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HI

This is my first post on CR after reading through this awesome thread. I don't if someone did this already but here you go.



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The secret to love, life, and the entire universe is:

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dsagent wrote:
HI

This is my first post on CR after reading through this awesome thread. I don't if someone did this already but here you go.



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It be funnier if you replace the dood's head also with Gant's.
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Judgemaster64 wrote:
dsagent wrote:
HI

This is my first post on CR after reading through this awesome thread. I don't if someone did this already but here you go.



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It be funnier if you replace the dood's head also with Gant's.

I agree... :hotti:
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Done.

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The secret to love, life, and the entire universe is:

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Did you really think I would tell you? Muhahaha
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dsagent wrote:
Done.

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Darn, beat me to it.
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Damn I should have replaced the ABC logo while I was at it.
The secret to love, life, and the entire universe is:

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Did you really think I would tell you? Muhahaha
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Hey, first post.

Hope you all enjoy Gant Fiction.

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Who the hell do you think I am?

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The first rule of Gant Club is:
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I think Gant is an adorable and amazing villain.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello my friend
Stranger: You know who I am
You: My name is Damon Gant
You: aka God!
Stranger: OMG!!
You: We should go swimming sometime.
Stranger: are you really?!?!?
You: =3
You: Oh yes!
Stranger: I know jesus!!
Stranger: Do you know him?
You: Of course, I met a nice little jewish girl named Mary. She gave birth to him.
You: Over 2000 years later I see you guys are still talking about it. =3
Stranger: Oh!! I remember, are you the long lost dad?
You: Yes.
Stranger: or did you just lose custody...
You: I'm quite a busy man
Stranger: I see...hmm...can you stop this war?
Stranger: your creation is killing each other :(
You: Yes it's sad indeed. You can do me a favour and keep praying and doing good things.
You: I am proud of you.
Stranger: thank you...but our international sport in the holy lands involves us straping bombs on ourselves...and I'm on the high school varsity team..
Stranger: what should i do?...god?
You: Listen to your heart,
You: I must leave now. Next time you see water you will see me. =)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thank you

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Fun facts about Damon Gant:

1. The movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is not a comedy, or a parody. It is a documentary about two people who showed up at Gant's house one night in a storm. The ending in which Frank-N-Furter dies was added in the editing room against the film crew's wishes, as they feared that showing Gant escape would cause public outcry.

2. Similarly, Gant sued Alan Menken, Howard Ashman and the Walt Disney corporation for defamation of character upon the original release of "Disney's Beauty & The Beast." He claimed: A, that they had adapted the story from his memoirs and based the character of Gaston upon him without his permission; and B, that they had changed the ending to an entirely fictional one, instead of the actual events, which consisted of Gant/Gaston killing the Beast, having his way with Belle and then cannibalizing her. Upon his execution, the case was still pending.

3. The execution of Damon Gant caused some problems for the legal system. Gant survived the lethal injection, causing the State to revert to its former execution method, by electric chair. When he shorted out the chair without dying, he was sentenced to death by firing squad, but caught all the bullets in his teeth, including the blanks. Given only one more chance to execute, the State put aside thoughts of hanging in favor of simply forcing Gant to take a spinning circular saw to the neck, but the saw broke. Since state law clearly states that surviving four executions is an act of God, Damon Gant was officially pardoned and set free. He now lives in Louisiana.

4. Antoine Dodson is hiding people's kids and wives from Damon Gant.
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Xray wrote:
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Done.

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Darn, beat me to it.
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Both of these are hilarious. XD
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Damon Gant?

He's Chuck Norris's long-lost brother!

He can even FLY!
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Is this thread still alive? Because if it is, a new member would like to join the Gant club:

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Now with 680 times moar raep :hotti:

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Damon Gant suffering under #Me too would be interesting. He would deserve it. :gant:
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Eh, I don't think I pictured him as the type of person to do that, even while working with Lana. Like he had his standards and he really was only trying to do what he thought was for the greater good. Like the saying goes, you have to crack a few eggs to make am omelette.

That's also why I never really liked the 'rape' jokes surrounding his character. I feel like they sort of undermine the type of person he is, which is a shame because he is a pretty nuanced character and his motivations are honestly the most fleshed out of any trilogy 'villain'.
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Why did Gant get that reputation as a rapist anyways? Like just cause he has a shit eating grin and had a woman under his thumb?
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Also because of that one scene where he asks Ema to stay back in his office, I think. WHich is just ew.
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SenorJustice-dono wrote:
Why did Gant get that reputation as a rapist anyways? Like just cause he has a shit eating grin and had a woman under his thumb?

A few reasons. One is that there's a scene in which he demands Ema stay in his office. The following day she seems unsettled. This is never addressed again. The second is his authoritative manner and actions and how he bends most people in the case to his will. Third, he has a generally unsettling demeanour that makes him seem, for lack of a better word, a bit rapey.
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One is that there's a scene in which he demands Ema stay in his office. The following day she seems unsettled. This is never addressed again.

...because her sister just tried to push for a premature guilty verdict? Because she dreads having to testify about the time she was almost killed? I've had issues with the "haha Gant raeps people" thing for years, but that point is the one that made the least amount of sense.
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I never really made that assumption when I played the games but I do remember running seeing a few people making jokes about it.
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sumguy28 wrote:
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One is that there's a scene in which he demands Ema stay in his office. The following day she seems unsettled. This is never addressed again.

...because her sister just tried to push for a premature guilty verdict? Because she dreads having to testify about the time she was almost killed? I've had issues with the "haha Gant raeps people" thing for years, but that point is the one that made the least amount of sense.

I mean, yeah, you can probably infer a good few things from it. But the vagueness of all that plus everything else does beg a few questions.

Of course it doesn't really bear any serious consideration because obviously no-one is actually implying Gant is An Actual Rapist™.
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