Gender: Female
Location: Dublin
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Friend-You know what I'm going to do when I'm older? I'm going to be a pirate.
Me-...I thought you wanted to be a cop? So you can try and kill Mario Etheridge?[long story, I'll probably post that another time XD]
Friend-Well, after that. Do you want to be a pirate with me?
Me-Uh, sure.
Friend-We can join a pirate ship, kill the captain, and sail off to the carribbean. Then we paint the ship and call it the Black Pearl.
Me-Why not? You know what'd be better though? If we kidnapped Johnny Depp, forced him to dress up as Jack Sparrow, and he could be our captain.
Friend-
Me- And we can get Friend #2 to come with us, so he can be our slave. I'm not cleaning up the ship.
Friend-Yeah, and if we get in trouble we can always say he made us do it. You know, we could be famous, the teenaged pirates who kidnapped Johnny Depp and made him dress up like Jack Sparrow for us.
Me-What if they try and escape?
Friend-We handcuff them to us at night, so they can't run away.
Me-
I'm getting handcuffed to Johnny then. You can handcuff yourself to Friend #2.Friend-
No!I'm looking forward to seeing how this conversation will continue tomorrow... XD
☆KrazyKaro and Romeo's Daughter☆
☆Godot_Blend_#107, Tap and Jaron's Sister☆
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Bam! Wait. That's a fish?!
Gender: None specified
Location: Will I actually tell you? Maybe for some cake. :P
Rank: Prosecutor
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Me: So, I was thinking about getting you a DS game for your birthday...
Friend: POKEMON! GET ME POKEMON!
So yeah, she's really addicted to pokemon right now...
I'm back, mate! Still lurking like a ninja but whatevs :3
Gettin' Old!
Gender: Male
Location: Scotland
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Me: Oh? How come?
Friend: Busted have been to the year 3000, not much has changed cept we live underwater.
Jeff Davis
Gender: Female
Location: Planet Earth
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 235
And of course that beautiful conversation about Rossiu's forehead. Too bad I can't recall it :/
[Words]
Gender: Male
Location: Right beside you... You looked, didn't you?
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 3940
---
: Friend 1 (laughs at everything...then again, I suppose I do too)
: Me.
: Somewhat-dirty minded girl, but funny
: Well-meaning girl, says some weird stuff.---
Today:
: *looks at picture on ground* What's this? : Oh, somebody drew a picture of me. Apparently I'm holding a knife, but it looks like a sausage to me. : You would think it's a sausage. *laughs* : *elbows me* : Hey! Sausages can be deadly, you know. If you shove them down your mouth really fast, you can choke on them. : Um, what? You...may want to rephrase that. : *laugh* : Eww, I didn't mean it like that! I meant, like, animal sausages! : That just makes it sound even worse! : *laugh louder* : You know what I mean!
The Robert Downey Jr. Of Cookies
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RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
Then again, Phil also seems like the kind of guy who'd write up a will or something.
Kate says:
He wrote it when he was 8.
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
.../yes/
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
what would it say
Kate says:
'i leve al my toy cars to joel'
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
XDDDDDDD
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
awwwwww
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
and everyone would be all "WELL FUCK, THIS IS USELESS"
Kate says:
and joel is all 'YAAAAY HOTWHEELS'
RICK DYNAMITE (storm, may log off without warning) says:
YES
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
Gender: Male
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The Robert Downey Jr. Of Cookies
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Who doesn't? D:
I'm still coming up with new crazy-ass theories. Wild Mass Guessing FTW! (Warning: Link goes to TVTropes.) This particular one involved the Cloaked Figure knocking Phil unconscious, and everything after that being some sort of fucked-up dream. It got silly, to say the least.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
Humph.
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:18 pm
Posts: 659
He got lucky. Never took the precautions, though.
Secret Badger SALUTE!
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Location: Central Victoria, Australia.
Rank: Desk Jockey
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this was when we were getting bagged for liking GS. I nearly died.
Signature by Nadindi!
Married to justis76
Borginian
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Location: Canada
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Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:28 am
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Her freind showed up at school one day with a cast around his arm.
Friend: What happened to your arm? :O
Her Friend: Oh, I punched a wall.
It's funny because he's so random and he was all serious about it. XD
1000% Knight
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Rank: Moderators
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Friend: I dunno, I just did it all. (She was serious xD)
Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
Anna
me
Pretentious? Moi?
Gender: Female
Rank: Desk Jockey
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- Just think of it as Spiderman, but with a frog!
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:25 pm
Posts: 3631
- Just think of it as Spiderman, but with a frog!What was he talking about?
OH, SNAP
Gender: Female
Location: At Lang's house.. at night
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:42 am
Posts: 207
- Lara---
:HATTA MATTA CHATTA MATTA!!!! (i have no idea what it does means)
SohCahToa
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Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:50 am
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Ace Fangirl
Gender: Female
Location: Under your porch, because I love you
Rank: Prosecutor
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'One who should not exist..'
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 494
= me
= classmate who doesn't know PWThat was just fun. It was hard not to blast him with PW related stuff. I tought this would be better.
I'm sure he won't look it up at all. I'm going to ask him tomorrow in Dutch class. (We're forced to sit next to each other.)
let's just tell them that we met in jail
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Prosecutor
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Charlie: *Replies, then says:* Geez, when we get married-
Me: We're getting MARRIED?!
Charlie: Ack! I mean, uh- Well- I-
Catherine: Ooh! Can I be a bridesmaid?
Charlie: What!?
Me: You said it.
*The next day*
Me: Ooh! Charlie! I have something for you! *Produces a ring made of Blu-Tack and a 2p coin*
Charlie: *Insert words that would get me banned here*
And, in MATHS: -BEST CLASS IN THE SCHOOL 8D-
Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C1(warning). *writes C2(second
warning) on the board*
Bob: But Miss, you just said I have a C1.
Mrs. Price: You already had a C1. C1 plus C1 equals C2.
Bob: *Throws arms in the air* MATHS!!
Mrs. Price: Bob, that's a C3(detention).
Everyone: XD
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Location: Dublin
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Friend-So if you were an animal, what kind would you be?
Me-I dunno. A tiger, so I could kill people.
Friend-Oh, that's a good one. What about everyone else, what kind of animals would they be?
Me-Zachary should be a chicken, so we can kill him and eat him.
Friend-Uh, okay...
Me-Or a pig, bacon's nicer than chicken.
Friend-Sure...
Me-No, I have it! A cow! Then we could eat him, and milk him!
Friend-.......You want to milk Zachary?
Me-Yeah. But only so we could sell the milk and earn money.
Friend-Well OK. Let's just eat his ass, and milk him.
☆KrazyKaro and Romeo's Daughter☆
☆Godot_Blend_#107, Tap and Jaron's Sister☆
What the Devil is going on here?
Gender: Female
Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:18 am
Posts: 905
(talking about our school) "This place is 1 law suit away from become a prison. I mean seriously, we have bars on our windows! Malabar Prison doesnt even have bars on the Windows!!"
Sorry if I quoted you wrong! Malabar Prison is the most local jail by the way. This is seriously the funniest thing Ive heard all month. XD
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
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-Me
-Friend - You know rule 38 (i think its this one) of the internet? -Yeah, and...its true -JYNX - ...Thanks for the nightmares
[Words]
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Location: Right beside you... You looked, didn't you?
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Narwhal Enthusiast
Gender: Female
Location: Britain. Doing British Things.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:39 pm
Posts: 23
Brother's GF - "So the cheaper one is cheaper?"
~*~
Sister - "You need to call Kimberley soon."
Mum - "Who's Kimberley Soon?
"
OH, SNAP
Gender: Female
Location: At Lang's house.. at night
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 207
Favorite Music: chocolate
Favorite TV Shows: chocolate
Favorite Movie: Chocolate
Favorite Books: chocolate
Favorite Quotes: chocolate
About me: chocolate
Employer: chocolate
Occupation: muwahahah
Edit: i'm not kidding
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 451
I thought though- a recent topic i read...
Anyway, a Facebook CR friend said the following:
Portsman is creepy. Seriously, how can you have orgasms from eating a Medallion?!? It must've been chocolate...
Cue spongebob response
I'm not going to say who it was, because you'll go all "FLAMESANDRAGEBURNLIKENIBELHEIM" on me.
Narwhal Enthusiast
Gender: Female
Location: Britain. Doing British Things.
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:39 pm
Posts: 23
I can't say I remember you, but it's possible?
Anyway...
My friend [when describing how I draw people]: "Some of them have boobs, others have throat-boobs!"
The Robert Downey Jr. Of Cookies
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"You're good with Macs and I'm good with Windows. Together, we can help people. And we can get a dog and teach it Linux!"
I...I dunno why I found that so funny.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
In dubio pro reo
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Before I post the conversation you need a prior knowledge =D
I don`t have a cable to connect my mobile phone to the computer. So I got to ask friends if they can send music or sounds to me ...
I`m German, so I try to translate it as good as I can =O
Me: Could you please download and send me a few sounds ?
Friend: What kind of sounds?
Me: Uhm, one is "Einspruch!" (Objection) and the other one is "Moment mal!"
(My friend was like "wtf?!")
Friend: Forget it... Freak!
Anything from the shop? Cornetto.
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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I can't say I remember you, but it's possible?
Anyway...
My friend [when describing how I draw people]: "Some of them have boobs, others have throat-boobs!"
Ummm... gamefaqs... dissidia?
Gender: Female
Location: Dublin
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Friend-Why was it called the Great Famine when it clearly wasn't great? That's like calling it the 'Super-Duper Famine'.
☆KrazyKaro and Romeo's Daughter☆
☆Godot_Blend_#107, Tap and Jaron's Sister☆
TAkE YouR hEaRT
Gender: Female
Location: Forecourt Of Hell
Rank: Medium-in-training
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Posts: 400
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Yay! I've got 65%!
Friend 2: Oh, from how much?
lying is bad
Gender: Male
Location: Ithaca, NY
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:34 pm
Posts: 1916
Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT. LIKE. ME?
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:58 pm
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In french, we were learning new vocab, and miss asked what 'Piscine' meant.
My friend yelled out 'TOILET!'
1000% Knight
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"What's two times four?"
"Eight..?"
"See, you are being productive!
"Credit to Evolina for the sig+avatar!
SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Location: The Land of Tea and Crumpets...England.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Teacher: What are you looking at?
Friend: A screen?
Step ladders are sexy
Gender: Male
Location: México
Rank: Suspect
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"It's like a plant, but it's alive"
I faceplam'd and lol'd
What the Devil is going on here?
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Location: Sydney, Australia
Rank: Prosecutor
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"Can you put your boyfriend on a leash or something??"
Till the landslide brought me down...
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- If you use plastic, You're a spastic ^^
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