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Oh, on the contrary. Since when did America have a not-evil president, mmm?
Besides, Gant will win, even if Phoenix get's the majority of the votes. Why? Because he's Gant.
And don't forget that Manfred runs as Vice!
What is my liiiife?!?
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Though, I'll help market whoever wins :P
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Struck by a blunt objection
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: Damon Gant, you are taking over the previous presidents party, why was this chosen, when taking its failing popularity into account?
: Well, They are all a bunch of good-for-nothing redd-pocketed no-good evil politicians.
: I obviously want to sack all of them and gain ultimate control! : But isn't that.... undemocratic? : Not less than by the previous administration. : Er, well, true. Who is your party going to include? : Me and old Manfred here as my vice president. : Hello. : Only with suprime rule can America know peace! : What do you say about your opponent, Phoenix Wright? : Heh, I'm surprised he had the guts to show up. : I specifically told him he wouldn't get through the preliminaries alive! : Stupid bodyguards, all my assassination attempts have been squandered. : And we couldn't dig or make up any more dirt than normal. : Ehm... right. Er, next question. What is your focus point for election? : Free electricity and no taxes! Hell, I'll have negative taxes! I'll pay people! : They'll pay us back of course, but don't tell them that! : Yeah, about free electricity. How are you going to achieve that? : .... you don't know me, it seems. : Ah! I'll just have to demonstrate then!BZZZZT - connection error - BZZZT
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On the other hand, Damon Gant is about the right age, has power and could manage a Police Department and had his share of corruption and scandals like every other politician before him. He's friendly at least. And he would encourage us all to go swimming more often.
Hard decision, but I went for Nick <3
Phoenix: I'm with stupid.
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!!
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Nixon Says hello...
...and I support Damon Gant, for he is a strong authority figure who can get a job done no matter what the consequances might be.
Plus, y'know, he's got the whole charisma and charm that a president needs...Phoenix just doesn't look much like a public speaker.
And remember - Honesty and Politics never mix...Spin 'em to win 'em, people! XDD
Now, lets all go SWIMMING!!!!
~Beware of the Shark - He'll bite!~
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Why? I'll tell you why:
- Gant is a powerful person
- Gant has charisma (way more than Phoenix)
- Gant looks like the father of the nation
And the best one is here:
- Just like Bush, Gant uses nicknames when speaking to people
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Well, this would mostly because Bush is unable to pronounce full words. He tries to hide the fact.
At least Gant is not an idiot!
BIKE MONEY!
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Thanks a million, Holy Hell!
And I've made it into an avatar for no reason what so ever...
Now that I think of it, I may consider changing mine to this.
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I bearly use my Photoshop so that's my excuse.
Any suggestions? (Besides the white crap around the characters, I'll get to that eventually.)
Hondobou? How could I possibly fit such an irrelevant character in?
*sees sarcasm metre going off the roof*
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I choose Gant because he's not cannon. Cannon characters are lame, whats the best the Phoenix Wright fandom has to offer? Phoenix? How lame and unimmaginative.
Anyone but Phoenix really.
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Why - read the old thread.
(I like the color orange and to swim... Gant is good for the nation's health system)(swin 2 hours daily - or...
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Who cares about the evil, Gant's marketable, powerful and charismatic. It doesn't matter about how well he is known, and I believe we have a much better chance of winning with Gant. I suppose my Photoshop wil be getting a workout over the next few months.
Vote Gant for 08!
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Why am I so excited over this?
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Anyone but Phoenix really.
Actually, Gant is canon.
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Anyone but Phoenix really.
Actually, Gant is canon.
>.>
Well hes not as main as Phoenix >:(
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First Debate Round! Defendants Vs. Villains (yeah, I named the parties :P)
: Right, now that we had a little shock therapy... : ... : We'll start of the first round of debates. Phoenix, y- : No. : Wait, what? : I'm first. ...and why is that? : Because 'G' comes before 'P' in the alphabet. : And 'D' comes before 'W' as well!
: Feel free to start off, Gant! I enjoy breaking testimonies! : Oh, boy. This is one testimony that you won't be able to break! : ...and why is that? : This is political! These are about biased opinions!
: !!!
: So.... you won't lie? : Not terribly much, no. : o-okay. : Right, let's be off. First question. : 'what will be done about the environment' : Oh, this is easy. Everyone knows that it is caused by helium gasses exhausted from the rear ends of everyone who votes for the Defendants. : Vote for me! Stop pollution! BE AMERICAN! : H-H-HOLD IT! : Not your turn, Phoenix. Let Gant finish his round. : And to help remove that which has already been let out, we are proposing a new system of MTCA - Money To Clean Air. : All you have to do is send all your life savings to my bank account, and the environment will gradually become cleaner! Scientifically proven! : Right, and Phoenix? : That - that is false! : Ehm, yes? : I don't fart THAT much! : .... well. That can be discussed. Does The Defendants have any solution to the issues with the environment? : .... You know, I never DID get the computer working in my office. And all my television takes is the government propaganda channel.... : So... I really don't know. No. : right, right. Onto the next round. Phoenix, you go ahead. What are you going to do to lower the crime rates around the country? : I'll defend the innocent! : Ah! Wrighto my boy! And who are the innocent? : Easy, it's my clients! : Oh really, now. So you are saying that 'those that does not vote for you are criminals?' : That is some of the most disgusting things I've ever heard! Your trying to pin the blame on me! Hah! 'I'll get to the truth' my arse! : Yes, really now, Mr. Wright. That's not proper debate. : But--!! : And you, Gant? : I'll just change the law to make it legal to kill people. It really doesn't take too much editing really. : Okay, last round. What will you say to the voters? : I want to say th- : Phoenix was tried and accused for stealing lunch money in his youth! : What! But that's.... : A lie? Really? : Well, I- : Excellent! So you are a thief, Wrighto? And haven’t you been on trial for murder as well? : ...!!! But I was innocent! : That's what you say, you slimy corrupt defence attorney! You'll twist the court around your finger, wouldn't you? : .... : And THAT'S IT FOR THE FIRST DEBATE ROUND! What do the judges say? : GUIL- Eh, I mean, GANT IS THE WINNER! : Absolutely briliantisimious! A greatoximofius displayability of skillexperience! Gant is the winner!
: Gant... yes... Gant wins. Yes. Alot, yes. : Ah! What?! But those judges are the vice president of the Villains party... and their prime voters! : Phoenix. Do you know how much money they have paid us? : !!! : We can't NOT discriminate against you, now can we? : You should just have sent us money! : But I....! : Really? So you have no money? : So you're not only a murderous child-raping thief, you are also lazy?! : !!!!! : Aaaaand with that, we are off to commercials! : Hello guys! : Vote Villains! Or we'll kill you! : Aaaand now we have the 30th rerun this week of 'Victory of the Villains', one of the best movies ever produced!
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54%... Nick has 45%.... WHERE'S Percent #100???
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Mikker...
Oh those are just hilarious!
My sprite thread! Calando in progress
Phoenix Wright and co.:Ace Mythbusters! Myth 2 finished
First AA fanfic: Childhood Turnabout (finished)
And my devart site
My billboard signature! *gets pelted with tomatoes*
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That really was more than hilarious!
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And Percent #100 is still missing... Larry ¬.¬???
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Mr Wright believes in equality of the innocent. But what is his real story?
Space change please? This was him 5 hours ago. Do you REALLY, I mean REALLY want someone like him to run your country? Here are some comments.
I gave my money to him so now I cant afford proper glasses. THESE ARE JUST FRAMES!
We'd shoot him in texas. I got him while he was asleep Do you want a person who consorts with pedophiles? No. Vote Gant.
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I volunteer for a voice, if you aren't kidding around...
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TOUGH LOVE
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Yes, I'm a FredHead
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(1MB is too much)
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Phoenix saves the innocent. Gets justice for those who deserve it and brings consequences for those who don't. Deals with frustrating people ALL the time (Wendy Oldbag, Lotta Hart, Wellington). He knows what it means to be the middle-class underdog. He's one of us.
VOTE PHODOT, '08!
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Daian gets what he wants.
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*issues you with Orange clothes, gloves a signed Photo of Gant and an assorment of murder weapons starter kit.*
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Eh, watch the Sig, else the Admins will be honored to change it for ya.
Mighty Pirate, really!
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- "Sure the boss is a fine man... I'm the only homicide detective on the force, and yet I'm being paid underneath minimum wage. And every time there's any type of slip-up, I take the hit... and for some reason, they keep all of my grade-school projects in the evidence locker room, just to humiliate me..." *sobs* "Please! Either convict him or let him win, I need a new boss!!"Vote Phoenix!
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- "Sure the boss is a fine man... I'm the only homicide detective on the force, and yet I'm being paid underneath minimum wage. And every time there's any type of slip-up, I take the hit... and for some reason, they keep all of my grade-school projects in the evidence locker room, just to humiliate me..." *sobs* "Please! Either convict him or let him win, I need a new boss!!"Vote Phoenix!
You know it's ironic, but let me first back my thought on this with a quote from one of my favorite books.
[quote=The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man – for precisely the same reasons.[/quote]
You see, 'because' Gant would be a cruel leader, and because he abuses those below him I think He'd be an excellent candidate. Phoenix in the same position wouldn't abuse people like Gumshoe, and thus won't grab your attention, which is the critical point.
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- "Sure the boss is a fine man... I'm the only homicide detective on the force, and yet I'm being paid underneath minimum wage. And every time there's any type of slip-up, I take the hit... and for some reason, they keep all of my grade-school projects in the evidence locker room, just to humiliate me..." *sobs* "Please! Either convict him or let him win, I need a new boss!!"Vote Phoenix!
Point proven
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Come on. They even have matching outfits.
You do know that's Kirihito, right?
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