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Marvel at the opening cutscene, where a librarian gets herself and some other guys transformed into animals by making fun of the Bible. Then stare in horror as said animals race in tracks so badly rendered, you can count the individual polygons. With slooooooow swimming sections, and wackiness like being shot out of a cannon. And in the end, you get to race in heaven and meet God!
It scares me to think that someone coded this travesty, looked at it, and decided that yep, people would want to download and play this. Seriously, what right mind would offer this crap as a download?
Mmm, bacon.
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A Disney rip-off with bad voice acting, bad animation and bad timing.
What is my liiiife?!?
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also, everything made by LJN is pure SUCK.
Oh and about every game the Nerd reviewed.
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Good Gravy, there is just one way to best describe the way I felt upon watching the trailer for that game...
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Monkey Magic!
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Of course I am talking about the sheer un-licensed pain that was ACTION 52.
I laugh at the poor suckers who paid over $200.00 for that game when it first came out in 1991.
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Thankyou! I was really struggling to think of crap games I'd played but that crapfest had quite possibly the worst library of "games" in history. In fact, so bad were these titles that they aren't even listed on Wikipedia's list of CD-i games! Were they even games at all? To think I grew up with the Acorn, Amiga, CD-i and eventually the Saturn; curse my deprived childhood - before Sonic Jam on the Saturn the only decent game I'd ever played was Lemmings. .__.
I'd give you the "game" names but now that I think about it, they were really cheap edutainment titles masquerading as games and I seem to be unable to find them either or remember their names. One was this lame magic trick instructions game which sucked, another was a bizarre Jetsons/Flintstones crossover which sucked, and the only other one I remember in any detail was Lemmings, but Lemmings is awesome.
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Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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Lovely Rita
Let the objections fly
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The people who made it, Data design interactive, have been making some of the worst games ever since the early 80s. These were the ****heads who brought us 'Rise of the Robots'.
http://www.datadesign.uk.com/history_page.htm
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Gota....no, just no.
You said Final Fantasy a while ago.
Yeah I know it's you Gota.
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You're shameful.
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Folger's in your cup!!!!1one1!
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You're shameful.
Seconded.
EDIT: Seconded the Shameness, not the SMG suckiness.
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Fix'd.
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better.
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As for "game that I personally hate", I say Evil Zone. The graphics and concept weren't all that bad, but what I hated the most was the oversimplicity of the controls.
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better.
LOL, I can't stop laughing. Good fix.
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gota.
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Worst game I've player: Sonic the Hedgehog (360). Dear God, STOP MAKING THE CONTROLS WORSE SEGA! Jumping feels awkward and dying by falling off the level just got easier. On top of that, this was supposed to be Sonic's redemption, instead, it drove another nail into his coffin.
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I know that.
Aw the Beatles were so innocent!
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call me crazy
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Good gawd I can't help but wonder if it was done purposely, PLEASEGODYES.
:Ace Author has a nice ring to it...
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Seriously, Sonic has an edge, and I do believe if you have two cover charecters, make them equal.
Not only that, there is no story mode (Might be a bonus, knowing Sonic Team) and all Sonic Charecters have an edge. Clearly, a pile of crap.
Faith is for the transient people.
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better.
LOL, I can't stop laughing. Good fix.
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gota.
New addition-Wii Play
At least Wii Play had some fun minigames. Half of them were flops and/or just plain awkward, but Shooting Gallery, Tank and Table Tennis was at least fun.
Thank you Elriel! :D
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Um thats all I can think of ^^' atm anyway
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Nothing Objectionable In This Cubicle!
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Dr. Jekyl Mr. Hyde (Im full of typos -_-)
Um thats all I can think of ^^' atm anyway
I'll proceed to make myself sad that I know this off the top of my head: it's "Hydlide".
OK, bad games... lemme see... 720°. That was bloody painful. I also was no fan of Eternal Champions, which is sad because the concept was fantastic. Same with Killer Instinct.
Edit: And I managed to forget the worst of the worst: Friday the 13th for NES. My God. It's full of lose.
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