The Road ((Skye's House RP))

Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:39 pm

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Noah, driving with Crystal on I-529 with Crystal was drinking from a cup of coffee he had. "Hey, you know, one time I was in Montana and I went to this weird burger joint called 'Burger King.' You wanna know what the call a Feyburger? A 'Whopper with Cheese.' Weird."

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Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:44 pm

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Crystal ignored him,she had too much on her mind already. She stared out the car window.

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Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:35 pm

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((You qouted the simpsons))

One of the many, many, many, many, many, many (etc.) spider-cams throughout America just happened to be next to the road the car was driving on. Before the car went pasdt, the magnetism was flicked on. So when it went past...

SHING! It was flung up, and dumped on the windscreen like a bug. It had landed out of the field that the sweepers could go.

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Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:13 pm

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Unnecessary topic is unnecessary. Also, driving and drinking A CUP OF COFFEE?

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Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:05 pm

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My husband is right. That ISSS non safe. Not safe...unsafe...whatever it's called.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:36 pm

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Noah looked at a sign to the right. "Free..." And then another sign: "Coffee..." another sign: "Next... Right... Cour-... Tesy... Of... Folgers... that's it. ........Hey! Free coffee!" Noah turned onto the right. "...I'm sure I can find a way back fast so don't worry."

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:42 pm

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The spider switched off it's magnetism, and climbed onto the back, where it switched the magnewtism back on to pick up a second cam. They went back into the car, and each sat in a glovebox. The firsdt one to jump on said "YOU DO know that said eight dollars for a cup of tea, right?"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:50 pm

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Noah laughed, knowing what this was. "Yeah, I know. Sucks to be them, eh?" Noah started to feel the road getting bumpy. "Woah. Gettin' a little rough there, eh?" Noah looked out the door. "Say, how far away is Sacramento from LA?"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:53 pm

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"OK, I'm lying. Buit it was pointing to the left, really."

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:55 pm

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"OK, I think I know left from right. ...Jeez, now the road is all around bumpy!"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:07 pm

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"You Dumbass! How could you be fooled by that!" yelled Crystal

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:13 pm

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Noah looked at crystal. "Well, they've had this kind of promotion before! This is the first time anything ha-" Just then, a gunshot rang out and the door window was shattered. Noah opened Crystals door, grabbed a gun from under his seat and shielded Crystal from the glass. "Stay in there, it's safer!" Noah looked back and fourth. No sign of a shooter. Maybe it was just a rock? No, the shot was to precise for that.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:16 pm

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"What the hell?!" Crystal was pissed off. She shoved Noah out of the way and got out of the car. No gunshots...... she yelled at the shooter in the dark.
"Look,Jackass,I'm not in the mood,What the hell do you want with us anyway!"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:18 pm

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"I know what they want." Noah said, realizing he was now on an old dirt road in a forrest. "The knife." Noah saw a figure by a tree. "And it's a her."

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:24 pm

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The two spiders started moving very quickly, then they both collapsed, and one spark came out of each. They'd had their brain memory deleeted.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:27 pm

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:48 pm

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Crystal was really angry,well what're you waiting for? SHOOT!" Crystal yelled,throwing rocks out into the darkness.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:53 pm

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Then, a shot from ebhind them smashed the windscreen, and then crrashed into a tree (the bullet).

"Forget it. They are mine." said a voice from behind them. male. He then walked forward, and showed himself.

He wore a veil on his face, hiding him from view, apart from two holes for his red eyes to stare out. His hair was done so all of it was coming out of the veils (which were around his head), and coming upp and down. He wore two cloaks, one which went down to his feet and flapped whent he wind caught it, and inside that one, one whcih went down to his ankles. He wore gloves. This man was was a criminal, and he could do any crime without leaving too much evidence.

"They are mine, stranger!" he called.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:54 pm

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"No, wait." Noah looked closer. "It's... It's Cheryl! She's holding the gun! ...What the heck?" The second shot rang out. "Oh god, I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AGAIN!" Noah looked over. "Just show yourself and drop your weapon because I'm really pissed and confused!"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:56 pm

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"What the hell do you want with us?!" she confronted him.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:01 pm

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"Mr von Karma? Just the man I wanted to see! Bloody Karma scum." he said, firing at Noah's hand. It missed his hands... put got his keys. The ignition key went deeper into the woods.

"What do I want with you?" the man laughed. "I want revenge for the scum in this world. Top of the list, those fucking spiders. Next in line, the prosecutors. Then the police. and then it goes on. Can I ask you two a question"? he asked, jumping to the far side of the clearing they were in. "WHy is THAT on your car?" he said, pointing to the rose that was lying on Noah's seat, as if a ghose had placed it.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:03 pm

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Noah looked at the rose and blushed. "W-what? It makes the car smell nice. ...Oh, by the way, don't bother shooting my right shoulder, I've been hit there so many times it doesn't even hurt anymore. ...Wait, was it YOU who set those signs?"

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:11 pm

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"Why revenge on me?!" Crystal asked.

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:05 pm

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"Yeah, and..." Noah went into the back of his car and got his old Park Ranger's badge. "I'm not a prosecutor, I'm a park ranger, see? I decided not to follow in my family's footsteps. Oh, and Crystal here is a grad student. I'm showing her the ropes."

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Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:47 pm

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He laughed quite loud. "I know for a fact, Karma, that the rose on the seat isn't yours. In fact, it only appaeared when I arrived. Coincdence? Not. Even thought it does make your car smell nice. Your right shoulder? Why borhter when I can cut your windpipe? And it wasn't me who set those signs. And to Miss Crytal, you are not my target, you are merely on obstacle.To reach the finish line in huirdles, you must get past the hurdles. That is the way things are." laughed the man, galncing towards Blossom when he stopped, amking sure he wasn't going to be shot. "And I am not an idiot, Karma. Who hasn't heard of the cafeeinse'd up klutz and the girlfriend of a meek man?"

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Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:50 am

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"Don't you dare talk that way about Mike!" Crystal yelled at him. "If you want Mike,you'll have to kill me first!" Crystal stood up to him in pride. She was not going to let him hurt Mike.

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Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:03 pm

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"I won't need to kill you. I can easily just trap you a in a little game, in your won mind. not fun. In other news..." he said, then grabbing anohter hnadgun from his waisdt, and squeezing the trigger. A diamond-shaped spear-head came out of the barrel, and ona rope, and it sailed through Crystal's hair, but not doing any damage, and evantually leaving it and attaching itself to a tree behind her. "OH NO! I missed, oh this really is too bad!" said the man, laughing. HE flicked a switch on the gun, and the sperhead suddenly erupted three hooks. then he pulled the trigger again. The gun wound the spearhead back in. Remember the spearhead went throught her hair? This time, it PULLEd her hair behind it. Due to the sopeed, she was half-dragged along. Wqhen she came to him, he took the hook out of her hair, lifted her(yet again, by her hair), and then threw her back over to the car, banging her back on the wheel.

"Just a taster. By the way, my business name is Esse Phantom.|"

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Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:48 pm

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Crystal feeling agony wanted more,she didn't want to back down without a fight.
"You're not going to hurt Mike!" She stood up weakly and grabbed a hold of his collar.
"Look,I'm not in the mood to play your games!"

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Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:23 pm

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He laughed at her, then threw her away. "I have no business with him yet."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:18 am

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"...Look, dude," Noah said, "I don't know what your beef is with me but consider this: I am a von Karma. I have made friends with Shelly de Killer's... something or other... I have made friends with almost everyone in the police force. I have also befriended all the spider-cams and am even in cahoots with ExOps. Now, if you think you can kill me and not be dead or in cuffs after fighting an assassin, the cops, a legion of robots and mercenaries, you must be crazy. Now back down before I kick your ass into next week." ...Yes, Noah had rehearsed it many times in his mirror. But it was extremely convincing and all true!

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:25 am

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"The spider-cams? Don't make me laugh. And at what point did I mention the word 'kill'?" said the man. I think my demonstration eariler showed you what I could do. And an assasin is so firghtening. I mean it. There's an assasin following me, what am I going to do?" laughed Esse.

"Anyway, your on the fast road to death anyway. That rose on the seat? One of my calling cards. Contains some dandy poison. Your already infected. A slow death awaits."

((Random Esse fact: The name "Esse comes from the word "Rose". IT's pronounced "Ezze", so guess where it comes from in rose.))

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:28 am

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Noah, now beating the guy at his own game, laughed. "My ass is as hard as rock! ...That didn't come out right... My ass is not like other asses! ...Hang on..." Then Noah looked back. "...Erm... you DO know the rose is in the back seat right? And I was in the front seat?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:32 am

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"Who says it was then? I could of used it on you earlier." he said, now smiling. "In fact, t'was not even me who give the poison to you. The spider-cams did. And I think the game we are playing now is like a king against a king in chess. One cannot oppose the other without backing down. But that is until I bring in a Queen, and the game is over in moments. However, te queen is not what you think it is..."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:34 am

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"I hate chess!!!" Noah yelled. "Cricket makes more sense than chess! Say something else. And where is this queen? Is it Edgeworth? Because he's straight."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:35 am

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The man smiled.

"See a bigger game."

He then raised his hand, chanting over and over. HE then shoved his hand forward a if pusshing Noah. And Noah stubled abckwards and fell, as if he'd been hit.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:42 am

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Noah got up. "Oh-ho-ho, this is JUST great!" Noah yelled. "First I'm chased by some psychotic lunchlady, fell out a window, been slapped by some retarded grad student, ran around looking for BLANK tapes, thrown in jail, and now this. Some Jedi assassin." Noah got unusually angry all of a sudden. "Look, you son of a bitch, I am under a LOT of pressure right now, so just cut the idiotic metaphors and tell me your plan like a good villain so I can kick your ass! I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:53 am

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"Jedi? No chance. I merely manipulate spiritual power to my own ends. Anyway, I have not damaged your car. I don't care if you leave or not. You may think: 'Hey, we're goin'!', I don't care both ways. I will follow you, though. And pursue you. If you were not a prosecutor, I'd sympathise with you. Oh, my plan is this: To take revenge. I've been killed before. I killed my killer. But I was shocked to learn that the one prosecutor with no sin had been killed, and despite several witnesses, the prosecutors didn't take it seriously. They let an inccocent man. I found out who her killer was. Killed him as well. I faked my own death for a long time. I learned things. Things that no system of machins can ever show."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:56 am

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Noah listened to him go on. "Yeah, ok, uh, if it's all the same to you we're just gonna go now, K? Good luck with that revenge on a dead guy thing." Noah honked his horn. "Hey Cheryl, we're heading back to the house, wanna come?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:04 am

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"Until we meet again, you Karma scum." said Esse, firing his hook-gun up. He jumped onto the brach using it, and watched the car.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:11 am

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"...Man, that was weird! I wonder if he noticed I set his shoe on fire while he was talking... Ok, time to go! No time to lose!"

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