You can read his letter in this article from The Atlantic. Some people sure are squirrely!

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To: Oak, Tree ID 1070546

11 February 2015

How y’all?

Just sayin how do.

My name is Quercus Alba. Y’all can call me Al. I’m about 350 years old and live on a small farm in N.E. Mississippi, USA. I’m about 80 feet tall, with a trunk girth of about 16 feet. I don't travel much (actually haven’t moved since I was an acorn). I just stand around and provide a perch for local birds and squirrels.

Have good day,

Al
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I mean, his name literally is the scientific name of White Oak, so it's not really an AAI reference here :p

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Let me have my dream! :P

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