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During my presentation of Censorship and Mature Video games I brought in my nintendo gamecube with True Crime: New York City.
If you dont know, theres a handgun in the game that can either 1)shoot a leg off 2) shoot an arm off or 3) Blast the head off of someone scattering their brains on the pavement.
I demonstrated all of these when my Government teacher says "HEY......Can I borrow that?"
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-------------------------Flashback---------------------------
Okay, today we're going to-
Smack That all on the floor! Smack that 'til you get sore!
Sorry, my cell just went off.
WHAT!?
You have Smack That as your ring tone!? And how old are you!?
Like, 12. Do your parents know this!? Yeah. Give me that. You souldn't even have this out in class. *take cell phone*--------------------End Flashback------------------------------
Not the exact words, but that actually happened.
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I only have one, but I only remember it because it was like the most interesting thing that ever happened to me. (I lead a boring life, I know.)
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as Moral Education teacher (Yeah, moral education. Riiiigggggghhhttttt.)
as classmate
as class---------------------
: Okay, so I put this transparency on this OHP (Overhead Projector) and you copy the notes. : *Starts copying*Suddenly:
OHP: *BANG*
: WTH?!(The lights on the OHP go out, should be a short-circuit or something. OHP starts to produce smoke...)
: Uh, okay, nevermind. I just read from this book then you write down, okay? : Maa'm, the OHP got smoke!(A bright light starts to fizzle inside the OHP.)
: Now it's on fire! : JUSTIN, SHUT UP AND DO YOUR WORK.
: ROFLMAOOHP: *Starts to fizzle louder, light inside gets brighter, more smoke is coming out*
: Okay Justin, you push the OHP outside, then I will go look for the principal. *runs out of classroom*After she left, the OHP literally exploded in flames, with smoke and glass all over the place. Some random kid from another class came with a fire extinguisher and put the thing out.
And the teacher never returned to the classroom... We just left when the class was over. Yeah.
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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- Teacher
-me
- Classmate :Ok class, before you leave I want everyone to hand in their copies of "The Catcher in the Rye"
:Here you go, and next time you mark me, Take in consideration the quality of my book, I mean, Its in mint condition. Almost and if It hadn't been read at all! :...
:LOL
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scorchgid wrote:
Did you ever see that teacher again?
Yeah, lol. She got quite a reputation because of that incident. XD
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Drama Class, but it wasn't mine. I was there simply because I was bringing large rocks from outside, inside, since I had a big presentation for a later class and was in charge of supplies (Rocks were on a hill, on school grounds, about a BLOCK from the drama class. Luckily, I used something to keep the door leading into it open to make the trip less long, but...)
Me.
= Drama Teacher (became a GUIDANCE Counsellor the next year, also for my school).
= Classroom Jerk. 
= Class. *sees the teacher marking tests* Ugh... Problem, ma'am?
Nah, it's just... Taking a while to mark these tests. Which isn't NORMALLY a problem... And how is now different? Marking this one test is pretty much about to make me scream. *out loud* I'm pretty sure I can make you scream, Teach'!
*Gasps* ... *out loud* Hun, you couldn't make your GIRLFRIEND scream, let alone me!
WHAT!?
YOU JUST GOT OWNED BY THE TEACHER!!! AHHH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!Now, some of you may wonder what happened after, since in most schools, you can't say things like that. However, while OUR school is one of those... the student couldn't prove that it ever happened, because EVERYONE denied it ever occuring.
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First Assistant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller Judge Arthur Trenet.I was prosecuting a colombian drug runner.
wanted the case for himself. This is a Federal crime, Your Honor. I, I mean The U.S. Attorney's Office should run lead. I can hear the campaign speech now. Mr. Lee, is the D.A.'s office capable? Yes, Your Honor. Says the 27-year-old. We will work together to make sure Justice is served. I don't want to work together. It should be my case, I've got a 25 case win streak. *I just laughed* I'm sorry, Curtis, but it's my case. Your Honor? Are you going to let this kid do this? It's his case. I'm asking for a favor here, Arthur. Sorry I can't accomadate you Curtis. Say hello to Joann for me.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Now I'm curious as to why they suddenly became non-formal!
That one was in the Judge's office. Things are less formal.
My new job at the U.S. Attorney's Office will have me working under Curtis Fuller. Goody.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Oh. I thought it was that he was whining in the courtroom or something.
It was a Pre-Trial meeting.
No, it was behind closed doors, but still on the record.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
How is it on the record? And how would that even WORK?
Judge Trenet allowed the Court reporter to record it. Trenet is big on having everything on paper.
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Since my memory is horrible.
Not saying HIS is, but mine is.
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Using T&T as a base time:
Trenet is Kudo,
Fuller is Jake Marshall.
You are...... ugh.... either Acro or Swallows.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Kid two: *pushed kid one back*
Ms k.: would you two stop touching each other?
Class: *some laughing some disturbed*
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this isnt as funny, but its a true story
me :
My friend:
Class:
ms H. (shares the room w/ ms C)
Ms c.
(my italian teacher)*mrs L. on the loudspeaker*-----------------------
: all teachers please lock all the doors close the blinds and keep the students in the classroom. We will notify you when its okay to go outside the rooms.: okay, uh let me go lockthe door... 
....its not locking*Trying to keep everyone calm* okay well get back to work im sure its nothing!
: jo-jooo....we sit right next to the door! : holy shit this is scary...uh cmon we have to do page two...*working on the page consantly reminding each other of how scared we are XD*
door: *click*
*comes into the room* : oh sorry....i hope i didnt scare anyone....all: *sigh of relief*
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
This isn't my teacher, but I thought it was pretty funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hut3VRL5 ... chers.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hut3VRL5 ... chers.html
lol XD burn!
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MnHttnA.D.A wrote:
Wrestlemania wrote:
Oh. I thought it was that he was whining in the courtroom or something.
It was a Pre-Trial meeting.
No, it was behind closed doors, but still on the record.
Why did the judge go in your favour and not Fuller
I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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One time I was standing outside my college, putting my hat and gloves on. Both of my art teachers had finished smoking their cigs and walk by...
Art teacher 1: Hi (my name)
Me: You want any drugs?
Art teacher 1: You watch your mouth, you!
Art teacher 2: I want some tomorrow, thanks.
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This occured in my comp. class, 3 teachers I know were trying to get into his computer to get information, and he was sick that day.
Me. Math Teacher. Another Comp. teacher. English Teacher. Ola, ese's! What are you doing here? we're trying to get into this computer...
But we have no clue what the password is.
I'm having a lot of trouble logging in here. Anyone else have any ideas?
I'm sorry. I have no idea.
Have you tried everything obvious? Naturally. Nothing. Err, I- Maybe it's his first name?
You think he would make it that obvious? Hey! At least I'm trying! Umm, If I may say somethi- Doesn't he have a dog? Right! It may be his password! And the username? I don't know that! *Desk Slams*HOLD IT! 
WHAT??? I.... might know the password and username. ... ... ... ...?............................
Why, you're craftier than I thought! I should've known you'd have the information, if anyone! I always saw you as suspicious! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
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Wrestlemania wrote:
This one was one of the last instances I spoke with my teachers in my classroom (Since I am well past High School...)
This occured in my comp. class, 3 teachers I know were trying to get into his computer to get information, and he was sick that day.
Me.
Math Teacher.
Another Comp. teacher.
English Teacher.
Ola, ese's! What are you doing here?
we're trying to get into this computer...
But we have no clue what the password is.
I'm having a lot of trouble logging in here. Anyone else have any ideas?
I'm sorry. I have no idea.
Have you tried everything obvious?
Naturally. Nothing.
Err, I-
Maybe it's his first name?
You think he would make it that obvious?
Hey! At least I'm trying!
Umm, If I may say somethi-
Doesn't he have a dog?
Right! It may be his password!
And the username?
I don't know that!
*Desk Slams*HOLD IT!
WHAT???
I.... might know the password and username.
...
...
...
...?
............................
Why, you're craftier than I thought!
I should've known you'd have the information, if anyone!
I always saw you as suspicious!
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
This occured in my comp. class, 3 teachers I know were trying to get into his computer to get information, and he was sick that day.
Me. Math Teacher. Another Comp. teacher. English Teacher. Ola, ese's! What are you doing here? we're trying to get into this computer... But we have no clue what the password is. I'm having a lot of trouble logging in here. Anyone else have any ideas? I'm sorry. I have no idea. Have you tried everything obvious? Naturally. Nothing. Err, I- Maybe it's his first name? You think he would make it that obvious? Hey! At least I'm trying! Umm, If I may say somethi- Doesn't he have a dog? Right! It may be his password! And the username? I don't know that! *Desk Slams*HOLD IT! WHAT??? I.... might know the password and username. ... ... ... ...?............................
Why, you're craftier than I thought! I should've known you'd have the information, if anyone! I always saw you as suspicious! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???LOL. Teachers...
Art teacher one Art teacher two Me I forgot it's my birthday. I got chocolates to share out. Oh! *picks one from the box* I want another one! No! Bugger off! *tries to fight off * NOOO!! Flippin' teachers...
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“If a psychologist saw that, he'd give up and go work on himself.”
I think he was onto something, personally. ;P
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scorchgid wrote:
Why did the judge go in your favour and not Fuller
The drug sumggler hadn't broken any Federal Laws, per se. If he had been busted transporting acorss state lines then he would have the Fed's problem.
Judge Trenet must have felt Curtis overplayed his hand.
Assistant District Attorney Max Keith Me How was Thanksgiving with your family? Well, they tried to make me go to rehab. *I just played along* But? But I said no, no, no.
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In Spanish class (it always seems to be Spanish class...):
teacher
student me Pay attention class! Wake up and smell the coffee! Isn't it supposed to be something else... wake up and smell the roses or something? *thinking to myself* No, it should be "wake up and smell the coffee". Very Godot-esque.Also, in religion class (I go to Catholic school):
teacher So, did you hear the story about the girl who got abducted the other day? Apparently she met the man who kidnapped her on that My Space ((each word emphasized as separate words)) website!
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No, our school isn't that funny.
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Me
Someone in my class
ICT teacher
English teacher Maths teacherICT lesson wrote:
Sir, go on this website! What is it? http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com *does so* ... *facepalm*He had the speakers on full XD And the projector on.
Corridor wrote:
*walking down corridor* *grabs and hangs over bin* Fuck. *points at me* Lunchtime detention! *thrown into bin* Wait, what?O_o
Constantly wrote:
Hoodie no goodie!Bloody catchphrases.
Lots wrote:
Down you go, son.Erm...
Once or twice wrote:
Your that drug dealer! Hm? Yes, you! *facepalm* Don't hide them drugs! Would you like some? Yes!O_O
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-chemistry teacher
-class
-annoying kid in the front of the class
-girl "Let's see if I can chuck this piece of chalk and hit Mr. F.,"(Mr.F.'s room is across the hall from our chem lab room btw)
(jokingly) "Ha, that'd be funny." *throws chalk* "...Oh shoot! I hit this girl in the head!" 
"Good, it doesn't look like she noticed..." *gives WTF look from across the hall* *points to * *points to *that's one way to start the morning
Klavier Gavin: "Why not wait for him to knock-knock-knock on heaven's door?..."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist): "The truth. Darth Vader, Luke's father."
Klavier+ Guns 'N Roses quote=WIN!
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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(he was always drinking coffee incedentally)Class:
: Ya know, acutally i worship cabbages. : lol! XD XD lawl lollerskates rofl. : STOP MAKING FUN OF MY RELIGION! : lol!! : oh and the cabbages have been telling me to kill all the farmers who are killing his friends.---------------
then on a test:
What did the Americans Pour into Boston Harbor?
a. Tea
b. Water
c. Coffee
d. Kool Aid mix.
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he always put questions like that XD
lol =w=
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Me Assistant United States Attorney Peter Pedrazzi First Assistant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller((This happned on Monday))
Ok, first off, welcome to the U.S. Attorney's Office, you will both be working a case together. If you have any trouble, my door is always open. Is it true that there are hundreds of file cabinets hidden in the basement? That's just what "they" want to you to think. *laughs* We are they.
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