Edgeworth fangirl :3
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don't remember exactly but they said something like:
Is that what you're driving at?
Yes, that's what I'm driving at
What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving?xD Sometimes Udgey's really stupid..
Putting the M in Cobalt
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It seems that, unlike wine, this witness has NOT gotten more mature with age.
D:I don't know why, but I liked that one. It seems as if the series has quite a few wine analogies. XD
Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off!Oh, god. XD
You're the man now, doll!......XDDDDDD
Edit: Oh, and I just came across this one in 2-4:
It's elementary, my dear!Also, I loved whenever Pearl referred to Gumshoe as the "Man with the Little Beard". XDDDD
Click on the left 'brow and you get the Super Makoto Project; click on the right 'brow and you get Project Kallisti :D
I made my avatar and sig.
You should totes visit my cosplay thread :Db
Tyrell Badd Facts!
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Turtley enough
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Gigglesnort.
That's my favorite line in the whole game. XDXD Nick just can't get the image of Max with with boobs out of his head.
Alita x Wocky FTW!!
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[VERY BADLY PARAPHRASED]
Hey, it's Mr. Smith the dentist! That's Wright! I mean..that's wrong! My name's Wright, not Smith! Well, atleast i got, like, 3 letters right?
I love Angel Starr!
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makes a fresh prince of belair refence something like " In west clownatopea born and raised in thee circus that I spent most of my days."
pew pew pew, pal!
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Dunno the context, but
Not you too, Mia! With the whip...and the pain...and the oww...and Maya brainstorming how to advertise for clients...
"Spine tingling legal action! Mind numbing legalese! You'll say 'wow!' ... "and it's funnier out of context, when the Judge says:
Shiny... Things?and when Frankarma* says "Flamboozled" XD and also when she says "I'm...An....Idiot..." while banging her fist on the desk XD
**cough* I call her Frankarma and her father Mankarma. ^^;
Feed Godot, click on the image. xD;;
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Silence fool! You are to respond with the whole truth! No fractions!
Do that and I'll throw grape juice at u
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: the thief probably took the button as a memento to remind him of his first perfect crime *something like that*: wright, i want you to keep that button as a memento: as a momento of what?: as a memento of your penalty!... it's something like that it made me laugh xD
NOBODY has mentioned this, it's something like this
I wrote a song for her: you wrote a song? it goes like this: i want you to hold me, i want you to touch me, i want you to... the rest is private xDD we ALL know what it means xDD
<3 <3 <3
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I love the first one. Edgey'd like that, wouldn't he? xD
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Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off!Oh, god. XD
Haha, I remember that one. I was thinking "silly Maya everyone knows how to do that" Then I proceeded to try to do the trick myself and failing miserably not managing to figure out how to do it at all... I picked up the DS again in shame and sent my sympathies to Maya.
0 want to see all penalty quotes on vid.
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Edgeworth fangirl :3
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OBJECTION! ... ...
...Audience: ....
What was the point of that pregnant pause?!
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Maya: Well, she is a shining beauty.
Phoenix: No objections here.
Not funny, but sweet. =3
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: (Aaargh! That egomaniacal...)
: It's not good for your health to be so aggravated. : You won't live very long if you let everything bother you...
: (Somehow, that coming from an assassin makes it less than comforting...)- - - - - - -
: Look, this guy is guilty. A buck says so. : One dollar...? Sure you're not talking about Pearls' allowance money?
: I... I can't bet any more than that... My salary... It's...Poor guy XD
I'm watching you...
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FABULOUS! You've stolen one of Maximillion Galaxia's Hearts! Max, what's your real name?
Its Billy Bob Johns...
...! ...Ugh... What's wrong Maya? He's really just a country bumpkin...Case two was annoying and funny at the same time.
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[VERY BADLY PARAPHRASED]
Hey, it's Mr. Smith the dentist! That's Wright! I mean..that's wrong! My name's Wright, not Smith! Well, atleast i got, like, 3 letters right?She said, "Mr. Smith, Esquire" I thought. Esq. means lawyer.
That was really funny though.
But the part when Phoenix makes his joke in front of Maya and Moe is completely different.
Even if his joke in English or French (I saw it somewhere, too) is not as funny as his sarcastic thougts, at least I would laugh about that... a bit. xD..
In the german version, Phoenix says something like:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to reach the other side!"Why couldn't the translators come up with something less awful?
In English it was "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, a good lawyer? Because I'm WRIGHT all the time!"
: ...I can just see that in that really stupid show, Dora the Explorer...
"CLOAK! SILK HAT! WHITE ROSES!"
And Max is there too.
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What a quote
Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!!
...
...
...
I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas.you would not believe how hard I laughed at that. It sounds so wrong that its funny.
that one is now one of my favs.
my fav is the first case in JFA when you press Gumshoe on everything in his testimony. And when Feenie asks Shelly how much h gets paid
You've been hit by, a smooth prosecutor
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had to post it here too
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(to Lotta) Well you ain't the world's number one charmer either, sister.
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"Those are...bananas?"
ISNT THAT THE BASEBALL GLOVE!!!!?oh payne you foolish fool >.>
"The Cell Phone Confusion"
There is something very important about that card and that is the name on the card.
the back of the card.
"the name of the card"
The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"! ... ... ... ..Did you not know that? NOPE!Sorry that was long
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Well, it is the weather...
Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $5,000 suit!! Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl... I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter.---
Your Honor, what do you think of the evidence? ...Ms. von Karma. What do you think of the evidence? Witness, what do you think of the evidence?
(Lets small bird fly off) Mr. Wright, what do you think of the evidence? Uh... hmm...
OWWW! Here's one from me too! (Penalized) MAYA KICK!!! (Ow! Please... no more pain...)---
Pearls, did you walk all the way here?
*gasp* Of course not... I ran! (Oh dear...) Pearly, didn't you take that train? Huh? What's a "tray-in"? (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...)---
Mr. Lawyer dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop intruding on my personal life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a lunch appointment. W-what?! You're in detention! Who are you going to eat with, the security guard!?These here are pure gold.
: ...I can't see how they didn't find that funny. I lol'd with that one.
Good 'til the last drop.
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you really should have a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine!haha i love edgy
and definitely the best from shoe
meow
^^ Click The Gant!
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I just thought in AA Case 3:
I think it's meant to sound like Diva
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: you have stolen one of Max galactic'as hearts.....
you have stolen 10 of Max Galactica's hearts :how many hearts does this guy have?
Manipulative jerks are just better.
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: Mr. Lawyer dude? Who was that...? : Ah, um...No one. It has nothing to do with you, so forget you heard anything! : ...Dude, did you nose just get longer?It's funny once you really know about Matt, because it's a hint that he knows more than he's letting on. Plus it's just giggle-worthy.
"People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them."
Good 'til the last drop.
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PHOENIX IS A POOPYHEAD!!
^^ Click The Gant!
Strawberry Wine is a very epic thing.
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CASE 1
Court is now in session for the trial of Maggey Byrde. The prosecution is ready, Your Honor. ... What is it, Mr. Wright? Um, er...Are you talking to me...? Do you see any other defense attorneys here?-
(Nowhere to run...I'm sooo dead!)-
(presenting baseball glove as "bananas") Isn't it delicious? Care for a bite?-
Come on Nick. We can talk about you being old later.-
Could you tell the court what is special about this glove? 
What's special? Never really thought about it but... it's REALLY yellow... and that's about it. -
CASE 4
Don't worry, Mr. Nick. Mystic Maya and I will be your friends against the world! (Ouch… I don't have many friends, do I?)-
Mr Engarde, I have one last question for you. Please answer honestly. … Please put the phone away and answer the question yourself. -
Shush! I'm talking to my dear Edgey-Wedgey right now! Don't interrupt us, gramps! Yes, madam. No no no, please, by all means interrupt her! Please! -
(presenting wrong evidence 1)
Well, Mr. Engarde?Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult my friend, OK?...
...
He said I should snort while I give a good laugh. Um... OK, here I go....
Aha ha ha ha *snort!*
-
(presenting wrong evidence 2)
Well, Mr. Engarde? Hold on a sec. I'm gonna ask my mom, OK?...
...
She says that I can't be friends with someone like you.-
Duuuuuude?! (classic)-
You... You...You killed Mr. Corrida!
Hahaha. I dare you to say that in court tomorrow.-
(phone)
...
(Argh! It's that accursed Engarde again...)(phone)
...*beep*...
WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!? Look, don't call me anymore! I mean it! ......You're really mean, pal.-
GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil--guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY!OK, I'm done....*pant*
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Has the old dude made up his mind yet?
Manipulative jerks are just better.
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"People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them."
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Must... win... devotion of Matt fangirl!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooo
Guiltyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Guuuuuilty!!!
GGG--Guuiiillltyyyy!!!
GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil--
guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY!
So Freyarule was right, actually.
Manipulative jerks are just better.
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"People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them."
Strawberry Wine is a very epic thing.
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Oh, I remember hearing a quote about Matt that I thought was pretty cool, but couldn't find it anywhere. I was replaying case 4 and found it :)
But it seems that Engarde is no ordinary man...
| I like chocolate milk. 8D |
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Manipulative jerks are just better.
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That Engarde is one evil, evil man!For once, the hag's on the right track. I just giggled like crazy when I saw that line.
"People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them."
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- great now this case should be in the......blast radius for disaster.
For some reason I found that really funny
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Ugh! It's that Engarde again! *picks up* WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!? .................... You're really mean, pal.
EdgeWright AND fruit? Am I in heaven?
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P: (It seems like words aren't enough here. I wonder if there's anything I can give him to express how I feel?)
P:*presents whip to Edgeworth*
E: What's this..?
Haha, I was like *gigglesnort* Capcom, you need to stop all the subtext.
Oh and during the psyche-lock thing with Matt's secret, Phoenix says something about the stuffed bear.
P:Aww, but he says he knows you. How could you forget such a great friend?
Matt: What else did the bear tell you?
Strawberry Wine is a very epic thing.
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| I like chocolate milk. 8D |
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: (Did he just call me "sweetie"?)Also, am I the only one who caught the fact that Phoenix...
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Also, am I the only one who caught the fact that Phoenix...
... And what are those tulips doing in your hand, Mr. Phoenix Wright? (Argh! I knew I shouldn't have come here!)^_^ I liked that part.
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