Umm...this sort of thread is allowed, right? Maybe I should've asked first. Oh, well. Sorry if it isn't :p

Only post once in three, so it doesn't get too spammy, 'kay?

I'll start off with a scenario and then list your options. You choose an option and continue the story from there, providing more options for the next person. Easy!




So. You are baking cookies with MeeMaw, when THE COOKIE MONSTER COMES TO YOUR HOUSE, OHNOEZ! He steals a cookie and moves on to another house, leaving the door open. A bird flies into the house. Birdie knocks down some toxic waste that was sitting on the shelf and it falls on your little brother and OH NO HE'S A GIANT MONSTER AAAAAAHHHHHH!


You

A. Beat him with a spatuler

B. Stab him with something pointy.

C. Spray window cleaner in his eyes.

D. Appeal to his soft side.

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This needs to be moved to Berry Big Circus

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I choose E) Correct OP's spelling of 'spatula'.