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They're both 20/25!I am posting this, since so many people keep messing the line up.
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Pressing Oldbag at the witness stand in 2-4:
Would you please get on with your testimony!
Hmph! Watch your language, young man! What sort of tone is that to take with an elder! My youthfulness isn't what it used to be, so you should forgive me for everything! If you keep on barking at me like that, I'll start singing at the top of my lungs!
Uh, what? "A STRIKING FIGURE BY THE SEA, STANDING ALL ALONE IS HE. HE'S THE NICKEL SAMURAI!!" (....She's actually singing... Someone help my poor ears.)
Mr. Edgeworth. Can you please do something about this racket!?
Witness. I'll give you a piece of gum later if you'll be good and stick to just the facts.
OKAAAAAAY! .... You promise right!? Wright. I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date. (Remind me to send you a thank you note later too, Edgeworth, old chum...)Also.. just after Edgeworth discovered Oldbag was one of the witnesses for this case he calls her the "wicked witch of the witness stand." XD... Oh Edgey...
And omg.. just came across another thing.. when you examine the patient on crutches in the background picture of the Hotti Clinic after visiting Franziska xD:
This patient is undergoing rehabilitation.
Wasn't that patient standing in the same spot the last time you came to visit? Doesn't look like they've moved any closer to the reception desk, huh? Is this clinic really doing anything!? Is that patient really getting better!? Hmm... Hey! Don't just cut into my monologue like that! I'm explaining things here! Ah, sorry. Hmm, yes... Most sorry... Yes... Uh, huh...
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Phoenix:
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What in the!?
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Th-Th-Th-Th-That's what happened, Mr. Wright!
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(spoken slowly) Anyway, as I was saying. I was pacing around in front of his room that night. (same speed as Oldbag) Very well. (faster) Please tell the court what you witnessed the night of the murder.
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I can't believe I almost forgot about this one.
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"The only thing allowed to interrupt me is death itself!"
i <3 her
"The only thing allowed to interrupt me is death itself!"i <3 her
Best line eva.
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I just laughed, my friend was watching while i was playing and scremed at her "NO YOUR WRONG. MIRRACLE NEVER HAPPEN!"
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Let's! Objection!
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Anyways, examining the basketball hoop in Acro's room deserves another mention:
That monkey doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
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Spoiler: 2-4
And when cross examining this witness...
Spoiler: 2-4
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RichieTheRabbid wrote:
From 2-4. Probally not entirely correct but it's something like...
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case
You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?I think that the Judge was the one who said that it was a bright white guitar in the guitar case. Although it's still funny with Phoenix.
But anyways...a couple quotes.
Spoiler: 2-4
-If you should use my services, Mr.Attorney, I would suggest you plan for your alibi, too...I don't know if it was acutally funny, or if it was just because I was up late playing JFA, but I started laughing really hard at that.
Spoiler: 2-4
That made me lol so hard. It was a great line.
"Last daughter of your royal house/ Go I, his prisoner, because I honoured/ Those things to which honour truly belongs." Antigone, Antigone.
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Let's! Objection!
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Super Muffin wrote:
RichieTheRabbid wrote:
From 2-4. Probally not entirely correct but it's something like...
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case
You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?I think that the Judge was the one who said that it was a bright white guitar in the guitar case. Although it's still funny with Phoenix.
The Judge actually calls it a bright BLACK guitar, but gets cut off :P
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Adrian Andrews! I choose you!You are Mr. Corrida's killer!
XD That made me laugh so much. I wonder how they wrote it without imagining Pikachu jumping out.
Quote:
The English translation of the game includes many references to TV shows, movies, other video games, and pop culture references, placed in the dialog by the localization team.
- And that quote is decisive evidence that they did it on purpose. 8D
You really should come with a supply of cheese to match that vintage whine...XD I laughed even more at this. Oh, Miles. Miles, Miles, Miles.
I'm talking to my Edgey-wedgey! Don't interrupt me!
Yes, madam! No, no, no, please, by all means interrupt her!Please!
But, of course, my favourite quote of all PW time...
I looked over her testimony report, but who knew under the helmet it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?<3
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Super Muffin wrote:
RichieTheRabbid wrote:
From 2-4. Probally not entirely correct but it's something like...
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case
You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?
Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?I think that the Judge was the one who said that it was a bright white guitar in the guitar case. Although it's still funny with Phoenix.
But anyways...a couple quotes.
Spoiler: 2-4
I don't know if it was acutally funny, or if it was just because I was up late playing JFA, but I started laughing really hard at that.
Spoiler: 2-4
That made me lol so hard. It was a great line.
Phoenix, it wasnt a bright white guitar. You mean it was a bright BLACK guitar?:D
I love the "Adrian Andrews, I choose you!" line :D
Nick and Maya - Friends and Lovers....
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Wrestlemania wrote:
They're both 20/25!I am posting this, since so many people keep messing the line up.
It does say 20/200 in the PAL Version (see the penultimate post in the 'How bad is Luke's right eye' thread for proof).
Anyway onto my favourites:
2-1:
(to Maggey) So, this might sound bad, but... uh... Who are you?
Everyone knows you can't find out everything you want with scientific investigation! I've never heard that before.
Me, either. Nor I.
I never heard anything like that at the police academy, sir... Okay, so I made it up. Anyway...
Fashion! Cars! Women! Glasses! And of course, University! First-rates only need apply! Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?2-2:
(When did I become the poster boy for “How Not to Make a First Impression”…?)Anything perverted that Hotti says..... *gets shot*.
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She had, like, just gotten it. It was, like, from the U.K. Hm? The "U.K."? Was that her boyfriends initials?Kinda makes you wonder how Udgey did in school.
In 1972, a crack clown unit was sent to prison by a circus court for a crime... Mr. Curls! How do you respond to Mr. Wrights assessment? ...they didn't commit. These clowns promptly escaped from a maximum security clown car... Mr. Curls. Are you reciting the C-team theme to anger the court?I guess The Fresh Clown of Bel Air just can't help it huh?
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Cirrus wrote:
I'm talking to my Edgey-wedgey! Don't interrupt me! Yes, madam! No, no, no, please, by all means interrupt her!Please!
This has to be my favorite of all Oldbag/Miles interactions in the series. Right here.
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Am I a loser for laughing at that :D;;; -shot-
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WhiteElephant wrote:
I'm almost positive this was already posted, but I'm too lazy to backtrack.
Am I a loser for laughing at that :D;;; -shot-
Spoiler: 2-3
Am I a loser for laughing at that :D;;; -shot-
Hey I laughed at it too
We're both losers! 8D
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Hmm, so it was a "fry 'n bait" matter... Or was that "bait 'n fry?" Reminds me of fishing... Ah no, I have no idea what you mean. I've never even heard of "Gossip Land..." (If the Judge was ever a prosecution witness, he'd do all my work for me...)Oh Udgey. How incredibly senile and gullible you are.
This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour."
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Trilo: I was waiting to propose to Regina!
You were going to....propose?Trilo: What, you think you humans have a monopoly on marriage?!
That...The issue of puppet marriage is not under review here!and then later on
You really were going to propose?!Trilo: Just because I'm a puppet doesn't mean I can't love!!
Just the idea of the Judge being outdone by a puppet made me laugh :P
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[paraphrased]
Maya: Aw, they're not letting Moe be his usual stoogey self. Why won't you let him tell a joke?
Phoenix: I have three good reasons for that. One: I probably won't laugh. Two: I'll get hit with a penalty. Three: I'll get whipped.
I'll always love you, Max.
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He's so smart! I love him! But what about Ben? What's Ben got to do with me loving Trilo? Like sand through the hourglass, so are the Days of the Circus...Well, I lol'd.
Spoiler:
Gigglesnort.
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In Turnabout Big Top, during Moe's testimony, Fransiska starts whipping everybody except him
You're not going to whip me too, are you? Maybe later after court, if you're into that kind of thing...LOL...
I don't remember if it was exactly said that way, but it's pretty close...
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Hold on. I'm going to contact my lawyer. ...
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(present Maya's profile) She's just a kid now, but one day she'll be the master. She'll be the MASTER!(Probably paraphrasing)
And this has definitely been said before, but think of it as a QFT:
M-M-Mr. Wright! Y-Yes!? Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!? Whaaaaat? Why would you think that- Guilty! MR. PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!
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DefenseNeverRests wrote:
Engarde's_Shoe wrote:
grim_tales wrote:
AA Case 3, when you meet the pervy director, who starts asking Maya about "cosplay" :D It's just stupid/funny.
Also when he says that "RTFC" stands for "Read The Film Credits".
Er.. I dont think it quite stands for that :D
Also in 1-3, Phoenix says - surely a parody of Tom Cruise saying "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Also when he says that "RTFC" stands for "Read The Film Credits".
Er.. I dont think it quite stands for that :D
Also in 1-3, Phoenix says
Spoiler:
Not to be rude or anything, but GS2 Quotes,
grim_tales also said he couldn't find a thread for GS1 quotes. So, maybe a thread for GS1 quotes should be made.
Not to mention that it was Jack Nickolson. o.o
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:phoenix: Zoinks! It's the alien!
Too much in common with Shaggy. Ha!
Too much in common with Shaggy. Ha!
It might have been T&T, but I remember once where the Judge said "Ruh-roh!"
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yoshi927 wrote:
This has probably been said before, but;
(present Maya's profile) She's just a kid now, but one day she'll be the master. She'll be the MASTER!
(present Maya's profile) She's just a kid now, but one day she'll be the master. She'll be the MASTER!I just checked the phrase is: "she's still young, but one day she'll bear a great responsibility. she'll be the master you know, the MASTER!
presenting the map is pretty funny as well:
phoenix: Wow, this manor is really nice, don't you think?
Grey: Do you honestly think thisplace is all that impressive?Don't make me laugh.
This is the countryside.Land here is dirt cheap.
I will have something much greater one day! I will build my own grand mansion!
Did you hear me!? A grand MANSION! This manor will seem like nothing!
Also one bit in case 4 or 3 I can't remember which it is
phoenix:(after saying something stupid) "wow the judge is really staring into mia"
Mia: he's staring at you genius
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Edgeworth: Uhh ... what she said, Wright. Or should I say, baboon-boy? (Not sure if that's word for word..)
Phoenix: Can't a foolishly foolish fool get some love ... ?
Hah, but, I absolutely loved those.
... when Max was saying "I won the International Grand Prix.", I thought he was gonna say "I won the Internets."
... I know, weird... >_>
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"Ignorance is to be punished by the whip!" 
"(She's been shouting random nonsense for the past ten minutes!)" That is my favorite quote from them... but it'll probably change soon.
Oh, and here (It's paraphased...I don't remember the exact quote.):
"The bust is....in the prosecutor's bench!"
"....After the defense wakes up, he will be penalized."
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What do you mean by 'system crash'!?
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But the part when Phoenix makes his joke in front of Maya and Moe is completely different.
Even if his joke in English or French (I saw it somewhere, too) is not as funny as his sarcastic thougts, at least I would laugh about that... a bit. xD..
In the german version, Phoenix says something like:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to reach the other side!"Why couldn't the translators come up with something less awful?
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Not you too, Mia! With the whip... and the pain... and the ow...
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Darzie P wrote:
:maya: Keep The Cafeteria Clean...Or Die!!!!
What a quote
Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!!
...
...
...
I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas.
What a quote
Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!! ...... ... I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas.They sure do say the most random stuff in this game, eh?
XD Why was the banana comment relevant to the court at all?
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