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Achievements IRL - Think Up SomeTopic%20Title
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Spoiler: REALLY LONG LIST
Out of the Womb - 10G
Survive 9 months inside your mother's womb. I liked the warmth.

First Steps - 10G
Take your first steps as a toddler. HAHA, SUCK IT CRAWLING! I HAVE OUTGROWN YOU.

Finger Painting Your Destiny - 20G
Paint what you want to be when you grow up with your fingers. This is irreversible.

Brave Soul - 5G
Survive the first day of primary school without crying for your mother.

I Can Has Plagarism??? - 10G
Finish your first school project.

Bottom of the Barrel - Primary - 5G
Finish primary school with horrible scores.

Decent Folk - Primary - 10G
Finish primary school with average scores.

I R S-M-R-T - Primary - 20G
Finish primary school with good scores.

Srigging Fmart - Primary - 30G
Finish primary school with excellent grades.

Bottom of the Barrel - Secondary - 10G
Finish secondary school with horrible scores.

Decent Folk - Secondary - 20G
Finish secondary school with average scores.

I R S-M-R-T - Secondary - 40G
Finish secondary school with good scores.

Srigging Fmart - Secondary - 60G
Finish secondary school with excellent grades.

First Kiss - 50G
Have your first kiss. Enjoy your mono.

First Date - 50G
Have your first date. You are more succesful than the guys who coded this.

First Relationship - 50G
Be in a relationship and keep it for five weeks.

First Breakup - 50G
Break up with your partner. Hey, it wasn't them, it was you.

First Carnal Experience - 50G
Have sex.

Bland Turismo - 20G
Learn to drive a car.

Dreams Come True - 50G
Remember that finger painting you did? Achieve that job.

Rethink Your Future - 20G
Having failed Dreams Come True, get another job.

Employee of the Month - 50G
Achieve said award at your workplace.

Up The Ladder - 50G
Gain a promotion in your workplace.

Follow Me, Peons! - 50G
Gain enough promotions to become an Employer.

Artisan - 100G
Become the top of the Corporate Ladder.

Farewell - 100G
Retire after ten years or more of productive service in your workplace.

I Know Superannuations - 50G
Have over $50,000 as a superannuation once you retire.

Don't Fear the Reaper - 100G
Live over seventy-five years of age. You'll be able to fly, soon.

Game Over - 1000G
You have finished Real Life. We hope you enjoyed it.

You Can't Fire Me; I Quit! - 0G
You prematurely ended Real Life. There was so much you could have accomplished. Nice job. Idiot.

Slacker - 5G
Don't show up to work.

Sly Slacker - 10G
Get away with it.

Professional Slacker - 25G
Earn $25,000 while doing nothing.

I Read Them For The Articles, I Swear! - 10G
Buy a... magazine. *wink*

You Have No Life - 5G
Spend 50 hours in a week in your house.

Seriously, Get A Life - 10G
Spend 50 hours in a week in your parent's basement.

Moocher - 20G
Spend 10 years after finishing high school still living with your parents.

Balls of Steel - 10G
Google "fetish pornography" and bravely plow throughout ten of the images.

Take that, fears! - 20G
Develop a fear, and then overcome it.


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Let's get this ball rolling, shall we?
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Court-Records Member Supreme - 1000G
You.
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Do you lurk on facepunch.com? Cause there is a "Achievements in Real life" thread in the fast thread sub-forum.
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This is surely just achievements for The Sims: XBOX version? :yogi:

Cool thread idea though. Will think of some soon!
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Wait... what?

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ashxu wrote:
Do you lurk on facepunch.com? Cause there is a "Achievements in Real life" thread in the fast thread sub-forum.


Achievement Earned - Knowledge of the Internet (Rank 1) - 10G
Still unaware that the Internet is extremely large and thinks that there is only one site on the tubes with a certain topic.
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Walking the path of heaven, ruler of all

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The internet is for porn. - 20g

Use tha 90% of your time on the internet to look for porn.
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Give her the dick.

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Location: ctf_2fort

Rank: Medium-in-training

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Clean Landing - 10000G
Die from old age.
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What is my liiiife?!?

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Location: UK

Rank: Admin

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Using your loaf- 50G
Eat an entire loaf of bread (or toast) in one day. Butter is optional.
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Stop using Gant jokes!

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Location: Parents Basement/Secret Hideout

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Wasted-10 Points
Get really drunk on your 21/18 Birthday and wake up somewhere else
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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You Fail At Life-0g

You do something. You automatically fail because it's been done before, and in a better manner.
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I live on the internet-50
Replace swap your real life with your e-life.
Re: Achievements IRL - Think Up SomeTopic%20Title

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Gender: Male

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Ha ha ha! - 5G
Laugh at an unfunny joke. The OP does not count, since that one is actually quite funny.

NO OFFENCE MAN - 10G
Survive posting a relatively insulting post on the same thread. No offence man!
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No srlsy, i lurk on 4 forums.
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Ap Zwanenberg wrote:
Ha ha ha! - 5G
Laugh at an unfunny joke. The OP does not count, since that one is actually quite funny.


I must be extremely critical of myself and others around me, because there's nothing funny I find in this thread.

Ap Zwanenberg wrote:
NO OFFENCE MAN - 10G
Survive posting a relatively insulting post on the same thread. No offence man!


Except this.
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Gentlemen...
Be one of the only spies on TF2

*TF2 Theme*
Finally get TF2
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Mr. Step-ladder

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Location: Killing Floor.

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Redneck'd - 5G
Purchase your first firearm.
Always strive to improve, not compare to others! - Arkillian
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Tired- 0G

Use a tired meme. Everyone on this forum has this achievment!
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Godot 10
You did something really epic.
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They call me Bogard. Terry Bogard.

Gender: Male

Location: Everywhere, firin mah lazor

Rank: Prosecutor

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Ahem -30G
backstab 30 people total in or out of TF2... lying backstabbing son of a--AAAGH

ENGRISH ATTACK -70G
don't learn a shred of english till you play King of Fighters or Fatal Fury. OKKAAYY!!
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It's a massive wombat!

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Location: Australia

Rank: Decisive Witness

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INVENTOR - 10G

Invent something you are willing to mention outside of your own home.
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Give her the dick.

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Location: ctf_2fort

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Ha! Ha! - 50G
Use the internet.

>_>
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Otaku, #1 Machi fan, #2 Machi Fan

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You fail English FOREVER! - 0G

Text someone.
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGANT
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The Real Human Being

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Falcon... -30G

Scare someone away by reeling your fist back.

Pawnch! -50G

Punch the retard who stayed.
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Machine on the Inside

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Location: Blue Screens Inc.

Rank: Prosecutor

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The (9) - 9999G - Attempt to use the number 9 in every forum post for a day
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Yew is an expert in playing tag!
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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You Fail At Life... Again!- 0G- Have more than 3000 posts on a forum.
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It's a massive wombat!

Gender: Male

Location: Australia

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So I herd u liek internet memes - 9001G
Start an entirely new internet meme.
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o rly. Lets hear it Pi3.
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It's a massive wombat!

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I haven't achieved it. And as far as I know, no one has gotten any of the ones that involve dying on this forum either.
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Snake? SNAAAAAKE!

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Double-Edged Sword-200G
Star in a major Hollywood motion picture....that gets terrible reviews.

Population+1-200G
Have a child.

Population Down-5G
Survive a major kick in the nads.
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i think i sh** my pants

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YAY: Learn Potty Training + 20 acheivement points and some candy
fail: Doing The Above Acheive At 20 Years Of Age - 100 points but a huggy from mom
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Snake? SNAAAAAKE!

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You have no musical credibility anymore-0G
Listen to a Hannah Montana album when you are past the age of 12.
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They call me Bogard. Terry Bogard.

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destructive tendencies -60G
blow up 60 of your meals by impossible means.
example: Homer's pouring milk into CORN FLAKES to set both on fire somehow.
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No Exceptions! -34G

Post a picture of yourself on the internet in full nude.

Go the Distance -2000G

Get over 1000K gamer points.

HEIL! -500G

Get over 2 million kills. (In videogames or otherwise)

Good talker -200G

Convince an Eskimo to purchase ice.
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Walking the path of heaven, ruler of all

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Objection 5g
You used the mic and shouted objection while playing Phoenix Wright for the first time.
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No Hands Ma! -90G

Give yourself a blowjob

Dine in hell -300G

Scream THIS IS SPARTA before you get into a fight with multiple people.

MORTAL KOMBAT -800G

Kill somone in un-armed combat and get away with it.

Ultimate Orgy -8500G

Have sex with 4 other people at the same time.

For Teh lulz -500G

Say that you're gay to someone you don't know.
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DoMaya, you don't have enough "tools" to "do" 4 people at the same time.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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ashxu wrote:
DoMaya, you don't have enough "tools" to "do" 4 people at the same time.

You gotta give two handjobs and a..... er..... foot...job while you use your real tool to do someone. Duh.

Ultimate Breeder- 5000G- Have children with 10 different women.
Oedipus Complex- 1000G- Kill your father and have sex with your mother.
Jolly- 666G- Rape a young child and not get caught.
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MASTER BAIT -5000G

Throw 300 pieces of bait around the Safari Zone
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Snake? SNAAAAAKE!

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It's over...-9001G
Achieve a power level of over 9000.

Finally Found it-5000G
Discover intelligent life/aliens in space.

I Guess it's Possible After All-1000G
Take out an entire platoon (5 or more) of generic thugs with a firearm without getting hit yourself or reloading.
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