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I Wanna Be The Guy!Topic%20Title
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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No! You DON'T wanna be The Guy anymore! Not after what this game puts you through within even the first few hours of gameplay!

It's Megaman! No, it's Metroid! No, it's Castlevania! Mario Bros! Bionic Commando! NO!
It's I Wanna Be The Guy, mashing up all your classic favorites while still kicking your ass all the way!

Possibly one of the BIGGEST ball-busters of all time, this game clenches your balls with an iron fist and never lets go until you reach the point where you've either turned off the game or smashed your keyboard into your monitor! Also revered as one of the most hardcore freeware games, competing fiercely with Cave Story, it is the absolute hardest (and yet still possible to beat) action platformer you will ever be punched in the face by!

Discuss everyone's favorite ball-buster here.

Personally, I have yet to even make it to the Castlevania stage.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!

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Man, that game drives me insane every time I attempt to play it.

I beat Mike Tyson. That's about it. :/
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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Ha! I beat a mod at IWBTG!

I'll beat it someday! I'll become The Guy even if it kills me!

It probably will. That game drives me nuts so that I can't even curse straight.

"For the love of sweet mother of... Wait, what?
"ARGH! Bloody sack!"
"Oh for the sake of loving fuck!"
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I've heard of it... Never actually tried though. But I know one thing. don't wanna be that guy!
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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Trust me, you DON'T wanna even TRY to be the guy. The road to The Guy kills every bit of self-esteem you have. Except in my case. In this case, my self-esteem will get me killed.
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Haha, it's very funny watching people trying to be the guy. It's like the 2 girls 1 cup video.
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Ardee wrote:
It's like the 2 girls 1 cup video.


I remember a taxi driver telling me to google and told me to tell my family the same. I basically looked up some description and stopped right there.
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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I'm thinking of doing a recorded IWBTG playthrough myself. Not only recording the screen but myself at the keyboard so people can see how much it hurts.

A lot man... it hurts a lot... in the balls.
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But it's funny for us. Yeah, humans are twisted, we love violence, pain and sorrow but we shun love making from the public. :godot:

Just wanted a Godot-like moment.
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Your Heresy Will Stay Your Feet

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Oh my dear god, that game is freaking insane. I saw cloud8745's walkthrough on it and I tried it myself. I can't even get past the first boss...

Game of evil!

Harusame wrote:
Trust me, you DON'T wanna even TRY to be the guy. The road to The Guy kills every bit of self-esteem you have. Except in my case. In this case, my self-esteem will get me killed.


That is very true my friend...
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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We should have an IWBTG competition. See who can go the longest without shouting obscenities at their computer screen. And yes, you have to record your own playthrough by any means possible.
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Hate is Bad :(

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I was The Guy once.



...just kidding. I never tried it ever. I have fun watching videos of people play and listening to people talk about it, though, so I don't want to ruin that by going through the hell of actually attempting it xD
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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Good. Once you start, you can't stop. You hate it so much, yet you can't stop playing. When you start on the road to The Guy, you either keep going, or you reach a road block. There is no going back.

Ha, listening to The Poises make me philosophical.
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My soul.... I finally lost it.... I'm finally at The guys tower.... The devil only let me get that far...

This game is evil incarnate and needs a sequel even more evil.

I swear I have carpal tunnel now, lost 8 years of my life, and Ill need a new voice soon..
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actually there was an unnoficial sequel called i wanna be the fangame but it was made by another person which is why its called unnoficial
anyway heard about this game way back cause of Cloud8745...and i was kinda dissapointed when he completed it cause it was so damn funny ^^;;

oh and i got to the ghouls and ghosts stage with the spikes going up and down...i gave up cause it was so annoying.
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*mumbleoldtopicbymenobodymumble*

I'm up to the Ghouls and Ghosts spike corridor. Not even the rest of IWBTG can be much harder than that.
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I hate Klaviema >_>

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I got to TLOZ bit on my old computer, but haven't redownloaded the game on my new one.

I should copy over the game with my save files...
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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You should.

And holy hell, am I seriously the best platformer here? :redd:
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Don't get your hopes up.

I just tried it, and it's actually really fun. I used a walkthrough though, I got to the cave with Zangief, but only survived in there for like... Three seconds.
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Harusame wrote:
You should.

And holy hell, am I seriously the best platformer here? :redd:


You do know... What the final area is right? I'm on it. Way to ungodly hard.....
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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Alright, okay, I'm not the best. I got the bronze medal though. It is still shiny.
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Well, where are you exactly?
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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I got to Dracula this morning. now I just have to beat HIM.
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I ended up taking a different path rather than taking the path to the first boss. And I discovered a secret area that led to like an area halfway through the game. The Bowser Clown Car boss ended up killing me though.
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This game is so much fun I love being killed by apples
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They call me Bogard. Terry Bogard.

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... why did you have to bring this game up?
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Hmm, I ifnd MegaMan itself hard, and shun the hard parts of games usually... Here goes nothing *gulps in anticipation whilst downloading*
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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Attenton Hectopascals!

I have just beaten Dracula on my second attempt, and am now being pwned by tetris blocks!
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.

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Hm... how hard can this game be?
... I'll bet I'll regret saying that after it finishes downloading.
(got the demo version)
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Zell Dincht, FFVIII

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You're going to be crying sissy tears within the next few days.
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I tried to play this game, but I just don't have the patience (and didn't feel like screaming at my PC and things like that). So instead I went to YouTube and watched a Let's Play. It was hilarious (kind of repetitive too, of course, too many game overs) and the references to other games and such were interesting.
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.

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Harusame wrote:
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You're going to be crying sissy tears within the next few days.

I would be if I didn't read these comments.
But I can't get passed the first level :(
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BONUS AWESOME MEDIA!!!

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I managed to get a bit further in this game than most people (playing every day for almost a month), but I just lack the damn patience and "talent" of the people who are actually able to beat it, or play it half-decently.
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I'm near the end of the game, myself. The Megaman 2 Dragon is a bitch. I can't get back to safety after defeating him >.<
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.

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still can't get passed the first level...
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Do you see the black one...or the white?

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Played it over a year ago until it stopped working on my computer. I got all the way up to Mother Brain before it stopped. Funnily, I didn't lose my patience until the tetris room. I had more patience in the Ghouls n' Goblins area. Mecha Birdo was the easiest boss for me, only took about 2-4 tries.
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I just got tired of playing the game honestly and never once did I go crazy but boy did I see grown men weep.
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I love masochism in gaming and I love IWBTG! I took the path that leads you to Bowser first and I have been unable to beat him.
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I've... actually mustered the patience to become The Guy! Twice over, even! Yes, I'm that masochist.

This game is so much fun... but it's very, very frustrating. Birdo killed me more times than it had any right to (The rapidly scrolling missiles didn't help much, either), and I hate the Clown Car with a passion, but once you get the steps downpat, the game becomes very fun. Also, the Guy (the final boss) may actually be the funnest and (ironically) fairest part of the entire game.

And I'm almost through "I Wanna Be The Fangame", too. Only one boss left...
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Guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxJgWbm_3I

And no, I am not gonna play. WoW looks tame compared to this game XD
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