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How many do you think you could kill before they overpower you?
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I'd say about 61 if I had my trusty dummy rifle.

Or better yet a real rifle!
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The Answer? ...Anyway, 4029 because I'd distract them with cartoons. ...What's the point of this topic?
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None. I have no muscless.
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if a huge stream of six year olds came rushing at me, I would shit my pants and run in the opposite direction.

Longer legs, run faster. Larger body, more stemina (except for my nediness...).... I'd have a good chance of getting away.
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Godot Fan wrote:
What's the point of this topic?


Oh shit, well, I don't know. It's pretty hard to decipher, I'm sure, but perhaps how many six year olds you could kill if a huge stream of them comes rushing at you.
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A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway
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DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway


Oh, so you have personal experience?
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If halo 3 has taught me anything, I'd use my shotgun and Warthog (jeep) In my hog I could crush thousands. If I lured them to a Halo installation I could take out the galaxy of 6 year olds.
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Mikker wrote:
DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway


Oh, so you have personal experience?

handling the extreme cases of ADHD yes, actually killing them nooo
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A few dozen of them little buggers.

I'm a hefty guy which mean I can take the blows while still being able to keep my ground. Plus, I should be able to pick up a few at time throw them away with ease. And if they do pull me off of my feet, I start Barrel Rolling and running over and smashing the little bastards. :gant:
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None.

I love children o-o I wouldn't mind being overpowered at all XD

...And I'm taking a child development class, in October a huge stream of 4-year-olds will come rushing at me, let's see what happens then o-o
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If a huge stream of six-year-olds cam rushing at me, my first thought would not be "Gee, I wonder how many of them I can kill with my bare hands." It would be more along the lines of "Gee, theres a huge stream of six year olds rushing at me. How bizzare."

Are they trying to kill me, or are they just excited?
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I would use the shot gun, my beam sword and my trusty plasma grenades.

Thousands would be destroyed
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DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
Mikker wrote:
DetectiveTomDamron wrote:
A LOT....ive had experience with little kids over the years....its not that hard to kill them anyway


Oh, so you have personal experience?

handling the extreme cases of ADHD yes, actually killing them nooo


So what do you do to children with ADHD, knock them out cold? Or is it more a matter of finding something that will bore them to death and stop all hyperactivity?
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no i just play with the kids till one of us gets tired....usually me...then i just yell at them to go away :gymshoe:
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I'll hire someone to play FOLLOW THE LEADER with the huge heap of six old year kids and they will keep playing and following the leader until they reach Neverland Ranch.
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Srsly... Being in love is so lovely ^_^

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OVER 9000!

... In all real about 1000.

Yet I am not a violent person... If I went in killing spree yeah if not then 0.
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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I wouldn't kill any of them. Children are our future.
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Hm. Well...a lot. Seeing as how they might-might-be half my size, and not really incredibly strong...maybe 30? If they had weapons (sticks, stones, ect.) Then maybe 20 or so. I don't think I would make them that mad, though... :eh?:
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Kill?

I'd be piling them into the back of a black van for later 'use'. >_____>

I'd say I could grab around 30 of them.
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Holy Hell wrote:
How many do you think you could kill before they overpower you?

I dislike your brain. >.>

I love children and I could never bring myself to harm one of them. I might try to restrain them but I'd never attack one.
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Probably battling with coursework

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I couldn't kill anything with anything cause I'm stupid when it comes to working most things and generally weak. I'd just stand and be trampled obediently -_-;
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I would point in the other direction and shout "Look, it's the TWEENIES" thus distracting them while I made my getaway.
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I'd... give them my younger brother as bait.... they'll probably be gone before you know it.
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I would become their leader and then crush Kenjirusame with them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A flash mob of 6 year olds?

I could kill all of them instantly.

The secret is to tell them the truth about an old fat man called santa. Instant life crusher.

They'd all turn emo and with their inexperiance with a knife they's slice their hand off and die of blood loss.

Problem solved.
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All I would need is my trusty knife and a shovel. I'd dig a large ditch and disguise it with a dirt cover. I'd then lure them to the ditch, then they would fall in. That would work for at least 60 6 year-olds.
Hopefull they work like Resident Evil 4 where they just slow down and approach slowly, that's where my knife comes in. This would work for at least 10 6-olds. I would then run away to get help(or guns).
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Just for you Baki. can you marry me now?

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None. I JUST CAN'T KILL THOSE POOR CHILDREN. ;_:
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Teh Headbuddy wrote:
None. I JUST CAN'T KILL THOSE POOR CHILDREN. ;_:

You're not even trying, anymore. Are you?
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Just for you Baki. can you marry me now?

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No, really. I'm far to nice to kill people.
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Stop playing cutesy, with me.

It won't work.
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Just for you Baki. can you marry me now?

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But it's true.

....

Let's talk about food.
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Yesterday, I had a cellphone conversation with my friend. We were talking about the best way to eat a cream-filled pastry.

I'm not sure, because if you eat the head, the cream falls out the bottom. But if you turn it around after you bite the head off, you could lick it out.

But what if you end up with a little cream on you, though?

If you eat the bottom first, you can get the cream directly in your mouth. My Sister says that if you carefully nibble away, you can make the experience last longer.

But since I like to get a mouthful of cream on my first vore, I gobble away at the innards and use my tongue to scoop.
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Just for you Baki. can you marry me now?

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Well honestly, what I do is shove it in my mouth and feel the rush.
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Yes.

That is where our personalities greatly differ.
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Just for you Baki. can you marry me now?

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How do you eat your six year olds?

I like to get the legs first.
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