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http://www.cracked.com/article_16404_5- ... -made.html
Gamers and editors everywhere, eat your hearts out.
Androgynous Medium-in-training
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You'd think "Hmm, I'm running along a sidewalk next to a guardrail that's protecting me from a large cliff. Pressing the button to jump over that guardrail might not be the greatest decision I could make in this situation." would come naturally to everyone, outside of people who want to jump over the guardrail because they think it's hilarious to see Niko flail and scream as he falls to his horrifying death.
I can confidently say that the writer of this article, does indeed, suck at this game. His only mentionable point is the lack of mission variety, which is true, but not to the extent that he claims it do be. No where close.
Idol of Polar Bears
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This is Cracked we're talking about. The editors will find a way to pick something apart no matter how ridiculous, close-minded, or ignorant it may be. I've read a lot of their other articles and some of the accusations they come up with are absolutely ludicrous, if completely true.
Androgynous Medium-in-training
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Idol of Polar Bears
Gender: Male
Location: Norcal
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:37 pm
Posts: 4353
Insanity at its classiest.
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Everything he said was just amazingly off. Hit detection? Mission structure? God damn, these guys just set the bar for nitpicky.
The game is perfect in my eyes, but I just don't seem to fit in this guy's narrowminded shoes.
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Androgynous Medium-in-training
Gender: Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Thu May 29, 2008 3:02 pm
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Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Posts: 480
The missions may not be the most original, but then again, GTA isn't known for it's missions, is it? It's known for being a psycho and blowing things up, killing pedestrians, and other crazy things.
I personally think everyone who said it was a 10 out of 10 is right. The game is fine, and they really need to learn their stuff.
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
Idol of Polar Bears
Gender: Male
Location: Norcal
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:37 pm
Posts: 4353
Insanity at its classiest.
Gender: Male
Location: The Den of Transexual Beavers
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:45 pm
Posts: 480
They're funny.
My CR family is my beautiful wife Arkillian, and my three daughters Lida_Rose, Franzika Von ehmpke5, angel_of_nature and my son, Meenyman.
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