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Author:	yuzikichan0 [ Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:28 am ]
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I got a lot of these XD From "The Ninjas" By Barenaked Ladies "The ninjas are deadly and silent. They're also unspeakably violent. They speak Japanese, They do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland."

Author:	DoMaya [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:35 pm ]
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INB4 WEIRD AL.

Author:	yuzikichan0 [ Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:44 pm ]
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Yeah, Weird Al has some strange songs. At the end of "The Blind Prophet" From Homestuck, They say "Dreams! Don't Die! Bobby!" Then it ends.

Author:	Chloe [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:18 pm ]
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Classy Music

Author:	yuzikichan0 [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:23 pm ]
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It's so disturbing that it's hilarious.

Author:	Louise [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:50 pm ]
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I'm tryna bathe my ape in your milky way Katy Perry feat. Kanye - E.T.

Author:	Ha³ [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:41 pm ]
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This one is from Brazil. ---//---//---//--- I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! My arms came right after! Right after! And my legs still hafta come! Hafta come! I don't have a mouth to smile! Why? Why? Because I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! ---//---//---//--- ...Yeah, weird.

Author:	yuzikichan0 [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:37 pm ]
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Ha³ wrote: This one is from Brazil. ---//---//---//--- I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! My arms came right after! Right after! And my legs still hafta come! Hafta come! I don't have a mouth to smile! Why? Why? Because I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! ---//---//---//--- ...Yeah, weird. What the heck? That's so strange!

Author:	FVKWY [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:38 pm ]
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Ha³ wrote: This one is from Brazil. ---//---//---//--- I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! My arms came right after! Right after! And my legs still hafta come! Hafta come! I don't have a mouth to smile! Why? Why? Because I am a Rice Dumpling! Rice Dumpling! ---//---//---//--- ...Yeah, weird. Oh my God, I need to share that with all my friends, that's hilarious xD

Author:	Ha³ [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:14 pm ]
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Here's another one, directly from Brazil, too. It's a commercial from a fast-food shop, Subway, advertising their new Chicken sandwich. --//--//-- Chicken, Nothing more than Chicken! It has beauty and style... Smoked with Cream Cheese! Chicken, chicken! My deepest wish is to have you! Chicken, chicken! Su~bway! --//--//-- ...Ayup.

Author:	yuzikichan0 [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:29 pm ]
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Polysics has a song called "Pony and lion" and it is super weird. I can't find a really accurate translation, but they sing about how pony and lion are different. Then, here's the kicker, they start singing about coupons. No lie. They say that you can sometimes use more than one and one time and to watch the dates because they can expire. Then they go back to pony and lion and say "If you have no gas, you can ride them."

Author:	nekonohime [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:37 pm ]
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I'm torn between this and this. Anime can be so weird sometimes.

Author:	Neon Lemmy Koopa [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:06 pm ]
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When I first heard the song Jack Sparrow by the Lonely Island and Michael Bolton, I didn't know it was supposed to be a comedy song at the time. Although I figured they couldn't be serious. I mean, rapping about picking up girls in a club, and then all of a sudden, "This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow..."

Author:	DoMaya [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:18 am ]
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Dicks Are for My Friends

Author:	Pessimistic_Fool [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:39 am ]
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May I recommand The Scaffold? They had tons of strange lyrics (they did it for comedy). One of my favorites is from Lily The Pink: Quote: Jennifer Eckles had terrible freckles and the boys all called her names, but she changed with medicinal compound- now he joins in all the games. :D

Author:	Neon Lemmy Koopa [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:30 am ]
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Alot of Eminem's early stuff was pretty strange, though some of it was comedy, it was surprising just how far he would go Quote: I went to the club drunk with a fake ID, Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I've been with 10 women who got HIV Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me! There's also this other song but I forget who did it, it was basically this really upbeat melody and the guy is singing about suicide.

Author:	Jack Lamber [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:23 pm ]
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I'm the pretty prince of parties You're a tasty piece of pastry You're so lighty flighty flakey I go where the party takes me I'm the funky monkey junky You're a flunky bunky donkey You're a picture of the devil's daughter I'm a pitcher of holy water "Oh pretty prince of parties where's the party now?" - I don't know. "Oh pretty prince of parties where does water go?" - I let it flow. "Oh pretty prince of parties can I come to your party?" - No. "Oh pretty prince of parties where do you get your clothes?" - They're made of snow. Pretty party clothes crocheted of snow. I'm the mickey Maori minstrel You're the high priestess of tinsel I'm the guru god of ganja Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka la la la la la la la la la la la la

Author:	FVKWY [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:33 pm ]
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote: Quote: I went to the club drunk with a fake ID, Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I've been with 10 women who got HIV Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me! ... ... ... ...

Author:	Ha³ [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:11 pm ]
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote: Quote: I went to the club drunk with a fake ID, Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I've been with 10 women who got HIV Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!

Author:	Johnny Rotan [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:02 pm ]
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote: Alot of Eminem's early stuff was pretty strange, though some of it was comedy, it was surprising just how far he would go Quote: I went to the club drunk with a fake ID, Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I've been with 10 women who got HIV Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me! This one truly sounds like it came from a nut job (gotta' love him): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ajMUaP9v4 Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof Even my teddy bear stays so aloof Flies that go walking on leashes so long Even my parakeet wears a sarong Sometimes I wonder, but mostly I dont I always say "yes" but usually I wont Elephants flying way off to the moon Even my sun dials stuck at high noon Signs that say "quiet" and yo-yos on strings Ride on the carousel, grab the brass rings Aches that I feel on my window pane Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain Boxes that herald: "Please stand in a line" Tarzans are riding on the 6:20 vine Mostly I end up with egg on my face I cant keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace Bats in my belfry, polars are bear Polish the cannon in the town square Well all take a ride on my new pogo stick Here comes the night nurse! Cover up, quick! Thoughts that need thinking like spring has been sprung Fantasy helps all of us to think young Everyone knows that penguins go formal So whos there among us to say who is normal?

Author:	zachariah Von-Karma [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:03 pm ]
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Its common to see songs nowadays combining lyrics that are in a different language such as spanish or french, but you expect them to fit into the context of the song. There is one English song where the lyrics say "Sacrebleu! t'as un tete a fair sauter les plaques de egout." translation: "Damn it! you got to blow a head plates sewer." this in no way makes sense and is incredibly weird as it plays no context to the song. (i am not incorrect as the song came with subtitles and this is exactly what it says.)

Author:	Pierre [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:55 pm ]
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Commence weirdness.

Author:	Tiramisu [ Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:06 pm ]
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I think some of the lyrics to that new Justin Bieber song are pretty strange... "Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue" Really? "Fondue" is the best word you could come up with to rhyme with "you?" "I could be your Buzz Lightyear" You could be a plastic toy? How is that sexy or romantic? "I could make you shine bright like you're lying in the snow... brrr" Just... What? Also the sheer amount of times he says "swag" in this song is just ridiculous. Shoe could probably write a better song.

Author:	Zinle [ Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:04 pm ]
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Hmm...I've never paid that much attention to the lyrics, but I have one song right now in my mind that has pretty odd lyrics and stuff. This would beeeeee... Juliet Jonesin Sydän - Ankkalinna The live version is the only video available on YouTube, so mind the video. If you're interested of buying the album the song is at, search 'Juliet Jonesin Sydän - Roistot' Spoiler: lyrics and my translation Original language: Finnish Song name: Ankkalinna Lyrics: Aku Ankka, Mikki Hiiri, Hessu Hopo ja Iines... Paljon mitään, ei voi tehdä, kun kaikki rahat on Roopella. Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa- Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa- Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa vastaan! Sota syttyi, pian loppui, kaikki seinää vasten ammuttiin. Roope katsoi, sekä nauroi, vain Hessu Hopo säästettiin. Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa- Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa- Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa vastaan! Translated to english: Song name: Duckburg Lyrics: Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Daisy... Can't do much since Scrooge has all the money. Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges- Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges- Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges plutocracy! The war began, ended quickly, everybody was shot next to wall. Scrooge watched and laughed, only Goofy was spared. Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges- Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges- Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges plutocracy! Other songs with bit odd lyrics I have in mind would be: - Turmion Kätilöt - Sika! - Indica - Pahinta Tänään - Nirvana - Rape Me Spoiler: Turmion Kätilöt - Sika! The 'Sika!' (Pig! [not swine in this case as it refers to a person, like "You PIG!"]) is about...How our body works...To say nicely. The first part of the lyrics go something like this when translated: Kasvomme vuotavat verta, ruumis toimii ja rakastelee (x2) Nyt mikään ei estä vetelemästä alkupisteestä kohtua kohti (x2) Our faces bleed blood, body functions and makes love! (x2) Now nothing won't stop to reach the uterus! (x2) Chorus: Kipu ei lakkaa! Armoa et saa anelemalla! Nauti ajosta, hullaannu verestä, kaikissa meissä asuu lihava sika! The pain won't stop! You won't get mercy by begging! Enjoy the ride, go crazy of blood, there's a big fat swine inside all of us! Spoiler: Indica - Pahinta tänään Personally I think that far too many of Indicas lyrics are quite odd, but then again do the lyrics have to make perfect sense as long as it sounds great? This oddness is best shown in the 'Pahinta Tänään' song from them IMO. Take a sample: Huuhtele vaan, minä olen pesunkestävä, en voi auttaa. Tietenkin saat maalata sun taivaat, riittää lampaita laumaasi. Flush away, I'm dyed-in-the-wool, can't help you. Of course you can paint your skies, there are enough sheep for your flock. Joskus on vaan ryömittävä mullan alla suu täynnä likaa, jokainen saa nähdä sateenkaaren kaikki päädyt, pimeimmät taivaat, rinnalleni en tarvi joukkoasi. Mä pysyn jaloillani, kun kaitsen murheitani. Sometimes you must crawl under the ground mouth full of dirt, everyone gets to see all the ends of the rainbow, the darkest skies, I don't need your group next to me. I stand on my own feet, when I shepherd my troubles. Chorus: Sillä pahinta tänään on valkea valo, joka silmiini lyö eikä varjoja varo! Sillä pahinta tänään on valkea valo! Mene pois, mene pois, mene pois, pilaat pimeyteni! Because the worst thing today is the bright white light, that hits right to my eyes and looks out for no shadows! Because the worst thing today is the bright white light! Go away, go away, go away, you ruin my darkness! I don't think the last one, Nirvana - Rape Me, needs a spoiler tag for explanation, dontcha think? Then of course there are those humor songs like: - Juha Vainio - Konduktööri Kyrpä-Kalle - "Friistailoh!"

Author:	Basic Printer [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:48 pm ]
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For me you'll find it in any Neutral Milk Hotel track - and it's why Jeff Mangum is the best lyricist ever. Someone Is Waiting Someone is waiting To swallow all the halos out of you As your face blows through my window Sending pieces flying all around the room And I love you and I want to Shoot all the super heroes from your skies Watch them reeling from your ceiling As their empty anger falls out from their eyes THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. Jesus Christ that "as your face blows..." line kills me everytime especially with how he sings it Spoiler: Oh Comely (Lotsa Leers, man.) The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadium The music and medicine you needed for comforting So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving And pluck all your silly strings and bend all your notes for me Soft silly music is meaningful, magical The movements were beautiful, all in your ovaries All of them milking with green fleshy flowers While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines Smelling of semen all over the garden Was all you were needing when you still believed in me THAT STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS...yes.

Author:	Rov [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:45 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

Author:	Emiko Nabile Gale [ Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:26 am ]
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Er....I remember hearing this song a few times while playing Just Dance with la mia famiglia. I don't know the artist but the song was called Walk Like an Egyption. The random lyrics weirded me out when my cousins and mother would dance along with it. :/

Author:	Pierre [ Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:42 am ]
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Tom and Edd Used to live In a house On a Cliff Till it sank to the bottom of the Ocean! First they saw a shark (Wow!) Then they saw a whale (Eee!) Then they saw a salmon punch a bear! (What the b*&£h?) Even deeper than Atlantis Even deeper than Titantic Even deeper than this existential Squid (What is life?) Past the Catfish Past the Hatfish Past Poseidon in a dress Till they landed at the bottom of the sea. ROCK BOTTOM!

Author:	Emiko Nabile Gale [ Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:10 pm ]
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Pierre wrote: Tom and Edd Used to live In a house On a Cliff Till it sank to the bottom of the Ocean! First they saw a shark (Wow!) Then they saw a whale (Eee!) Then they saw a salmon punch a bear! (What the b&£h?) Even deeper than Atlantis Even deeper than Titantic Even deeper than this existential Squid (What is life?) Past the Catfish Past the Hatfish Past Poseidon in a dress Till they landed at the bottom of the sea. ROCK BOTTOM! Hahahahaha! XD falls out of chair*

Author:	サンドラ [ Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:23 pm ]
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Author:	tiger_festival [ Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:58 am ]
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Some of the songs from The World Ends With You OST. Spoiler: Such as Twister Brain wave, main wave Psycho got a high kick Collect and select Show me your best Crystals, blisters It's all over now Psycho cane You're so keen I need more candy canes Cold cake, cold break Freak got a high kick Mr. Twister Moist with roistering Stick it up Take it up Step aside and see the world Effect has defects Take a bow to the moon (Bow-wow to the moon) Morning rays, hairspray Queens Get on their way to their nests, the west Honest, they once had a dream Belles of society, in the shells of their unity Cornet 'n spinet The sound flows, follows till they're home Dragged by the power of dreams That power is yet unknown What were they singing about, again?

Author:	Emiko Nabile Gale [ Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:09 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuA-GKdUN5c ...This entire song is weird to me. I first heard part of this song in an amv and found out the song's name was called Videogames and I was like, "What? This soft ballad is called, 'Videogames'?" And when I heard the song from start to finish I was like, "What the heck is this? "

Author:	Gnobo [ Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:59 pm ]
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"Pleading the Fifth (A Capella)" By Relient K "That night at the theater An impersonator died Mr. Booth was tried I just kept the truth inside. And in the court room The judge will not catch wind of this Up there on the stand I'll plead the fifth." I know it's talking about the Lincoln assassination, but who's this impersonator, and why is this guy pleading silence? What's going on? Maybe I'm just not to sharp in the history department. Also by the same band... "Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care" "I just wasted ten seconds of your life." The title has nothing to do with the lyrics and it has more words! XD

Author:	Emiko Nabile Gale [ Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:02 pm ]
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Gnobo wrote: "Pleading the Fifth (A Capella)" By Relient K "That night at the theater An impersonator died Mr. Booth was tried I just kept the truth inside. And in the court room The judge will not catch wind of this Up there on the stand I'll plead the fifth." Ace Attorney much? o_O

Author:	Hikari-chan [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:44 am ]
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R2-D2 and C3PO were havin' cyber sex But when you throw an Ewok in, it gets a bit complex. Han Solo may have danced, But he never got into Princess Leia's pants. 'Cause she was too busy bein' such a talker And makin' out with her brother Luke Skywalker GO, Chewie go! wookie noise (x2) "The Star Wars Song" by Steve Poltz ... Blame my dad's warped sense of humor, okay? snort

Author:	Thelema [ Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:40 pm ]
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All these random lyrics were taken from Limp Bizkit's album "Results May Vary" (song numbers follow all quotes): “No one on this planet / like me to be friends with” (3). "Another day another night inside a lonely world … such a lonely world” (11). "Like the weed I for sheezy” (12) "Be letting ya know / ooh … yeah, feeling kinda horny” (12). "Loneliness can’t be cured from no medicine” (3). "Looks like I’m drinkin’ tonight” (12). "Hey you / miss I don’t know what the fuck your name is / I’m drawn to you” (1). “Damn you’re so hot!” (1). "I know you bitin,’ bitin’ my steez, baby / but I came, came to please, baby” (8). “I’m on the grind now, baby” (5). “My dog’s barkin’ it up, baby” (8). “Y’all know it’s my time now, baby” (5). “I’ve never needed anything, / anything but you” (10). “Lookin’ to screw on the first night”(4)? “I ain’t fuckin’ playin’ around” (12). “I’m a crazy, crazy man / with a crazy, crazy plan” (2). “No doubt that I’d love to sniff them panties now” (1). "We can do all them nasty things you want to do” (9). "Ma ma ma move ma move / ba ba ba break you off” (12). "The vibe’s good, [so’se I] go to first base” (9). “To knock out another homerun” (9) “Spontaneous combustion / leaves a taste that’s so disgustin’” (10). "Limpin’ the bizkit” (12). “Won’t ever come back” (3). "You let me down / oh, I guess that you’re not good enough to be with me" (10). “Now I’m left with only me” (16). “Layin’ in the bed [I] made / drinkin’ haterade, think about it” (13).

Author:	Southern Corn [ Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:16 am ]
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"HA! HA! HA! PHOENIX!! Ah――!!" From the lyrics for GS5's pursuit theme.

Author:	SuperAj3 [ Sun Dec 25, 2016 10:35 am ]
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The entirety of Apollo's voiced theme song burned Also Macarthur Park, "Someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again! Oh no!"

Author:	Thelema [ Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:10 am ]
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Lmao check this one out Des'Ree's - Life Mmm, yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah, yeah yeah Oh life, oh life I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around Ooh, I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news Also Daniel Cowman - Regina Spektor Then heroin boy walked through the door And he was screaming and everybody was like What're you screaming as if it's the end of the world And he was like, well, it is I was sitting in the corner with my pants down And I was sure someone next door was blowing up balloons And they was red and orange And there was this one lady at the bar and she was trying to buy gin And this other lady at the bar and she was trying to sell gin It worked out good for the both of them

Author:	TheDoctor [ Sun Jan 01, 2017 9:46 pm ]
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Seven apples on a witch's tree... ...with seven seeds to plant inside of me. In springtime, I grew a magic song... ...then skipping along, I sang the song to everyone. I look at the world through apple eyes... ...and cut myself a slice of sunshine pie. I danced with the peanutbutterflies... ...'til they went and told me to say hello, but wave goodbye. A thousand sugar stars... ...oh put them in a jar. And whistle 'round the world... Oh, whistle 'round the world... I'm a little wolf inside a girl, you say. And off I go from June to May... Oh, whistling 'round the world. Whistling 'round the world...

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