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I wanted to do this on YouTube but I didn't want to be a big rip-off. Basically I do a series of music video reviews, as how well it fits with the song and such, and YES I know there is a topic about music videos but this different because I review the videos. To summarize, I didn't want to look like a jack-ass to about 1 billion people so I decided to do that in front of you guys.

Anyway my first one is going to be on "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana, which I think most of us agree is a good song (I say "most" because Holy Hell may not agree) but what about the music video. Well....

(Keep in mind that I am not an expert on this).
Well it starts in a hospital room but then it transitions into what I think is Kurt Cobain's version of heaven (I wonder if he found out) or maybe it's what he thinks Hell is like, I can't tell. It continues there for a while as we see a little girl in a clan uniform and Slim Goodbody's pregnant wife. Then we go into the Heart-Shaped Box itself, which looks pretty comfortable if you ask me, and it turns out the clan girl is actually an angel of death. It ends when Dave Grohl opening the window to the hospital where it started symbolizing that Kurt may need to get a little more sun.

The video is actually pretty good but really confuseing at times so maybe don't watch untill you know what the song is about, other wise go for it.

I hope this has been at least somewhat entertaining for those who read and if you didn't like it, I don't blame you.
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Sorry...mah brain didn't comprehend your writing. Maybe because it could be organized in a more coherent manner?

And where's the music video itself? This thread is useless without some kind of connection to the video itself. I just read a description of what the video was supposed to be. That's like describing a youtube video to someone (which is, incidentally, rather insipid when compared to a description.)

I'm not flaming you, so don't get frantic and start thinking of comebacks. These are just suggestions.

Oh, and didn't Croik advise you against creating threads?
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Kenny 57 wrote:
I wanted to do this on YouTube but I didn't want to be a big rip-off.


you're already a big ripoff

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It's not a review, it's a description, and one in which you confuse Heaven with Hell. Good start. You also miss the most important points, and in a way try to put meaning into things that have none.

You really are an elaborate, dedicated troll. But one that always loses due to not actually knowing anything about the topics you troll.

Ok, so the guy is in a coma on the hospital bed and has a foetus in his IV drip. Nice.
He is in his mind in his own little heavenly opium field (Or Nirvana :maya-shock:) It is at this point you missed the rather important fact that he is dressed as Jesus and is climbing up the crucifix, which has ravens on it, a sign of death and bad luck. The Santa hat at this point I assume is satirical of the commercialisation of Christmas, but that's a long shot and maybe giving their drugged up minds too much credit.

Then they rock out in the opium-filled calgory and old Jesus disappears.

The video incorporates a lot of imagery from the Wizard of Oz.
The little girl is in a Klu Klux Klan outfit reaching for foetuses in the tree. Again, nice. I wish I hadn't looked that up and stayed in the impression they were cooked frogs.

The rest you'd know if you fact checked (from the Nirvana official website even), is based on Kurt's dreams (sooo drugged up!) and thus makes no sense and isn't meant to do so to anyone but him. It may be implying the girl is the cancer and the fat woman with an organ suit is fat. But these are just conjecture.

Now please before posting, stop and think the following:

"Wait, no... bad idea, I'll go get some deep fried chicken instead."

That way you won't plague us, and you'll die young of obesity. You're already on target for Objective 2, but more diligence is required for the primary one. Please try harder.
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that wasn't much of a review. the video's pretty complex and kenny does not do it justice.

video link, if anybody's interested, watch out for obnoxiously placed video ads
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Kenny.
Just don't do it.
Next time you want to open a review thread, just don't. You don't have the taste or ability to write a good analysis of anything, whether it's a game, song or music video. I'm not kidding when I say you need to lurk more. You just don't have a damn clue, ever, and you need to get one. Do you understand that? Does that reach any part of your brain at all?
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Damn, I don't even have to say anything. Everything has already been covered so far.

Carry on.
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I was really tired when I posted, that might explain some of the stuff I said, but I do want to continue these though. Now on to responding.

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Kenny.
Just don't do it.
Next time you want to open a review thread, just don't. You don't have the taste or ability to write a good analysis of anything, whether it's a game, song or music video. I'm not kidding when I say you need to lurk more. You just don't have a damn clue, ever, and you need to get one. Do you understand that? Does that reach any part of your brain at all?

I don't really want to lurk. If I did I wouldn't have an account. I said I wasn't an expet on it eather. BTW I'm actually thinking about just doing let's plays on YouTube from now on.
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Kenny 57 wrote:
I wanted to do this on YouTube but I didn't want to be a big rip-off.


you're already a big ripoff

borscht-bowl-club-f40/terse-music-blog-t17149.html

I was actually trying to parody that, I have no idea as to what "terse" is though.
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@ UP: (sorry but your post was kinda long to quote) Thanks for your review. I was going to say that anyone else can post a review of the music vid. I just did but I forgot. The parts that insult me though are pretty good comebacks. Now, this is just off the top of my head but, maybe we could do like a "Siskel and Ebert" type thing here. Just PM me what you want to do, I understand if you don't though.
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Kenny 57 wrote:
I was really tired when I posted, that might explain some of the stuff I said, but I do want to continue these though.

don't make that excuse. you make the same quality posts when you don't say you were tired.

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I was actually trying to parody that, I have no idea as to what "terse" is though.

most libraries have dictionaries in modern society. the internet can be of great help too. it would've taken you five minutes at most.

and i think ultimate prosecutor was serious
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:eh?: This isn't a review, it's a play-by-play. At least know what you're talking about when you try to write a review...
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The greatest mystery of all is no longer the meaning of life, or how the universe was created.

It is why the hell Kenny's parents were allowed to reproduce.
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Kenny 57 wrote:
Now, this is just off the top of my head but, maybe we could do like a "Siskel and Ebert" type thing here. Just PM me what you want to do, I understand if you don't though.


they made a movie based on that

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I never did get any royalties for that >:U

A shame.

VHT There is a reason for that, and you are on the same page as Kenny in the top 100 stupidest people on the forum book. I'll give you a hint, it's the 10-1 page. And you're both closer to the 1.

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@ UP: The parts that insult me though are pretty good comebacks. Now, this is just off the top of my head but, maybe we could do like a "Siskel and Ebert" type thing here. Just PM me what you want to do, I understand if you don't though.


Erm, no thanks. I want you to go away. That is all.

If you must continue however (as I know you will), can you review this one next?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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Ouch...well, guess I'm leaving this thread then.
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I apologize for this....but I have to agree. You are just as thick-headed as Kenny, Saint Kenny of the Dumbasses Religion. Go and sit in the corner while I bitch and moan about how pathetic trolls are.
Kenny, kenny kenny....when will you learn to get your thick head outta the gutter and onto something more...convenient...such as a cutting board, so you can be eaten by the fattest person ever....who probably doesn't exist, I don't know.
Seriously though, I speak for everybody who is normal here when I say...give up. Go away. Shoo. You don't need to be here. You could be spending your time doing other things...but your head is so far up your ass you can't seem to realize that. Bitch, we are all professional, and you are a fucking loser.
Oh...and Kenny? How is "serieus" doing? Is "serieus" well?
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Forget Serieus, I want to know who this Finlay chap is.
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EricaP wrote:
Kenny, kenny kenny....when will you learn to get your thick head outta the gutter and onto something more...convenient...such as a cutting board, so you can be eaten by the fattest person ever....?


kenny eating himself

i'd pay to see that
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Forget Serieus, I want to know who this Finlay chap is.


Oh, yes! Kenny tell us who these blokes of yours are?
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Obviously you ignored the more important bit: that we don't fucking want you here. You keep proving that you're an incompetent fool with your head up your ass. You don't contribute anything to our community except the satisfaction we get in pointing out what a dumbass you are. We don't like your music, your videos, or your bullshit. Your posting style makes the eyes bleed and your opinions make me lose faith in humanity. CR has put up with your crap for a year, but there's a reason you keep getting locked: We don't give a shit what you say, and we don't want you around.

Can you understand that? Are those words too big for you? Do you need another Simple Wikipedia link, just in case? Here, I'll provide one that might help you later in life, if you get that far: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictionary. Now shut the fuck up and get the hell out, you whiny little shit.
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I heard Obama gives his peace prize to whoever shoots Kenny.
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Despite how legitimate a lot of these complaints about Kenny are, we don't need every topic that he posts in degenerating into an image-macroing flame-fest.

Also Kenny, I think it would be wise not to make any new topics for a while, and try and make sure your posts aren't stupid/unreadable or all of the above.
I know I'm asking a lot here.
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