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Me
Defense Attorney Ralph Hanlon
Judge James NobleThis was a few months ago.
I am damned tired of Mr. Hanlon's idiotic statements! The Prosecution demands a directed Verdict of Guilty. Now, hold on. The Defense is presumed innocent.. That doesn't matter! Quiet, boy! This is better than TV. Please, keep yelling.
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Me.
My old religion teacher.
People presenting in front of the class.This was when we were each explaining the Jewish culture, and different aspects. I had already gone, and got an "A" for talking about stuff not even REMOTELY related to my topic (I always did that... and enjoyed it!). They got... well... you'll see.
*whispering to teacher* Who's next? *whispering* Lets see..... *speaking out loud* Maya and Maggey. *looking at the presenters, and what they brought in for the class* ....... errr.... Hello! I'm Maya!
And I'm Maggey, and this is our presentation on... CIRCUMCISION!
Ummm.... girls? Yes, Mr. Gumshoe?
I... Is that a Pound Cake?
(cutting him off) With chocolate Icing at the end of it? Yeah! *facepalms* Well, I'm hungry, so please start!
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me
Defense Attorney Ralph Hanlon
Judge James Noble
This was a few months ago.
I am damned tired of Mr. Hanlon's idiotic statements! The Prosecution demands a directed Verdict of Guilty.
Now, hold on. The Defense is presumed innocent..
That doesn't matter!
Quiet, boy!
This is better than TV. Please, keep yelling.
Defense Attorney Ralph Hanlon Judge James NobleThis was a few months ago.
I am damned tired of Mr. Hanlon's idiotic statements! The Prosecution demands a directed Verdict of Guilty. Now, hold on. The Defense is presumed innocent.. That doesn't matter! Quiet, boy! This is better than TV. Please, keep yelling.XD
This was today;
Me.
Someone in my class. (Connor)
English teacher.
Rest of the class (I could't be bothered to get 31 other character codes. That are male.)*Quick fill-in; We were supposed to do an ad (this is our media module) for an imaginary gadget (of our invention) We were then meant to read them aloud*
It's your turn, Connor. My ad is for the YourBalls. It's a ball that can be moulded into any ball you want; rugby ball, football, basketball, etsetera. He didn't even say it right... How do you play with YourBalls? *mass hysteria*
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- Me. - Mr. Clement. Can I go home? My brain hurts. That's a physical impossibility. You have to have one first. *Blink*
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Teacher (giving a lesson) Hey! You guys! What're you staring at your laps for? Pay attention! You playing Playstation... PSP or something? I hope you're playing PSP. Not... not something else.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
:godot: Teacher (giving a lesson)
Hey! You guys! What're you staring at your laps for? Pay attention!
You playing Playstation... PSP or something?
I hope you're playing PSP. Not... not something else.
Hey! You guys! What're you staring at your laps for? Pay attention! You playing Playstation... PSP or something? I hope you're playing PSP. Not... not something else.XDDDDD
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Me First Assitant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller 
DOJ Prosecutors. All right! You four go with Harrison and get all the briefs. How? I don't care. Go form up Voltron. ...............Did you just say that, Curtis? Yes.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Salutation Here wrote:
Tails, your stories make me want to become a lawyer. For the laughs. But why have you used Phoenix to represent a prosecutor?
Because in case 4-4
Spoiler:
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Salutation Here wrote:
Tails, your stories make me want to become a lawyer. For the laughs. But why have you used Phoenix to represent a prosecutor?
Ditto XD
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:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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= Music Teacher 
: = Class = Me :(off topic stuff about World of Warcraft) : I play that. *Silence* : What? : You don't roleplay do you? : No... : Cosplay? : No... : D&D? :No... : Play pen and paper games with 20 sided dice in the basement? : I don't even HAVE a basement! : Phew.... For a second I thought you were one of... them! :? : THE UBER NERDS!
: Shocked! : (Since when were nerds bad?)
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[Back in around September I was in Math class.. I don't do my homework offen [well not anymore x3]..lol]
MT: Alright, Have you notebooks out with your homework or I'll count as if you don't have it!
Me: Oh snap... *I turned to my friend*
Friend: Oh yeah I knew it you didn't do it again did you!! How do you expect to become a lawyer this way?
Me: ... Lots of Phoenix Wright, Harvey Birdman and ... air
Friend: ... the rest I understand but why a--
MT: Ehem Ladies!, Homework? *looks at me*
Me: Uhh... It flew away out that window!... so yeah I yelled for it to stop but It didn't so yeah *smiles*
MT: ... The windows always remain shut.. and there's a gate on the other side of the window.. besides it's really cold!
Next Time I hear an excuse and it's not valid I will hit you with that ruler over there!! *points to 5ft ruler*
Me: ... The Generator is farting
MT: *walks away sighing*
Then the was a time in Science class x3....
ST: Alright time to collect homework! Have out ready on the table
Friend[Same from Math class]: You don't have it again do you?
Me: Nope... How'd ya know?
Friend: -sigh- OH MY GOSH When will you learn..
Me: Oh I learn.. I'm just lazy *^_^*
ST: *is asking for my friends homework*
Me: EEP!! *pulls out a drawing of Phoenix colored in the form of Wocky*
ST: *get over to me* Your homework...Wait why am I asking?
Me: Oh I'm not here!! Phoenix says He can't help you now, ask later
ST: Is that what you'll say next year in 8th grade Science? Just making sure so I know the excuse....which was real bad
Me: *urk* NO I SWEAR I'LL HAVE IT!!.... sometime next week :D
ST: *walks away sighing*
D: ..... You see how it is with me xDDD
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me
Defense Attorney Ralph Hanlon
Judge James Noble
This was a few months ago.
I am damned tired of Mr. Hanlon's idiotic statements! The Prosecution demands a directed Verdict of Guilty.
Now, hold on. The Defense is presumed innocent..
That doesn't matter!
Quiet, boy!
This is better than TV. Please, keep yelling.
Defense Attorney Ralph Hanlon Judge James NobleThis was a few months ago.
I am damned tired of Mr. Hanlon's idiotic statements! The Prosecution demands a directed Verdict of Guilty. Now, hold on. The Defense is presumed innocent.. That doesn't matter! Quiet, boy! This is better than TV. Please, keep yelling.XDDDD
Now I'm tempted to become a prosecuter.
Although I know it's not this fun.
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JadenPrinceton wrote:
^^;;; All of you teacher's are WAY past funnier than mine lol, but I remember a time when this happened O_o..:
[Back in around September I was in Math class.. I don't do my homework offen [well not anymore x3]..lol]
MT: Alright, Have you notebooks out with your homework or I'll count as if you don't have it!
Me: Oh snap... *I turned to my friend*
Friend: Oh yeah I knew it you didn't do it again did you!! How do you expect to become a lawyer this way?
Me: ... Lots of Phoenix Wright, Harvey Birdman and ... air
Friend: ... the rest I understand but why a--
MT: Ehem Ladies!, Homework? *looks at me*
Me: Uhh... It flew away out that window!... so yeah I yelled for it to stop but It didn't so yeah *smiles*
MT: ... The windows always remain shut.. and there's a gate on the other side of the window.. besides it's really cold!
Next Time I hear an excuse and it's not valid I will hit you with that ruler over there!! *points to 5ft ruler*
Me: ... The Generator is farting
MT: *walks away sighing*
Then the was a time in Science class x3....
ST: Alright time to collect homework! Have out ready on the table
Friend[Same from Math class]: You don't have it again do you?
Me: Nope... How'd ya know?
Friend: -sigh- OH MY GOSH When will you learn..
Me: Oh I learn.. I'm just lazy *^_^*
ST: *is asking for my friends homework*
Me: EEP!! *pulls out a drawing of Phoenix colored in the form of Wocky*
ST: *get over to me* Your homework...Wait why am I asking?
Me: Oh I'm not here!! Phoenix says He can't help you now, ask later
ST: Is that what you'll say next year in 8th grade Science? Just making sure so I know the excuse....which was real bad
Me: *urk* NO I SWEAR I'LL HAVE IT!!.... sometime next week :D
ST: *walks away sighing*
D: ..... You see how it is with me xDDD
[Back in around September I was in Math class.. I don't do my homework offen [well not anymore x3]..lol]
MT: Alright, Have you notebooks out with your homework or I'll count as if you don't have it!
Me: Oh snap... *I turned to my friend*
Friend: Oh yeah I knew it you didn't do it again did you!! How do you expect to become a lawyer this way?
Me: ... Lots of Phoenix Wright, Harvey Birdman and ... air
Friend: ... the rest I understand but why a--
MT: Ehem Ladies!, Homework? *looks at me*
Me: Uhh... It flew away out that window!... so yeah I yelled for it to stop but It didn't so yeah *smiles*
MT: ... The windows always remain shut.. and there's a gate on the other side of the window.. besides it's really cold!
Next Time I hear an excuse and it's not valid I will hit you with that ruler over there!! *points to 5ft ruler*
Me: ... The Generator is farting
MT: *walks away sighing*
Then the was a time in Science class x3....
ST: Alright time to collect homework! Have out ready on the table
Friend[Same from Math class]: You don't have it again do you?
Me: Nope... How'd ya know?
Friend: -sigh- OH MY GOSH When will you learn..
Me: Oh I learn.. I'm just lazy *^_^*
ST: *is asking for my friends homework*
Me: EEP!! *pulls out a drawing of Phoenix colored in the form of Wocky*
ST: *get over to me* Your homework...Wait why am I asking?
Me: Oh I'm not here!! Phoenix says He can't help you now, ask later
ST: Is that what you'll say next year in 8th grade Science? Just making sure so I know the excuse....which was real bad
Me: *urk* NO I SWEAR I'LL HAVE IT!!.... sometime next week :D
ST: *walks away sighing*
D: ..... You see how it is with me xDDD
XDDDDD Too much addiction for PW and AJ.
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Salutation Here wrote:
Tails, your stories make me want to become a lawyer. For the laughs. But why have you used Phoenix to represent a prosecutor?
Because Joe Blohn, like
, uses to much hair gel.
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Salutation Here wrote:
Tails, your stories make me want to become a lawyer. For the laughs. But why have you used Phoenix to represent a prosecutor?
Because Joe Blohn, like
, uses to much hair gel.
In 3-2, Phoenix reveals that his hair is like that naturally!
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Oh. How we laughed.
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He really likes Spider-Man apparently.
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Salutation Here wrote:
FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
Salutation Here wrote:
Tails, your stories make me want to become a lawyer. For the laughs. But why have you used Phoenix to represent a prosecutor?
Because Joe Blohn, like
, uses to much hair gel. In 3-2, Phoenix reveals that his hair is like that naturally!
I never believed that.
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FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me
First Assitant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller
DOJ Prosecutors.
All right! You four go with Harrison and get all the briefs.
How?
I don't care. Go form up Voltron.
...............Did you just say that, Curtis?
Yes.
First Assitant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller DOJ Prosecutors. All right! You four go with Harrison and get all the briefs. How? I don't care. Go form up Voltron. ...............Did you just say that, Curtis? Yes.Which one is Harrison?
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Wrestlemania wrote:
FdrlPrsctrTails wrote:
:kyouya: Me
First Assitant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller
DOJ Prosecutors.
All right! You four go with Harrison and get all the briefs.
How?
I don't care. Go form up Voltron.
...............Did you just say that, Curtis?
Yes.
First Assitant U.S. Attorney Curtis Fuller DOJ Prosecutors. All right! You four go with Harrison and get all the briefs. How? I don't care. Go form up Voltron. ...............Did you just say that, Curtis? Yes.Which one is Harrison?
Is always me.Anyway, this happened in a meeting.
Me Assistant U.S. Attorney Amanda Simon First Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeff Sterling And if you'll turn to page 1789 of the U.S. Attorney's Handbook, we will start discussing the problems that stem from prosecuting someone on Terrorist charges. I'll pass out some memos. *yawn* You're memo-ing us to death, Jeff. *laughther* Something funny, Mr. Lee? "You're memo-ing us to death" That would make a good song. I guess. Well, Mr. Lee already has a song about him. What? Yeah, "You're So Vain." That works doesn't it? *bit his lip to keep from laughing* I guess that works too.
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1. You're name is either Harrison Lee, or that name is an alias of sorts.
2. What, you didn't form a comeback for that?
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Wrestlemania wrote:
1. You're name is either Harrison Lee, or that name is an alias of sorts.
This also occured to me.
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Wrestlemania wrote:
2 things that post tells me.
1. You're name is either Harrison Lee, or that name is an alias of sorts.
2. What, you didn't form a comeback for that?
1. You're name is either Harrison Lee, or that name is an alias of sorts.
2. What, you didn't form a comeback for that?
1. My name is Harrison Clark Lee.
2. My response came later. I talk-sang a lawyer version of "You're So Vain."
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.......
Do you recall the lyrics you made for it? (And hopefully, someone's response so that it becomes usable in the topic?)
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Wrestlemania wrote:
A Lawyer Version, hmm?
.......
Do you recall the lyrics you made for it? (And hopefully, someone's response so that it becomes usable in the topic?)
.......
Do you recall the lyrics you made for it? (And hopefully, someone's response so that it becomes usable in the topic?)
I'll go look them up.
The song is 4 minutes and 18 seconds of me bragging about how good a Prosecutor I am. That and how gorgeous I am.
Despite my postivie qualities, I am sorta vain.
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That reminds me...
Me. Teacher. 
Class. Alright, everyone. Now, concerning yesterday's question, can anyone guess if Wrestle will know the answer? YES!
......... not funny.
Well, do you? ..........
Ah, who am I kiddin'? See? *laughing*
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Wrestlemania wrote:
Hey, lemme tell 'ya! When you get a perfect trial record, you're allowed to be vain. As long as you still keep your morals, and they're GOOD morals, then I don't see a problem with a little vanity!
I walk into the Courtroom
Like I were walking onto a yacht
My hair strategically swayed above my eyes
My tie it was apricot
People gaze at me like a mirror
As they watched me start to gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be me partner
They'd be my partner, and
I'm so vain
You probably wish this song wass about you
I'm so vain
I'll bet you you wish this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Call it an edge, but that level of egotism does wonders in a Courtroom.
Anyway.
Me Lucius Carpenter, Defense Attorney known as "The Prince of Darkness"This was a pre-Trial meeting in early December.
It's all on tape. The whole incident. *scoff* Not good enough? I've got 5 eyewitnesses that can put your client at the scene. You think you're good, don't you? I am undefeated. So am I. But, then again, you knew that already. What's your p-point? *I was starting to get worried* This all boils down to one question, Mr. Lee. And the question is what, Mr. Carpenter? The question is this, do you really think you can dance with Devil? *grumble* Misdemanour assault, best and last. Done. Now wasn't that easy?
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I was 17 when I joined this forum. During this time I participated in a thread that made light of sexual assault and event making jokes about it. I didn't think much of it at the time other than portraying a villain. I am older, looking back see how unacceptable & disgusting. I removed the comments because I do not wish to condone this behaviour. But of course fragments remain. I can only apologise for any hurt of distress caused.
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scorchgid wrote:
did you defeat him im guessing by your record you did. how did he react (come on, give me some head banging)
No, I plead him down to misdemanor assault, which doesn't go on a criminal record in NY. A plea doesn't affect your Trial record.
Lucius would have killed me in court.
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Does we even do these things anymore?
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Excuse me, I have a question.
What is it? What are the total percent daily values? I'm sorry, but I don't answer any questions during an exam.And another time:
So for breakfast I had a bowl of milk with cereal... I think you mean bowl of cereal with milk.
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Robby: *is distracted by his friends*
Teacher: And while......*looks up at Robby* Robby!
Robby: Oh! Godd***.
Teacher: No Robby, I was saying that to get your attention.
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*discussing an extra credit project*
Mr. O: "...and the ornaments for our history tree are due by the end of the week. They can be anything history related so long as there is nothing school inapropriate on them."
Student: "So that means we just can't have porn on them."
Mr. O: "Correct. Hm that's an interesting idea. I should market it. 'Pornographic Christmas ornaments: for the pervert who has everything.'"
~~~
Mr. O: "Assimilation is becoming part of a culture. I mean, you don't see a lot of men walking around in dresses despite the Scottish having their kilts. Therefore, I guess the Scotts assimilated and put on pants."
~~~
Student: "What was that thing that Robin used to say to Batman all the time?"
Mr. O: "I think it was 'Holy smokes Batman!'"
Student: "No, I think it was something that sounded more... homosexual."
Mr. O: "HOLY GAY BATMAN!"
~~~
Mr. O: *discussion about WWII* "The Japanese have no army; it was written in their constitution. They do have an internal police to deal with Godzilla and things like that, though.
~~~
Oh an my English teacher actually has said a few quote worthy things as well. I can only remember one at the moment though.
Mrs. K: *finishing up a story about a horrid student teacher she had once* "And later I learned that he started as a substitute teacher and actually wasn't called back ever again. I mean, to sub you haev to be a warm body, but to not be called back... WOW."
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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(Early) Media Studies GCSE - English
*taking photos - apparentely to get examples (of shots) for future reference*
Curtis: Miss, can you stand there and look angry?
Miss Lewis: *shouting* Get your partner to do it, you lazy -
Curtis: *takes photo* Thanks, Miss!
Miss Lewis: Out.
She rambled for a bit after that 8U
Science;
Dylan: *points at me* Put that book away!
Doctor Timothy-Webber: No, I relish marking his test wrong.
Allan/Me: Too bad I'm right, huh?
(Different lesson)
Dylan: So this is a free lesson?
DTW: No, this is a lesson I don't get paid for.
Maths
Mr. Browne: Connor, explain x=y.
Connor: *gets to the front of the class* Allan, explain it.
Allan: Hm? Oh. Well, the main thing about the theory of relativity is simple. There is no such thing as absolute motion, only relative. When your driving in a car going at, say, ten metres a second -
Mr. Browne: Quiet, you've at the wrong end of the bullet
Allan: How fast is the bullet?
Browne: Fast.
Allan: Reletive to?
Browne: Your head.
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^^;;; All of you teacher's are WAY past funnier than mine lol, but I remember a time when this happened O_o..:
[Back in around September I was in Math class.. I don't do my homework offen [well not anymore x3]..lol]
MT: Alright, Have you notebooks out with your homework or I'll count as if you don't have it!
Me: Oh snap... *I turned to my friend*
Friend: Oh yeah I knew it you didn't do it again did you!! How do you expect to become a lawyer this way?
Me: ... Lots of Phoenix Wright, Harvey Birdman and ... air
Friend: ... the rest I understand but why a--
MT: Ehem Ladies!, Homework? *looks at me*
Me: Uhh... It flew away out that window!... so yeah I yelled for it to stop but It didn't so yeah *smiles*
MT: ... The windows always remain shut.. and there's a gate on the other side of the window.. besides it's really cold!
Next Time I hear an excuse and it's not valid I will hit you with that ruler over there!! *points to 5ft ruler*
Me: ... The Generator is farting
MT: *walks away sighing*
Then the was a time in Science class x3....
ST: Alright time to collect homework! Have out ready on the table
Friend[Same from Math class]: You don't have it again do you?
Me: Nope... How'd ya know?
Friend: -sigh- OH MY GOSH When will you learn..
Me: Oh I learn.. I'm just lazy *^_^*
ST: *is asking for my friends homework*
Me: EEP!! *pulls out a drawing of Phoenix colored in the form of Wocky*
ST: *get over to me* Your homework...Wait why am I asking?
Me: Oh I'm not here!! Phoenix says He can't help you now, ask later
ST: Is that what you'll say next year in 8th grade Science? Just making sure so I know the excuse....which was real bad
Me: *urk* NO I SWEAR I'LL HAVE IT!!.... sometime next week :D
ST: *walks away sighing*
D: ..... You see how it is with me xDDD
[Back in around September I was in Math class.. I don't do my homework offen [well not anymore x3]..lol]
MT: Alright, Have you notebooks out with your homework or I'll count as if you don't have it!
Me: Oh snap... *I turned to my friend*
Friend: Oh yeah I knew it you didn't do it again did you!! How do you expect to become a lawyer this way?
Me: ... Lots of Phoenix Wright, Harvey Birdman and ... air
Friend: ... the rest I understand but why a--
MT: Ehem Ladies!, Homework? *looks at me*
Me: Uhh... It flew away out that window!... so yeah I yelled for it to stop but It didn't so yeah *smiles*
MT: ... The windows always remain shut.. and there's a gate on the other side of the window.. besides it's really cold!
Next Time I hear an excuse and it's not valid I will hit you with that ruler over there!! *points to 5ft ruler*
Me: ... The Generator is farting
MT: *walks away sighing*
Then the was a time in Science class x3....
ST: Alright time to collect homework! Have out ready on the table
Friend[Same from Math class]: You don't have it again do you?
Me: Nope... How'd ya know?
Friend: -sigh- OH MY GOSH When will you learn..
Me: Oh I learn.. I'm just lazy *^_^*
ST: *is asking for my friends homework*
Me: EEP!! *pulls out a drawing of Phoenix colored in the form of Wocky*
ST: *get over to me* Your homework...Wait why am I asking?
Me: Oh I'm not here!! Phoenix says He can't help you now, ask later
ST: Is that what you'll say next year in 8th grade Science? Just making sure so I know the excuse....which was real bad
Me: *urk* NO I SWEAR I'LL HAVE IT!!.... sometime next week :D
ST: *walks away sighing*
D: ..... You see how it is with me xDDD
XDDDDD Too much addiction for PW and AJ.
Correct! hehehe. It pays to yell Objection in class .. that way people don't question me .... a Tip though.. never yell objection in class while taking an exam D: .... you may get a whole bunch of people staring at you.. even the teacher... who may as well be holding a large ruler!!! *runs away X-x* lol It happened to my friend who was trying to yell objection and everyone turned to look at her and my teacher was like "Oh no, not another one"
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The Honorable John G. Roberts, Chief Justice Of The United State Supreme Court.*I'll start up midway through*
So, because of his ties to certain interests in the Middle East, you feel that your actions regarding the wiretap in question were justified? Yes, sir, Mr. Chief Justice. Without the use of the wiretap, we would not have discovered his conversations with the interests of which you spoke. Do the conversations make him guilty? Guilty of what? Of conspiring with terrorists? Yes. Most certainly. Can you really presume one's motives based upon conversations? Ugh, a moment, please? Of course. No, a conversation cannot establish guilt. Then why am I here, Counselor? Because of who he had the conversation with.*later, after I had finished my argument, Mr. Chief Justice Roberts came down from the bench to perform the ceremonial handshake.*
You seemed to be enjoying this? Just living out a dream, Mr. Chief Justice. *chuckle* That's good.
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