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Epic hat and epic boobs (SUPERULTRAMEGASPOILER WARNING)
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First among them is Ema's hat.
Is that thing not fucking awesome? I mean - it's a pink newsboy hat. It's seriously the coolest hat ever conceived. She can rest her pink shades on it, it makes her look taller, and it goes well with those striped knee socks.
It's not the 70's, but Ema doesn't give a shit. She looks she's about to put on some skates and head down to the roller disco so she can boogie all night long, and she doesn't care who the hell knows it.
Put more simply, this hat creates a force of awesome capable of making new galaxies made of Skittles and lava lamps.
There is only one force in the world capable of defeating the power of Ema's hat, and that is Maggey's boobs.
Seriously when did Maggey get so stacked? Look at game 3:
She did not have that rack back then. The only conclusion I can draw is that some time between leaving Tres Bien and getting that job as a security guard she must have gotten a boob job. Why, would you ask? Well she was desperate for money, and juggs aside, she had a nice body, so the answer is obvious.
Maggey Byrde was a stripper. It makes sense, after all. She needed work, and she seemed to be tumbling down the corporate ladder (stepladder?) already, so stripper seems to be a logical place to end up when she hit the bottom.
Strippers mainly get paid in tips (let's not get in to the intricacies of employment law here) and big boobs = better tips for the stripper. The high rollers ain't gonna "make it rain" on just any ho in a g-string.
Maggey, however, has unwittingly created a incredibly powerful force in the universe. Her boobs are a force for awesome. They have already ensnared members of the police force and even caused a murder in Edgeworth's office.
Something as awesome as her tits cannot co-exist with something equally awesome like Ema's bitchin' pink newsboy. The two must eventually meet. The sheer power released from this fateful encounter will consume and destroy the universe.
And it will be awesome.
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Maggey has always had boobs, look:
BOOBS.
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To use car terms, she has gone from a Honda Accord to a Cadillac Escalade in a very short period of time.
(For reference, Mia would be an tractor trailer with an extended sleeper cab and extra large cargo area and Maya would be one of these:
)
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HAHA, ok, some of the concepts of a Maid Cafe is kind of 'wrong', spoon feeding? paying to play a video game with a maid? HAHA... though I would not mind a dress themed cafe here in Leicester but not sure about the maid-appeal.
Ema's outfit I like, women should wear ties more and yeah they be some funky stockings.
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Edit: Also, it can depend on your posture. Stand up straight, lift your chest, and roll your shoulders back. You'll notice a difference.
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Adrian in black wrote:
Edit: Also, it can depend on your posture. Stand up straight, lift your chest, and roll your shoulders back. You'll notice a difference.
Yeah you can add like, a whole cup size if you stand up straight.
And I still don't like Ema's hat.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Oh and I'm going to slouch if rolling back shoulders etc adds to ones cup size, I do not want a bigger bust boooo.
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Adrian in black wrote:
Edit: Also, it can depend on your posture. Stand up straight, lift your chest, and roll your shoulders back. You'll notice a difference.
Hey, you're right! I'm practically a D-Cup now!
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I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
oddy wrote:
lol I thought I would ready anything about frannys nipples here. I think that's the most hilarous thing about gk so far.
Whaaaa? o.o
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Also, why is there no discussion on the awesomeness that is the pink newsboy hat?
Also....Franziska's nipples? I'm going to need some proof here, my friend. We may have another force to contend with. We can only hope it will balance out the conflict between the hat and the boobs and spare our universe.
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The Goddamned Batman wrote:
My friend, it is not simply that she had them. Nearly all women have them, to an extent. It is the size differential that concerns me.
Of course women have breasts, what I'm saying is that I don't see much of a difference. They look pretty much the same.
She looks pretty "big" here to me...
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Silverpaw wrote:
Aw, I love Ema's outfit. ;-; Her socks are amazing, but it sort of seems like they were drawn on. Maybe it's just me... << >>
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
Whaaaa? o.o
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
oddy wrote:
lol I thought I would ready anything about frannys nipples here. I think that's the most hilarous thing about gk so far.
Whaaaa? o.o
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oddy wrote:
Silverpaw wrote:
Aw, I love Ema's outfit. ;-; Her socks are amazing, but it sort of seems like they were drawn on. Maybe it's just me... << >>
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
Whaaaa? o.o
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
oddy wrote:
lol I thought I would ready anything about frannys nipples here. I think that's the most hilarous thing about gk so far.
Whaaaa? o.o
http://www.court-records.net/arts/kenji/081120mei.jpg
...
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oddy wrote:
Silverpaw wrote:
Aw, I love Ema's outfit. ;-; Her socks are amazing, but it sort of seems like they were drawn on. Maybe it's just me... << >>
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
Whaaaa? o.o
I think Maggey's just wearing a tighter shirt, or maybe a push-up bra. Either way, I'm not complaining.
oddy wrote:
lol I thought I would ready anything about frannys nipples here. I think that's the most hilarous thing about gk so far.
Whaaaa? o.o
http://www.court-records.net/arts/kenji/081120mei.jpg
...now you would really think that this would be the sort of thing i'd notice.
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club*oddy wrote:
So I wonder when we will se topless Franny.
Judging from Rule34, i'd say that happened a while back...
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oddy wrote:
lol I thought I would ready anything about frannys nipples here. I think that's the most hilarous thing about gk so far.
Whaaaa? o.o[/quote]
http://www.court-records.net/arts/kenji/081120mei.jpg[/quote]
...now you would really think that this would be the sort of thing i'd notice.
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club*oddy wrote:
So I wonder when we will se topless Franny.
I mean oficial art.
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