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Judgemaster64 wrote:
Persian wrote:
Jin from "Samurai Champloo" is actually a doctor, live on a Island with places named after desserts and a girl can easily seduce him if she give him herbal tea each days, go on dates with him and give him a blue feather...
- Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility (I swear this guy IS Jin from "Samurai Champloo"!!! He have the same name, same hair, same glasses and same clothing style!!!)
- Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility (I swear this guy IS Jin from "Samurai Champloo"!!! He have the same name, same hair, same glasses and same clothing style!!!)
Same goes for Spike Spiegel. At the end of the series he actually loses his memory and becomes a doctor and has a wife and a kid.
I laughed SO hard at that.
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Inspector Grosky is prepared to arrest you in style with finesse with his chesthair sheltering innocent kittens.
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sparkleranger78 wrote:
Babies are allowed to drive, Mario kart
So are
Also;
China exists on two planets. So does Denmark, France, and whatever jungle Tarzan exists in. ('Cuz Kingdom Hearts completely ignored Earth.)
Dolls can hurt or kill people too. (Final Fantasy 10 or Clock Tower TFF, whichever floats your boat.)
There is such thing as a REAL Mega Buster. (Tatsunoko VS. Capcom (Frank West's Hyper Combo))
And bouncing on water is possible with a really slow go-kart. (Myth Makers Super Kart GP SUCKS!)
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<-->Everything is fixable by mobile phone (GTA IV)
<-->At the age of ten, it's OK to leave on a very long journey on your own (Pokemon)
<-->You may somehow become Latino, black or white, become English and somehow suddenly grow facial hair, all through a plastic surgeon (Saints Row 2)
Signatures are hard...
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~Just having an enemy touch you damages you
~Presents make a person love you
~Never steal any items from a shop otherwise the shop keeper will give you the death penalty
~Women must always wear sexy clothes when in combat
~A tiny flying type pokemon will fly you all the way home
~F**k boats! You must surf to the island with the next gym
~Love knows no bounds
Edit: ~Blood doesn't exist in some universes
And most importantly...Never give up.
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-Raising a girl's affection points is really easy.
-You can always skip through a conversation if it's too slow to you.
-You can mute a character's voice if you get annoyed with them.
-Girls with big boobs and cold/quirky personalities usually are always the better love interests.
I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.
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Emiko Gale wrote:
~Never steal any items from a shop otherwise the shop keeper will give you the death penalty
That's a pretty healthy idea to go by...
Do not attack small animals! They will form an army and kill you. (Legend of Zelda)
It's easy to get rich and survive by farming, even in winter! (Harvest Moon)
Sleep is the best medicine for getting poisoned, stabbed, bitten or paralyzed! (Any RPG)
Dragons exist! We just aren't looking hard enough for them. (Any RPG)
Gravity doesn't exist when it comes to hairstyles. (Any Anime-Game)
As a woman, walking around in barely-pants and a showgirl skirt on one side is perfectly acceptable in public. (FF X-2)
Just standing there and doing nothing but staring will result in a very successful conversation. (Silent Protagonists)
And conversations can also be done by various sounds of "Tah!", "Huuah!" and "Eh?" (Similar to above)
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CatMuto wrote:
Emiko Gale wrote:
~Never steal any items from a shop otherwise the shop keeper will give you the death penalty
That's a pretty healthy idea to go by...
Do not attack small animals! They will form an army and kill you. (Legend of Zelda)
It's easy to get rich and survive by farming, even in winter! (Harvest Moon)
Sleep is the best medicine for getting poisoned, stabbed, bitten or paralyzed! (Any RPG)
Dragons exist! We just aren't looking hard enough for them. (Any RPG)
Gravity doesn't exist when it comes to hairstyles. (Any Anime-Game)
As a woman, walking around in barely-pants and a showgirl skirt on one side is perfectly acceptable in public. (FF X-2)
Just standing there and doing nothing but staring will result in a very successful conversation. (Silent Protagonists)
And conversations can also be done by various sounds of "Tah!", "Huuah!" and "Eh?" (Similar to above)
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All of these points are brillient. ^-^ They even made me laugh because I can't believe I didn't think of them first. *Sigh* Now I wish I lived in the Harvest Moon universe...Even though gardening in real life would be a bigger pain in the arse than in the game and I would have to survive without meat ._.
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Throwing my life away for something that will ultimately fail is A-Okay! (Final Fantasy X, Tales of Symphonia, etc)
If some jerk-driver just cut me off, I can easily throw a shell or banana peel in front of him and he'll crash. (Mario Kart)
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-It's okay to walk into someone's house, break all their jars, and take their money.
-In a fight, your opponent will always wait for you to move first.
-Hearts are an acceptable form of currency (Castlevania II)
-Turtles are EVIL!
-The moon is actually crescent-shaped (Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland)
-Always have faith in the people you love. (Ace Attorney)
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My pointer finger is a tool of justice. (do you even need to ask?)
If you get shot, you can just walk behind a wall and wait for the wound to heal itself. (at least 50% of third-person shooters)
Barrel rolling solves everything. (Star Fox)
Not knowing what is a funyarinpa is practically blasphemous. (999)
Jumping on your enemies always works. When it doesn't, just shoot fire. (Mario)
Monsters don't belong in this world. If they're still here, just whip them. (Castlevania)
No copyright law in the universe can stop a blue hedgehog. (Sonic)
Everything reminds me of a puzzle. (Professor Layton)
If someone stole your cake, kill EVERYONE! (Kirby)
If he wanted to, Jesus could drop the freaking moon. (The World Ends With You)
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-War... war never changes.
-Always bring a fancy energy axe to a gunfight.
-Dog brains work pretty well as gun components.
-If your ceiling talks to you, don't talk back.
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Speaking of masks, I can rip the face off of corpses and wear it to become them (Majora's Mask)
If I ever need to search for a person who is missing, I will wear a mask of their persona and ask around if they have seen him (Majora's Mask)
If the world's environment sucks, it's probably because a specific tree is dying (Harvest Moon Animal Parade)
Weeds are a great present for flower lovers (Shara/Sia from Rune Factory 3)
Hooker boots are awesome footwear for men and women (Knight of Ratatosk, Final Fantasy X-2)
Doors and walls are very easy to punch through (Final Fight)
Always repeat what somebody has learned 20 seconds ago, because they most likely have the brain of a gnat and must be told things they have already heard 20 seconds ago (Several RPGs)
If I lose all memories of my childhood, I most likely am a replica (Tales of the Abyss)
Wait... that last one fits me perfectly! OH MY GOD!!
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BS tactics that would never be allowed in a court of law somehow allow you to win legal cases. (Isn't obvious?)
Everything reminds people of puzzles. (Professor Layton)
Expertly trained guards never think to look underneath a human-sized cardboard box that's the only hiding spot for an intruder. (Metal Gear)
You're still surprised when the final boss is the title of every game in the series. (Also Metal Gear)
A 6'3" woman can easily contort herself into a perfectly round sphere. (Metroid. Though to be fair, Game Theory was able to explain this one)
A Japanese man on a quest for vengeance thinks that all Chinese people know each other, seeing as how his father's murder was Chinese. (Shenmue)
Looking for sailors is the first thing you ask someone. (Also Shenmue)
Nine people are able to solve ridiculous and stupid puzzles when under extreme pressure of being killed by bombs implanted in their stomachs. (999)
The same thing happens again. (Virtue's Last Reward)
Italian plumbers, knights in green tunics, space warriors in power armor, expert mercenaries, pocket monsters, and pink puffballs can exist in the same universe. (Super Smash Bros.)
You rescue a princess for over 25 years, and don't even think about getting your kingdom better security or an army to protect your only ruler. (Mario)
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TopHatProfessor1014 wrote:
You can carry a seemingly infinite amount of stuff in your inventory. (Pretty much every game ever)
BS tactics that would never be allowed in a court of law somehow allow you to win legal cases. (Isn't obvious?)
Everything reminds people of puzzles. (Professor Layton)
Expertly trained guards never think to look underneath a human-sized cardboard box that's the only hiding spot for an intruder. (Metal Gear)
You're still surprised when the final boss is the title of every game in the series. (Also Metal Gear)
A 6'3" woman can easily contort herself into a perfectly round sphere. (Metroid. Though to be fair, Game Theory was able to explain this one)
A Japanese man on a quest for vengeance thinks that all Chinese people know each other, seeing as how his father's murder was Chinese. (Shenmue)
Looking for sailors is the first thing you ask someone. (Also Shenmue)
Nine people are able to solve ridiculous and stupid puzzles when under extreme pressure of being killed by bombs implanted in their stomachs. (999)
The same thing happens again. (Virtue's Last Reward)
Italian plumbers, knights in green tunics, space warriors in power armor, expert mercenaries, pocket monsters, and pink puffballs can exist in the same universe. (Super Smash Bros.)
You rescue a princess for over 25 years, and don't even think about getting your kingdom better security or an army to protect your only ruler. (Mario)
BS tactics that would never be allowed in a court of law somehow allow you to win legal cases. (Isn't obvious?)
Everything reminds people of puzzles. (Professor Layton)
Expertly trained guards never think to look underneath a human-sized cardboard box that's the only hiding spot for an intruder. (Metal Gear)
You're still surprised when the final boss is the title of every game in the series. (Also Metal Gear)
A 6'3" woman can easily contort herself into a perfectly round sphere. (Metroid. Though to be fair, Game Theory was able to explain this one)
A Japanese man on a quest for vengeance thinks that all Chinese people know each other, seeing as how his father's murder was Chinese. (Shenmue)
Looking for sailors is the first thing you ask someone. (Also Shenmue)
Nine people are able to solve ridiculous and stupid puzzles when under extreme pressure of being killed by bombs implanted in their stomachs. (999)
The same thing happens again. (Virtue's Last Reward)
Italian plumbers, knights in green tunics, space warriors in power armor, expert mercenaries, pocket monsters, and pink puffballs can exist in the same universe. (Super Smash Bros.)
You rescue a princess for over 25 years, and don't even think about getting your kingdom better security or an army to protect your only ruler. (Mario)
To be fair...the second one is actually wrong in every game. After the fight against the titular mech, there is always one more boss fight that you can very well lose.
And from what I recall about the box it was horribly ineffective and they would just break it or kick it away if they saw you out of place with it.
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To be fair...the second one is actually wrong in every game. After the fight against the titular mech, there is always one more boss fight that you can very well lose.
I was referring to the fact that Snake seems to be surprised in every game that the terrorists are building a Metal Gear. I guess MGS3 doesn't count since it's a prequel.
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And from what I recall about the box it was horribly ineffective and they would just break it or kick it away if they saw you out of place with it.
That is true in later games in the series, but in the earlier games it actually works. Also, if you hide underneath the box in certain areas, the soldiers don't notice you.
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TopHatProfessor1014 wrote:
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To be fair...the second one is actually wrong in every game. After the fight against the titular mech, there is always one more boss fight that you can very well lose.
I was referring to the fact that Snake seems to be surprised in every game that the terrorists are building a Metal Gear. I guess MGS3 doesn't count since it's a prequel.
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And from what I recall about the box it was horribly ineffective and they would just break it or kick it away if they saw you out of place with it.
That is true in later games in the series, but in the earlier games it actually works. Also, if you hide underneath the box in certain areas, the soldiers don't notice you.
Yeah but those certain areas are typically places where you would expect to see a box and the boxes were equal in size to the other boxes you saw.
Though technically it's not even a Metal Gear in MGS3.
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Mega Man 9 taught me that even something like a video game can break a person's soul.
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