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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY

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Judge: Wait! What on earth is going on here! If you don't tell me, I will be forced to hit you with my Gavel!
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Waiting on Godot...

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"OBJECTION IS FUTILE!" The penguin screeched, slamming the mallet down on the Judge, creating a large fissure on the ground below it. Leaving the mallet there for a moment as it narrowed it's beady little eyes in curiosity, the penguin removed the mallet- the Judge still standing there. Looking bewildered for a moment, the Penguin slammed the mallet on the judge 10 more times, making a large crater underneath him.

"WHY WILL YOU NOT DELETE?! There must be outside forces at play. SHOW YOURSELVES!!!"

((Someone else wanna play Deux ex machina with me? XD ))
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Somehow, this RP reminds me of Chef Brian...
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"Mr. Penguin, what is going on? I'm confused..." Pearl said.
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"Don't worry" said the penguin. "For you see, I have a large carrot."
"Fuck your carrot!" said Larry.
and then suddenly, the penguin took the carrot, and stabbed Larry in the eye with it, proclaiming "STAB"!

and then Larry's head burst into flames.

"And that" said the penguin, "is why the lines on the road are yellow."
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((...Um...I get it, but I think the shock factor is part of the humor that isn't there after you know the joke...
... ... *laughs anyway.* XD))
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Waiting on Godot...

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((Hynogant- you realize Larry was on a mattress miles in the sky? Then again, I wonder if that penguin can tear portals into time and space... XD ))
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Arkillian wrote:
((Hynogant- you realize Larry was on a mattress miles in the sky? Then again, I wonder if that penguin can tear portals into time and space... XD ))

I can't keep track of anything that's going on in here.
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Waiting on Godot...

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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
Arkillian wrote:
((Hynogant- you realize Larry was on a mattress miles in the sky? Then again, I wonder if that penguin can tear portals into time and space... XD ))

I can't keep track of anything that's going on in here.


((That's probably cause the GM is a deranged penguin from outter space that uses flying mattresses as modes of transport XD In otherwords, the thred fails to make any logical sense :) As I see it, Pearls, Maya, and Larry are on the flying mattress. The rest are ground level. Deux ex machina can change this at any point however. ))
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY

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Judge: Wow! This RP makes no sense. This must mean I can now declare my verdict:

:guilty:
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Superspecialawesome Deus EX Machina power! A new witness appears!

:noodle-hmm: : Hey! You can't declare anyone guilty, because this isn't a trial!
:udgy: : Hmm... you raise a good point, noodle man. I overturn my verdict.
:noodle-hmm: : Great, now everyone come to my noodle stand and get some salt in yer' vains! It's all about the salt!
:minuki: : Come on Polly!
:odoroki: : When was I dragged into this?
:yummy: : Stop complaining, you get free noodles.
:odoroki: : But...
:snackood: : KA-TONK!
:think-think-think: : (She snackoo'd me.)
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY

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:zenitora: Hey! What youse all doin' here?!
:maya: AHHH! Its Xineohp!
:odoroki: Xineohp?
:phoenix: See, this is what happens when non-hobo me meets apollo, the entire fabric of reality falls apart.
:hobohodo: I disagree.
:pearl: Oh no! There are two Mr. Nicks! Now I don't know which one to slap.
:bellboy: Why not hit them both.
:pearl: Hey! good idea! *slap* *slap*
:shoe: Meow
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:phoenix: / :hobohodo: : Hey! Why did you even hit us in the first place!
:nixiesob: : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T HIT ME! I MEAN THEM! I mean...
:pealshock: : Gaah! Must... hit... Mr. Nick... *SMACK*
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY

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:grossburg: AHEM! Ah, the days of my youth... Just like the scent of fresh lemon, you see.
:shoe: Meow
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TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!

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:fire: PHOENIX WRIIIGHHTTT!!!!
:spit: WHAT THE? Dahlia hawthorn?
:jazzsneeze:DOOOLLLIIEEEE!!
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((Wow. This went from a script-form RP to a smiley comic. I'm pretty sure a mod will lock this topic soon...))
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I wouldn't be supprised. How about we try get back on track.
Gumshoe:Hey pal, Mr edgeworth's mine
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Pearl: What was that about the carrot?
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"I'll take that!" The penguin butted in, yanking it's hand through a portal, and grabbing the carrot out of Larry's head, and throwing it to the ground as it yoinked it from the portal. Picking up the mallet, and slamming it down on the carrot, the vegetable squished flat into the pavement. Amazingly, the penguin's disposition seemed to improve by its slight act of cruelty to food.

"The gavel of judgement- my weapon of choice in the war against metaphysical anomaly in this universe. I am Xynthrynar, the eleventh judge of 'The Wise One'"

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"May he continue to to plumpen, and climb the ever lasting staircase to heaven." Making crawling motions upwards, the penguin then lowered it's fin to its heart. "I have a mission of glory to cleanse the world, ready for The Wise One's taking. The judge has passed the test. How many of you like mice I wonder?" Narrowing its eyes, the penguin readied it's mallet again.
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TIN PIN SLAMMER TIME!

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Gumshoe: Super Gums to the rescue! *Blasts off a few meters off the ground before falling*
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In the meantime, Hobo Phoenix walked up a neverending set of stairs.

Whilst climbing, he happened to run into a frog.
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"This here's the Stairway to Heaven" said the frog.
Hobo Phoenix ignored the frog, and began walking back up the stairs, only to mutter "Stupid obnoxious frog".

And 1,000,000 awesome points to anyone who gets the reference.
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D&D. There was this weird adventure about it
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:udgy: : Oh, I like Mice!
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:hobohodo: : But... it's a frog...
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MARXISM: MAKING PROPERTY HISTORY

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:udgy: Oh I like mice!
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Gumshoe:Who wants to play D&D?
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:phoenix: : What's D&D?
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
:phoenix: : What's D&D?


((Dungeons and Dragons))
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((Yeah, but Phoenix wouldn't know that. I guess I could assume Pearl is somehow where Phoenix is. :D))
"Mr. Nick? What's going on?" Pearl asked. "I somehow wound up here...Where's Master Mystic Maya?"
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:udgy: : Dungeons and Dragons? Are dragons even real?
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:gant: : Swimming, anyone?
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:udgy:: UHH! It can't be!!
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:keiko: : Yes it can. And it is.
:yuusaku: : When did you get here, Lisa?
Image : Since when do you two know each other?
Image : Who the hell are you?
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:udgy: Noo! WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE!
:beta-phoenix2: Objection! I'm not here.
:ack: No! That's a part of my past i'd rather forget
:yani-fist: Quiet Keith! Let the boy speak!
:edgeworth: Objection! This has gone too far!
:darke: I disagree.

xx Meanwhile xx
???:I'm sorry Figaro, but you have too stop these ridiculous posts.
Figaro:Never!
???:Then I can't be held responsible for my actions.
:gun:
???:Oh no! I've just murdered Figaro. I'm going to have to pin this on someone. Oh! I know the perfect person. Him: :larry:!

((Hello, this is Figaro's ghost. Thankfully they don't want me in the afterlife, so I'm still gonna be around to post.))
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Lida: I say Figaro killed himself! That's the only explanation!
Pearl: Ms. Rose? Are you sure?
Lida: ... ... ...
Pearl: ...
Lida: ...No. But I am certain Larry didn't do it.
Judge: How are you sure?
Lida: Because Larry never does it. Come on. Why do people even blame him anymore?
Judge: You got a point. Not guilty.
Phoenix: Objection! But I have to do ten times that much to get you to declare my clients not guilty.
Franziska: Because you are a foolishly foolish fool who is incompetent in everything you do.
Phoenix: !
Judge: Overruled, Mr. Wright. Penalty.
Phoenix: Noooo! Wait. I'm not even involved in this case.
((Just couldn't stay away. This is ridiculously addictive. :D))
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:edgeworth: Objection! This is my case Franziska, and if Mr. Wright wants to defend his client properly, I say we let him!
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Franziska: Objection! This is supposed to be a foolishly foolish script-form RP. Not a smiley comic. Which means...You are too imperfect to prosecute this case, Miles Edgeworth.
Judge: I am so confused.
Phoenix: So am I! Am I defending Larry or not?
Lida: The judge already handed down his verdict, Edgeworth. Quit being a sore loser and find the real killer.
Phoenix: But...But I'm usually the one who finds the real killer while I'm defending someone.
Lida: Yeah. But that's not your job. That's going above and beyond. I proved Larry wasn't guilty, so now we have to all find the real murderer. Are you all just going to sit around twiddling your thumbs or are you going to help me?
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Lind: WHY ARE WE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!?!?!?!
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Lida: To further prove our awesomeness, Lind.
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Ghost of Fig: It's alright Lind, I've just called out a builder to fix the Forth wall. He can't make it until tuesday, but he's cheap. I reckon if we all chip in we will be able to afford the work.Oh! And while we're fixing the wall we might as well do something else. How do people feel about adding an extra window? I've always thought that the fourth wall wasn't well lit enough.
:gregory: : I like the sound of that idea!
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