I'm not a lawyer, I'm a hedgehog!
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Ha...! Nice work...That was like tossing a grenade into a 3-alarm fire! But unless you can tie all the loose ends together... ...you're nothing but a hit-and-run arsonist.
If he accepts this testimony as it is, we're finished.
D-Don't say that...!
Oh well... Maybe I'll stop off at my favorite café on the way home.
This trial isn't over yet!
Ha...! That's what I like to hear...
Ready to RAWK!?
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By the way, I'd never put pepper in my coffee.

Soooooo not a Nazi!
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I've come from the depths of Hell to do battle with you.Ready to RAWK!?
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Shaaaaaaak!
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Ready to RAWK!?
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Igiari!
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The only time that a man must cry it's when everything is finished [or something like that]
"litle lawyer amigo" thing too
no, nothing
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The only time that a man must cry it's when everything is finished [or something like that]
"litle lawyer amigo" thing too
A single drop of milk can destroy the pure black magic that is coffee.
Speed up, n00b
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I gave her some coffee... with a lot of sugar and cream to hide the bitterness.
Give us the testimony, or i'll have you drink 17 cups of ketchup!

I WOVE RADU!
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Ready to RAWK!?
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If you present that evidence, it would be like…
Like jumping off a 100-story building into a bubbling pool of magma.
…after tying a 10-ton boulder around your neck.
What is THAT supposed to mean?
To put it simply… It would be suicide.


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Poor baby... The Court Record seems to have wet itself.
Hey! Watch where you spill your coffee!

Ready to RAWK!?
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No matter how bitter the memory... it can never be as bitter as dark black coffee.


I WOVE RADU!
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OHEMJEEE.
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This room is like a freaking puzzle workshop.Ready to RAWK!?
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Hey, Filly. Know your role, and shut your mouth.

Desert rose, why do you live alone?
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What if i don't want a custom title?
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Ha! You look like me when i mistakenly took a swig of Worcester Sauce.

Yay for Shoe!
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In Justice We Trust
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Good 'til the last drop.
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Obsession : Godot
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...The fuck?
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: This is my 17th cup Trite... Savor it.

ヘラヘラ~
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1000% Knight
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Super Saiyan
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Super Ace Attorney
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Gumshoe's worshipper
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Just look at that 100 watt smile.
...The fuck?
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: A lawyer can't cry until its all over. 
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You know what they say about a cornered fox, viscous and dangerous. (Or something to that effect)
I believe the correct description for a cornered fox is scared and petrified. (Same as above)
*pause* Enough of your silly animal anologies! (Once again, something to that effect)
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- I think we've heard enough empty threats from you, old man.
- Ha...! What makes you think they're empty, boy?
Super Ace Attorney
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0 want to see all penalty quotes on vid.
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Blacker than a moonless night, more dark and bitter than hell itself, this is coffee.
Godot Lover :D
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Yay for Shoe!
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How could I be evil?
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Because he's awesome.
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: I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't care. All I know is, you'll never be half the lawyer she was!
=awesomness

Godot's Spoon
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here.
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got the unseen character's name! The play is about two guys standing around waiting for some guy named Godot who never shows up. Its a really funny quote if you get the joke.