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| Author: | Phoenix223 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Just what DOES the huge lever in KB Security's guard office do? In case you're wondering, I'm talking about the lever in Larry Butz office (TaT Case 2), the one he hung his orange coat on. His superior was like "If you pull it, something TERRIBLE will happen!". Just how terrible can one lever be? Leave your interesting and creative responses Let's pull the lever and see what happens! *pulls lever*  Miss me?
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| Author: | Franzise Deauxnim [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It initiates the building's self-destruct sequence. Obviously. |
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| Author: | Louise [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
If you pull the lever, mood lighting comes on. Then sexy music starts playing. Then Oldbag comes into the room, dressed in her sexiest lingerie and doing an erotic dance. And does the splits. |
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| Author: | Ezio Auditore [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
maybe it's bringing all evil spirits on earth to life (i know i have too much fantasy) |
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| Author: | Pierre [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Gives you freedom....or drops a rock on you. |
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| Author: | Dawn [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Takes all of your money and explodes the building. |
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| Author: | Midnight Jasper [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It strips Phoenix of his attorney's badge, takes away all of his friends for some unexplained reason, gives him a daughter and turns him into a piano-playing grape-juice-guzzling rather awesome hobo. |
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| Author: | Yaragorm [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It opens a trapdoor which leads to an underground dungeon where the only thing you can do is watch Franziska do Bondage things with Edgeworth through a glass wall. But there's another 5 levers down there too. One of them opens the glass wall and allows you to join in, the other four open another trapdoor which leads to Jean Armstrong's bedroom. |
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| Author: | dullahan1 [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Instant game over. |
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| Author: | ShadowEdgeworth [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Nuclear explosion. Events of 3-3, 3-5 and GS4 never happen. |
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| Author: | Chloe [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
A cue for Iris to propose to Jean. :3 |
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| Author: | Phoenix223 [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
loobywright wrote: If you pull the lever, mood lighting comes on. Then sexy music starts playing. Then Oldbag comes into the room, dressed in her sexiest lingerie and doing an erotic dance. And does the splits. *insert phoenix shock animation here* AGGH! MY EYES! |
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| Author: | DecisiveYoshi [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
loobywright wrote: If you pull the lever, mood lighting comes on. Then sexy music starts playing. Then Oldbag comes into the room, dressed in her sexiest lingerie and doing an erotic dance. And does the splits. IMAGES! AUGH! |
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| Author: | Akiak [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Considering AA's nature, I bet a giant anvil will fall from nowhere.  Or maybe an extra part of Oldbag's 10 rules pops out. |
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| Author: | FerdieLance [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
* It falls off. It isn't built very well. * It's a circuit breaker that shuts off the power; this would cause all of Oldbag's lunches to spoil, and nobody wants that. * You smudge the fingerprints on it. Since someone plans to kill with it and frame Larry in GS5, that basically ruins a case. |
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| Author: | Franzise Deauxnim [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
FerdieLance wrote: * You smudge the fingerprints on it. Since someone plans to kill with it and frame Larry in GS5, that basically ruins a case. Ruins...or makes better? |
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| Author: | Hula [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It's all an experiment on the effects of reverse psychology. The lever does nothing but record that it has been pulled. Probably there's a DHARMA station full of personnel keeping a close eye on the lever and writing diligently about the happenings of the security office. |
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| Author: | TheDuckOverlord [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:19 pm ] |
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Makes phoenix and edgey reverse roles. |
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| Author: | Colonel Olrik [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:26 pm ] |
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It releases an incredibly provoked and greased up Damon Gant, wearing nothing but a Borat-style thong speedo and an insatiable urge to get people to go swimming. OH WRIGHTO |
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| Author: | Blake [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
^ I'm having nightmares today... It turns off all the monitors, which are linked to various cameras in Edgey's house. The superior's worst nightmare |
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| Author: | Yaragorm [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
-It activates a time bomb embedded in Larry's skin and explodes in 5 days. -Opens a bottle of Sunny D and unleashes the power of the sun. -Causes the apocalypse on December 21st, 2012. |
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| Author: | Mr. Bear Jew [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:55 am ] |
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Full acquittal for Phoenix's client. |
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| Author: | DecisiveYoshi [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It releases a trap door that leads to a hidden basement where Oldbag has hidden the bodies of all the whippersnappers that got in her way. |
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| Author: | Akbey Hicks [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It creates the lost part of my sprite comic, which involves a video of Oldbag running into the room in an erotic outfit after Larry pulled the lever. After that, the judge stares in astonishment and gives Phoenix a NOT GUILTY verdict if he can have the video. |
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| Author: | P!ATD [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It makes the Jonas Brothers pop out of nowhere. 
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| Author: | Colonel Olrik [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
DecisiveYoshi wrote: It releases a trap door that leads to a hidden basement where Oldbag has hidden the bodies of all the whippersnappers that got in her way. Once again, with a very provoked and randy Gant, greased up with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!", sprawled atop the decaying bodies. IT'S SINK OR SWIM, WRIGHTO AND I THINK I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'LL PICK HO HO HO HO! *Claps Hands Manically* |
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| Author: | Akbey Hicks [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
 Quote: It makes your version of the Jonas Brothers appear. There, I fix'd it. |
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| Author: | Phoenix223 [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Colonel Olrik wrote: DecisiveYoshi wrote: It releases a trap door that leads to a hidden basement where Oldbag has hidden the bodies of all the whippersnappers that got in her way. Once again, with a very provoked and randy Gant, greased up with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!", sprawled atop the decaying bodies. IT'S SINK OR SWIM, WRIGHTO AND I THINK I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'LL PICK HO HO HO HO! *Claps Hands Manically* *ahem* Anyway, you pull the lever... and  drinks TEA! (<--Did I fail?)
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| Author: | Arkillian [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It's a hidden pokey machine that he got addicted to, but instead of shooting out money when you won, it shot out snackoos. Thus the birth of Emazilla. Addiction through gambling. |
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| Author: | FalconBlade [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Colonel Olrik wrote: DecisiveYoshi wrote: It releases a trap door that leads to a hidden basement where Oldbag has hidden the bodies of all the whippersnappers that got in her way. Once again, with a very provoked and randy Gant, greased up with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!", sprawled atop the decaying bodies. IT'S SINK OR SWIM, WRIGHTO AND I THINK I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU'LL PICK HO HO HO HO! *Claps Hands Manically* But, how is that a bad thing? I'd pull that lever, definately...I'd pull it twenty times! 
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| Author: | Auraion [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Activates all the Oldbag "Terminator" clones. |
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| Author: | pablitox [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
makes buttocks explode....( )
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| Author: | Colonel Olrik [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
FalconBlade wrote: But, how is that a bad thing? I'd pull that lever, definately...I'd pull it twenty times! Oh ho ho. I never said it was a bad thing; merely stating what might happen. HO HO HO HO HO HO HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE UH HUH HUH HUH HUH HAW HAW HAW HAW!!! |
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| Author: | Akbey Hicks [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
HA! Done, I counted 19 in your previous argument. Also, I just imagined Oldbag in a sexy outfit.  ... 
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| Author: | FalconBlade [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
I have a theory. When you pull the lever it dispenses the upcoming Gumshoe spinoff "Gumshoe's sexy time" and you have to beat it in under 5 hours or you have to have sexy time with the real Gumshoe. |
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| Author: | Xray [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
.:looby:. wrote: If you pull the lever, mood lighting comes on. Then sexy music starts playing. Then Oldbag comes into the room, dressed in her sexiest lingerie and doing an erotic dance. And does the splits. MENTALIMAGEGOAWAYBRAINBLEACHPLEASE Srsly though, If you pull that lever, you'll get to Narnia. Only instead of the white witch, you'll get oldbag. And Gant is Santa. And you'll be forced to sit in his lap. YAY FOR REPEATING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAS SAID LOL |
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| Author: | Blake [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Xray wrote: .:looby:. wrote: If you pull the lever, mood lighting comes on. Then sexy music starts playing. Then Oldbag comes into the room, dressed in her sexiest lingerie and doing an erotic dance. And does the splits. MENTALIMAGEGOAWAYBRAINBLEACHPLEASE Srsly though, If you pull that lever, you'll get to Narnia. Only instead of the white witch, you'll get oldbag. And Gant is Santa. And you'll be forced to sit in his lap. YAY FOR REPEATING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAS SAID LOL  Props for making me LMAO in front of my family 
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| Author: | pablitox [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
| appears and throws you 17 cups of ketchup
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| Author: | Xray [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
Blake wrote: Props for making me LMAO in front of my family More than happy to! 
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| Author: | Mask*DeMasque [ Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DON'T PULL THAT LEVER!!! (What does it do?) |
It turns on a television that shows a security video of Spoiler: (Seriously, it's a security company with security cameras everywhere! You would think that there was at least one security camera in Bullard's office... Oh wait, do the security cameras even store the videos? You would think that a security company's cameras would store their videos for later reference...  )
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