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Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:38 pm

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"We could play Tonka! I have a few extra trucks like the excavator and John Deere tractor!"

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Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:40 pm

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"Egg - cah - vah - tay - ter?" Pearl rubbed her chin.

"Don't do it Pearly, he's gonna give you BOY COOTIES!" Ruby shrieked.

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Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:49 pm

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"What do cooties DO in the first place?" asked Tyler.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:00 am

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"Cooties make you SICK!" Ruby crossed her arms.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:00 am

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"They're small mosquitoes that live in the jungles of southeast Asia. I know this because when I grow up I want to be a bug researcher!"

13 years later...

"Ah, my old journal! ...Bugs? I %@$&'n HATE bugs!!!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:32 am

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"Look, Is there anthing I can do to PROVE cooies don't exist?"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:35 am

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"I'll prove they DO!" Noah took out a pocket bug encyclopedia. "Cooties. A rare Chinese mosquito. Associated with boys or girls because boy cooties only bite boys and girl cooties only bite girls."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:42 am

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Totto walked over.

"Don't cooties come from toilets too?"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:50 am

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Ruby nodded. "They come from water fountains, too! If you get too close."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:58 am

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"They do not! Read the book yourself!" He put the book down on a rock. Sure enough, there it was. "See? Stop being such a baby. You're safe until you go to the souther jungles of China and Vietnam."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:09 am

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"That's not the kind of cooties I'm talking about!" Ruby stomped her foot. "Boys are soooo stupid!"

"But Mystic Ruby, you like Kyouya!"

Ruby smirked. "He's an exception because he's cute."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:21 am

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"Those are the only kinds of cooties that exist. I've checked everywhere for the sick bug, but I couldn't see it. Plus, I have a girlfriend and if they did exist I'd have it right now..."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:24 am

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"Are you pimp? Becuase my mom said that pimps are bad. And that's what you are when you have a girlfriend at this age."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:28 am

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"No, pimps are people who sell birds and bees to people. I don't see why they'd want them. They also sell santas."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:37 am

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"....So that's how Santa is able to deliver presents! He makes clones and gives them to pimps so they can sell them and then the Santas deliver presents!" Ruby and Pearl exclaimed in unison.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:40 am

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"Still, she's just the BEST! We've even... Held Hands!!! I got to first base!!!!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:42 am

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"You should kiss her!" Ruby exclaimed. "And then get married and have a baby!"

"Yeah!" Pearl agreed. Then, she paused. "...Where do babies come from?"

Ruby shrugged. "Mommy told me a stork delivers them, but Dad told me they come from toasters."

"Babies come from toasters?"

"Daddy said so, so it should be true!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:43 am

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"Kissing? I don't think we can get all the way to home base just yet! ...Her little sister is kind of a drag though..."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:46 am

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"Why?" Ruby and Pearl asked in unison.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:10 am

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"She's just so annoying, asking me to help her ask out my brother, who I don't even know I have... those dumb pink glasses..."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:42 am

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"Pink glasses?" Pearl glanced at Ruby, who just shrugged.

"So, what's her name?" Ruby asked.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:43 am

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"My girlfreind? It's... Lana. Lana Skye."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:54 am

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"I was actually referring to her little sister, but that works too."

"Do you have a picture of her?" Pearl asked.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:56 am

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"Yeah, I keep it in my journal!" He showed her the picture. "That's Lana and that's her little sister Ema."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:02 am

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Ruby and Pearl stared.

"Wow, she's hecka pretty!" Ruby exclaimed.

Pearl took a glance at Ema. "What's with that weird white coat?" she asked, "It's really big. And those goggles she's wearing are weird, too."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:06 am

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""It's a sience coat. Since I'll be doing the... Manly field research when I'm a grown-up, I won't have to wear one."

13 years later...

"Hey, Winston, did you get that case file ready? Need it on my desk soon. K, bye."

((See the irony in that? He gets a desk job. ...A desk CAREER to avoid in your endo.))

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:10 am

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"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a spirit medium just like Mommy!" Ruby pumped her fist in the air.

"Me too!"

"Pearly's my teacher. She's gonna help me learn stuff so I can be the ultimate spirit medium! And she's gonna be an ultimate spirit medium too."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:14 am

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"My teacher is Mr. Heiniman. He's taught us that there are 5 simple machines: the Pulley the Lever the Hammer the Doorbell and the Toaster. He has also taught us that Static Electricity is the strongest force in the galaxy."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:17 am

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"Static electricity? Isn't that the thing that makes socks stick to clothes?" Pearl asked.

"Yeah, it also does other stuff. I forgot what, though." Ruby rubbed her chin and thought.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:22 am

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"Oh yeah! Stars are big balls of static electricity, stuck together by friction from commits! And gravity is a kind of static electricity that makes you weigh to the ground, especially after eating italian food."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:25 am

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Ruby and Pearl stared at Noah. "Wowwww, you big kids sure are smart!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:29 am

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"Big? I'm only 9! ...By the way, have either of you ever run into that bully Furio?"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:30 am

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"Who's Furio?" Pearl asked.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:32 am

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"A big mean kid from Queens. He has really spiky hair... and yells a lot."

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:33 am

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Ruby balled her hands into fists. "Well, if he tries to beat us up, he won't be able to! Right, Pearls?"

"....Right."

"Come on, that didn't sound so confident!"

"Right, we can beat him!"

"THAT'S THE SPIRIT!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:35 am

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"...It really is the spirit! Look! Ruby is evolving or something!"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:45 am

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Ruby looked down. She was growing taller, and somehow, her legs were getting hairier. Before she could say anything, she blacked out.

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Pearl looked up at Ruby. There were no more freckles on her face, and she had grown taller, like an adult. Also, she somehow looked manlier, and she was now wearing glasses. Ruby looked at Noah, then at Pearl.

"Where am I?" Ruby's voice now sounded like that of a man's. "Who are you kids?"

((Hah! She channeled Gregory Edgeworth!))

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:56 am

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"Wow... Congratulations! Your Ruby is now a lvl 5 tall man!
Tall Man wants to level up, but he can only learn four moves. Delete a move?"

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:50 am

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Dante looked around and noticed a man in Ruby's clothes.
"Che i'Ineferno??" he gasped, but then covered his mouth, realizing he just said a cuss word.

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Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:58 am

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