Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found? : Wright & Co. Law Offices

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:05 am

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ashxu wrote:

XDD

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:00 pm

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Kefka Palazzo wrote:

LOL!!!! And the answer is hilarious :redd:

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:07 am

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I was searching up on April fool's joke and I followed a Wikipedia link. The first thing I saw.....wasn't that pleasant...maybe because i wasn't expecting it. But stil...I'm scarred.

:scratch:

http://trsrockin.7.forumer.com/index.php

That's a site I frequent. Check it out if you wish.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:31 pm

Louise

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^ I'm...... really intrigued......

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:25 pm

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loobywright wrote:

^ I'm...... really intrigued......

Dito ... But I don't know if that's good or not.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:16 am

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At my school a 6th grader asked my teacher what a condom was. She tried to explain it by first saying it was like a banana peel. Awkward & funny.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:14 pm

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Well, not something I've found, as such, but anyone familiar with the songs will see why this is freaky:

I put my mp3 player on shuffle and Crssroads by A7X started playing as I was at a crossroad with a church to my right and a pub to my left. then started listenign to seize the day and somethign on the telly about graveyards came on. Then at break today, I was thinking about this girl I fancy in a daydream, and one of my friends said to me, for no reason (seriously he doesn't know why) "she doesn't like you." Of course, he knows nothign about me liking this girl. Then after I realised I fancied this girl just this week, the horoscope from last week predicting this week said that I would realise a soulmate, backed up by other horoscopes through the week, which I only check after the day's over.

So yeah, pretty weird week.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:05 am

ashxu

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Good lord, i've like reported 20-30 answers/questions in half an hour on Yahoo Answers.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:44 pm

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This: (I warn you, its very disturbing) :beef:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JLnuQkWcv4

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:37 am

Perrydotto

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Seishin1 wrote:

This: (I warn you, its very disturbing) :beef:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JLnuQkWcv4

Those aren't boobs, those are medicine balls (you sure know those things). Friggin' medicine balls.
... Honestly, even Mia couldn't pull that stunt off!

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:18 am

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My family took in a Japanese exchange student when I was in 9th grade. He seemed really nice, a little too nice if you know what I mean. Then I was searching the internet and I found his blog. He said he was madly in love with me and that I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. It was veeeeeery weird.

I also found black handcuffs, a lacy black corset and fishnets. In my mother's closet.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 am

ashxu

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Thank god the only thing i've found in my parent's closet etc. was some condoms and that's it.

I feel sorry for you guys.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:34 pm

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Ick I'll tell you what has disturbed me lately.

A woman on Jeremy Kyle (awful chat show) was saying she was all worried about her mother who was having unprotected sex with men (and even accepting money from some) and stripping in pubs etc.

It all sounds horrid enough but the mother in question was 62 *throws up* AND she sounded more like an 80 year old.

Seriously my grandma is 62 and I'd be horrified to my core if she behaved like this.

Call me ageist but 62 year olds should not sleep around or even talk about their sex lives LOL

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:42 am

ashxu

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Maybe she was still hot at 62? I dunno, did they have a picture of her or anything?

Nothing especially disturbing or anything happened to me. (After what i've seen on the internet, everything else seems... so "un-scarring")

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:14 am

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Part of my job is to answer the phone (handle call-in orders). At a dead spot in the afternoon, we got a call from "M.P." Since he's done business with us before, I expected a standard call-in. This was not to be. When I finished rattling off my introductory spiel, I was greeted with a queer silence. After a few seconds' pause, I began to hear loud, static-laden, liquid-type noises. It sounded a bit like the receiver was being dunked and/or slowly scrubbed. The noises were somewhat rhythmic, suggesting that whatever was occurring was not entirely the result of an accident. Then they slowed down, stopped, and resumed. I then began to pick up what sounded suspiciously like heavy breathing as well. I still can't make complete sense of all that I heard, but I can only guess that the lady of the house was...ahem...preoccupied.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:34 pm

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Gregory Wright wrote:

Part of my job is to answer the phone (handle call-in orders). At a dead spot in the afternoon, we got a call from "M.P." Since he's done business with us before, I expected a standard call-in. This was not to be. When I finished rattling off my introductory spiel, I was greeted with a queer silence. After a few seconds' pause, I began to hear loud, static-laden, liquid-type noises. It sounded a bit like the receiver was being dunked and/or slowly scrubbed. The noises were somewhat rhythmic, suggesting that whatever was occurring was not entirely the result of an accident. Then they slowed down, stopped, and resumed. I then began to pick up what sounded suspiciously like heavy breathing as well. I still can't make complete sense of all that I heard, but I can only guess that the lady of the house was...ahem...preoccupied.

you need to stop calling those telephone numbers on tv bro.

...just kidding. I'd hang up after the silence in such a situation though.

My real name is Adrie, so yes, I did make this.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:03 pm

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ashxu wrote:

Maybe she was still hot at 62? I dunno, did they have a picture of her or anything?

No pics m' afraid, but trust me, she was gross :will:

Gregory Wright wrote:

Part of my job is to answer the phone (handle call-in orders). At a dead spot in the afternoon, we got a call from "M.P." Since he's done business with us before, I expected a standard call-in. This was not to be. When I finished rattling off my introductory spiel, I was greeted with a queer silence. After a few seconds' pause, I began to hear loud, static-laden, liquid-type noises. It sounded a bit like the receiver was being dunked and/or slowly scrubbed. The noises were somewhat rhythmic, suggesting that whatever was occurring was not entirely the result of an accident. Then they slowed down, stopped, and resumed. I then began to pick up what sounded suspiciously like heavy breathing as well. I still can't make complete sense of all that I heard, but I can only guess that the lady of the house was...ahem...preoccupied.

Now THAT is disturbing :beef:

see how it withers before my flower of justice

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Wed May 06, 2009 3:30 pm

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Bumpage.

I've got a new one. Calvin and Hobbes porn. :beef:

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Wed May 06, 2009 7:52 pm

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Celestina wrote:

My family took in a Japanese exchange student when I was in 9th grade. He seemed really nice, a little too nice if you know what I mean. Then I was searching the internet and I found his blog. He said he was madly in love with me and that I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. It was veeeeeery weird.

I also found black handcuffs, a lacy black corset and fishnets. In my mother's closet.

So what happen?

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Thu May 07, 2009 6:30 am

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loobywright wrote:

Ick I'll tell you what has disturbed me lately.

A woman on Jeremy Kyle

Stopped reading there.

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 07, 2009 7:08 am

ashxu

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Person-Man wrote:

Bumpage.

I've got a new one. Calvin and Hobbes porn. :beef:

I had to know that.

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 07, 2009 7:28 am

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Person-Man wrote:

Bumpage.

I've got a new one. Calvin and Hobbes porn. :beef:

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 07, 2009 8:35 am

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pink condom lying on the road

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Fri May 08, 2009 10:25 pm

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A condom. When I was 6. :hotti:

I stuck it on my finger cause I thought it was some sort of 1 finger glove

Pocky is love!

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Sat May 09, 2009 12:54 am

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The weirdest thing i've ever found.........hooker gloves in my top shelf...*sigh* wtf? :ack:

Index finger > Coffee Cup

Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sat May 09, 2009 10:15 pm

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I just discovered Cockmongler o_o

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Sun May 10, 2009 4:08 pm

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Spoiler:

Poor boy. ;_;

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Sun May 10, 2009 5:39 pm

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Scarring?

One time, about ten years ago, I stumbled across some Star Wars fanfiction by an author named...

Arco.

Since then I have never been the same.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Mon May 11, 2009 12:30 am

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I have a lot.

Well first, when I was in camp, I had to change in an outdoor changing booth, right? well this really tall guy was in the booth next to me, and I SWEAR TO GOD that he kept looking at me.

and this was after I almost drowned.

I found my dad's box of XL condoms when I was looking for a pen, and there was only one left in the box :meekins:

then I was looking through my history text book only to find that every other page in chapter 4 was stuck together with snot.

I've had a kitten grope me, ANDDDDD

Well this isn't really scarring, considering that he was joking around, but my best guy friend made it his mission to be able to unhook my bra.

so he had my 11 year old sister hold me down on a trampoline so he could unhook my bra... while my 5 year old siblings watched through an open window.
I laughed it off, but it was still kind of weird, since I don't think of him in that way...

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue May 12, 2009 12:37 am

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I'm scared of the pokemon Lickilicki because of a fanart I saw. It was horrifying. :scratch:

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Tue May 12, 2009 1:24 am

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being 7 years old at a birthday party for your cousin, missing your mother, so you proceed to cry all over your drunk bum dad, who then beats the crap out of you, while his family cheer him on.

I'm serious. I hate that bastard. I'm so glad my mom divorced his sorry ass.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Wed May 27, 2009 11:20 pm

Lind

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I saw a 4chan GIF of someone holding small furry animal... I believe it was a cat or something, I wasn't paying attention, at least I wasn't until they THREW IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

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Thu May 28, 2009 12:10 am

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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:

I saw a 4chan GIF of someone holding small furry animal... I believe it was a cat or something, I wasn't paying attention, at least I wasn't until they THREW IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

A woodchipper? holy fucking crap! that's wrong

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 28, 2009 2:03 am

Louise

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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:

I saw a 4chan GIF of someone holding small furry animal... I believe it was a cat or something, I wasn't paying attention, at least I wasn't until they THREW IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

Eww that's gross ;_;

The worst animal cruelty I saw online was this woman who put her stiletto heel through a cats eye, I cried for ages it was disgusting!

I honestly don't know how people can hurt a helpless animal like that ¬_¬

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 28, 2009 1:15 pm

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It's 4chan. What do you expect?

So yeah. Nothing beats my Final Fantasy household in Sims 2.

....Sephiroth and Vincent in bed together. And it was NOT my doing, either.

It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur and to seek to restore honor.

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Thu May 28, 2009 1:58 pm

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Payne-a-tar.
Need I say more?

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Thu May 28, 2009 4:41 pm

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A delightful picture I found of an eighty year old woman completely naked. ;.;

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Thu May 28, 2009 5:45 pm

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Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)

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Thu May 28, 2009 6:27 pm

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Capybara wrote:

A delightful picture I found of an eighty year old woman completely naked. ;.;

And you were looking for that....why?

It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur and to seek to restore honor.

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Re: Weirdest/Most Awkward/Scarring thing you've ever found?

Thu May 28, 2009 7:34 pm

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seeing two naked old ladies in a public pool when I was 8.

And they were wearing shower caps and like... being all.... eww..

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