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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:20 am

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"Good question." Noah pondered on this for a while while sipping on his coffee. "...I heard Canada has the bomb."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:47 am

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Mari blinks, giving her ditziest smile all of a sudden. "Canada?! Whoa...that's a cool place!"

Matt rolls his eyes turning to walk away.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:50 am

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Noah looked over. "Oh-ho-ho, you ain't goin' anywhere! Having a celebrity here is going to be great publicity or whatever! If you leave, the parties die. Besides, Mari would miss you, isn't that right Mari!" Noah wispered into her ear, "Best puppy dog eyes ever, NOW."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:51 am

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So guy named Totto Leone walks in the room and says...

"Hey guys whats going on?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:12 pm

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"Hi Scotty." Scotty was Noah's nickname for Totto because in Wizard of Oz, Totto was a scotty, hence the name. "Just another one of my coffee parties."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:16 pm

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"What number?"

He asked wondering if Noah had reached the thousand piont yet.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:18 pm

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"423, and look who's here! It's THE Matt Engarde! It seems my parties have grabbed a lot of attention, huh?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:21 pm

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"Wait there are two people dressed up as pizza delivery boys following him! Must be fans then."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:23 pm

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"...Scotty...One of them is Millie, the other one... Larry, why are you back?"
"...I lost my job."
"Oh. Well... I heard Pizza Hut has some openings." And with that Larry ran out the door.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:24 pm

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Dante Edgeworth walked twoards the door to the house. He scratched the back of his head, his messy ponytail in the way. he took a crumpled piece of paper out of his jean pocket, or actually to say, pulled it out of the hole in his jean pocket. He looked at the lame excuse of handwriting, which contained the adress to this coffee party he had heard about from a couple of people. He rolled up the sleeves of his shirt (which really needed to be ironed. They call him the slob attorney for a reason.) tried to flick his bangs out of the way, but all to naught they just came back into his eyes, and he knocked on the door. He looked down at his feet, to see his weathered shoes were untied. The bottom of his jeans were always snagged on by the bottom of his shoes, his sister always nagging him to get them hemmed, but not like he cared. "Hope I'm at the right place." he mumbled to himself.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:27 pm

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"So what are we going to do now? I think we should attempt to have a new years party at Times Square NY staring you with your coffee. It'd be awesome"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:31 pm

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"Hang on, I'll get it." Noah went and opened the door. "Oh, hey, Dante! Welcome to the party! It seems this proves you to be the Anti-Miles."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:41 pm

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AT the arrival of Dante, one of the spider-cams resting under the coffee machines buzzed into life, and wne to thr table to look.

Outside, there were a group of pedestrians. One of them detahced from the group and went over to the house. He knocked twice, and said "Guess who?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:44 pm

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Mari, of course, took her cue to do her most sad version of the "sad puppy eyes" and whimpered. "NICKEL-KUN SAI-SAI!"

Matt stopped immediately. "I hate when you add your middle name doubletime after calling me that..."

"Mmmmn...Nickel-kun! Mari Sai-chan wants you to stay!" Mari whined.

". . .It's...not gunna work. Didn't work with someone else in the bedroom either..."

"...If you DON'T GET BACK HERE, I am drawing Jammin' Ninja/Nickel Samurai slash that will make you be crying yourself to sleep every night!" Mari growled, her eyes full of fire now.

Checkmate! Matt froze in place. "Fine. But I demand a mocha-latte, extra frothy, with CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES AND WHIPPED CREAM OR I'M GOING BACK TO MY MANSION!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:48 pm

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"OK, comin' right up!" Noah, also seeing that the new guest get something foul, i.e. Yuban, started mixing more coffee drinks. However, he seemed to be thinking of something else... This:

((Sprite by Ami, editing by me))

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:50 pm

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"Woah how did we get to NY all of a sudden? Ah well... Can I have your most expensive blend?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:51 pm

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Mari still had her evil look, then started scribbling something down in her sketchbook, which she seemed to have magically procured from her hammerspace. Yes. Her hammerspace stored all her sketchbooks. Especially her yaoi sketchbook. Boy would Matt be surprised if he looked...

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:51 pm

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((...Rebs...he's just thinking that.))
Noah put the coffees he mixed down. "OK, here you go." Noah looked over at Mari. "Hey, what's in the sketchbook?"

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((Oops sorry that should be an RP *shot*))

Aparently Totto's mind reading abilities awoke for those two seconds a which explains why he went delusional for that amount of time. So trying to play it off he said...

"Hey a Quarter"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:57 pm

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((Since nobody answered...))

Esse Phantom walked in.

((Who expected that))

He just at down on a chair, looked around, pulled out one of his gun (magnetism one), and fired it randomly around the room. Where he fired, spiders jumped out of. They all wne t to the middle of the room, where he started zapping them properly.

"One, two, three..., Oh hello, Karmas. And the rest of you people."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:01 pm

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Mari blushed and lifted the sketchbook so that it was pressed against her chest. "I didn't draw Matt bound and gagged in Juan's bed! Honest!"

Matt's eyes widened. ". . .Drop. The. Sketchbook."

Mari dropped it to show that she, indeed, was telling the truth...to some extent. Instead of Matt bound and gagged in Juan's bed...it was the other way around--Juan bound and gagged in Matt's bed. Matt's jaw dropped and his visible eye twitched. ". . .I...I need more than the latte with sprinkles now. Can someone get me my meds?"

". . .At least I made you seme..." Mari whimpered, flustered.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:03 pm

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"Hi Rosebud! Want some coffee?" Now, Yuban wasn't poison or anything, if you look it up you'll see it's a perfectly legit brand, but it tastes horrible. The scent, look, and everything are just like good coffee, but NOT the taste. ...Unless we're talking about Noah. He had drank so much coffee in his lifetime that he can tell what brand it is and even the temperature from three meters away! Noah looked at the sketchbook then and kinda grabbed it and flipped through it. "Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt HEY! This one's less inappropriate! It's just killing! ...And...I'M in it? Who am I killing there?" Noah said, refilling Matt's glass.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:06 pm

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"I'd get your meds, but I'm more liklely to poison you."

"Mock me again..." muttered Esse, and while he was it it, fired his magnetic gun at a cofee machine. IT started letting out about... half a litre of cofee. When it was out of cofee he leet go of the trigger.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:09 pm

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Matt staggered back. "I...I need my meds...it's the only thing...that'll keep me from..." Here he starts to laugh an almost insane laugh, starting to lift his hand toward his bangs.

"...Um...I wouldn't do that. YOU KNOW what happened last time." Mari frowned.

But it was in vain. Matt's hand was already starting to make that infamous motion.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:11 pm

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"Ooh. LEt's swap his gravy glass for coffee." said Esse, careful to make a small cut in Engasrde's arm witha rose, then sit back down.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:14 pm

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Distracted by the sudden pain, Matt jerks his hand down. "...Who did that? And where are the sprinkles on my latte?!"

Mari whistled innocently, crunching down on a few chocolate sprinkles.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:15 pm

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Noah looked closer at the picture. "Dang, I just can't seem to make out who that is... It looks a little like Ami... no, it's not Ami. It's definitely someone with long hair... Perhaps it's... no... Millie could you just-" Noah saw Matt's motion. "...WOAH! Did Shoe do that to you? That looks sweet! ...Unless Shoe DID do it to you. Still, it looks like you were in some kind of knife fight! That's like the scar that I have on my shoulder only... yours is awesome!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:17 pm

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Matt blinked a few times. "But that doesn't clear up the mystery of where my sprinkles went."

Suspicious crunching noises could still be heard from Mari's direction.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:20 pm

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"I hope you know I [poisoned them sprinkles, Millie."

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:20 pm

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"Don't worry!" Noah said, going to his kitchen. "I have more!" Noah looked in his cupboard. "...Uh...Are you OK with ones shaped like little stars?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:27 pm

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"They've got chocolate flavor, right?" Matt gave an innocent twinkly-eyed look. "...But I still wanna know who stole my others..."

Mari went back to her sketchbook, drawing herself running in fields of chocolate sprinkles with an angsty-looking chibi version of Matt looking around for his sprinkles.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:29 pm

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"Uh... Chocolate, yup. And Millie, don't worry about the poison threat. He says that to everyone." Noah went back with the sprinkles and gave them to Matt that went beside Millie. "So uh... Millie... Who am I killing in that picture? It's just eating at me!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:32 pm

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Esse pulled Noah's hair overn using his hook gun.

(by mising one of the legs,hitting the floor, extending the hooks, pulling back, and it falls)

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:33 pm

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"GRAAH oh, that hurt ow ow ow... God, that guy's like Sam Fisher on crack!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:36 pm

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"How mcuh crack do you think I'm on?"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:37 pm

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"My name's not Millie! Or Mille for that matter! Why does everyone always call me by my sister's name?!" Mari growls. "...Oh...and you're killing my ex-boyfriend Dashu."

Matt shook his head. "You know that's not his real name."

"Yeah. I know know. But I hate saying 'Kay-dash'..." She muttered.

"...You never even dated K'. You obsessively fangirled him and drew him having hot sex with Kyo Kusanagi..." Matt reprimanded.

". . .You had sex with Juan Corrida." She smirked evilly.

The sound of a Star-Wars-like "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" escaped Matt at that very moment.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:40 pm

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"Uh..." Noah thought for a moment. "None! That was just an analogy! He has a bunch of cool weapons and gadgets, you have more! Please let go of my hair!"

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:44 pm

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Matt dropped in a heap on the floor, still clutching his coffee. "Ugh...I said I needed my meds...it huuuuuuuuuurts..."

"...What the crap did you do on the set?" Mari blinked.

"...I sprained my ankle doing a scene where I'm using Nickel Samurai Smelting..." Matt whined.

". . .And I thought I WAS A KLUTZ..." Mari smirked, getting up just before she tripped over her own two feet.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:49 pm

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"OK." siad Esse, tugging Noah's hair out of the hook.

"And you too, drunken Wookie," said essem throwing a small box at Matt.

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Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:52 pm

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"Drunken...Wookie?" Matt blinked, snagging the box and digging through for a random brand of painkiller. "I suppose I could say thank you..."

Mari's face looked rather flustered, as she'd jinxed herself. "...No one make a joke about this..."

Matt glanced over at her. "Who's the klutz now, blondie?!"

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