The Coffee Shop : General Roleplay

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:44 am

Kumu

But I burn, Mr. A!

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The door jingled as yet another person came into the already crowded coffee shop. Prosecuter Anna Cyne hummed as she walked in. She stopped and finally noticed the...interesting scenes unfolding. Apparently, Ms.von Karma had managed to clone herself or had fangirls following her while managing to get insulted by a walking, talking bat and a woman carrying a parasol. This was too interesting not to comment on. However she did wonder what the other two women at the table were talking about and what the one had been drawing. Seeing that Franny and her "clone" had started arguing she decide to go with the less...painful option. She walked over to the table where the two women were sitting and started to introduce herself. "Hi,my name's Anna Cyne."
"Am I interupting anything?" she added sheepishly as she realized the two had been deep in conversation.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! ~John Adams 1776

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:14 am

Kit Merow

Matt Engarde with Boobs

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Location: Here~

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Kit was still giggling over the "fine" comment when this "Anna Cyne" woman started talking to her.

"Well, you ain't interrupting anything but a friendly chat! Have a seat and-" her cell phone rang. "...dangit..."

She answered it, spoke for a moment, and hung up.

"Sorry, but I've got to go. My brother's decided to end his shift at the bar early and I have to take over for him. Have a good day!'

She packed up her myriad artistic tools- well, sketch pad and pencils, but close enough- and scurried out the door, a little miffed she hadn't had the chance to bean Godot with a sugar packet.

Signatures are inferior.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:07 am

Yuu-chan

[Watchin' you]

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Hearing another woman, Yuuka looked up, blinking. She and Kit sure were popular, apparently...

Hearing a ringing, she watched Kit answer the phone, and frowned. Especially upon hearing that she had to go. Waving to her, she then again looked up to the woman who had addressed them.

"Hello..." She didn't know what else to say, and wondered how Godot was managing with his visor...

Level me up! :3

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:49 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

New Defense Attorney

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Franziska S. ran to the local bookstore to find a book on prosecutors. She came back in ten minutes with a 800-page book and set it down on a table. She then went up to the boy at the cash register and whipped his cell phone right out of his hands. "Excuse me, but I would like some tea, and if you don't have any, get some now. I may have just picked up this whip, but I learn things very quickly."

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:11 pm

EricaP

Look at the location

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Rouge pulled out a chaos emerald.

"This is my ultimate treasure!"

Chiynami smiled...then her face turned into a twisted angry look.

"Did I tell...you...?....I am a murderer........"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:15 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska looked through the book she had already finished, and drank her tea. "According to this book, prosecutor Winston Payne's first loss was against one Mia Fey. The true murderer was Chinami Miyanagi. She was executed. Chinami, I thought you were dead." she said.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:52 pm

HyperJerk

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Location: England

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Posts: 253

HyperJerk bursts through the door
"BOOM BABEH!"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:21 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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"Who are you? That was very random. This is a coffee shop, not some sort of party!" Franziska S. said.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:26 pm

EricaP

Look at the location

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I was....

Chiynami/Dolores then shot a look a Fransizka.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:11 am

Cyrus de Killer

太多時間

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Cyrus sat at the corner of the shop staring at the others and sipping his coffee slowly and then he his eyes darted out the window, not wanting the others to know he was eavesdropping.

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:26 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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Chinami, why are you alive again? I meant, Maya channeled you.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:45 am

Frisky Friska

Hail to the Princess

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With an annoyed look at Chinami, she rolled her eyes. "Yes. Yes, I have read about your foolishly foolish foolery with the foolishly foolish defense attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Go back to being dead."

xXx____________________________chains of love got a hold on me
[-Mitsu]

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:54 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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"Franziska, have you read this book on prosecutors? It has you, Edgeworth, and Manfred prominently placed in the front of the book. Please, can you teach me how to use the whip? I don't care if I have to defend my first client against you and suffer pain! I am begging you!" Franziska begged with puppy-dog eyes.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:25 am

CBLuigi

Evil Mastermind

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Once again, the bell rings as Brian walk in the door. He continues to walk toward the counter and orders a white mocha as if he hadn't noticed everyone. he took the mocha, gave the man at the counter some money. "Hmm... Not bad."

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Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:36 pm

EricaP

Look at the location

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Chiynami was pissed. She..."transformed" into a demon thing...and hit Fransizka, sending her flying into the bar counter. She then vanished into blue flames.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:10 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska rushed to help the other girl, despite the chance that she would get whipped to unconsciousness.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:10 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska rushed to help the other girl, despite the chance that she would get whipped to unconsciousness.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:58 am

EchoGarrote

Sucessfully addicted 3 people to GS!

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The door rang again and a young man entered. To sum up his description all one would have to do would place the word 'Poorly' in front of any descriptive word. -dressed, -shaved, -tempered, -aware of his surroundings, and -paid were all good starters. He also seemed to be one of those people who suffer from a terminal case of dandruff. His head seemed to be surrounded in a white halo every time he jerked it sideways. He also seemed to be one of those people who appeared to be always half-asleep. He paused on his march to the counter, when he saw the woman laying down on the floor and the other, similarly looking girl leaning over her.
"You need me to call an ambulance or something?" His voice sounded like what you might get if you put steel wool through a cheese grater and then turned the volume down.

"Okay, I said take Matlock, turn it into an anime, turn it into a video game."
"You used MATLOCK?!"
"Yeah, was that wrong?"
-Conversation between Me and Friend.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:34 pm

Frisky Friska

Hail to the Princess

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. . .So apparently, she was flung across the room? Well, it didn't hurt really. Just pissed her off. Batting the other woman away, she stood and brushed herself off. "No. I will not teach you how to use a whip. Go away, fool!"

xXx____________________________chains of love got a hold on me
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Re: The Coffee Shop

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:13 pm

HyperJerk

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Location: England

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"How many African americans did you Slaughter to make this Coffe!?"

HyperJerk then got a rifle and shot all the coffe machines and the mugs

"Gimmi some Tea please :3"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:30 pm

EchoGarrote

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The man looks aqt the smoking coffee machines and the cowering baristas. He turns to look at Hyperjerk and scowls. "I rather resent your actions in this establishment."

"Okay, I said take Matlock, turn it into an anime, turn it into a video game."
"You used MATLOCK?!"
"Yeah, was that wrong?"
-Conversation between Me and Friend.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:54 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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"Hey, Franziska, HyperJerk is disturbing this establishment. Want to whip him out of the coffee shop?" Franziska Swift said. "Oh, yeah, I just helped you. Can't you be a little grateful?"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:47 am

Frisky Friska

Hail to the Princess

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". . .Call the police. I'm not doing anything about it." The prosecutor twitched, and frowned at the defense. ". . .Hmph."

xXx____________________________chains of love got a hold on me
[-Mitsu]

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:59 am

Godot

Smokin'

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Location: Your local Starbucks

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The Prosecutor finally got the blasted fingerprints off the visor, and... just so happened to return at the wrong time. He couldn't help but stare in awe at all the madness that had occurred in.. mere seconds.

"...The poor machines never had a chance."

Thanks go to the lovely little Miss Yuu-chan for the siggy. <3

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:42 am

Yuu-chan

[Watchin' you]

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Yuuka had been....sitting amongst all the chaos, wondering why it was that she always went somewhere at the wrong time, and had to be around a bunch of psychos.

I'm only here now because of Mr. Godot....and he's--

She caught a projectile coffee cup that was mere inches from her head, and quite literally flew over to the returning prosecutor, half standing behind him.

"These people are......in need of mental help, or something..."

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Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:09 pm

HyperJerk

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Location: England

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HyperJerk Sips his Tea

"Don't like it? I know where you can get Some more Coffe.."

HyperJerk Sighs

"Oh and don't Worry, Just relax and smell the Coffe.."

HyperJerk sips his Tea again and relaxes

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:46 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska Swift went over to the girl with the bow and said, "Hi! Who are you?"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:27 pm

CBLuigi

Evil Mastermind

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When HyperJerk shot all the coffee machines, the coffee fell onto Brian, who proceded to turn and look at HyperJerk. "... What did you do to my hair?"

(9o_o)9 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:47 pm

HyperJerk

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HyperJerk looks over to Brian

"Chill Man, it's all good."

HyperJerk sips his tea

"Relax bro"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:25 pm

EricaP

Look at the location

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Rouge had hidden herself behind the bar. Noticing Hyperjerk shooting the coffee machines, she took action. She flew over to Hyperjerk, and screwkicked the cup Hyperjerk was drinking out of.

"How do ya like that!"

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:39 am

Franziska

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Lydia walked in nonchalantly. her red hair sliding from the side causing bangs to slightly hang over her eye as she tilt her head. "Hello all." she waved cutely.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:12 am

Yuu-chan

[Watchin' you]

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Yuuka heaved a sigh as she stood beside Godot, surveying the broken coffee machines...She was almost afraid to look up at him, knowing....

He's going to kill someone. Though, this could turn out interesting. Her thoughts were interrupted by something hitting her boot; Glancing down, she spotted the offending object, a stray coffee mug. And the only one not broken too. Picking it up, she idly toyed with the handle.

"....Geez...," She shook her head, taking note of how the place was in shambles.

And no one's going to clean it up, either.

A sudden voice made her bristle briefly, as she turned toward the woman speaking to her.

I've heard of "How are you?" but not "Who are you?". Geez

She looked thoughtful, before a smirk tugged at her lips. Alias.

"You may refer to me simply as......Hot Spice. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."

Win.

She then slid on a pair of pink sunglasses, settling a hand on her hip.

Level me up! :3

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:39 am

EchoGarrote

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The man with white-flecked unrully, poorly combed, poorly cut hair smirked at the girl in pink sunglasses' reply as he tried to pick an intact coffee press out of the malestrom of chaos. This was his day off and he was DAMN well not going to MISS his coffee. Pulling his prize loose he turned to the bags of ground coffee. As he passed by the strangely needy woman and the girl in sunglasses he smiled at the girl.

"Good quip, but a little cliche." He sighed. "But what can you expect. We all can't be linguistic champions."

"Okay, I said take Matlock, turn it into an anime, turn it into a video game."
"You used MATLOCK?!"
"Yeah, was that wrong?"
-Conversation between Me and Friend.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:50 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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"What do you mean, strangely needy? I wanted to know who she was! I'm sorry if I phrased my question wrong. I guess that was a bad slip-up for a defense attorney. I wanted to know who you were, and if you were okay. I mean, my namesake got thrown across the room!" Franziska S. said.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:52 am

Godot

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The girl was right in thinking the way she did. With the way things were going, he WOULD end up killing someone.

Urge to kill... rising... rising... RISING.

Of course, if he did... He'd have another trial on his hands. Not to mention, there were witnesses everywhere. He'd be locked away forever. ...But it would totally be worth it. I mean, they had practically defiled his holy shrine. Someone had to pay for this.

"...I still haven't gotten my damned coffee."

Thanks go to the lovely little Miss Yuu-chan for the siggy. <3

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:00 am

Yuu-chan

[Watchin' you]

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"But what can you expect. We all can't be linguistic champions."

Wrong thing to say, buddy. Yuuka huffed indignantly, however, a smirk was still present. She said nothing; it wasn't worth wasting her breath over. Her right hand shifted, and in the midst of slight silence, a familiar *click* sounded.

Even at times like this, she was armed. She wouldn't shoot anyone; merely click or cock it roughly to scare people, or ward them off at best.

She perked a brow at this....'Franziska'. "......You're named after Miss Franziska?" She narrowed her eyes slightly, pushing the glasses up with her middle finger. "You would have to be way younger than her for that to be possible..."

She then stole a glance at Godot, and snickered. He was like a caged animal, and it was -so- tempting to let him out to run rampant on the place. And he still hadn't gotten his coffee. It had to be made a certain way.... not from these bags of ground coffee. Taking a step forward, a piece of ceramic mug broke beneath the heel of her boot.

"Oi. Who's cleaning this mess a---No. Nevermind."

Hmm...

"Mr. Godot. You can....act on the urge to maim...if you choose to. It's too bad your visor can't fire lasers..."

Level me up! :3

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:02 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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"I will just teleport some coffee from this coffee shop's shipping lines. Will that be enough for you, prosecutor Godot?" Franziska S. said.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:44 am

EchoGarrote

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The man with the bad scalp just sighed and grabbed a bag of ground coffee. Alright. Mental checklist time. Coffee press...check. grounds...check. Hot water...sinks look alright and they have that instant boiling water tap, so...check.

Two mildly sane people who are, like him, two and a half steps away from commiting justifyable homicide. Check.

"You two with the fashionable but slightly gaudy eye pieces." He pointed at Godot and Yuu. Holding up the hand press and grounds. "If one of you would manage to grab an outside table, and another some...paper cups I guess...I'd be willing to share. As long as you can promise some kind of form of intelligent conversation." He smiled that kind of smile that says 'I haven't slept in days, and I am three seconds away from jabbing a pen into someone's eye. This is the LAST amount of calm and cordial behavior I will give.' "Sound alright?"

"Okay, I said take Matlock, turn it into an anime, turn it into a video game."
"You used MATLOCK?!"
"Yeah, was that wrong?"
-Conversation between Me and Friend.

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:28 am

HyperJerk

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Location: England

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Posts: 253

HyperJerk looks pissed after his Tea cup was kicked from his hand

"I think I said you should relax..."

HyperJerk Sighs
takes off his hankerchief and flings it around causing a Strange dust to be spread around.

"I think this will chill you all out."

HyperJerk grabs another cup of tea and chuckles

Re: The Coffee Shop

Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:38 pm

Franziska

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She only blinked casually as she stared at this havoc. "Umm- Is.. everything alright?" A girl much like Franny, since she was her cousin, stood with a pout almost like a small little girl lost in a large market. "I t--think.. i should come back some other time.." she whimpered some.