Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
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look a ladder!
Um... That's a step ladder. What's the difference? In scientific terms, please. S-scientific huh? Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright. ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)and also in apollo justice
While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
Trucy, it's the same thing. For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead. I still say it's a step ladder!Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom
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iloveedgeworth wrote:
:notes: look a ladder!
Um... That's a step ladder.
What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
S-scientific huh?
Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)
and also in apollo justice
While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
Trucy, it's the same thing.
For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead.
I still say it's a step ladder!
Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom
Um... That's a step ladder. What's the difference? In scientific terms, please. S-scientific huh? Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright. ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)and also in apollo justice
While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death. Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder! Trucy, it's the same thing. For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead. I still say it's a step ladder!Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom
Y-You do know that this is for JFA?
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
iloveedgeworth wrote:
:notes: look a ladder!
Um... That's a step ladder.
What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
S-scientific huh?
Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)
and also in apollo justice
While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
Trucy, it's the same thing.
For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead.
I still say it's a step ladder!
Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom
Um... That's a step ladder. What's the difference? In scientific terms, please. S-scientific huh? Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright. ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)and also in apollo justice
While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death. Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder! Trucy, it's the same thing. For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead. I still say it's a step ladder!Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom
Y-You do know that this is for JFA?
AWWWW, i found it funny. sorry if i posted it on the wrong thing or anything
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Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell today", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it! Well, it is the weather...Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $1'500 suit!! Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl... I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter and also the next day it goes something like this
Well, nice weather we're having today I don't beleive it! That stupid weathergirl said it will rain cats and dogs today. (it's only the weather)
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Ladder > Step Ladder
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(says something stupid)
and for that you can have a penalty ... (says something cool) and you can have another penalty while you're there toosorry if i can't remember the exact words. it goes something like this i think
feel free to correct me if youfind the right words :)
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) : (First off, my name's not Mr.Smith and second, I'm an only child)--Broke me up the way it came out XD--
Next when examining some stuff in The big top
Maya asks you what kind of clues we're looking for
: A bloody chainsaw for instance....ROFL
And
When Money steals Nick's badge:
: Well, the rich ape just stole my attorney's badge. Mind if I get that back?]--
:What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving? XD---
:(The judge is glaring straight at Mia)
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(First a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job... When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?)
Mind if I borrow this for a while...? For... "private research" purposes... Oooh... This is, this is... A superb example of a woman... (Nice, tag-teamed in Stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1) (Looks like the pipe's about to burst... Guess I should help it along...)2-3
Ab-so-lute-ly FABULOUS! Absolutely cringe inducing.
Top of the morning to ya, guv'ner. The early bird gets the worm. But then again, worms lack higher brain function. Foolish fool who never tires of his foolish ways...
: Do you spend your entire life dreaming up new ways to be a fool? 2-4
You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!! This wastefulness is such a familiar feeling by now that it's almost... comforting. (Words cannot describe how screwed I am...) If I could receive large rolls of cash by simply bringing people things on trays... Then why on Earth would I stand around here prosecuting!? (He's got a point... I don't even get paid, let alone rolls of cash for all my hard work.)
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Spoiler:
Turnabout Big Top Quotes:
Spoiler:
Farewell, My Turnabout Quotes:
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was drunk by the end of investigations
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(the judge is looking right at Mia...)
He's looking at you, smart guy!
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Edit : I recalled another thing pretty amusing. When we go to Engarde's mansion, Dekiller is here, dressed up like a groom. And he says that he's named JOHN DOE ! Like the famous killer of Fincher movie "Seven". Classic.
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Damarus wrote:
Here's mine. Not sure if it was on Case 3 or Case 4.
Oh godness. Dirty mind rules again and honestly, I tried to avoid that--
The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에
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(referring to 
) Aww, she's, like, tooootally cute!Is she, like, your daughter?
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Wait did Ini predict the future because
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I saw someone here compliment Franzy's "fool" lines, and yeah, they got me every time too.
And I'd gladly give my vote to the Investigations games for the weakest humor (and I'd blame it on Edgey, sorry pal.)
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