lolkoala.
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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lolkoala.
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PWnut
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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PWnut
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Location: Chicago
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Gender: None specified
Rank: Ace Attorney
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Gender: Female
Location: Vienna/Austria
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Gender: Female
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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TOUGH LOVE
Gender: Female
Location: Massachusetts
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Gender: Female
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e × e = e²
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Ready to RAWK!?
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Location: Ontario, Canada.
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見たのか・・・!
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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I have a supermegaawesomespecial rare card, little boy. (he he he)
Really mister?!
見たのか・・・!
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cyanide-filled prosecution groupie
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Location: just left of nowhere
Rank: Medium-in-training
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見たのか・・・!
Gender: Female
Location: London, England
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It's stuck?
Gender: Male
Location: Olympia, WA
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:29 pm
Posts: 2107

No! It can't be!
Uh oh...
Oh Nicky boy...!
A few weeks in jail should-
Uhmm...Sir? The jails are currently at capacity.
Hmmm...I had no idea. Very well. A minor crime but the very sight of you now annoys me. I sentence you to 2 months in a local prison to be randomly determined by the police station. That is all.
Bailiff! Get this thief out of my sight!
Right away, sir!
Ughh...I can't believe the rough length of that sentence...
I should throw you in there with him!
Where's he gonna be anyway?
Here were are, a direct transfer from the station.
Wait...Saint Maria's Penite-
*taze* Prisoners do not talk here!
YeeeeOUCH!
No complaining! Meekins, keep your prisoner under control!
...(This has to be a mistake)
Here's the paperwork...
Everything appears to be in order. Usually they let Diva take care of transportation. It's been a while since they've sent a male guard.
Hey! I'm useful! I think...
I have no idea why you're in charge of handling female prisoners now. You just proved you can barely handle that!
Wait! Please listen! You can't put me in a place full of-
*taze* What did I say?!
(God...Dessie is gonna kill me if she finds out...)
Enough! You're coming with me...Uhmm.....Ronnie! These names get weirder every morning. *chains*
(She was a purty one. I wonder who does her cinnabun hair...)
Good morning and welcome to the state's all female penitentiary! I am L.I.S.A., the current fill in for the warden. I am also the designer of the lockdown equipment for this institution. There has never been one escape. Anyway the main warden is very nice. Most of us know her as K.R.I.S. but a few of us just call her Primary Master. I'm sure you're going to feel right at home here! ♥!
Uh yeah...Sure...
Please listen to meeeeee!...I don't belong here! I'm not...
Everyone that comes in here says that!
No no no no! You just said all female! I'm not a gir-
Rediculous! Do boys look pretty and wear cute outfits like us?
Well no. I guess not...That is to say I mean...Well I look pretty...
Do boys have sharp voices, soft hands and smell pretty?
Well, no. I mean...Well some do...
You are a girl! You also have a sentence! Welcome aboard!♥
This is a nightmare...A horrible horrible dream!
...
But my Dessie! She knows what I am!
Don't worry. I actively support your relationship choices regardless of gender, just as long as they don't involve me.
It can't be...
This is your cell. This block is currently the smallest and quiet.
But there's at least 6 in every cell!
...Wait did I...
Unfortunately we're being swamped with transfers and there's a shortage of uniforms. I hope you can hold out for one day.
Wow.
Yay! Quitting time! *poof*
Waaaiiiiiit! Don't leave meeeeeee!
Hello. Don't worry, we don't bite. Unless you're going for my space. The top bunk is mine.
I like, have a few more months and I'm outtie.
I have a few more days. I have no idea how I got in here. They told me the jail was being shut down. That's bull!
Awww...You're so pretty! Who does your hair?!
I do...
They caught me handling chicken fights. I have a few more weeks.
OMG!!! I'll share my bed with you if you will help me do my hair like yours. Else I'll light your hair on fire and put ice cream in your bed!♥
I like fire...
*backs away*
Ughh...The world doesn't revolve around YOU! Gingers suck!
...!
Well it takes some skill...Wait what are you here for?
It's been so long since I've touched...Uhmm...My boy wouldn't take care of me, so I...
Hey ladies! Keep it quiet! You don't want me to open that cell door!
Eek!
Ugh, she never lets us have any fun on every third week, it's annoying.
Issues.....Wait, no! I can't be in here! I'm a boy!
She could certainly use one. Jesus...
Yay! Lunch time!
You look like the rest of us and you smell pretty. Plus I want those clothes...
I refuse to believe this.
Oh please! You can't even fit a size three!
Hey! I'm a thirty!
You don't look old...
That's a male size...You'd know that if you ever had a man!
Ouch. Boy clothes? Were you with one before you were put in here?
I AM a boy!...My Dessie gave me the fabrics...I love her so much.♥
Size 30?...!...It can't be...*grabs neck*
What the hell are you doing to her?
Shut up!....OMG I was right! He is a boi!
Can't you go a whole day without lying to us? It's annoying.
*grabs* I've never known a girl to have an Adam's apple...
What?!
Eek! No! Let go of meeeeeeeeeeee!
Sure thing...*steals clothes*
Bad! Bad! Bad! Not good! Not good!
Wow...Nice belly. You're flat as a board though....
I don't care! I'm not a girl!
...
...?
...!
.....
Wait, what's that?
MINE!
No MINE!
............Aw fuck...
.......That's all Dougie had to do...
It was worth the pain...
What?!
Ronnie! Nick found the real thief! I don't know why they put you in here but they're getting your pardoning papers ready and you're out of here first thing tomorrow morning! They're also wiping your record. Isn't that great?♥
Dessie help! I barely lasted the first day in here! I'm sharing a cell with seven girls and half of them won't stay off of meeeeee! I'm exhausted!
You'll be fine don't worry...
They make us shower in groups to save water! I've already refused the morning shower and they'll force me in 8 hours! I'm going to dieeee!
Wait that's not right...I mean it's not entirely wrong but...Ugh...How did this happen?

Kisaki-in-training <3
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I love Ron. He is, by far, one of my favorite Phoenix Wright characters!

I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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Ready to RAWK!?
Gender: Male
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It's stuck?
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ADG
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YYAYAYAA!!!!
Ready to RAWK!?
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見たのか・・・!
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It's stuck?
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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cyanide-filled prosecution groupie
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Ready to RAWK!?
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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Lives in a box mansion
Gender: Female
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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見たのか・・・!
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It's stuck?
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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It's stuck?
Gender: Male
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I'm in your skies; raeping your balloons
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