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I have another story that just hit.

As a matter a fact I mentioned a thing about a pedophile that lives several houses in my neighborhood in a few of my previous posts.

Here the story:

So its a nice day out and me wanted to try to get a social life decided to take a walk to see if anyone actually cared enough to want to know me more. But instead of kids I come across her. Boo

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The first encounter

So as I walk this lady stops me and asks if I'm new to the neighborhood. I say no and under the impression that shes just a curious lady I tell her my name and where I live. HUGE MISTAKE. I then continue on.

Now I get called inside by my dad so I stay inside.

Now since its not too hot after he calls me in he decided that it was a great time to do the lawn. Now he is listening to his music while mowing the lawn. AND THERE SHE IS. Standing right behind him and tells him how she met me. He is creeped out and finishes the lawn and confronts me about still under the impression that she is just some nice lady but a little on the wacky side.

Now lets fast forward it to a few days later...

Oh yeah did I mention that she lives alone?
Cause she does...

She knocks on the door and that said she needs computer help and wants me. No not my brother or mom who is way better at computers than I but me. So my dad says I suck with computers (not completly a lie either). And after that he confronts me about it (again).

Now I'm not allowed to go to that side of the neighborhood.
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I got another one, but this time it's not so offensive.

This really happened this wednesday. I was returning home from a gym and I was walking from the bus stop to home, when suddenly a girl about my age came from a house with her bike. She stopped me and asked if I still remembered an old friend of mine, who left our country and went back to Philippines, about 5-6 years ago. I said of course and she told me she was his cousin and that he (my friend) was coming over to her house that day. She said to me that I could visit them if I wanted to, as this friend of mine had tried to visit me, but I happened to be outside at the moment.
Personally, I don't really like the idea of visiting someone's home to see an old friend, if I didn't know anyone living there, so I asked her to tell this friend of mine to visit me some time. After that we said goodbyes and I continued walking home.

The weirdest thing about this was that I have no idea who this girl is. I'm pretty sure she never went to same school than I did. I don't even know how she recognized me to be a friend of this Phillippenean. I mean seriously: I don't look like I looked about 5-6 years ago and I think I have never seen that girl before. This is too creepy... But it would be nice to see this friend of mine again.

EDIT: RV, I really hope that woman never tries to contact you anymore. She sounds like a creep. Try to avoid her.
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OH WEEP FOR ME!

...I am. Although, I must admit...your homoporn story was quite...interesting. I hope it's ok that I laughed...
Anyways, back on topic-hm. I've heard many strange things from my friends that have both emotionally and mentally scarred me. But, right now, I can only think of one that my friend said over AIM-something about being a sweet transvestite from Transylvania. And calling me one. Neither of us are transvestites, just so you all know...it was just another strange moment that I've had the unique pleasure of sharing with one of my straightjacket certified friends...more strange stories when I can think of them.
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Zetto what does that V&t thing mean? Also I bet anything it was one of your friends playing a joke on you.


A thread in /v/ confirmed it was an Anon. I only gave the full transcript to one person, and he wasn't on /v/ at the time. He was IMing with me.
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Umm okay let me try again. WHat is:
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Weirdest thing I found was on WikiHow. I know, there are probably more weird things out there, but this just caught my eye. [Possibly offensive.]

http://www.wikihow.com/Kick-Someone%27s-Ass

The fact that that page still stands is really weird.
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Millini, that is the best thing I've seen in a long while.
"Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? *THWACK*"

Anyway, I have two scarring stories:

The first, one time late at night, I was just browsing the internets, right? Well, I was looking at a imageboard site, just looking at some, er...."Pictures" and decided to check one of the other boards. I don't remember exactly what board I was on, but someone had posted a picture. From the thumbnail, it looked like a clump of black hair on a bed with a white sheet. A clump of black hair, kinda like the hair on the floor of a barbershop. I thought to myself "Hmm, that's a strange picture...Why would someone put a clump of hair on a bed?" Then, I looked at the comment...

They were spiders.
A clump of tiny spiders.
SPIDERS.

My face paled, my heart jumped, and I think I might have soiled myself a little (too much info, but whatever). I quickly closed the browser window and never looked back...Just thinking about it freaks me the hell out. I mean, dude. SPIDERS.

The second story, I saw a movie late at night (why is it always late at night when I do this crap?). The movie was called "Videodrome", and I believe it was directed by David Cronenberg. If you've seen the movie, then you know exactly why it would scar me. If you haven't, I'm not sure if any description can truly capture how screwed up that movie was. That night, I slept with the TV on, because I was too scared to sleep in the dark.
Anyway, that's it for the scarring stuff. I do recall an awkward conversation I had with my friend involving orgasms, but that's another story for another time.
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Blood doesn't really bother me too much, but I don't think I could stand to watch a gore film. That would be just too much for me. GotA, what inspired you to watch that stuff? ><


I originally to make sure that I am exposed to all of the bad things that happen in this little world of ours, my original intention was to motivate myself to one day do something about the state of modern society although over the years all its done has turned me into a rather sadistic individual. As I stated earlier, animal cruelty is the only thing that gets to me. I can almost see a funny side in most anything else.


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Umm okay let me try again. WHat is:
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Anon?


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Anon = Anonymous, the people that inhabit 4chan. They are legion, they do not forgive.


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@Zetto San: O.o WTF was THAT!? I hate it when someone really random contacts me...

@RV: "Is the paper boy coming to day? MMMMMmmmm"

@SMuffin: Would I post it if you weren't meant to laugh? lol!
Oh and you friend may have been referring to the "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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I seriously feel like this topic was made to laugh at other people's expenses.... I feel so bad, but it feels oh so good. Screw moral dilemmas, I'm laughing at every last story until my sides burst!!! HA!!! *sides burst* Crap.... I need a doctor...

On subject: I can't think of an akward moment for me atm, but I was there when my dad made himself look like a fool child. I am sure alot of you have done this to yourselves. I was at our local Academy (sports store) with my dad. He was looking for some golfing stuff and he spots someone who he says he knows. He starts to just follow this guy while maintaining his distance and after he is sure he knows him, he starts screaming out a name. Since no one else is around, the guy looks at my dad. Its not the guy my dad knows, but a complete stranger. He gives my dad an akward glare, and starts to walk fast to try to get away. Lol!!! Love akward moments.

Okay, I lied. Its not really akward, but writing down my dad's story had made me think of a funny thing that happened to me. I was at Target with a few friends and me and my friends had thought that while one of our friends was distracted, we would go and hide from them, so we split up. I decided to go lurking between some of the aisles for a little while before dashing a little down one of the main aisles. Apparently some girl with her boyfriend or something had been watching me for a while and when I emerged, she claimed that I was stalking her. I just laughed and completely ignored her. Yea... I be weird.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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Christ I had a dull childhood compared to most of you folks :redd: Either that or I was relatively difficult to scar at that age, I dunno.
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I seriously feel like this topic was made to laugh at other people's expenses.... I feel so bad, but it feels oh so good. Screw moral dilemmas, I'm laughing at every last story until my sides burst!!! HA!!! *sides burst* Crap.... I need a doctor...


Of course it was! Schadenfreude! "That's what stairs are for!"

And people seem happy enough to tell!

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On subject: I can't think of an akward moment for me atm, but I was there when my dad made himself look like a fool child. I am sure alot of you have done this to yourselves. I was at our local Academy (sports store) with my dad. He was looking for some golfing stuff and he spots someone who he says he knows. He starts to just follow this guy while maintaining his distance and after he is sure he knows him, he starts screaming out a name. Since no one else is around, the guy looks at my dad. Its not the guy my dad knows, but a complete stranger. He gives my dad an akward glare, and starts to walk fast to try to get away. Lol!!! Love akward moments.


I've done that! It's so embarrasing.... >.o

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I enjoy my akward moments but unfortunatley I cannot think of any right now... Oh wait heres another one happened a few days ago in fact.

Story:

Alright so its at school and me and my friend finished lunch so I usually always go to the bathroom right after.

Today is no different, So I go and use the urinal and this mentally retarded kid started talking to me. WHILE I WAS TINKLING. And I do not appreciate it when people talk to me while I pee.

Apperently he was asking if I had a twin brother because he was mumbling and I couldn't find out what he was saying.

So I finish using the urinal and thinking he would leave I washed my hands and after I was done he wanted me to give him "some dap" WITH MY WET HANDS! So I dry off my hands and get out of there.

Worst thing is this is actually the second time he's watched me use the bathroom...

WHY CAN'T IT BE PRETTY GIRLS?
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Ugh.... I hate it when people talk to me in the bathroom. I can't ever concentrate on doing my business.... ><
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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lol also had something like that happen to me the other day. Luckily someone walked in, causing them to stop talking. However that person started brushing their teeth! :beef:
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I_R_Unorthodox wrote:
@SMuffin: Would I post it if you weren't meant to laugh? lol!
Oh and you friend may have been referring to the "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Ok, good. Just wanted to make sure. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, huh? I'll have to check that out.
Anyways...lemme think. *thinks* Well, the only scarring things I can think of right now is a long 15-20 minutes of my mom trying to talk to me about sex, and doing family life in PE. I'm sorry to anyone who thinks that sex is a natural thing and we shouldn't be scared/sickened/ashamed to talk/think about it...but to me it's disturbing when your macho man PE teacher's getting up and showing us the birth video, or your mom keeps wanting to talk to you about sex...ugh.
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At least you had the parent of the right gender give you the sex talk. I had to hear it from my mother because my dad was too lazy to give it to me. It confused the heck outta me because how the heck is a woman supposed to know exactly what a man faces when going through puberty??? What.... she's not? I rest my case.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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It confused the heck outta me because how the heck is a woman supposed to know exactly what a man faces when going through puberty??? What.... she's not? I rest my case.

Answer: sex education at school. Elementary school was the first place where I had sex education. And our teacher was a female.

When I was a child, I asked my dad many times what sex and gay means (of course I knew it already) and he just plushed and said "that's not your business". Haha! He's too funny.
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I am so sheltered. I didn't really understand what sex was until 9th grade biology. We didn't have sex ed in middle school and once I learned about human anatomy and watched the sex video in 9th grade, whatever was left of my naive innocence was thrown out the door.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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We had sex ed in 4th grade and 7th grade, and of course 9th grade biology and high school biology. But we NEVER EVER watched a sex video. At least not porn. That would have been pretty scary...
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Its very scary when the people have really funky 70s hairdos. *shivers*
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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i recall an odd swirly animation teaching/showing us about sex. and of course we had to get through that horrid birthing video, before lunch of all times
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actually i think (mostly hidden in darkest parts of my memory) a teacher showed us how to put a condom on via a cucumber. i swear she also forced a kid in class to feel how smooth it was
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Well here we go. If you want an akward story, just talk about people who tried to teach you about sex. I'm sure everyone has their akward story there. lol. That sex video with the 70s people still creeps me out to this day. Lets spend a whole 20 minutes on this video to show you what an erection is. ><
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


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xD These are too funny. I don't think we ever had a sex video in middle school, only in 4th grade... and it was a cartoon. We did have an in-depth unit on STDS in health class in 8th grade... that was disturbing...

Anyway. For something gross, I was walking home from school with my friends and we see this dead squirrel on the side of the road. Which is gross enough. But someone actually stuck one of those 'KEEP OFF GRASS' flags into the dead animal's stomach. D: Uggg... I almost threw up right there.

An awkward one happened last week. We were at a friend's house and bored, so we were calling a bunch of people on our contact lists and asking them to come bring us pie. (xD We wanted pie...) So I call my friend Josh (who we call Jesus) and I scream "HEY JESUS YOU FATTY WALK OVER HERE AND BRING US PIE" or something like that into the phone. Unfortunately, I had the wrong number and some hillbilly woman starts yelling at me. I quickly hang up, but they call back at least 3 times and leave an angry message before they give up. xD
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Speaking about sex education, I find this Nintendo Sex Ed Tape a little scary. Especially because of Luigi's voice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY

@1010: :gant: That was funny!
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Speaking about sex education, I find this Nintendo Sex Ed Tape a little scary. Especially because of Luigi's voice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY


Holy crap. I saw that last night. It's fake obviously, but it's still worth a "WTF?" on my list.
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I was first truly exposed to sex when I found one of my brother's porn mags when I was 6 or 7. Of course, I already knew what sex was roughly, not quite sure how. :S
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Funny how a topic goes from most embarrasing/etc... thing you've ever found to all about how you are exposed to sex. GotA, you already knew what sex was at around 6 or 7 or before that? Either you have an open family, perverted people you know, or did alot of snooping. ><
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I feel the same
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Wow, surprised most of you got awkward experiences when learning about sex. My mother was REALLY open about teaching me about sex, so nothing ever really fazed me.

I would say my first sexual experience was when I was about to go to the bathroom when I looked in the trash (since it was right next to toilet) and saw a porn ordering catalog. So I'm looking through and see all this sexually things. . .some kinda messed up like this dude with a vagina kissing a girl and few other things. Note I was about 5 or 6, very f'ed to see at that age.

Awesome how the topic change :S
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Funny how a topic goes from most embarrasing/etc... thing you've ever found to all about how you are exposed to sex. GotA, you already knew what sex was at around 6 or 7 or before that? Either you have an open family, perverted people you know, or did alot of snooping. ><


Mostly snooping.

My parents never actually had a sex talk with me, since they knew that I already knew most of it. >_>
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Hmm hmm hmm.

I never got a sex talk from my parents. In fact, I don't talk about anything even remotely related to sex with any of my family. Hearing anything relating my parents & sex, I've learned, is an experience that will unfortunately never leave me.

The worst, & fairly recent one, was when I was at my dad's apartment. He & his girlfriend were also there.
I needed to tinkle, so I went to the bathroom. Like in most apartments, you have to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom. As I sat doing my business, my dad & his girlfriend were talking right outside the bathroom door while getting ready to go somewhere. I guess the girlfriend put something on, & I heard my dad say, "Do you have a see-through version of that? Heehee." Girlfriend didn't hear the first time, so I got to hear it twice.
I stayed in the bathroom for a good 5 minutes after that.
I also, once, found printed out lesbian porn underneath my dad's bedframe. I was shocked.

No, it doesn't sound like much, but as I said above, we don't talk about anything sexual, or even physical, -ever-. :(

Anyways... what else? I was depantsed in front of a soccer field while a game was going on. In 6th grade, I fell off a swing backwards, but my pants did not. I happened to be going through puberty.

Oh, & last summer I believe... I wet myself while staying the night at a friend's house, because I had dreamt I got up & went to the bathroom, LOL.
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lol! I don't remember when I DIDN'T know how babies were made. I do remember thinking you threw up the baby though.... lol! And we had sex ed pretty often since I was 9. YEarly I think (on diffrent stuff)

Oh that's just reminded me!

Our drama teacher told us that when she was at school, you only got sex ed when you were 16, and had to have your parents say it was ok (naturally).

None of them could be assed getting permission.

So they were all watching this video, about this darling couple and how they wished for a baby, BUT HOW!?

Suddenly, rabbits appered on the Screen and the teacher lept to her feet, and fastforwarded the tape to

"AND NOW THEY HAVE A BABY!"

In other words, they'd learn shit all. xD
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I do remember thinking you threw up the baby though.... lol!


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Throw them up??? Well there went my theory on babies being made in a factory. Guess I'll have to cancel my order.
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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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One bright and sunny day, shortly after me and my mother had moved into are current flat, we'd finally got our new MAC (*worships mac*) and, in the prossess of transfering old data from the other PC, which we'd had 5 years, and had kept in the split, many of the files which had been encypted and deviously hidden were flying round the Mac in the open. And uncypted.

Now, we'd all like to think I_R was an angelic child who never went through things she shouldn't. :regina: And simply moved them into her dear mothers part of the MAC and forgot about them.

However, as it may come as a surprise to you, I_R is not a good child (Everyone: :agia-shock:) I know! There there, I hear therapy is cheap theses days in NY.

So anyway I_R went through ALL the files! Yes indeed!


I did a similar thing, when I was in charge of transferring files from our old computer to a new one. At that time I had a program on the computer which automatically saves and keeps a record of any MSN conversations on the computer... And there was a chat record on my mum's boyfriend's account... He had been having really dirty (i.e. cybersex) conversations with several random people... Madness.

I didn't ever mention it to my mum or him though. Because I'm hoping that because it was many people it was just a spur of the moment thing... or something... I don't know. At any rate I don't want to cause any trouble by bringing it up.

And recently he got a laptop, I borrowed it one day and checked his history and there were porn sites.

You know, I really wish I hadn't been that curious. It'd be better for me not to know these things... :sadshoe:
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You know, I really wish I hadn't been that curious. It'd be better for me not to know these things... :sadshoe:



I know the feeling. lol!

Porn sites? Nasty...

@Rufus: Well it's better then the usual orthodox ideas you hear like you poke the bellybutton. ;P


@Dullahan: lol I probably came from a factory. xD

Hay speaking of which... you know artifical means it's man made?

Does that mean we're all artifical?
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I dunno, because they say giving birth is natural... well if they do it right. So would that make us natrually artifical???
On April 3, 2016, Court Records Forums experienced a miracle upon that day.
CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)


I feel the same
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Millini wrote:
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Speaking about sex education, I find this Nintendo Sex Ed Tape a little scary. Especially because of Luigi's voice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1ju6GoCsY


Holy crap. I saw that last night. It's fake obviously, but it's still worth a "WTF?" on my list.


Wow... Just wow... I'll never look at Luigi the same way ever again.

Uh, the only thing I can think of that was pretty weird was this freaky pop-up with a flashing image of a deformed set of fangs and gums---some sort of monster I guess. And on it read "Don't click unless your 18 or older" ...Anyway, I haven't seen it in a long time, thank god. But that's all I can think of at the moment...

Oh, and Zetto-san? I can relate to your aim encounter. Except I don't think people found out through reading bathroom stalls (That part weirded me out the most O_O) ...Man, I wish I had been smarter and saved those conversations since they would be funny as hell to look back at.
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dullahan1 wrote:
I dunno, because they say giving birth is natural... well if they do it right. So would that make us natrually artifical???


SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP!!
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