:udgy: Hmm, that's odd. I don't have them.
:edgeworth: Don't tell me you forgot to tape them.
:udgy: Hmm...You know, that's probably what happened.
:wacky-edgy: WHAT?!
:edgeworth: Judge! This is Last Comic Standing! The performances are really important.
:udgy: S-sorry.
:whip: Not as sorry as you're going to be.
:udgy: Aaahh!!
BOOM!!

:garyuu: There was just a major traffic accident which involved a bus and a crappy car. More on this at ten.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Aftermath
:sadshoe: Hey, pal! What's the big idea?!
:ack: D-Detective Gumshoe! That was you?!
:sadshoe: Yeah, pal. How could you?!
:ka-whip:
:sadshoe: OW!
:edgeworth: YOU were the one stopped on the interstate.
:sadshoe: Yeah, I know that, but still...You should've gone around me like all those other cars did.
:edgeworth: Hold on, you mean to tell us you were stopped on the interstate for a long time before we crashed into you.
:eh?: Where did you get that idea?
:edgeworth: You just said that!
:sadshoe: Oh...That's right...
:franny: So quit being such a-
:adrian: Well, the bus is busted. We can't travel in it anymore. The cops have told us we are all free to go except Gumshoe and the driver...
:maya-shock: Wait! Does this mean...WE'LL HAVE TO WALK EVERYWHERE?!
:franny: Looks like it. Until we get a car.
:punch-ben: Things can't get any worse.
:jake: Hey, at least we're not stranded in the desert.
:notes: Note to self: Everything is worse in the desert.
:phoenix: Why can't we take a cab?
:edgeworth: We didn't bring anything with us either. We payed the bus boy in advance, and he kind of needs it to pay his medical bills.
:phoenix: Speaking of the bus boy, he seemed eerily familiar.
:edgeworth: Well, do you remember that bellboy?
:phoenix: Sort of.
:edgeworth: The bus boy is his brother.
:ack: Whaat?!
:adrian: We'd better get going.
:sadshoe: WAIT! I'll come with you!
:wacky-edgy: No, please! Have mercy!
:phoenix: What's wrong Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: I've listened to his comedy act, and...well...He sucks worse than Moe the clown!
:maya-shock: Whaaaaaaat?!
:ack: No way!
:phoenix: I'm sure you're mistaken. That's impossible.
Later...
:gumshoe: Knock. Knock.
:nick: I'd hate to admit it, but he's terrible.
:udgy: Now we have to go around the world on foot!
:franny: Did you just catch up with us?
:udgy: Yes. Anyway, who will be the last comic standing?
:ka-whip:
:udgy: OW!
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Around the World part 1
:edgeworth: What is taking so long?
:franny: What do you mean?
:edgeworth: We're not even across Nebraska yet and everyone's huffing and puffing.
:phoenix: *huff* *puff* Slow down. Hey, Franziska, do you have one of those radios.
:franny: As a matter of fact, I do.
:maya: *huff* Nick, what's a radio?
:edgeworth: Where did you get a radio?
:franny: I took it from the crash.
:wacky-edgy: WHAT?!
:franny: Don't worry. It's not like anyone will notice. *static*
:garyuu: We have an update on the crash. We haven't found any bodies except for that of the bus boy, who was rushed to the emergency room. So, it is safe to assume the others are alive. If you see them, please kill them.
:grossburg: A-HEM!
:garyuu: I mean, don't kill them. Where's my radio?
:grossburg: You heard the lad. If you find the survivors of the crash, bring them to us so we can have an exclusive interview.
:garyuu: And if you see my radio, please return it to me.
:grossburg: Keep tuning in. We will be on at 7,9,10,6,5,8,2,1, and 3 in the afternoon and night. Even in the morning! Updates are only announced at 10am and 10pm.
*static*
:adrian: ...Let's keep going.
:edgeworth: I think it's best we leave the radio behind.
:udgy: WAIT!!
:edgeworth: What now?
:udgy: The camcorder was still in the bus!
:eh?: So?
:udgy: So how are we being taped?
:edgeworth: ...
:adrian: ...
:whip: ...
:ben: ...
:punch-ben: ...
:maya: ...
:phoenix: ...
:eh?: ...
:jake: ...
:scientific: Well, if you think about it scientifically, ...Someone is following us with a video camera.
:wacky-edgy: :ack: :maya-shock: :ka-whip: :punch-ben: :ben: :texasman: :eh?: :adrian: :udgy: WHAT?! AAAHHHHH! *all of them run away, including Ema*
To Be Continued....

Spoiler: Around the World part 2
:udgy: Welcome back. As you can see, we made it to New York City. I am standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.
:edgeworth: Stop wasting our time in front of that card board cut out and help us out.
:udgy: Why?
:adrian: In order to get lodgings for tonight, we need our stand-up comics to perform.
:udgy: Okay.
:franny: They also want us talent scouts to do our own acts.
:udgy: So? What does that have to do with me?
:franny: They are supplying us with a camcorder so you can film this.
:udgy: Okay.
:edgeworth: Don't let us down.
:udgy: O-Kay!
:franny: If you screw this up, I will whip you twenty times, right on that bald head of yours.
:udgy: OKAY! You can trust me.

Later...
:phoenix: Did you hear that audience laugh?
:maya: I've never felt better about my comedy in my whole life.
:franny: Even Edgeworth was funny.
:edgeworth: What do you mean by even?
:adrian: Maybe we should watch the tape.
:franny: Good idea.
:udgy: Alright. ....................................
:maya: I'm sorry, Edgeworth. I can't be with you anymore.
:edgeworth: What do you mean?
:maya: I love Nick too much.
:edgeworth: No, seriously, what do you mean?
:hotti: It's alright. Hm, yes, she has the illusion she is in a relationship with you.
:edgeworth: How do I cure her?
:hotti: To be honest...I have no idea. Ho ho ho. *click*
:wacky-edgy: What the HELL was that?!
:udgy: Just another movie I've been making.
:adrian: What about the tape of our performances tonight?
:udgy: Well...um...
:ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip:
:edgeworth: Do you need me to rub your nose in that?
:udgy: No, I'm fine. I won't screw up again.
:jake: I'm surprised a lazy city-slicker like you isn't fainted from that.
:udgy: After a while, you get used to it.
:adrian: I suggest we get lots of rest.
:phoenix: Why?
:franny: Because tomorrow, we will be heckling eachother.
:edgeworth: That's right. *sigh* I'll read off the list.
Phoenix and Maya, Ema and Jake, Ben and Detective Gumshoe.
:punch-ben: What about me?
:edgeworth: You're an extension of Ben, therefore you don't count. Good night.
:adrian: But it's not even...
:edgeworth: I said goodnight.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Heckling part 1
:udgy: We have done the heckling portion of this show.
:edgeworth: Show them the tape.
:udgy: You got it. .............................................
:edgeworth: There is only one explanation as to why Maya is acting so strangely. She must be from a parallel universe where she and I had a relationship and she fell in love with Wright there. That must be it.
:hotti: Or maybe she bumped her head, fell in love with Mr. Wright, hm, yes, and then saw you here looking concerned and assumed you were in a relationship with her. It happens all the time ho ho ho.
:edgeworth: Do you think I haven't thought of that?! If it was only what you mentioned, we would be home eating cookies, but there's no way it could be that simple! We still have a few hours left of a movie! The real Maya must be held captive somewhere, and I'll find her. *click*
:edgeworth: Don't tell me you forgot again.
:udgy: Don't worry. I didn't.
:ka-whip: Then show us the tape!
:udgy: Ow! Alright! Geez. I was just having fun. .........................
:phoenix: So, I've had some terrible experiences as a lawyer.
:maya: I'm not surprised with that rediculous hair of yours!
:nick: YOU should talk. Look at that outfit!
:maya-shock: How could you say something like that? WAAAHH!
:ack: I'm sorry, Maya.
:maya: Maybe you are so mean because everybody hates you!
:nick: Ouch. That really hurt. I'll bet even a seven-year-old could come up with better insults than that.
:maya: Dumbass!
:nick: Whore!
:udgy: The next pair is Ema and Jake.
:ema: I'm a high school student.
:jake: And you're not pregnant?
:ema: Just because your mommy made that mistake doesn't mean I have to take after her.
:texasman: That wasn't her biggest mistake...
:ema: You're right. Her biggest mistake was not getting an abortion!
:texasman: Bambina, I...
:ema: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
:scientific: Neither! It was Jake Marshall's mom!
:udgy: And, last but not least, Ben and Detective Gumshoe!
:gymshoe: Knock. Knock.
:punch-ben: Who cares?
:sadshoe: You're mean, pal.
:punch-ben: I'll give you a candy bar if you go away, you fatty.
:gumshoe: At least I can function without a guy's hand up my ass.
:punch-ben: I'll bet you had other manly parts up your ass.
:gumshoe: You're just jealous.
:udgy: And they will trade off in the next tape. *click*
:edgeworth: Well, show us the next one.
:udgy: Oh, I will. Next time on Last Comic Standing! ... ... ...Hey, where's Franziska Von Karma?
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Heckling part 2
:udgy: Now, we will switch off hecklers and comedians. First is, again, Phoenix and Maya.
:maya: One thing I learned is being a spirit medium is a lot like being on drugs.
:phoenix: :holdit:
:phoenix: Why does it not surprise me that you've done drugs.
:maya: Ooga Booga Ooga Booga!
:nick: ...
:maya: That's why. What with all the flying monkeys coming out my ears...I'll have what he's having!
:nick-sweat: I don't take any drugs.
:maya: Ooh. Look at me! I'm Phoenix Wright! I'm a goody two-shoes lawyer who has to be right about everything!
:phoenix: Look at me, I'm Maya Fey! I am dosed up to the eyeballs with beaver tranquilizers!
:maya: Shithead!
:phoenix: Slut!
:udgy: Now for Ema and Jake!
:jake: Hey, I'm a cowboy!
:ema: Yeah, In your dreams!
:texasman: What's that supposed to mean?
:scientific: Seriously, the chances of you being a real cowboy are a million to one. The chances of you pretending to be a cowboy are ten to one!
:texasman: The chances of you being a stripper are ten to one!
:notes: Actually, it would be about...
:jake: Keep her away from the poles!
:scientific: He's just jealous because I still have all my brain cells!
:texasman: Or maybe you're jealous of me for being a guy!
:udgy: And finally Ben and Detective Gumshoe.
:punch-ben: You guys are all idiots!
:gumshoe: ...
:punch-ben: You all dream of a life like mine, but you don't want it!
:gumshoe: Or maybe you just don't realize how good you got it.
:punch-ben: Please! This guy has his hand up my butt and...
:sadshoe: You know you like that.
:punch-ben: You would!
:sadshoe: That hurt, but is that the best you got, gramps?
:punch-ben: Don't make me come over there!
:gumshoe: And do what? Pretend you can chew your food?
:punch-ben: I'm surprised that chair holds all your weight you fat piece of shit!
:gumshoe: Looks like someone needs to be thrown in the fire.
:punch-ben: And someone else needs liposuction!
:udgy: And there you have it.
:franny: You all sucked compared to the first time!
:edgeworth: Yeah, you all are terrible.
:franny: Hopefully, you'll all improve for the roast tomorrow.
:gymshoe: Who'll we roast?
:franny: Well, since you asked...
:sadshoe: Oh, no, pal!
:franny: Everyone will roast scruffy over here!
:edgeworth: Don't be shy about your insults.
:adrian: And have fun!
:udgy: Yeah, for next time on Last Comic Standing.
:ka-whip:
:udgy: Ow! Where were you yesterday?
:ka-whip:
:udgy: OW!
:franny: Swimming.
:udgy: Anyway, stay tuned for the next...thrilling episode!

Spoiler: The Roast
:udgy: We are now about to roast Detective Gumshoe. We'll start with Phoenix and go around clockwise.
:phoenix: Sounds good to me.
:udgy: Alright, then GO!
:phoenix: Man, if everyone on the force was like Gumshoe, no cases would be solved and all the evidence would be lost!
:maya: And Detective Gumshoe is so dumb, he tried to sick a picture to the fridge without a magnet!
:phoenix: Actually, that was...
:udgy: Don't interrupt!
:jake: If Gumshoe was a cowboy, we'd all die!
:punch-ben: They didn't allow Gumshoe to go into space because it wouldn't even launch with him on it!
:ema: Detective Gumshoe would thrive in Ausralia, but here, he's just the lowest level of the food chain!
:udgy: And now Detective Gumshoe will strike back
:gymshoe: You all put in a good effort! Too bad I'm hearing insults from a grown man who has to wear a Halloween costume every day, an object that can break any minute, someone who is confusing herself with me, another girl who is so smart, she'll become a stripper, and a spiky haired lawyer who has no friends!
:udgy: Wow! I didn't know he had it in him!
:franny: That wasn't the same scruffy detective I know.
:edgeworth: What are we doing for the next episode?
:adrian: Well, with the money we got for performing here, I got us all a bus.
:franny: We will be driven to the docks, where we will take a ferry.
:adrian: And, at Franziska's request, we will do our final episode in Germany.
:edgeworth: Where in Germany?
:adrian: I have no clue.
:franny: That's why you have me. It's a surprise.
:udgy: Does anyone here speak German?
:ka-whip:
:udgy: OW!
:whip: I grew up in Germany!
:edgeworth: Why don't I have a say in this?
:adrian: ...
:franny: ...
:udgy: Anyway, stay tuned for our trip to somewhere in Germany.

Spoiler: The Bus Ride part 1
:phoenix: I wonder who the new driver is.
:will: Hello, Mr. Wright.
:phoenix: Hey, Will. What are you doing here?
:will: I'm the bus driver.
:ack: WHAT?!
:maya-shock: What happened?!
:will: I was doing my show and my mask fell off. So, I got fired.
:maya-shock: Whaaaat?!
:will: We all knew it was going to happen eventually.
:edgeworth: So quit yapping and get on the bus.
:will: Right away, sir.
:phoenix: At least we're riding a luxury bus.
:franny: That's how good everyone thought we were.
:edgeworth: Now, let's watch the news. *click*
:garyuu: We have a recent update on the crash. Appearantly, the crappy car belonged to all around worst detective Dick Gumshoe. We had an exclusive interview with a friend of his. What do you think of Detective Gumshoe?
:maggy: He is a great man, sir. He helped me get back on the force.
:garyuu: Well, there you have it. Absolutely nobody cares about Detective Gumshoe's disappearance.
:grossburg: AAAAAAAA-HEM!
:garyuu: Oh, thank you. We have another update. My radio was found on the side of the road a few feet from the crash!
:grossburg: And?
:garyuu: Oh, and the people on the bus were the people from Last Comic Standing according to the bus boy. So, track them down and bring them here to be my dinner.
:grossburg: ...
:garyuu: I mean, to have an exclusive interview. *click*
:edgeworth: What is that guy? A cannibal?
:franny: Or an alien.
:punch-ben: This guy had better not report us!
:will: Don't worry. I swore myself to silence.
:phoenix: So, what'll we do to kill time?
:udgy: We could sing songs.
:wacky-edgy: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Bus Ride part 2
:gymshoe: The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round.
:maya: 'Round and 'round.
:phoenix: 'Round and 'round.
:maya: :phoenix: :udgy: :will: :gymshoe: The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round all through the-
:wacky-edgy: STOP SINGING!
:franny: I agree with Miles Edgeworth. You guys all suck.
:maya: Hey, we're almost into Iowa.
:phoenix: T-
:edgeworth: Don't do it, Wright.
:phoenix: But...*singing*They can be cold as their falling thermometers in December if you ask about their weather in July.
:udgy: And they're so by God stubborn
:ema: They can stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye.
:edgeworth: *smacks forehead and sighs.*
:will:*singing* But they'll give you their shirt
:maya: And a back to go with it
:jake: If you're crops should happen to die!
:punch-ben: But what the heck? We're welcome. Glad to have us with them.
:franny: Even though they may not ever mention it again.
:wacky-edgy: Not you, too!
:adrian: We really ought to give Iowa. Hawkeye Iowa!
:franny: Debuk, Demoin, Davenport, Keokuk, Aimes, Clearlake!
:nick: And You ruined it.
:franny: What? What did I do?
:edgeworth: First, you mispelled Demoines!
:phoenix: Secondly, you forgot a couple cities.
:adrian: Oh, well...
:maya: *singing* A TRY!
:edgeworth: So, what does everyone want to eat?
:jake: Steak!
:maya: A big, fat, juicy burger!
:jake: Please! Steak beats a hamburger any day.
:edgeworth: We're trying to keep it on the cheap side.
:maya: HAMBURGER!
:phoenix: Nobody could argue with that!
:punch-ben: I'm sick of hamburgers. How about pizza? For thirty bucks, you can feed all of us.
:maya: That is the nicest thing Trilo said ever since we started the trip.
:phoenix: Pizza's fine with me.
:jake: ...I guess I can go for it.
:ema: YAY! Pizza! I mean, ...pizza has a part of every food group if you put meat on it.
:franny: What kind does everyone want.
:maya: Hamburger!
:ema: Pepperoni!
:phoenix: Anchovie!
:punch-ben: Olive!
:jake: Chicken!
:edgeworth: Never mind. I'll just get a supreme.
:phoenix: :maya: :udgy: :jake: :ema: :franny: :will: :adrian: :punch-ben: YAY!
:edgeworth: Why are you always doing things with them?
:franny: Because then they get lured into a false sense of security.
:udgy: Anyway, we hope to see you next time on Last Comic Standing! *cringe* Huh? You're not whipping me.
:franny: I'm in a good mood.
:udgy: Oh.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Bus Ride part 3
:maya: I'm bored.
:udgy: I have a solution! Watch this! .............................................................
:edgeworth: This must be it! The portal to the parallel universe. *throws Maya into the portal*
:phoenix: Edgeworth...
:edgeworth: What?!
:ack: WRONG MAYA!
:wacky-edgy: NOO!
:edgeworth: Then there is only one solution! *throws other Maya into portal* I will have to go in there and save Maya.
:phoenix: Let me come with you.
:edgeworth: NO! You need to look after Pearl.
:phoenix: Can we at least have a good-bye toast?
:edgeworth: No, but when I get back, we can have a welcome back toast.
:phoenix: You shouldn't do this, Edgeworth. You have too much to live for.
:edgeworth: Like what?
:phoenix: ... ... ...Well, um... ... ...
:edgeworth: Exactly. I'm going.
:phoenix: Bye, Miles Edgeworth.
:edgeworth: Farewell, Phoenix Wright. *walks through the portal* *click*
:phoenix: How do you get our voices for this anyway? We never say things like this.
:udgy: Well, it's a prison play/movie.
:ack: Whaaaat?!
:udgy: I'll show you.
Damon Gant as Phoenix Wright.
:ack: :objection:
:object: Gant doesn't sound a thing like me!
:udgy: He's really good with impersonations.
Matt Engarde as Miles Edgeworth.
:wacky-edgy: WHAT?!
:udgy: He did a good job.
Dee Vasquez as Maya Fey.
:maya: Who knew Dee could act?
:udgy: I did.
Morgan Fey as Evil Maya.
:maya: Aunt Morgan? That is just creepy.
Pearl Fey as Herself.
:ack: How did Pearls get roped into this? She hasn't been arrested!
:udgy: She went to visit her mom.
:maya: I guess that makes sense.
Joe Darke as Evil Edgeworth.
Diego Armando as Doctor Hotti.
Furio Tigre as Evil Phoenix.
Special Effects by Redd White and Yanni Yogi.

:edgeworth: That was awful.
:franny: I almost liked it.
:udgy: That concludes this episode. Stay tuned.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Bus Ride part 4
:phoenix: Edgeworth! Maya! You're back!
:maya: Yeah, of couse we are, Nick. I really missed you.
:kissy:
:edgeworth: *Ahem* I really should be going now.
:phoenix: You're right. Maya, I think Pearls wants to welcome you back.
:maya: Okay. *leaves*
:phoenix: You should stick around for a while, Edgeworth.
:edgeworth: No, thanks. I have a case to work on.
:phoenix: Come on, I bought you a drink already. Stay. Besides, you promised me a welcome back toast.
:edgeworth: You toast everything.
:phoenix: This wasn't anything like anything else we experienced.
:edgeworth: Fine.
:phoenix: A toast to good health. Welcome back, buddy. I missed you.
:edgy: No fair. You can't call me buddy.
:phoenix: Welcome back, pal.
:b33r: *click*
:edgeworth: That was the saddest excuse for a movie I've ever seen.
:nixiesob: It was so sad!
:edgeworth: Where did you even get your cold mask?
:gymshoe: It's a masterpiece!
:udgy: Thank you.
:will: Hey, guys. I think we'll miss the ferry.
:ka-whip: Then why are you smiling like that?!
:will: Ow! My face froze like this.
:whip: That's it! I'm driving!
:will: No! You can't! We only have ten minutes!
:ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip:
:will: OW! We're gonna CRASH!
:ack: :maya-shock: :wacky-edgy: :sadshoe: :scientific: :adrian: :ka-whip: :punch-ben: :udgy: :texasman: NOOOOO!!!
:larry2: All aboard the ferry of love.
:butz: WOAH!
:garyuu: Did they make it? Find out next time on Last Comic Standing!
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Surprise!
:maya: Hey, Nick! Wake up!
:phoenix: Oof! What happened? Did we make it on the ferry?
:maya: Yes, we did, but...
:maya-shock: It's Franziska Von Karma! She's dead!!
:ack: WHAT?!
:maya: They asked for you to go to the top cabin with me so you could see her before they throw her overboard.
:nick-sweat: T-take me there! *follows Maya to top cabin.*
:edgeworth: :franny: :adrian: :udgy: :maya: :jake: :ema: :will: :larry2: :gymshoe: :punch-ben: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
:ack: WHAT?!
:maya: It's your birthday, Nick.
:phoenix: So Franziska isn't dead?
:maya: Of course not.
:franny: And as a special treat, I won't whip you for your stupidity.
:phoenix: YAY! Thanks guys!
:udgy: You're welcome, but Edgeworth planned this.
:edgeworth: Just shut up and blow out the candles.
:phoenix: You got it. *blows out candles*
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Aboard the Ferry part 1
:phoenix: What a day it was. I can't believe everyone remembered. So, when's our next show?
:franny: There won't be any on this ferry.
:ack: :objection:
:object: This is Last Comic Standing. We should be performing.
:franny: Even Last Comic Standing needs a little comic development. Besides, our final show will be taking place right after this. It's important you get ready.
:edgeworth: Especially since you won't be allowed to repeat any material.
:maya-shock: Whaaaaat?!
:franny: So go ahead and disperse while we turn on the radio. ........
:garyuu: We have a recent update on Last Comic Standing. Appearantly, they're going to Germany. They just crashed through these woods and sped onto the ferry just before it left, escaping me again!
:grossburg: ...
:garyuu: I mean, getting on board just in the nick of time. We will now go to Grossburg for other news.
:grossburg: Thank you. In other news, people in Africa are starving, but you don't care! If you did, you would be donating money to PPIA, Preventing Poverty In Africa. They are the same group who brought you PPIC.
:garyuu: Thank you, Marvin. Stay tuned for more updates. *turned off*
:phoenix: Wow! Mr. Grossburg is very persuasive. I almost want to donate to PPIA.
:maya: But you're the cheapest man I know, Nick.
:phoenix: That's why I said almost, but not quite.
:edgeworth: This is just nonsense. I can't believe this ride will take two more days still.
:gymshoe: At least you have me, pal.
:edgeworth: If only there was someone on this cruise I could tolerate. Then, I'd stay near them.
:gymshoe: I'm right here, sir.
:edgy: I got it. Wright is my best bet.
:sadshoe: But what about me?
:edgeworth: Yeah. What about you? Go talk to Larry or something.
:sadshoe: *sigh*
:udgy: I will actually have a line...Next time on Last Comic Standing.
:whip: *facepalm*

Spoiler: Aboard the Ferry part 2
:butzthumbs: Hey, Nick.
:butz: How could you do that to me?! I almost had a heart attack!
:nick-sweat: Sorry. Can you forgive me?
:butz: ...
:larry2: Okay, I'll forgive this once, but only because you're my friend.
So, what brings you here?
:phoenix: I'm with the guys from Last Comic Standing.
:larry2: And here I thought you finally decided to pick up chicks.
:phoenix: Why would I do that? It would only end badly.
:larry2: Then you could meet pretty girls. Like...
:larry: My darling Melinda! She dumped me to do modeling in New York!
:edgeworth: That's you crying over there, right, Butz?
:butz: Don't call me that on this trip!
:edgeworth: I knew something smelled around here.
:phoenix: What is it, Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: Franziska wanted us to gather right over there.
:phoenix: Okay.
:edgeworth: We're here.
:franny: Alright, everyone. It occured to me that not everyone on this show knows eachother. So, we will go around introducing ourselves and give short bios, starting with Miles Edgeworth, here.
:edgeworth: Why me?
:franny: Because you're the one who wants to do this the least.
:edgeworth: ...I'm Miles Edgeworth.
:franny: And?
:edgeworth: And I'm a prosecutor.
:franny: And?
:edgeworth: ...And I saw my father die and blamed myself for the longest time. I'm leaving. *gets up*
:franny: Stay. We need to hear other bios.
:edgeworth: *grumbles and sits down.*
:phoenix: I guess I'm next. I'm Phoenix Wright, attorney at law. I had a mentor named Mia Fey, who was murdered. Now Maya, her sister, works with me at Wright and Co. Law Offices.
:maya: I'm Maya Fey, the next master of the Kurain Channeling technique. I grew up without a mother because she disappeared, and when I finally found her, she was killed. My sister was also murdered. Aunt Morgan is in prison for murder and tried to kill me. So, I work with Nick at Wright and Co. Law Offices and sometimes my cousin, Pearly, would come from home and visit. Now, she practically lives there.
:jake: Name's Jake Marshall. My brother, Niel Marshall, was killed protecting someone. He was a prosecutor, and I was a detective. Thanks to Mr. Wright, we discovered the truth about his death. Thanks, pardner.
:phoenix: You're welcome.
:sadshoe: I'm Detective Gumshoe. Maggey Byrd is my girlfriend. I'm a detective who is considered one of the worst on the job. That's all I have.
:ema: I'm Ema Skye. I'm still in school. My sister was a detective who turned into a prosecutor. She turned cold then, but Mr. Wright made the truth come out in court, and we have never been happier. Thanks, Mr. Wright.
:phoenix: It was my pleasure.
:punch-ben: I'm Trilo, and this no-talent hack is Ben. I tried to propose to the love of my life, Regina. And I'm a tenor. I sing operas.
:franny: But you never managed to propose to her, did you?
:punch-ben: ...No. However, niether did Max.
:franny: I see.
:adrian: I'm Adrian Andrews. My mentor committed suicide thanks to Matt Engarde. I have Mr. Wright to thank for his impprisonment, and Mr. Edgeworth, too. Thank you both.
:phoenix: You're...
:edgeworth: Stop saying that!
:nick: Sorry. Geez...
:whip: I'm Franziska Von Karma. I'm a prosecutor who was raised by my father, Manfred Von Karma. Phoenix Wright is responsible for him being behind bars.
:ka-whip: This is my gratitude.
:ack: Ow!
:whip: I grew up in Germany and became a prosecutor there at a very young age. Dad was Miles Edgeworth's mentor, and I came to think of him as a brother. I flew here to beat Phoenix Wright so I could prove to Miles Edgeworth I wasn't the girl he left behind.
:phoenix: Oh. So that's why you did that.
:ka-whip: Moron!
:ack: OW!
:franny: Now that we've all done our bios, we'll celebrate the fact we've made it this close to Germany wih some of my favorite Germa food.
:udgy: What about me? I didn't say a bio.
:franny: That's because you're not important. Let's eat.
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The End of the Line
:udgy: After a long
:edgeworth: And annoying
:udgy: Ferry ride, we've finally made it to Germany.
:will: This is where I depart.
:maya-shock: Whaaaat?! Why?!
:will: I'm unfamiliar with this area and Franziska knows where she's going. I'm going back home.
:phoenix: We'll miss you.
:will: Not everyone will, but that's okay. Thank you. *leaves*
:phoenix: Hey! I didn't even get to say, "You're welcome!"
:franny: Serves you right. Everybody, get into this van.
:edgeworth: Wait. Are those...The wierd newscasters?
:garyuu: We have made it to Germany. So, Last Comic Standing is here, and...Speak of the devil, they're right around the corner! I'll finally have my dinner.
:grossburg: ...
:garyuu: While giving them an exclusive interview.
:wacky-edgy: Everyone get in the van. Now!
:garyuu: Is that Miles Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: Get in there and drive away on my signal, okay?
:garyuu: (He's hardly a good meal.)
:edgeworth: Yes, I am here.
:grossburg: Who else is with you?
:edgeworth: No one. They left me stranded here.
:garyuu: Really?
:edgeworth: Yeah, they went south of here five minutes ago. If you hurry, you might catch them.
:garyuu: We'll give you a ride.
:edgeworth: Thanks for the offer, but I have to go. *Edgeworth starts walking.*
:grossburg: WAIT! We still have questions.
:garyuu: After him!
:edgeworth: (Shit!) NOW!
*van runs over News Caster 1 and drives right in front of Edgeworth, who gets in the van.*
:grossburg: Are you alright?!
:garyuu: ...I think I should get a new job.
:grossburg: *sigh*
Later...
:franny: Here we are. The place of the final performances.
:udgy: Does this mean the show's almost over?
:franny: Well, including this episode, we've had 24.
:adrian: And the finale will be two episodes long.
:franny: I think that isn't too bad of a place to stop.
:phoenix: :objection:
:object: It feels as if we've just started.
:jake: Something you learn in Texas nesides how to catch a cow is that all good things must come to an end.
:scientific: Actually, if you think about it scientifically, all things must end.
:udgy: Next time on Last Comic Standing, our comedians will perform. Who will be the last comic standing? Don't whip me! You're driving!
:whip: So?
:udgy: So, um...You can't whip and drive!
:franny: Is that a fact?
:udgy: A-anyway, stay tuned!
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Season Finale part 1
:udgy: Welcome back. Our comedians will now perform. Things will start with Phoenix Wright.
:phoenix: Dude, man. One thing I noticed about Germany is that I could speak total jibberish and everyone knows exactly what I'm saying. I went up to a guy and said, "Huiqwhduiashdawuidh." He said, "Oh. You have a nice day, too." Then, she whipped me for calling her a he. Good times. Good times. Have you ever noticed that if you're on a ferry, you could jump overboard and live? I tried that on a plane once. If it wasn't for me landing on some huge, fat guy, I would've died, and it's nice to see you again, sir. I didn't recognize you at first because you're not under me saying, "Come closer please."
:udgy: That was perverted. Next, give it up for Maya Fey.
:maya: It's so great to be here in Germany. I see so many faces. Nice to see you. Um...Ever notice...um...Don't you hate it when...um... Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now do some prop comedy! Um...This is a regular necklace. It could also be used as an expensive noose! O-or this common hammer, you know? I hit Jack on the head with this, and it's a Jack Hammer. Or how about this ponytail? We all know what this is. This is a hula-hoop for the most petite girl you know, okay? See that? Or I put a carrot in my hair, and I'm Carrot Top!
:udgy: Good one, Maya. Now for Jake Marshall.
:jake: Do you need a permit to drive someone crazy? ...I once saw a green stop sign. I like to connect the dots out of order. They say that after midnight, one in five teenagers are drunk. *points, counting to five* Ooga-booga ooga-booga.
:ema: Ha, ha, Ha!
:jake: I'll have what she's having.
:udgy: Now for Detective Dick Gumshoe.
:gumshoe: Don't you hate it when you have you're salary cut to the point where you're paying to go to work? Yeah. Hard times. Um...Now for public humiliation. I'll need a volunteer.
:edgeworth: (Oh, God! Please don't pick me.)
:gumshoe: How about you, Edgeworth?
:edgeworth: (Shit.)
:gumshoe: All right. So, Edgeworth, come closer.
:edgeworth: I'm fine where I am, thank you.
:gumshoe: Please.
*Edgeworth comes over and trips.*
:edgeworth: What the hell did you do that for?
:gumshoe: Here. Let me help you up. *zaps Edgeworth* Gotcha, pal.
:edgeworth: Is there anything else you want to do at my expense? Keep in mind, this is all going straight out of your paycheck.
:sadshoe: Sorry, pal.
:udgy: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Next is Ema Skye.
:ema: Give me any number, and I'll make a joke out of it.
:phoenix: 75!
:maya: 110!
:jake: 67!
:ema: I'll start with 75.
:scientific: Ever notice when you flip that upside down, it looks like a deformed stripper?
:ema: Alright, 110.
:scientific: It looks like someone's mooning you with a couple of friends standing beside them.
:ema: 67...
:scientific: When you flip that upside down, It looks like someone kicking some old person's ass.
:udgy: Thanks, Ema. Now for Ben and Trilo.
:punch-ben:I used to be a singer, so now I will sing a song for you.
Oh, Stripper.
Come Hither.
I want to show you
Something that won't wither.
Smack! Smack! Smaaack!
Hey, Wifey.
Come Honey.
I want to show you
How to be somebody.
Smack! Smack! Smaaack!
Oh...
Kicking ass is so much fun.
I can get things done.
It's a dream come true.
And I will sue you!
Yeah! Yeah!
And there you have it.

:udgy: That song didn't even make sense! Oh, well. Who will be voted the last comic standing and when the prize money? Find out next time.

Spoiler: The Final Episode part 2, the Last Episode.
:udgy: Welcome back. We had the audience vote. While we wait for our talent scouts to tally them, let's see some clips.
:phoenix: I didn't recognize you at first because you aren't under me saying, "Come closer, please."
:maya: I put a carrot in my hair, and I'm Carrot Top.
:jake: I'll have what she's having.
:gymshoe: Gotcha!
:scientific: When you flip it upside down, it looks like somebody kicking some old person's ass!
:punch-ben: And there you have it.
:franny: The votes have been tallied. It all comes down to this, and... It's a tie between all of you.
:phoenix: Then, how do we know who won?
:franny: The last comic standing will be...Whoever is the last person standing when I'm done whipping!
:ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip: :ka-whip:
*everyone dies*
:franny: I guess I get the money, then.
:edgeworth: Not so fast.
:adrian: You didn't whip us.
:whip: That can be arranged.
:adrian: How about we split the money three ways?
:franny: I've got a better idea. We will have the audience vote on who is funniest between the three of us.
:adrian: I guess that could work...
:franny: I'll start. Don't you just hate it when you rightfully deserve something and you don't get it? Now, I will tell a religious joke, and if any of you have a problem with it...
:whip: I dare you to come and get some!
:franny: Because God has a sense of humor. If He didn't, He would smite me where I stand. *falls down*
:edgeworth: Do you want to hear a dirty and perverted joke where even the most perverted man would go "Damn, that's dirty?" Okay, I got one for you. I was in a bar, and I guy asked me if I wanted a drink. I said sure, so he came back with my drink...AND SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!
:adrian: I have a good idea. Why don't we all pretend to be at the beach. There are waves glittering in the sunlight. A man comes up to you, and you ask him for hs name. He says it's Lisa!
:edgeworth: Now to tally up the votes...It's a tie again.
:adrian: What does that mean?
:edgeworth: We'll split the money three ways.
:franny: :edgy: :adrian: YAAY! *dorky dance*
The End...

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...Wow, that's interesting... I hope to see it grow into something more!

The best part was definitely Payne's hair falling off again. XD
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bumpitty bump mah hump get offa yo rump im in a slump so we're gonna jump and PUMP IT! and PUMP IT!

Wow, that did NOT sound wrong in any way. XD
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Wow! You sound like a real rapper. *SARCASM*

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YAY! Someone thought I was FUNNY!! Okay, it didn't really need a bump. RBJ was just doing that so it wasn't so far down on her list of stuff because she's involved in a lot of thingies. I think.
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YAY! Someone thought I was FUNNY!! Okay, it didn't really need a bump. RBJ was just doing that so it wasn't so far down on her list of stuff because she's involved in a lot of thingies. I think.

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LOL, I thought this was funny too. Especially Edgey and Franzy as judges. XD And well... sometimes some people do call Phoenix a dumbass. XD I still love him though!! :phoenix:

I'm a huge Last Comic Standing fan, so this is right up my alley. :edgy:
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This Smiley Comic was excellent. The only flaw I could find is the typo in Sahwit's name (I think it's written "Sahwit"... I dunno, but it has an "h" and you wrote it "Sawit"), but that isn't important at all. 5/5. Superb work. Keep it up.
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WOO-HOO! I was getting nervous for a while, but it seems quite a few people really like this! :) Thanks you guys.
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((Bump XD))
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It's camcorder, not camquarter! ...Just so you know.
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Woops. I'll edit that right away.
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Woah....That was alot...*Goes to read them*
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I know right? One time, just for fun, I showed all the episodes at the same time! It was a lot! But it won't stop until the end of the series, which won't be for at least another three episodes.
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PFFTHAHAHA! The heckling part was EPIC!!! XD
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Thank you! :)
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Hehe, I liked the heckling too. ^_^ Edgey's really cracking me up there for some reason. :edgy:
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WOO-HOO! Yeah, I love writing these. I tried to give every character their funny moments...Except the bus boy.
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This made me Laugh a lot, so much even my mom asked what was so funny... Great job!
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I second my last comment. This Smiley Comic is simply awesome. I love it. You should try writing for Sprite Comics sometime, really! Your ideas are hilarious. Congratulations.
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Thank you SO much! I'm glad you like this!
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I mean get a exclusive interview...

Man these are good!
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YAY! I put a lot of effort into these.
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LOL. I'm really loving the road trip. XD
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Sweeeet. I thought that one through a little bit. I made sure to include something from "The Music Man." :)
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Hehe. ^_^

Aww, poor emo Edgey. XD
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I don't care if that was the last episode. I want more. NOW! :butzthumbs:
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Oh...I fell behind....Let me catch up! And what do ya mean last episode?!
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I mean it's the last episode of this season, but don't worry. In a couple weeks, I'll put up a new post: Last Comic Standing AJ Style! Oh, by the way...
This has had 500 views so far! I hope it gets more!
((This is 5 views late...))
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Yeah! We want more!
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I'm glad you like this. I saved the best jokes for last, and all of it was completely original material.
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rock on and peace out everyone!!!

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seriously? last comic standing AJ style? yippee it's coming back!
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Yes, and anyone can PM me with jokes. I'd give you credit for them...
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LOL, this was awesome. XD Poor Edgey, though. Hehe. ^_^ Gotta love him, though!! XD

I can't wait to see the next one in AJ style!! :edgy:
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I can't wait to type AJ Style up, although I have no idea who will do what...Don't worry. I'll figure it out. :)
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Awesome. Amazing. I loved it. Waiting for AJ Style *sits in the floor next to computer, looks at watch*
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Ha, ha! I won't put it up for a while...But I'll be sure to put a link to it here and a link to this in AJ. Just be patient.
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