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I learned to make the perfect hamburger that will make Maya love me.

DoMaya wrote:

I learned to make the perfect hamburger that will make Maya love me.

What's the recipe?

I make Pizza for a living, cooking from scratch....not so much.

That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me.

And my veggie-burgers.

Stuff me with your hamburgers DoMaya!

Percei wrote:

That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me.

And my veggie-burgers.

I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

Maya loves ME and ME ALONE.

DoMaya wrote:

Percei wrote:

That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me.

And my veggie-burgers.

I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

Maya loves ME and ME ALONE.

Ohohohohohohoho, you joker, you. Well, I appreciate the good humor, now I'm off to my heart shaped bed and to captain my Maya, and feed her veggie-burgers.

And to help, I've provided a visual approximation of the events:

I know for a fact that Maya hates vegetables, she told me so.

Oh I'll stuff you with something alright.

My best dish that I can cook is curry. (Japanese style)

The best curry brands that I use is S&B Golden Curry and House Kokumaro. Beef curry is my most favorite!

Even though I said I was a good cook, these were my 'pancakes' on pancake day...

The only things I can cook are eggs (Sunnyside, scrambled, boiled) and ramen soup. Yeah, I'm not really good at cooking :sadshoe:

Didn't you guys take home economics?

DoMaya wrote:

Didn't you guys take home economics?

Yeah for a few years! But it didn't really teach me anything, it was just really fun.

Author:	Golden Luxray [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:59 pm ]
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After putting the finish touches onto a pretty terribe lasagna, i wondered if anyone can cook perticuly well? or not at all like me. So can you cook, whats you best dish, and your worst? for me, no i cant really cook, my best dish is ethier stir fry or spag bowl my worst........everything but above.

Author:	DoMaya [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:35 pm ]
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I learned to make the perfect hamburger that will make Maya love me.

Author:	Pierre [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:00 pm ]
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DoMaya wrote: I learned to make the perfect hamburger that will make Maya love me. What's the recipe? I make Pizza for a living, cooking from scratch....not so much.

Author:	DoMaya [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:29 pm ]
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Pierre wrote: DoMaya wrote: I learned to make the perfect hamburger that will make Maya love me. What's the recipe? I make Pizza for a living, cooking from scratch....not so much. Screw you, I know you just want to steal Maya from me. She's going to LOVE ME!!!

Author:	Percei [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:01 pm ]
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That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me. And my veggie-burgers.

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Author:	Louise [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:24 pm ]
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Stuff me with your hamburgers DoMaya! I can bake but I can't cook. My cookery skills allow me to make: Cheese on toast Beans on toast Cheese and beans on toast Cheesy beans

Author:	samboo1 [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:36 pm ]
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I love cooking, it's so fun ^_^ and I love food = win. I think I'm a pretty good cook actually, yet my parents always tease me and say I'm rubbish. Only because I never cook for them. I learn a lot when I live on my own and have to cook for myself, because even though I can be lazy, I don't want to eat microwave meals all the time.

Author:	DoMaya [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:41 pm ]
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Percei wrote: That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me. And my veggie-burgers. I don't think you know who you're dealing with. Maya loves ME and ME ALONE. .:looby:. wrote: Stuff me with your hamburgers DoMaya! Oh I'll stuff you with something alright.

Author:	Judgemaster64 [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:16 pm ]
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I'm good with anything that come with a cooking instruction. So making some burger patties and then cooking them is out of the question. I'm more afraid of food poisoning with that.

Author:	Cravat of Doom [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:34 pm ]
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I suppose I can cook well enough. But ask me to make pretzels and I'll run a sword through you... Spoiler: my lack of skill I keep getting the cooking paper thing stuck to them... and they taste like baking powder.

Author:	Yaragorm [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:13 am ]
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I love food but I'm terrible at cooking. Stoves scare me, ovens confuse me, and microwaves love me (but I don't really love them back). At best, I can make a sandwich given the right ingredients but I can't guarantee it would be good. I'm always freaking out over which ingredients should I put first and what order they should be in. When I go to college I've decided that I would only eat frozen lasagna everyday because that's the best-tasting thing I can prepare... On the other hand, everyone around me is like some kind of cooking genius. My dad, mom, sister, grandparents, aunts, cousins, friends, teachers, they're all cooking PRODIGIES. Might be because I'm Chinese so I'm surrounded by people who like to cook but even my Caucasian friends are masterful cooks. Seriously. I can't even cook rice and they're all going around with their fancy pans and spices and marinating and red wine. RED WINE. I didn't even know you could put wine in food but apparently you can because it makes things taste 100 times better than actual wine.

Author:	samboo1 [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:15 am ]
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Even though I said I was a good cook, these were my 'pancakes' on pancake day...

Author:	Javadoze [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:22 am ]
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I can cook things really good, if you count heating things up as cooking...

Author:	nekonohime [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:33 am ]
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I can cook pretty well, I guess. XD

Author:	Neon Lemmy Koopa [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:15 am ]
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I enjoy cooking. Judging from other people's reactions, I think I'm a pretty good cook. My family loves it. When I cook, unless something specific is requested, I always experiment with new things, different kinds of spices, other cooking methods, etc. My most popular dishes are my Oven Fried Chicken, Jamaican Jerk Burgers, Eggplant Parmigiana, and Negril Meatloaf (a meatloaf with Caribbean spices). Plus cooking gives me an excuse to wear my chef's jacket and hat :D

Author:	Wooster [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:45 am ]
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I was going to write a post about my recent adventures in cooking from scratch and my enjoyment there of, but recent posts here remind me why I tend to stay clear of Wright and Co. Gah, I can't turn down an opportunity to gloat. Okay, so I love meatball pizza. Love it. love it. love it. But it costs so much. Like 15 dollars min. Plus you gotta be in the mood to leave home get in the car, drive back and fourth... It's just not worth it. So we started to make pizza from scratch. I've gotta admit, we've never used the bread maker more religiously since we learned we could make Pizza dough in it. Just throw the ingredients in, and in the time it takes to watch an episode of Star Trek: Voyager the dough is done and it's enough for 2-3 pizzas. Then after sauce and cheese and toppings, we can rapid fire a pizza in 15 minutes each. Frankly it's all we can do to keep up with it at times. What's really sweet is that it's really cost effective. In raw ingredients, and ignoring electricity costs, each pizza costs us no more then $2. So we really get our money's worth. Recently I've also taken to making my own meatballs from scratch. They taste really good. But I wish I could figure out how to make them without going through the whole balling process. It's like I start with mush meat, turn it into balls, and then return it to mush meat.

Author:	TheSylverBlue [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:50 am ]
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My egg-cracking skills aren't exactly perfect. Sometimes little pieces of the egg shells end up in my cooking Crunch

Author:	Pierre [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:35 pm ]
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I can't consistently crack eggs without breaking the jokes, fortunately I normally don't care if it breaks or not. I miss home economics wish I hadn't lost my recipe book. Love cooking but my cripplingly bad memory means I suck for recipe memorisation.

Author:	Percei [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:27 am ]
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DoMaya wrote: Percei wrote: That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me. And my veggie-burgers. I don't think you know who you're dealing with. Maya loves ME and ME ALONE. Ohohohohohohoho, you joker, you. Well, I appreciate the good humor, now I'm off to my heart shaped bed and to captain my Maya, and feed her veggie-burgers. And to help, I've provided a visual approximation of the events:

Author:	DoMaya [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:57 am ]
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Percei wrote: DoMaya wrote: Percei wrote: That is utterly impossible DoMaya because she already professed her love for me. And my veggie-burgers. I don't think you know who you're dealing with. Maya loves ME and ME ALONE. Ohohohohohohoho, you joker, you. Well, I appreciate the good humor, now I'm off to my heart shaped bed and to captain my Maya, and feed her veggie-burgers. And to help, I've provided a visual approximation of the events: I know for a fact that Maya hates vegetables, she told me so.

Author:	Percei [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:32 am ]
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DoMaya wrote: I know for a fact that Maya hates vegetables, she told me so. Oho! Good show, chap, you saw through my elaborate ruse! Because truly a good woman like Maya wouldn't be a Vegetarian! Vegetarianism is for weak minded hippes, who don't have the stones to shoot a bovine and carve it up on their neighbor's front porch! You have clearly staked your claim to Maya, enjoy your burgers on your waterbed, because I know you own one, my good man. As it is the third manliest bed of all time, behind a futon and the Tumpur-Pedic

Author:	Chikikyo [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:25 am ]
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My best dish that I can cook is curry. (Japanese style) The best curry brands that I use is S&B Golden Curry and House Kokumaro. Beef curry is my most favorite!

Author:	Louise [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:25 am ]
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This thread is getting awfully manly. DoMaya wrote: Oh I'll stuff you with something alright. Chikikyo wrote: My best dish that I can cook is curry. (Japanese style) The best curry brands that I use is S&B Golden Curry and House Kokumaro. Beef curry is my most favorite! Oh god curry. I can't even eat it, let alone cook it! The hottest I can handle is Korma

Author:	Romeo [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:07 am ]
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samboo1 wrote: Even though I said I was a good cook, these were my 'pancakes' on pancake day... Looks like mashed potato... I love mashed potato! I can make stir fry and curries. And pasta dishes like carbonara and bolognese (CAN'T SPELL). And I made a Spanish Omelette, and turkey burgers from turkey mince...I'd like to think I'm an accomplished cook. But my sister is the real cook in the family. She made white chocolate mousse once...it was fantastic. And she makes brownies amazingly well too.

Author:	TheSylverBlue [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:33 pm ]
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The only things I can cook are eggs (Sunnyside, scrambled, boiled) and ramen soup. Yeah, I'm not really good at cooking

Author:	Golden Luxray [ Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:54 pm ]
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TheSylverBlue wrote: The only things I can cook are eggs (Sunnyside, scrambled, boiled) and ramen soup. Yeah, I'm not really good at cooking i cant even crack an egg, so your already better than me!

Author:	Yaragorm [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:31 am ]
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I can only crack hard-boiled eggs...I can't even make hard-boiled eggs...

Author:	Romeo [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:40 am ]
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the thing with eggs is, if i'm making scrambled eggs / Omelette then the yolks come out PERFECT, but if i'm making fried eggs, the yolk always breaks....it's so typical.

Author:	Louise [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:50 pm ]
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I'm great at cracking eggs, I can sometimes even crack them with just one hand like Cooking Mama 8D With duck eggs though, you have to use a LOT of force so I just smack them with a knife.

Author:	DoMaya [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:26 pm ]
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Didn't you guys take home economics?

Author:	Chloe [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:34 pm ]
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Fruit Salad, cookies and little oddly shaped cheesecakes (adding either cream or cheese-spread on top of a cookie and jelly on top.

Author:	Yaragorm [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:52 pm ]
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DoMaya wrote: Didn't you guys take home economics? They took that out from my school. Damn budget cuts.

Author:	samboo1 [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:43 am ]
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DoMaya wrote: Didn't you guys take home economics? Yeah for a few years! But it didn't really teach me anything, it was just really fun.

Author:	Professor Yoshi [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:22 am ]
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samboo1 wrote: DoMaya wrote: Didn't you guys take home economics? Yeah for a few years! But it didn't really teach me anything, it was just really fun. Same here. I learned nothing, but I had some really good times with my friends.

Author:	DoMaya [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:21 pm ]
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Man, I remember everything I learned in Highschool.

Author:	Louise [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:14 pm ]
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We didn't call it home economics, just D&T - Cooking. I don't think we ever learned anything about actual cooking though, just baking (they're not the same thing).

Author:	Cravat of Doom [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:23 am ]
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My Home Ec was so pathetic...once our punishment for being cruel to a substitute teacher was watching the teacher make muffins while we had to sit there... ...she gave them to us after. Free class, bro.

Author:	Volt January [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:15 am ]
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I love to cook. Baking sweets, like cakes and cookies are my favorite, but I don't make them too often. I really like making simple, homemade meals for my family.