I've dreamt that my father was trying to molest me once

I dreamt I was growing a bunch of nipples on my back. No boob, just nippled skin everywhere. I'd reach around and there'd be a nipple right under my shoulder blade or something. And then I'd look in the mirror and there'd be ten or so nipples on the back, all different shades of brown, from light to dark. I looked like the CD label for Aerosmith's Get A Grip.

It was weird!

Last night I had a dream where this one guy walks up to me and offers to change the tires on my piano. I say yes and he replaces them. Suddenly, robot sheep(or pigs, I forget...) crash into the wall with chainsaws in their mouths. Then something about swine flu happens where I get it and turn into a Giratina and kill everyone I hate.....but then the swat team sends in an Arceus which owns the ships out of me and as I transform back into a human, Miley Cyrus comes in and sings Yankee Doodle while sounding like Darth Vader, subsequently, she is joined by Obama and they sing the original Pokemon theme song. Soon Sarah Palin, Michael Jackson, Homer Simpson, Captain Falcon, and one of the Wild Things from 'Where the Wild Things Are' join in on singing random songs from the Animaniacs theme in French to 'Constipated'..........

I forgot what happens next, but when I wake up, it has something to do with banannas and pantyhose.

Gant was at the beginning, talking to Daisy from the mario series. (about swimming...) Suddenly, meekins comes out from nowhere and kidnaps Daisy and stuffs her up the pipe organ.'s pipe. Gant exclaims,
"You'll be going up another one of my organs tommorrow!" ( ) then hi-fives meekins. In the pipe organ there is Mari from drawn to life and Pearls. They decide to break out, so they climb up the pipes and run outside, only to bump into bowser, who trys to eat them. Daisy slaps him a-la Mario Party 3, but his mask falls off and he is really the beldam off coraline. Then she hands them all dolls of themselves and runs off. Pearls says, "What a nice Lady!" Then Mari goes evil and starts ripping up the book of life for some reason again. Then there are me and my siblings but we are cats and we r all pulling faces. Then I wake up in the dream, thing was, i thought I had actually woken up. So I go downstairs and Hypnogant is saying, "My Pipe organ went missing..." THEN I WAKE UP FOR REAL. AND I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING, SO I WACKED MY HEAD ON A TABLE. IT HURT.

I dreampt that I was walking my dog and when I'm coming back home, I see Cesar Milan, 14 golden retriever puppies, and this angry looking man. Cesar's all like "you can't handle that many dogs and you should give some away and stuff like that"

So then the guy gives him the finger and walks away with all of his dogs, Cesar's sitting there looking all dejected and whatnot. Then my dog turns into a Crocodile that walks on two legs and then he eats the man who owns the dogs. They all run into a nearby lava pit and out comes a giant zombie Snowman with its army of Terminators(the liquidy kind). Meanwhile, Cesar Milan turns into Optimus Prime with his own army of Miles Edgeworths just as the two armies are about to clash, they all turn into Resse's Peanut Butter Cups.....

Ok, First i was at my laptop and a two books arrived, A Death note nd a Life note. As i held them i grew blue wings (like the ones fro Light Jak in Jak three) I went over to b laptop again and there wa loads of spammers, I wrote down there Avi names and they vanished. I then looked at the life note which said "What ever ficitional chraracter you write in here will become alive" so i left them and jumped through my laptop and surfed the internet for spammers, virus and trojons. Then i landed on what looke dlike a house and there ws sevel people there. A Garvonair caalled Yara, a Godot type pokemon called coffee and the trainer (i think) was electro as ga miles edgeworth. I picked out my life note and wrote " aroeus "Dahila Hwathorne" "Kristoph Gavin" And hey came out in Ds shaped pokeballs. I flew up and then commanded them to blow everything up. They did and i was stuck back on the internet with a yellow shinigammi called "Phoenix" who looked like a fat version of Rem. I flew through the internet untill i saw the final boss called. "norton Anti-Laptop" And i thik i blew him up with a random light bomb from XT-002 Deconstructor And Mimiron wwhile riding on Yogg-Saron head.