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Would be interesting to see someone truthfully answer yes to that.
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Heres another one:
What question can you never awnser 'yes' to, even if it was the correct answer to the question, or if you wanted to say it?
Are you lying?
Oh wait, think it's more like "The following statement is the truth. The previosu statement was a lie." I can';t think of how to word that as a question though.
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I one two half six. --> I want to have sex.
C-CoffeeReaper! Lol jokes jokes, yup thats what your ment to say.
What was I meant to say? I was just proclaiming how much I wanted to have sex.
heheh
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Are you sleeping?
Yes, I'm sleeping.
I may have lied, but I still answered yes to the question. (I think the correct riddle is supposed to be, "What question can you never truthfully answer 'yes' to?")
Are you dead?
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Comatose and dead would work better.
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Just like the joke thread, this is a place to post your puzzles. I have a challenge for you all.
You know Palindromes? Where it's a word or sentence that is the same backwards as it is forwards, examples:
Lisa Basil
Racecar
Nun
My challenge to you, is, make a longer palindrome than this one:
Flee to me, remote elf.
Can you do it?
Go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog
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Actually, that's the greatest answer in the history of the universe. You win an Internet
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OH! I know this one! People took water from the ocean to fight the forest fire, the scuba diver got sucked into whatever they were collecting water with, right?
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He was hit with a fridge!
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1. A man hears something on the radio that makes him kill himself.
2. A man lies dead in his room. Under the bed are several small discs of wood.
3. A man receives a package, opens it, looks at its contents, and sends it to another man. The second man opens it, looks at its contents, and buries it.
4. A man is dead in a phone booth.
5. A bell tolls. A man dies. A bell tolls.
6. A man wakes up at night and turns off the light. In the morning he looks out the window and kills himself.
7. A man lies dead on the sidewalk.
8. There is a pool full of alligators. A man standing on one side crosses the pool without being harmed. How does he do it?
(I got these off some website, by the way, and the answers are all ridiculous)
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2. The man kept board games (such as a checkers set with wooden pieces) under his bed and suffocated in his sleep
3. In the package was a note saying, "To Mr. X: Send this package to Mr. Y; to Mr. Y: Bury this package"
4. The man was in the phone booth when a random guy came up and shot him
5. It was 1 o'clock, so the bell chimed to signal it was the hour. A guy died for whatever reason. Then the bell chimed at 2 o'clock.
6. He saw a meteor was going towards the earth and was going to kill everything in a fiery death when he looked out the window, so he decided to kill himself quickly and painlessly instead
7. The guy was walking along the street when some random guy came up and shot him
8. The alligators were dead
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Actually, the voices in my head are always singing, my thought process revolves around repetition and melody.
I always keep the beat baby, and I just can't stop!
Do-wop do-wop
Just sing it soft, and I'll take it slow!
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Actually, the voices in my head are always singing, my thought process revolves around repetition and melody.
I always keep the beat baby, and I just can't stop!
Do-wop do-wop
Just sing it soft, and I'll take it slow!
whoa, whoa, whoa.
You rock
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2. The man kept board games (such as a checkers set with wooden pieces) under his bed and suffocated in his sleep
3. In the package was a note saying, "To Mr. X: Send this package to Mr. Y; to Mr. Y: Bury this package"
4. The man was in the phone booth when a random guy came up and shot him
5. It was 1 o'clock, so the bell chimed to signal it was the hour. A guy died for whatever reason. Then the bell chimed at 2 o'clock.
6. He saw a meteor was going towards the earth and was going to kill everything in a fiery death when he looked out the window, so he decided to kill himself quickly and painlessly instead
7. The guy was walking along the street when some random guy came up and shot him
8. The alligators were dead
NOPE!
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Is this something different then the 4 in the morning, 2 in the evening, and 3 at night one?
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Is this something different then the 4 in the morning, 2 in the evening, and 3 at night one?
Yes.
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I figured something out at school about it, but I can't remember what it was. It had to do with the difference between mass and weight too...
Aaargh musn't think about it it's summer holiday dammit!!! ...
Anyway, I don't know any riddles aside from the lame ones....
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The difference between mass and weight is that mass is the amount of matter, and is constant, while weight is the amount of force exerted on an object by a gravitational field. In everyday usage, the two are basically interchangeable, though.
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They weigh the same because you chose to measure weight in a specific measurement. Which is tons. They weigh 2,000 pounds. No more, no less, bitch.
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The difference between mass and weight is that mass is the amount of matter, and is constant, while weight is the amount of force exerted on an object by a gravitational field. In everyday usage, the two are basically interchangeable, though.
But still, if someone is trying to be a smartass with such a riddle, they have to be right in what they say...
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Actually, if you said pounds instead of kilograms, then feathers would weigh heavier even on Earth because gold and other precious metals are weighed in troy pounds, which are lighter than the more commonly used avoirdupois pounds.
So long, in fact, that all of my signatures now exist behind a paywall.
Bummer.
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Actually, if you said pounds instead of kilograms, then feathers would weigh heavier even on Earth because gold and other precious metals are weighed in troy pounds, which are lighter than the more commonly used avoirdupois pounds.
...I've never heard of troy and avoirdupois pounds... but looking it up, it seems you got the two confused, with troy pounds being slightly heavier... but that just means you say the pound of gold is heavier instead of saying the pound of feathers is heavier xD
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Actually, if you said pounds instead of kilograms, then feathers would weigh heavier even on Earth because gold and other precious metals are weighed in troy pounds, which are lighter than the more commonly used avoirdupois pounds.
...I've never heard of troy and avoirdupois pounds... but looking it up, it seems you got the two confused, with troy pounds being slightly heavier... but that just means you say the pound of gold is heavier instead of saying the pound of feathers is heavier xD
Either way, it's still a dick move
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Hydrophobic Sand is the correct answer
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You are an archeologist. You know that there are THREE tribes on the island you are exploring. One tells nothing but truth, one tells nothing but lies, and ONE TELLS BOTH. You come to a TRIDENT in the road. A representative from each tribe is waiting at their respective paths. You go up to them and ask them either the same question either ONCE or TWICE, and this tells you where the truth-teller's village is.
What is the question?
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You are an archeologist. You know that there are THREE tribes on the island you are exploring. One tells nothing but truth, one tells nothing but lies, and ONE TELLS BOTH. You come to a TRIDENT in the road. A representative from each tribe is waiting at their respective paths. You go up to them and ask them either the same question either ONCE or TWICE, and this tells you where the truth-teller's village is.
What is the question?
Does the tribe that tells both follow a pattern of true-false-true-false-etc.? If so:
Ask each tribe "Are you the village that tells both the truth and lies?" twice. Truth-telling tribe will say no twice. Lying tribe will say yes twice. Tribe that tells both will say yes and no.
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Unless you're a psychology major who's spent 3 months with the guy, no.
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