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NO, it's not a bad game, I enjoyed it but, BUT, some things really pissed me off.
Like when Leon plays stereotypical-action-hero-mr.-macho-guy. Ok it's hard to explain exactly what I mean but I hate him when he does that.
And also:
WTF! Leon?! YouassohleCapcomIhateyouwhatdidyoudothatforsostupididiotsworthlessshitgame!!!
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Yes, I know, and I thought it was the worst game ever the first time i played it.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Searching for Big Whoop.
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Maybe not, But I still stand at that I hated everything and everyone that had anything to do with it when I played it.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Searching for Big Whoop.
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Let them at me, I'm not scared.
I can find a flaw in everything they say. (Meh... hardcore fans. Nothing is perfect.)
Maybe I could give them some really good, to the world since long fogotten, games to play instead.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Look at the location
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Searching for Big Whoop.
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I still play it sometimes, but when I do, I try to ignore the ending, I stop before that part.
Hey, I don't want to argue with anyone, I mean, my brother didn't give a shit when I told him about it either. He just said "So? I don't care."
This is just the way I think of games, like it or not.
There are many games that I love, and I criticize them too. That's the way it is, and you'll just have to live with it.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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WHY DO WE EXPECT HIM TO SAVE THE WORLD WHEN ALL HE CAN DO IS PLAY BASKETBALL
You obviously haven't played this game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley,_S ... am:_Gaiden
Lolwut?
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Worst game I have ever played? Some Jurassic Park game for the SNES.
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............. Boogie?
Posted by Request.
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Sig changed on December 08, 2008. Avatar changed on December 14, 2008.
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http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/tattoo-assassins/
So bad it wasn't even FINISHED.
The fatalities suck and make no sense, But it controls like fricken crap. You have better chance of winning by mashing your Keyboard/Emulation controller/Arcade buttons with your FACE.
although these comes close, very close
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jrIQf0DYk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3YpfTrL3wk
I couldn't find decent internet text reviews, so here are video reviews of it.
He also did his own review on Tatoo assasins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXoLrcO2DZU
Thank god people gave up on terrible MK rip-offs when 3D came around.
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also i hate yoshi
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And Back to the Future for Nes just sucked really bad.
Hee...Hee.....Hee...
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Have you seen the ending?
It sucks.
A Winner Is You, indeed.
All I can think of now is a hideous Untold Legends game for the PSP, but stay tuned...
I surely played worse games.
EDIT: REVOLUTION X.
God that sucked, even for rail-shooters standards.
Criminal love.
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Hydlide. You awakened some terrible memories. I remember playing the NES game and not understanding what the hell to do.
Super Hydlide had the same problem and had it even worse than the original.
...Then came Virtual Hydlide. The worst Sega Saturn game I ever played. Now Sega Saturn is up there with Sega CD and the Dreamcast for most underrated systems of all time. But this game makes me want to destroy the console part by part. It is confusing, graphically challenged, and more that just makes this one of the worst thing I have ever played
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Yes, I've actually played it. It DOES suck.
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* The game excluded a number of playable popular characters, such as Emma Frost, Psylocke, Beast, Jubilee, etc.
* Magma has vanished from the last game.
* Only four brotherhood members? WTF.
* Deadpool? Over Sabertooth, Mystique, and Avalanche? Hellz no!!!!
* Iron Man? IRON MAN?! W-T-F-W-T-T!!!!!! (What the fuck were they thinking)
* The whole 10 attack thing was confusing, and a waste for me...
* Did I mention iron man and deadpool?
* Storm, what happened to your lovely hair?
* No X Mansion....except rubble.
* Not enough character interactions
* Final Battle against Apocolapse felt too broken.
Now, I bring up a few good points
* New Interesting Characters, like Sunfire, and Scarlet Witch.
Unique NPC's like Destiny, Shanna, Ka-Zar, Shadowcat, etc.
* Scarlet Witch made the game worthwhile.
* Unique Character Interactions
* Mission Briefings were good.
* Interesting enemy fights, like Abyss, and the Stepford Cuckoos
There are also glitches
* In the Egypt base, Scarlet Witch has her second costume?
* Animators were too lazy to give out capes, except Magneto.
* Sometimes the game crashed unexpectedly.
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I like Phantasy Star I, II, and IV a lot...Part III gives me a uncomfortable battle system...
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Anything else...any Star Fox game since the Star Fox 64, Bomberman: Act Zero...I'll post more when I think of them. Just woke up.
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Yeah, who knew that switching from a stylus to a mouse would make the game harder? Some beats have so many layers that you have to hit in a row that I can never complete a song because of it. Maybe if it was a home brew DS spin off it be better.
The scary thing is I seen people S Ranking songs on their web site!
One of the worse games that I played had to be Haunting Ground of course I never played games similar to it like Clock Tower, for example, so I guess the part where I was running for my life instead of fighting the stalkers threw me off. The dog wasn't a big help either, Fiona keeps panicking and eventually gets caught and "killed" by the bad guy.
As for Contact it did take me a bit to get used to the combat of course I had to figure all this out without a game manual because I bought it used. It is a decent game and I had fun playing it though at the moment I am stuck on a boss fight.
Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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sadly I am not overreacting
*Gasps* Your Honour! I love this guy! ^
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*Clears throat*
MEGAMAN ZERO SUCKED ASS. I'm serious, I could barely get by the first boss, I really questioned Zero's sexuality (Even though it said MegaMAN) and everything was against you. I mean, you could be running down the road, BOOM, some random fucking wheel guys kills you. It's just bullshit, especially the second boss. He's so fucking hard he could've been the LAST BOSS. He jumped around everywhere and took cheap shots at you. And when you finally get by him, you get two more missions. Good luck doing those, because you lose the ability to retry if you die! So when you've failed those, the whole damn base gets taken over by enemies. So if you're lucky enough to get to the boss, kiss you ass goodbye, because he's fucking harder than the last guy. He's some flame monkey-bot or whatever, and he takes cheaper shots than the other boss! He jumps around as well, and throws fire at you, rolls into a ball of fire and charges at you, and that's where this ends, BECAUSE I NEVER GOT PAST HIM.
/Angry Video Game Nerd
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MUG SMASHERS - A relatively unknown beat-em-up for the arcades, done by a company in Italy and a company in England. It features some very amateur and lousy graphics, and all the sounds and music are ripped right out of Technos' The Combatribes. It's not a completely unplayable game, but it's kind of a lame duck.
ISLE OF THE DEAD - Another almost relatively unknown PC game. It's a Wolfenstein 3D-rip off more than anything. You crash land on an island for no reason and have to keep killing really awful zombies, and it was part point-and-click adventure too. Was an early example of survival horror, but wasn't all that great.
BATTLECRY - Also an unknown arcade game. This game is a fighting game. It is THE worst fighting game I have ever seen/heard/tasted/smelled/ect. Every level starts out where you have to move to the end of a small stage while fighting off some guys and leap onto a ladder that takes you to the main fight, and from there you have absolutely no idea what you're doing. You're apparently supposed to execute various attack moves to fight, but the game doesn't show you in a way that allows you to properly memorize anything, the control is terrible, and the AI moves and attacks so jerkily you can't focus, and they always do MORE DAMAGE THAN YOU. And when you do manage to win, the next boss has more health than the next. Screw that crap.
RELOADED - The first Loaded was pretty fun. The sequel was complete trash, and everything the back of the CD case advertises to make the game sound incredible were lies, including the comments from Gamefan. The only thing this game is hardcore at is being awful. Plus, the enemies that like to get up in your face and beat the snot out of you kill you EXTREMELY quickly, and gang up on you very fast. It doesn't help that the game rarely ever gives you power ups, even on the easiest difficulty setting. And I've only hit the tip of the iceburg. I'm not going to get into the rest of it. >_>
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So much to name, but I'll start off with the ones that come to mind:
-"Build-A-Bear Workshop" for NDS-
What the HELL were they thinking?! I think spending the extra time building the actual teddy bear is more satisfying than this load of trash.
-"Touch the Dead" for NDS-
Great concept, lousy execution. From the get-go, arcade rail shooters are supposed to be a freakin' adrenaline rush that requires quick reflexes and an itchy trigger finger.
This game fails to deliver that. I tried getting through the first stage, but died after the first few rooms from the boredom.
-"Deal or No Deal" for NDS/GBA/PC-
Now, several gameshow video games should probably be in this spot. However, this game takes the cake.
Without a prize on the line, this game really loses its luster. Why anyone would buy this game is beyond me. The arcade version, however, retains the entertainment by rewarding the player with tickets instead of cash.
(Hey, it's better than nothing :P....)
No, I don't hate Nintendo or the DS.
Some people just don't know how to take full advantage of the system's capablities, that's all.
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I, like, totally didn't find out first hand <_< >_> Because I, like, totally didn't play Sweet 16 on GC... *cough*XD I didn't buy them though, honest.
... You're kidding, right?
Huh? What do you mean?
This is your best attempt at a sig?
Uh, yeah... You don't like? I like. I think you're just green with envy.
... You're an idiot.
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Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney.
I'M SERIOUS GUYS
I DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF THE CHARECTERS EXCEPT HOBO PHOENIX
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My friend back then forced me to play it...the whole game sucks donkey!!
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So anyway, I would say the worst game I have ever played would probably be Hydlide. I mean, graphics suck, long password, misleading crappy save system, repetative Indiana Jones theme rippoff music and, oh yeah, the gameplay fucking sucked too.
But what is the game I hate the most? You are going to have to look in this spoiler if you REALLY want to know. But I don't think you do, because I think most of you (If not all of you) are huge fans of this series. But if you really want to know, you must promise not to flame me when you find out. Okay, read the spoilers if you want to know.
You have been warned.
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