Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:06 pm

Dr. Wilder

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Hello, children, and welcome to "Godmod". What is "Godmod", you ask? I'll tell you.

You know those little tidbits of information called "Common Courtesy"? Well, here you can throw them into the incinerator if you want to. Shoot me in the face as many times as you want, I'll just grow my head back. Do whatever the hell you want to each other, they'll just defy logic to recover. Grab other people's characters by the ears and drag them wherever you want them to go, do whatever! Your "rules" do not apply here.

Well... to an extent... The goal is random humor and not just stupidity. As fun as it sounds, you can't just shoot someone in the face over and over.

The goal is to create a non-traditional RP. It also serves as a test to see if there's a market for comedic RPs.

Because this is everyone's anti-RP and not mine, I will not be starting. I'll let YOU decide where and how it begins.

Have a field day!

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:26 pm

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Madfoot was walking home from another adventure. His grip tightened around his Fire Sword (deals 1,738 damage per turn, must be lvl 77 to wield), as he sensed trouble ahead. "i will save the hole world," he said to himself more than anyone else. "wheneva theres some1 in troubble, ill be there to stop them." He shook his head and his long, dark blue hair blew in the wind.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:26 pm

Lycos Hayes

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The black fur shined as the anthro wolf sat by the fire, cooking his meal. He looked up, his silver eyes staring off into the distance and noticed someone coming his way. "Why the hell do people always show up as I'm almost done cooking?" he said, getting up and materializing a sword that has a wolf-shaped seal on the blade. When the figure coming towards him was close enough, he called out. "Who are you and what do you want?"

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:53 pm

Maya Fey

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A distant voice grabbed Maya's attention...
"Oh, noes... A Zomborg!!!11!one I will explode it Sal

"

Lycos Hayes then exploded into a pie shaped atom rocket launcher

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:02 am

Lycos Hayes

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He reforms a moment later and looks at Maya. "You evil little girl!" and charges her, slicing her in two.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:44 am

CBLuigi

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Brian appears out of nowhere.

"WOOMP."

He then jumps up and down of twenty seconds, takes a bow, slices Maya's two halves in half, and disappears.

(9o_o)9 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:26 pm

Maya Fey

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I Reform

"I hate you all so much that I will Oomploofy your eyeballs (WTF?)"

All of the people in the world are now infected with T-Virus and a full scale Zombie attack occurs

(I like zombies)

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:44 pm

Madfoot713

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"stop killing peeple or i will shoot you with holy beams of light," Madfoot said threateningly. When Brian said, "No, I'm not going to because I'm eeeeevil," Madfoot charged up balls of light and shot it at Maya, Brian, and Lycos, knocking them violently on the floor and rendering them useless for the rest of eternity. "good, now i must go to the srine of the flying spageti monster to becme the most powerful guy in the wurld".

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:39 pm

Lycos Hayes

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Lycos vanishes and reappears, now standing right in front of Madfoot. In the time it took Madfoot to realize who it was, his brain was imploding due to a spell. "That's for trying to render me useless." he says, then looks over at the others. "Target practice!"

After a few hand signals, the other two burst into flames

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:48 am

CBLuigi

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Madfoot713 wrote:

When Brian said, "No, I'm not going to because I'm eeeeevil,"

CBLuigi wrote:

Brian appears out of nowhere.

"WOOMP."

He then jumps up and down of twenty seconds, takes a bow, slices Maya's two halves in half, and disappears.

At least make some sense. Nick

On topic: Brian once again popped out of nowhere. "I'ma chargin mah lazors. Nah, just kiddin'. Instead, I'll sing S--" Madfoot interupted, "Don't even think about it."

(9o_o)9 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:37 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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"Hello!" Franziska S. said. When she saw the conditions of the other two, she created a huge spiritual barrier and a spiritual sword. She also started to use hand signs to free the others.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:42 pm

Lycos Hayes

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"spiritual weapons are among the weakest." Lycos said as he sliced through the barrier and cut Franziska's arm off, then proceeded to cut off her legs and head.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:59 am

Franziska Hayaikan

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It was an illusion of spiritual energy. Her barrier was still up, and it was stronger than anything Lycos or anyone else could throw at it. A shield was added to the sword. "I just want to talk nicely. There is no need for violence."

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:24 pm

Lycos Hayes

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"no need for violence? I was trying to eat a peaceful meal here and you people all come barging in on my campsite!" Lycos said as he phased through the ground, appearing within Franziska's barrier and slicing her head off.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:35 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Lycos missed the barrier. "Look, I would just eat a meal with you, okay, Lycos?" Franziska said. "I wasn't trying to cause any trouble. I just arrived on the scene and jumped to conclusions."

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:50 pm

Lycos Hayes

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Lycos grumbles as he looks at the stain on the floor, his food spilled all over. The wolf was pissed and looked at the others that had to come in and interrupt his meal. He went to the nearest person and sliced them in two, and then to the next. by the time he was calm and sat by the fire again he had a fresh bag of meat to start cooking a new stew, for two.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:17 pm

Dr. Wilder

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Arxane Gilder III Jr. bursts onto the scene, guns a-blazin'. After shooting Lycos in the head, he quickly yells, "Alright, you're all under arrest for possession of heroin! Your going to prison forever!"

When Madfoot protested, Arxane not only raped him, but shot off his ear. After throwing everyone in jail, he danced an awesome victory dance.

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:51 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska S. said, "Objection! I never had heroin or have been in possession of any. Can I appeal to the judge?"

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:18 pm

Dr. Wilder

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"Judge!?" Arxane exclaimed. "I AM THE JUDGE!!!!" He then laughed loudly and shot Franziska S. in both kneecaps. Well, my job here is done. I'm off then. Arxane then flew away on a magic carpet made entirely out of children with ADD and left everyone to rot in jail.

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:52 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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She blocked the bullets before anything could happen, and divided the magic carpet into its respective parts.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:52 am

Lycos Hayes

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Lycos suddenly revives and shakes his head. "Did that guy just shoot me in the head?" he asks Franziska. After getting a confirmation, he pulls out a rifle and snipes Arxane as he tries to get away

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:51 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Franziska somehow produces a sonic scream that sends Arxane to another dimension, and also stops Arxane from coming back to annoy anyone.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:58 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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A dark man watched the whole thing, he took a pistol and aimed at the back of Franziska's head and pulled the trigger, the gunshot cracked through the air and the man dissapeared.

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

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Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:55 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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Her barrier was still up. It deflected the bullets and left Franziska Swift unharmed. "Do I have to be the voice of rationality here?"

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:15 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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Cyrus reappeared, stopped Franziska's time and pulled a meteor on her and then dissapeared.

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

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Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:33 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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She reactivated time, deflected the meteor, and created a spirit sword to defend herself with.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:46 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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Time is already deactivated!

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

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Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:41 pm

Lycos Hayes

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*Negates the time stop spell with a time acceleration spell*

*Kills Cyrus de Killer*

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:03 pm

Franziska Hayaikan

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"Thanks, Lycos. I wish there was someone sensible who would talk to me instead of trying to kill me." Franziska Swift said wistfully.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:05 pm

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:11 am

Maya Fey

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Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:54 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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Cyrus sends an army of invincible fighters from hell on Lycos and then becomes God of time and space.

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:21 pm

Lycos Hayes

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Lycos chuckles as he's already said god and kills Cyrus and all his minions by freezing them in time then using a time warp, sends them to the end of the universe, where they die instantly as the universe is destroyed.

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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:57 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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"That night... I seen him from the shadows"

"The wolf sniped Arxane..."

"There was no mistaking it... It was definately him!!"

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:36 am

Lycos Hayes

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How did said wolf snipe the victim? Was it something like this? -pulls out rifle and snipes Cyrus de Killer-

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Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:20 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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Cyrus fell to the ground, but as he did so, Lycos transformed into Winston Payne.

Let us dye the world in despair, and bring a dismal end to this fairy tale.

Re: Godmod: The Insanely Random Anti-RP

Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:28 pm

Lycos Hayes

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Lycos wasn't transformed as he was wearing his True Form Pin.

"You'll have to try harder than that!"

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Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:28 pm

Cyrus de Killer

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"This pointless battle is getting us no where..." Cyrus paused as his wound recoverd "I have much more important matters to deal with... Good day to you."

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